Baltimore Crabs/Season 19

🦀 Baltimore Crabs
Season 19
Dates	May 17, 2021 – May 23, 2021
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Results
Overall Record	55-44
Wins	-51
Partytime	Day 93
Divine Favor	14
Division	4th in Mild Low
League	8th in Mild League
ILB Placement	14th overall
Modifiers	CarcinizationWhen this Team activates the Black Hole, they will steal their opponent's best hitter for the remainder of the game.  UnholeyWhen this Team activates the Black Hole, a random Player on their opponent's Team will be impaired by 1%.  0Players with 0 will always swing at strikes while there are 0 Balls and 0 Strikes in the At Bat.
Renovations	Peanut MisterA Peanut Mister will occasionally cure a Player of their peanut allergy. Peanut Misters can also remove the Superallergic modification from players.  PsychoAcousticsIn Feedback or Reverb, PsychoAcoustics will occasionally Echo one of the Away Team's mods to the Home Team, for game-long use.  Secret BaseThe Secret Base is a hidden base beyond 2nd that allows a baserunner to hide between innings.  Flood PumpsFlood Pumps will prevent Flooding weather from making your Ballpark filthier.  Salmon CannonsSalmon Cannons have a chance of expelling pests from your Ballpark. Salmon Cannons can prevent Consumer attacks and send players on the away team Elsewhere.  SmithyThe Smithy will occasionally repair Items for Players playing in this Ballpark.
League Info
Active Rules	Eat The RichAt the end of each Season, the Fans with the top 1% of Coins will have their funds redistributed throughout the 99%.  Party TimeA Team will enter Party Time if receiving 1 Win per remaining game would not land them in the Postseason. In Party Time, they'll receive random Stat Boosts from Partying. See also: Glossary  Wild CardsAt the end of the regular season, 1 Wild Card will be drawn at random from the remaining Teams in each Sub-League to receive a Postseason Birth.  Based EvolutionEvery Third Championship a Team wins will cause the Team and its Players to Evolve. Players that round the phylogenic Bases will get to go Home.  Free WillsThe bottom four finishing Teams in the League will receive an extra Will in that Season's Election.  All You Can EatFans are free to buy and discard Snack Slots in their Snack Pack. The number of Slots they have will determine their Payout Modifier for all Snacks. The less slots, the higher the Payout Modifier.  Community ChestAnytime 3000 Runs are accumulated league-wide, every Team will receive an Item Crate for a random active Player on their Team.  FairgroundsAll games have a chance of being Prize Matches, in which the winning Team will open an Item Crate.  Hype TrainShaming your opponent will build Hype in your Ballpark.  RatificationRenovations built by at least 18 Teams will be Ratified into Non-Physical Law for the entire League.  Hotel MotelThe Hotel Motel will occasionally create Holiday Innings during the Earlseason, where you Party instead of Score.  TurntablesBallpark: Any Win earned from a non-loss in this Ballpark during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin. League: Any Win earned from a non-loss during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin.
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause 19 62 - Tot Fox + Conner Haley 💋 Feedback 19 LS + Aldon Cashmoney IV 🦀 Gift Shop Aldon Cashmoney, Hitting Edition 19 91 - Aldon Cashmoney IV + Avila Guzman 🎸 Feedback 19 EL00 - Parker Meng + Jacoby Podcast 🐌 Will (🐌) Equivalent Exchange 19 EL01 - Trinity Smaht + Fran Beans 🍗 Will (🦀) Equivalent Exchange
Earlsiesta
Tarot Results	⚾ Fool XII 🌞 The Hanged Man IIII 🥩 The Emperor TURN OVER, Lorcan Smaht +  UndertakerThis Player will dive in to Develop a Negative when a teammate goes Elsewhere.
Latesiesta
Renovations	The Crabitat is now 15% more viscous +  Heat MagnetThe Heat Magnet will absorb heat from an incineration and pass it on to the Thermal Converter.
Gift Shop	Fireproof, Team Edition +  FireproofPlayer: This Player cannot be incinerated. Team: This Team and the Players on it cannot be incinerated. See also: Glossary. Aldon Cashmoney, Hitting Edition: +Aldon Cashmoney IV, Lineup
Wills
Equivalent Exchange   🐌 - Jacoby Podcast + Parker Meng   🦀 - Parker Meng + Jacoby Podcast Equivalent Exchange   🦀 - Trinity Smaht + Fran Beans   🍗 - Fran Beans + Trinity Smaht
Blessings
Go Big? Go Home   Alston Cerveza   +  UnderachieverWhen this Player hits a Home Run, the polarity of the Runs or Unruns will be flipped (Runs become Unruns, Unruns become Runs). Pitching Practice   Lorcan Smaht Pitching 4.9 → 5.1   Jacoby Podcast Pitching 4.6 → 4.8   Adalberto Tosser Pitching 4.7 → 4.8   Finn James Pitching 4.3 → 4.4 Fax Numbers   Jon Halifax Pitching 3.0 → 3.3   Pierre Haley Pitching 1.5 → 2.2   Axel Campbell Pitching 3.4 → 4.2   Rosa Holloway Pitching 2.5 → 2.7   Bevan Underbuck Pitching 1.9 → 2.2   Hercules Lincecum Pitching 0.5 → 0.4   Samothes Dembélé Pitching 2.8 → 3.6   Samothes Thwompson Pitching 1.2 → 1.5   Miguel Peterson Pitching 2.0 → 2.6   Squid Galvanic Pitching 2.0 → 2.6   Robbins Schmitt Pitching 0.9 → 1.0   Alexandria Hess Pitching 2.3 → 2.8   Joyner Rugrat Pitching 1.2 → 1.9   Javier Howe Pitching 2.6 → 2.9   Elijah Glover Pitching 1.7 → 2.0   Thomas Marsh Pitching 1.7 → 2.3   Matheo Tanaka Pitching 2.8 → 3.1   Montgomery Bullock Pitching 5.8 → 6.6   Parker Parra Pitching 1.7 → 1.7 Shadowrun   Jon Halifax Baserunning 1.1 → 1.6   Pierre Haley Baserunning 1.4 → 2.0   Axel Campbell Baserunning 2.3 → 2.2   Rosa Holloway Baserunning 2.1 → 2.1   Bevan Underbuck Baserunning 4.4 → 4.8   Hercules Lincecum Baserunning 2.1 → 3.1   Samothes Dembélé Baserunning 3.1 → 3.2   Samothes Thwompson Baserunning 1.9 → 2.1   Miguel Peterson Baserunning 3.6 → 3.9   Squid Galvanic Baserunning 2.9 → 3.6   Robbins Schmitt Baserunning 3.0 → 3.5   Alexandria Hess Baserunning 1.5 → 2.1   Joyner Rugrat Baserunning 2.8 → 3.2   Javier Howe Baserunning 3.2 → 3.8   Elijah Glover Baserunning 2.7 → 2.6   Thomas Marsh Baserunning 1.7 → 1.8   Matheo Tanaka Baserunning 2.5 → 2.7   Montgomery Bullock Baserunning 2.4 → 2.4   Parker Parra Baserunning 4.4 → 4.6
Post-election
Other Events	+  Free GiftThis Team will receive an Extra Gift from the next Gift Shop.

The Baltimore Crabs' Season 19 ...

Starting Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Tot Fox Kennedy Loser Trinity Smaht Enid Marlow Zeruel Kramer Alston Cerveza Pedro Davids	Lorcan Smaht Parker Meng Adalberto Tosser Finn James
Shadows
Axel Campbell Pierre Haley Rosa Holloway Miguel Peterson Robbins Schmitt Alexandria Hess Joyner Rugrat Javier Howe Elijah Glover Thomas Marsh Matheo Tanaka Bevan Underbuck Hercules Lincecum Samothes Dembélé Jon Halifax Parker Parra Squid Galvanic Samothes Thwompson Montgomery Bullock

Election Outcomes

Wills

• 
  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Worms vote to swap Parker Meng and Jacoby Podcast.
  • The Crabs and Worms made a trade.
    • 🦀 - Parker Meng + Jacoby Podcast
    • 🐌 - Jacoby Podcast + Parker Meng
• 
  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Crabs vote to swap Fran Beans and Trinity Smaht.
  • The Wild Wings and Crabs made a trade.
    • 🍗 - Fran Beans + Trinity Smaht
    • 🦀 - Trinity Smaht + Fran Beans
  • Equivalent Exchange - 22% of all Crabs Will Votes
    This Filing - 4% of Crabs Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 1% chance of happening.
• 
  Shadow Infuse
  • The Crabs vote to infuse Montgomery Bullock's Pitching ability.
  • Montgomery Bullock's Pitching is Infused.
    • Pitching 4.3 → 5.8
  • Shadow Infuse - 38% of all Crabs Will Votes
    This Filing - 95% of Crabs Shadow Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 36% chance of happening.

Blessings

• 
  Go Big? Go Home blessed the Boston Flowers.
  • Flowers avoided Underachievement.
    The Crabs' Alston Cerveza is now an Underachiever.
    • +  Underachiever
  • The Flowers had 2% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Crabs with 20%
    354,059 votes were cast.'
• 
  Pitching Practice blessed the Baltimore Crabs.
  • The Crabs' had their Rotation's Pitching adjusted by 1 to 4%.
  • The Crabs were boosted.
    • Pitching 4.2 → 4.2
  • Lorcan Smaht's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 4.9 → 5.1
  • Jacoby Podcast's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 4.6 → 4.8
  • Adalberto Tosser's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 4.7 → 4.8
  • Finn James' pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 4.3 → 4.4
  • The Crabs had 10% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Fridays with 19%
    1,536,185 votes were cast.
• 
  Fax Numbers blessed the Baltimore Crabs.
  • The Crabs' had their Shadow player's Pitching adjusted by -5 to 20%.
  • Jon Halifax's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 3.0 → 3.3
  • Pierre Haley's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 1.5 → 2.2
  • Axel Campbell's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 3.4 → 4.2
  • Rosa Holloway's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 2.5 → 2.7
  • Bevan Underbuck's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 1.9 → 2.2
  • Hercules Lincecum's pitching was impaired.
    • Pitching 0.5 → 0.4
  • Samothes Dembélé's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 2.8 → 3.6
  • Samothes Thwompson's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 1.2 → 1.5
  • Miguel Peterson's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 2.0 → 2.6
  • Squid Galvanic's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 2.0 → 2.6
  • Robbins Schmitt's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 0.9 → 1.0
  • Alexandria Hess' pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 2.3 → 2.8
  • Joyner Rugrat's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 1.2 → 1.9
  • Javier Howe's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 2.6 → 2.9
  • Elijah Glover's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 1.7 → 2.0
  • Thomas Marsh's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 1.7 → 2.3
  • Matheo Tanaka's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 2.8 → 3.1
  • Montgomery Bullock's pitching was boosted.
    • Pitching 5.8 → 6.6
  • Parker Parra's pitching was impaired.
    • Pitching 1.7 → 1.7
  • The Crabs had 6% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Tacos with 17%
    3,443,325 votes were cast.
• 
  Shadowrun blessed the Baltimore Crabs.
  • The Crabs' had their Shadow player's Baserunning adjusted by -5 to 20%.
  • Jon Halifax's baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 1.1 → 1.6
  • Pierre Haley's baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 1.4 → 2.0
  • Axel Campbell's baserunning was impaired.
    • Baserunning 2.3 → 2.2
  • Rosa Holloway's baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 2.1 → 2.1
  • Bevan Underbuck's baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 4.4 → 4.8
  • Hercules Lincecum's baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 2.1 → 3.1
  • Samothes Dembélé's baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 3.1 → 3.2
  • Samothes Thwompson's baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 1.9 → 2.1
  • Miguel Peterson's baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 3.6 → 3.9
  • Squid Galvanic's baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 2.9 → 3.6
  • Robbins Schmitt's baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 3.0 → 3.5
  • Alexandria Hess' baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 1.5 → 2.1
  • Joyner Rugrat's baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 2.8 → 3.2
  • Javier Howe's baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 3.2 → 3.8
  • Elijah Glover's baserunning was impaired.
    • Baserunning 2.7 → 2.6
  • Thomas Marsh's baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 1.7 → 1.8
  • Matheo Tanaka's baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 2.5 → 2.7
  • Montgomery Bullock's baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 2.4 → 2.4
  • Parker Parra's baserunning was boosted.
    • Baserunning 4.4 → 4.6
  • The Crabs had 13% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Jazz Hands with 14%
    1,449,254 votes were cast.