Dates
May 17, 2021 – May 23, 2021
League
8th in Mild League
ILB Placement
14th overall
Modifiers
Carcinization
When this Team activates the Black Hole , they will steal their opponent's best hitter for the remainder of the game. Unholey
When this Team activates the Black Hole , a random Player on their opponent's Team will be impaired by 1%. 0Players with 0 will always swing at strikes while there are 0 Balls and 0 Strikes in the At Bat.
Renovations
Peanut Mister
A Peanut Mister will occasionally cure a Player of their peanut allergy .Peanut Misters can also remove the Superallergic modification from players. Secret BaseThe Secret Base is a hidden base beyond 2nd that allows a baserunner to hide between innings.
Flood Pumps
Flood Pumps will prevent Flooding weather from making your Ballpark filthier. Salmon Cannons
Salmon Cannons have a chance of expelling pests from your Ballpark.Salmon Cannons can prevent Consumer attacks and send players on the away team Elsewhere . Smithy
The Smithy will occasionally repair Items for Players playing in this Ballpark.
Active Rules
Eat The Rich
At the end of each Season, the Fans with the top 1% of Coins will have their funds redistributed throughout the 99%. Party Time
A Team will enter Party Time if receiving 1 Win per remaining game would not land them in the Postseason. In Party Time, they'll receive random Stat Boosts from Partying.See also: Glossary Wild Cards
At the end of the regular season, 1 Wild Card will be drawn at random from the remaining Teams in each Sub-League to receive a Postseason Birth . Based Evolution
Every Third Championship a Team wins will cause the Team and its Players to Evolve. Players that round the phylogenic Bases will get to go Home. Free Wills
The bottom four finishing Teams in the League will receive an extra Will in that Season's Election. All You Can Eat
Fans are free to buy and discard Snack Slots in their Snack Pack. The number of Slots they have will determine their Payout Modifier for all Snacks. The less slots, the higher the Payout Modifier. Community Chest
Fairgrounds
All games have a chance of being Prize Matches, in which the winning Team will open an Item Crate. Hype Train
Shaming your opponent will build Hype in your Ballpark. Ratification
Renovations built by at least 18 Teams will be Ratified into Non-Physical Law for the entire League. Hotel Motel
The Hotel Motel will occasionally create Holiday Innings during the Earlseason , where you Party instead of Score. Turntables
Ballpark: Any Win earned from a non-loss in this Ballpark during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin.League: Any Win earned from a non-loss during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin.
Date Change Cause 19 62💋 19 LS🦀 Gift Shop Aldon Cashmoney, Hitting Edition
19 91🎸 19 EL00 🐌 Will (🐌 ) Equivalent Exchange
19 EL01 🍗 Will (🦀 ) Equivalent Exchange
Renovations
The Crabitat is now 15% more viscous + Heat MagnetThe Heat Magnet will absorb heat from an incineration and pass it on to the Thermal Converter.
Gift Shop
Fireproof, Team Edition + FireproofPlayer: This Player cannot be incinerated .Team: This Team and the Players on it cannot be incinerated.See also: Glossary . Aldon Cashmoney, Hitting Edition: + Aldon Cashmoney IV , Lineup
Other Events
+ Free GiftThis Team will receive an Extra Gift from the next Gift Shop.
The Baltimore Crabs' Season 19 ...
Starting Roster
Roster Changes
Election Outcomes
Season Overview