Beta/Season 13
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Season 13 began on March 08, 2021. The regular season will conclude on March 12, 2021 , followed by the postseason and 13th Internet Series on March 13, 2021. The Season 13 election will take place on March 14, 2021.
Notable Events
Ongoing Flooding
Despite assurances from Boss in the Preseason, Flooding continued to plague the League. Players were being swept off their bases regularly, and on occasion, swept . Even more concerning was that when players returned from Elsewhere, they frequently were missing letters in their names. The first player to return like this was Beasley Day, who returned under the name "-easley Day." A few games later, Day's full name was restored, however, more and more players began returning with more and more letters missing from their names, such as when Juice Collins returned as "----e Col-i--". It is unknown at this time why this is happening or what it means if a player loses all the letters in their name.
Ballpark Construction
In the Season 13 Earlsiesta, the rest of the teams across the League began construction on their Ballparks. Many of them finished funding the stadium within minutes, with latecomers soon ensuring all teams were fully funded. Construction was completed for all Ballparks the following Latesiesta, with the Baltimore Crabs completing construction of the first Renovations, Inconvenience - and Peanut Mister.
MVP Voting
At the start of the season, the Idol board was updated with a new feature called MVP Voting. It reads "MVPs are selected each Endseason. Players above the line will be named season MVPs and will receive an Ego Boost." The line is wavy with a golden color. (to be continued)
Ongoing Decrees
- Eat The Rich (Season 3): Funds from the top 1% of coin-havers will be redistributed to the remainder of Fans at the end of the postseason. This decree will remain in effect indefinitely.
- Enhanced Party Time (Season 6): When a team is in Party Time -- mathematically eliminated from the postseason -- they'll have a chance of receiving random permanent stat boosts during their games.
- Wild Cards (Season 8): Every Season, a random team from each Subleague will leave Party Time to become the 5th Playoff team. A best of 3 Wild Card series will happen on Fridays.
- Based Evolution (Season 12): Every Third Championship a Team wins will cause the Team and its Players to Evolve. Players that round the phylogenic Bases will get to go Home.
Standings
Wild League | Wins | Record | Mild League | Wins | Record |
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Wild High | Mild High | ||||
Chicago Firefighters 🔥* | 64 | 63-36 | New York Millennials 📱* | 56 | 53-46 |
Mexico City Wild Wings 🍗* | 58 | 55-44 | Dallas Steaks 🥩 | 56 | 58-41 |
Hades Tigers 🐅 | 58 | 58-41 | Seattle Garages 🎸 | 50 | 51-48 |
Breckenridge Jazz Hands 👐 | 43 | 43-56 | San Francisco Lovers 💋 | 46 | 46-53 |
Atlantis Georgias 🔱 | 33 | 37-62 | Core Mechanics 🛠️ | 40 | 41-58 |
Tokyo Lift 🏋️† | 28 | 29-70 | Philly Pies 🥧 | 40 | 43-56 |
Wild Low | Mild Low | ||||
LA Unlimited Tacos 🌮* | 68 | 64-35 | Baltimore Crabs 🦀* | 59 | 59-40 |
Houston Spies 🕵️* | 62 | 62-37 | Hawai'i Fridays 🏝️* | 59 | 58-41 |
Miami Dale 🚤 | 55 | 55-44 | Canada Moist Talkers 🗣️* | 58 | 57-42 |
Boston Flowers 🌹 | 53 | 58-41 | Yellowstone Magic ✨ | 55 | 55-44 |
Hellmouth Sunbeams 🌞 | 52 | 47-52 | Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟 | 42 | 41-58 |
Ohio Worms 🐌 | 14 | 21-78 | Kansas City Breath Mints 🍬† | 33 | 34-65 |
* Denotes teams that made it to the playoffs.
† Denotes Wild Card recipients.
Divine Favor
Ties: | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 |
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Team: | 🦀 | 📱 | 🎸 | 👟 | 🌮 | 🔥 | 🕵️ | 🏝️ | 🚤 | 🌞 | 🗣️ | 👐 | 🐌 | 🔱 | 🍬 | 🛠️ | 🍗 | 💋 | ✨ | 🐅 | 🌹 | 🥧 | 🥩 | 🏋️ |
Postseason
Four teams from each league advance to the post season: the winners of each division, and the next two best teams by win-loss record. As of Season 5, teams alternate home games with the higher seed hosting first. As of Season 9, a fifth team is chosen at random as a Wild Card. The Wild Card games are a first-to-two series while every other round is a first-to-three series.
Wild Card Games | Division Series | Championship Series | Internet Series | |||||||||||||||
1 | Baltimore Crabs | |||||||||||||||||
4 | New York Millennials | |||||||||||||||||
5 | Kansas City Breath Mints | Mild League | ||||||||||||||||
2 | Hawai'i Fridays | |||||||||||||||||
3 | Canada Moist Talkers | |||||||||||||||||
ML | ||||||||||||||||||
WL | ||||||||||||||||||
1 | LA Unlimited Tacos | |||||||||||||||||
4 | Mexico City Wild Wings | |||||||||||||||||
5 | Tokyo Lift | Wild League | ||||||||||||||||
2 | Chicago Firefighters | |||||||||||||||||
3 | Houston Spies |
Election Ballot
Decrees
The Decree with the most community votes will go into effect.
Icon | Name | Effect |
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Bird Rights | Allows Division Winners to Hatch a Player from the Field of Eggs with a chosen name from the Filtered Pool. | |
Force Fields | A Player on each Team is placed in the Force Field, protecting them from Steals and Swaps. Use a Will to move the Field to another Player | |
Free Wills | Teams that finish in the Bottom 4 of the League will receive an extra Will in that Season's Election. |
Wills
Each team is allowed to execute two wills per season.
Name | Effect |
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Plunder | Steal a Player from the Idols board. Send a random Player from your Team back. |
Exchange | Swap a Player from a Team in the opposite Subleague with a Player from your Team. |
Foreshadow | Swap a Player from your Shadows to your active roster. |
Infuse | Boost a Player on your Team by 15% to 30% |
Trust | Receive a mystery Benefit for one of your Teams' Players |
Alternate | Call in an Alternate for a Player on your Team. |
Revoke | Revoke a Player from your roster. |
Enrich | Pick a modification for your Team next season. |
Blessings
Each blessing will be awarded to a randomly selected player or team based. Votes from a team's fans increase the likelihood of that team receiving a blessing.
Name | Effect |
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Rise and Grind | Rise to the top. The worst pitcher on your Team pays out 5x more for Snacks. |
Center of Attention | Look at me. Most Idolized player on your team gives double-payouts as an Idol. |
Sun Dialed | Boosts a random player on your Team by 1% anytime you activate Sun 2. |
Unholey | The Black Hole will impair a random player on the other team by 1% anytime your Team activates it. |
High Pressure | Your Team plays 25% better when Runners are On Base in Flooding Weather. |
Peanut Butter | One Player on your Team becomes Chunky, one becomes Smooth. |
Spare Flippers | Two Random players in your Team's lineup get Flippers. |
Stow Away | Hatch a rookie from the Field of Eggs to join your Rotation. |
Pitching Flotation Bubble | Your entire Division's pitching is boosted by 4%. |
Hitting Flotation Bubble | Your entire Division's hitting is boosted by 4%. |
Defense Flotation Bubble | Your entire Division's defense is boosted by 4%. |
Baserunning Flotation Bubble | Your entire Division's baserunning is boosted by 4%. |
Game Events
Incinerations
When any player is in a match during a Solar Eclipse, there is a chance they will be incinerated and killed by a Rogue Umpire. Known cases of this in Season 13 are listed below.
Feedback Swaps
When any player is in a game during Feedback weather, there is a chance reality will "flicker in the feedback"[1] and two players will permanently swap team membership. Known cases of this in Season 13 are listed below.
Reverb Shuffles
When any team is in a game during Reverb weather, there is a chance that some portion of their roster will get shuffled. Reverb can change the order of the lineup, rotation, or the whole team. If the entire lineup is shuffled, there is a chance that batters will become pitchers and vice versa. Known cases of this in Season 13 are listed below.
Day | Team | Type |
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64 | Broken Ridge Jazz Hands | Full |
- ↑ Game Log. Blaseball.com.
Full Timeline | ||
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Season β12 | Overview · Concessions · Wills · Ballparks · Flooding · Descension | |
Season β13 | Overview · MVP Voting · Continued Flooding and Scattering | |
Season β14 | Overview · The Investigation · Second Wyatt Masoning · Credit to the League | |
Off Season | ||
Season β15 | Overview · Further Disappearances · Live Bait | |
Season β16 | Overview · Attractive Attractors | |
Season β17 | Overview · Legendary Players · Off Season Tidings | |
Off Season | ||
Season β18 | Overview · New Editions | |
Season β19 | Overview | |
Off Season | ||
Season β20 | Overview · Depth Chart · The Fifth Base | |
Season β21 | Overview · The Desert and the Gate · Parker MacMillan | |
Season β22 | Overview · Semi Centennial Announcement | |
Off Season | ||
Season β23 | Overview · Semi-Centennial | |
Season β24 | Overview · Team Incinerations · Navigation | |
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