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| title        = [[Hellmouth Sunbeams|🌞 Hellmouth Sunbeams]]
 
| title        = [[Hellmouth Sunbeams|🌞 Hellmouth Sunbeams]]
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| season      = Season 12
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| season      = Season β12
 
| dates        = March 1, 2021 - March 7, 2021
 
| dates        = March 1, 2021 - March 7, 2021
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| previous    = [[Hellmouth Sunbeams/Season 11|Season 11]]
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| previous    = [[Hellmouth Sunbeams/Season 11|Season β11]]
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| next        = [[Hellmouth Sunbeams/Season 13|Season 13]]
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| next        = [[Hellmouth Sunbeams/Season 13|Season β13]]
  
 
| division    = Low
 
| division    = Low
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| postseason  = Defeated {{Teamemoji|Jazz Hands}} 3-2<br>Defeated by {{Teamemoji|Tigers}} 1-3
 
| postseason  = Defeated {{Teamemoji|Jazz Hands}} 3-2<br>Defeated by {{Teamemoji|Tigers}} 1-3
  
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| changes      = <table class="wikitable"><th style="text-align:left; min-width:13%;">Date</th><th style="text-align:left; min-width:60%;" colspan="3">Change</th><th style="text-align:left;">Cause</th><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|12|β12}} 99</td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Harriet Gildehaus]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Shadows}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Sunbeams}}</td><td><table><tr><td>Postseason Birth</td><td></td></tr><tr><td></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 12#Election_Results|12]] EL<span style="font-size:0">01</span></td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Nerd Pacheco]]</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Aldon Cashmoney]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Tigers}}</td><td><table><tr><td>Will ({{Teamemoji|Sunbeams}})</td><td></td></tr><tr><td>Plunder</td></tr></table>
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| changes      = <table class="wikitable"><th style="text-align:left; min-width:13%;">Date</th><th style="text-align:left; min-width:60%;" colspan="3">Change</th><th style="text-align:left;">Cause</th><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|12|β12}} 99</td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Harriet Gildehaus]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Shadows}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Sunbeams}}</td><td><table><tr><td>Postseason Birth</td><td></td></tr><tr><td></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|12#Election_Results|β12}} EL<span style="font-size:0">01</span></td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Nerd Pacheco]]</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Aldon Cashmoney]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Tigers}}</td><td><table><tr><td>Will ({{Teamemoji|Sunbeams}})</td><td></td></tr><tr><td>Plunder</td></tr></table>
 
| stats        = <table class="wikitable"><th style="text-align:left; width: 13%;";">Date</th><th style="text-align:left; width:60%;" colspan="2">Change</th><th style="text-align:left;">Cause</th>
 
| stats        = <table class="wikitable"><th style="text-align:left; width: 13%;";">Date</th><th style="text-align:left; width:60%;" colspan="2">Change</th><th style="text-align:left;">Cause</th>
 
<tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|12|β12}} 21</td><td>[[Halexandrey Walton]] drained blood from [[Sigmund Castillo]]<br><small>Defense {{Star Change|0.9|0.7}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Tacos}}</td><td><table><tr>[[File:tgb blooddrain.png|{{{align| }}}|alt=Blooddrain|{{{size|15x15px}}}|frameless|Blooddrain]]<br>Blooddrain</tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|12|β12}} 56</td><td>[[Peanut Bong]] tastes the<br>infinite! [[Nerd Pacheco]] is Shelled!<br>{{ModGain|Shelled}}</td><td>{{Teamemoji|Tacos}}</td><td><table><tr><td>[[File:tgb peanut-weather.png|{{{align| }}}|alt=Peanuts|{{{size|15x15px}}}|frameless|Peanuts]]<br>Honey Roasted</td></tr></table></td></tr></table>
 
<tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|12|β12}} 21</td><td>[[Halexandrey Walton]] drained blood from [[Sigmund Castillo]]<br><small>Defense {{Star Change|0.9|0.7}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Tacos}}</td><td><table><tr>[[File:tgb blooddrain.png|{{{align| }}}|alt=Blooddrain|{{{size|15x15px}}}|frameless|Blooddrain]]<br>Blooddrain</tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|12|β12}} 56</td><td>[[Peanut Bong]] tastes the<br>infinite! [[Nerd Pacheco]] is Shelled!<br>{{ModGain|Shelled}}</td><td>{{Teamemoji|Tacos}}</td><td><table><tr><td>[[File:tgb peanut-weather.png|{{{align| }}}|alt=Peanuts|{{{size|15x15px}}}|frameless|Peanuts]]<br>Honey Roasted</td></tr></table></td></tr></table>
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==Starting Roster==
 
==Starting Roster==
 
{| class="wikitable"
 
{| class="wikitable"
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|+ style="caption-side: top; text-align: center;" | Season 12 Starting Roster
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|+ style="caption-side: top; text-align: center;" | Season β12 Starting Roster
 
!Lineup <span aria-hidden="true">{{PositionIcon|lineup}}</span>!!Rotation <span aria-hidden="true">{{PositionIcon|rotation}}</span>
 
!Lineup <span aria-hidden="true">{{PositionIcon|lineup}}</span>!!Rotation <span aria-hidden="true">{{PositionIcon|rotation}}</span>
 
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
 
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
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==Season Events==
 
==Season Events==
 
===Roster Changes===
 
===Roster Changes===
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In Season 12 the Sunbeams were drained of blood once and had one player shelled.  
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In Season β12 the Sunbeams were drained of blood once and had one player shelled.  
 
*On '''Day 21''' [[Halexandrey Walton]] siphoned some of [[Sigmund Castillo]]'s defensive ability.
 
*On '''Day 21''' [[Halexandrey Walton]] siphoned some of [[Sigmund Castillo]]'s defensive ability.
 
*On '''Day 56''' [[Peanut Bong]] tasted the infinite and {{Shelled}} [[Nerd Pacheco]] (Watch [https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?season=12&day=56&team=f02aeae2-5e6a-4098-9842-02d2273f25c7&redirect=/league here] on Before).
 
*On '''Day 56''' [[Peanut Bong]] tasted the infinite and {{Shelled}} [[Nerd Pacheco]] (Watch [https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?season=12&day=56&team=f02aeae2-5e6a-4098-9842-02d2273f25c7&redirect=/league here] on Before).
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==Season Overview==
 
==Season Overview==
 
===Peanut Packing===
 
===Peanut Packing===
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<small>The following summary mixes canon events with community lore.</small><br><section begin=Season 12 />
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<small>The following summary mixes canon events with community lore.</small><br><section begin=Season β12 />
 
Save for their bi-annual practices,<ref>Every two years, not twice a year.</ref> the Sunbeams spent the decade-long siesta lounging, lazing, and loafing around, all while making sure every other team knew they were the longest reigning Internet League Champions. The team entered the new era with an air of general indifference, performing shockingly well even without the support of [[The Fourth Strike|seasonal]] [[Walk in the Park|modifications]], and despite ''other'' modifications having unexpected effects.
 
Save for their bi-annual practices,<ref>Every two years, not twice a year.</ref> the Sunbeams spent the decade-long siesta lounging, lazing, and loafing around, all while making sure every other team knew they were the longest reigning Internet League Champions. The team entered the new era with an air of general indifference, performing shockingly well even without the support of [[The Fourth Strike|seasonal]] [[Walk in the Park|modifications]], and despite ''other'' modifications having unexpected effects.
 
[[File:Why no nut.jpg|thumb|300px|alt=A meme of Sandoval Crossing, in despair at the fact that she has not eaten a peanut at this point in the season yet. In the background, Miguel James is standing next to a shelled Nerd Pacheco who has a sign taped to them that reads "Nerd: Do not eat."|Peanut Despair<br />by [https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1367318039235035137 '''Ash'''] ]]
 
[[File:Why no nut.jpg|thumb|300px|alt=A meme of Sandoval Crossing, in despair at the fact that she has not eaten a peanut at this point in the season yet. In the background, Miguel James is standing next to a shelled Nerd Pacheco who has a sign taped to them that reads "Nerd: Do not eat."|Peanut Despair<br />by [https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1367318039235035137 '''Ash'''] ]]
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Despite the Sunbeams' excitement about [[Sandoval Crossing]] gaining the [[Superyummy]] Modification in the {{BetaSeason|10#Election Results|@ elections}}, the mechanics of the modification weren't discovered until Season 12. During this season, Crossing began to [[overperform]] in [[Peanuts (weather)|Peanuts]] weather but [[underperform]] in all other games. This hobbled the previously dominant pitcher, forcing them to rely on the remnants of a dead god, an ironic fate as they recovered from the death of [[Sun 1]]. For most members of the team, however, the siesta had given them a chance to recover from the tumultuous end to the [[Discipline Era]], and they were back to their usual antics.
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Despite the Sunbeams' excitement about [[Sandoval Crossing]] gaining the [[Superyummy]] Modification in the {{BetaSeason|10#Election Results|@ elections}}, the mechanics of the modification weren't discovered until Season β12. During this season, Crossing began to [[overperform]] in [[Peanuts (weather)|Peanuts]] weather but [[underperform]] in all other games. This hobbled the previously dominant pitcher, forcing them to rely on the remnants of a dead god, an ironic fate as they recovered from the death of [[Sun 1]]. For most members of the team, however, the siesta had given them a chance to recover from the tumultuous end to the [[Discipline Era]], and they were back to their usual antics.
  
 
During a game against the [[Miami Dale]] on Day 52, [[Iggy Delacruz]] baffled league officials by forcing teammate [[Nerd Pacheco]] to run around {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableIggy}}}} while {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|stayed|stayed|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableIggy}}}} on third base in the 5th inning, resulting in Pacheco getting a run on [[Hahn Fox]]'s sac bunt. Delacruz was quoted saying: "You have legs Pacheco, don't you? Go around me," in response to being yelled at by Pacheco to run home.
 
During a game against the [[Miami Dale]] on Day 52, [[Iggy Delacruz]] baffled league officials by forcing teammate [[Nerd Pacheco]] to run around {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableIggy}}}} while {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|stayed|stayed|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableIggy}}}} on third base in the 5th inning, resulting in Pacheco getting a run on [[Hahn Fox]]'s sac bunt. Delacruz was quoted saying: "You have legs Pacheco, don't you? Go around me," in response to being yelled at by Pacheco to run home.
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On Day 56, former [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS|POD]] [[Peanut Bong]] tasted the Infinite and {{Shelled}} Nerd Pacheco. The team struggled having their teammate, friend, and impulse control stuck in a shell,  experiencing the natural reactions of denial, anger, and cutting the sleeves off all of their shirts.
 
On Day 56, former [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS|POD]] [[Peanut Bong]] tasted the Infinite and {{Shelled}} Nerd Pacheco. The team struggled having their teammate, friend, and impulse control stuck in a shell,  experiencing the natural reactions of denial, anger, and cutting the sleeves off all of their shirts.
  
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While the team won no blessings in the [[Season 12#Election|Election]], they learned quickly how impactful the new Wills would be for the team each season. First, [[Lars Taylor]] was entrusted with [[Flippers]], used to help batters during the now frequent [[Flooding|floods]]. These were sure to be absolutely useless to Taylor as a pitcher. The team's second will packed a much harder punch when they Plundered league renowned batter [[Aldon Cashmoney]] of the [[Hades Tigers]], a move that randomly selected the Shelled Pacheco to take vis place in [[Hades]]. This left the team stunned and cemented the beginning of a downward spiral as a result of their absence.<section end=Season 12 />
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While the team won no blessings in the {{BetaSeason|12#Election|Election}}, they learned quickly how impactful the new Wills would be for the team each season. First, [[Lars Taylor]] was entrusted with [[Flippers]], used to help batters during the now frequent [[Flooding|floods]]. These were sure to be absolutely useless to Taylor as a pitcher. The team's second will packed a much harder punch when they Plundered league renowned batter [[Aldon Cashmoney]] of the [[Hades Tigers]], a move that randomly selected the Shelled Pacheco to take vis place in [[Hades]]. This left the team stunned and cemented the beginning of a downward spiral as a result of their absence.<section end=Season β12 />
  
 
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{{SunbeamsNav}}
 
{{SunbeamsNav}}
 
[[Category:Hellmouth Sunbeams]]
 
[[Category:Hellmouth Sunbeams]]
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[[Category:Season 12]]
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[[Category:Season β12]]

Latest revision as of 01:08, 29 January 2023

In Season β12 the Hellmouth Sunbeams finished second in the Wild League, and third in the ILB, winning no blessings in the Season β12 Elections.

Discombobulated from the long siesta but still coming down from the high of their first Internet Series win, the Sunbeams entered the Expansion Era. This momentum carried the "Longest Reigning Champs" to another 1st place finish in their division, and to the postseason Championship Series, where they once again met the Hades Tigers. While their postseason run ended there, the team felt content to watch their anti-rivals earn a third championship with no Ascension threat in sight.

Starting Roster

Season β12 Starting Roster
Lineup Rotation
Shadows

Season Events

Roster Changes

In Season β12 the Sunbeams were drained of blood once and had one player shelled.

Election Outcomes

Wills

Season Overview

Peanut Packing

The following summary mixes canon events with community lore.
Save for their bi-annual practices,[1] the Sunbeams spent the decade-long siesta lounging, lazing, and loafing around, all while making sure every other team knew they were the longest reigning Internet League Champions. The team entered the new era with an air of general indifference, performing shockingly well even without the support of seasonal modifications, and despite other modifications having unexpected effects.

A meme of Sandoval Crossing, in despair at the fact that she has not eaten a peanut at this point in the season yet. In the background, Miguel James is standing next to a shelled Nerd Pacheco who has a sign taped to them that reads "Nerd: Do not eat."
Peanut Despair
by Ash

Despite the Sunbeams' excitement about Sandoval Crossing gaining the Superyummy Modification in the Season β10 elections, the mechanics of the modification weren't discovered until Season β12. During this season, Crossing began to overperform in Peanuts weather but underperform in all other games. This hobbled the previously dominant pitcher, forcing them to rely on the remnants of a dead god, an ironic fate as they recovered from the death of Sun 1. For most members of the team, however, the siesta had given them a chance to recover from the tumultuous end to the Discipline Era, and they were back to their usual antics.

During a game against the Miami Dale on Day 52, Iggy Delacruz baffled league officials by forcing teammate Nerd Pacheco to run around hir while shi stayed on third base in the 5th inning, resulting in Pacheco getting a run on Hahn Fox's sac bunt. Delacruz was quoted saying: "You have legs Pacheco, don't you? Go around me," in response to being yelled at by Pacheco to run home.

Lars Taylor testing out their new flippers
by @HokutoHero

Packing Peanuts

On Day 56, former POD Peanut Bong tasted the Infinite and  SHELLED Nerd Pacheco. The team struggled having their teammate, friend, and impulse control stuck in a shell, experiencing the natural reactions of denial, anger, and cutting the sleeves off all of their shirts.

While the team won no blessings in the Election, they learned quickly how impactful the new Wills would be for the team each season. First, Lars Taylor was entrusted with Flippers, used to help batters during the now frequent floods. These were sure to be absolutely useless to Taylor as a pitcher. The team's second will packed a much harder punch when they Plundered league renowned batter Aldon Cashmoney of the Hades Tigers, a move that randomly selected the Shelled Pacheco to take vis place in Hades. This left the team stunned and cemented the beginning of a downward spiral as a result of their absence.

  1. ↑ Every two years, not twice a year.


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