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Luis Acevedo

Art by @CallofDuckies

Basic Information

Former Team(s)

Seattle Garages, Ohio Worms, Baltimore Crabs

Status

Incinerated

Batting

Pitching

Defense

Running

Dates Active

Jul 20, 2020 – Apr 19, 2021

External Links

Blaseball-Reference
Player Changes
Player Page

Personal Information

Evolution

Base 1

Peanut Allergy

Not Allergic

Pregame Ritual

Bells

Coffee Style

Heavy Foam

Blood Type

AAA

Fate

67

Biographical Details

Pronouns

They/Them

Nickname(s)

Louie, Hatsune Luis, HARD LIGHT LUIS, 🥑

Species

(Presumably) Immortal Being

Luis Acevedo was a pitcher for the Baltimore Crabs, and was with the team from the Season β16 election until being incinerated on Season β17, Day 2. Acevedo also played for the Seattle Garages and Ohio Worms.

Official League Records

Acevedo joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Seattle Garages with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season β3, Day 57, Acevedo hit a single at the bottom of the 9th which batted in a game-winning run. This closed out the second of three fully swept seasons against the Breckenridge Jazz Hands and tied both teams' records for first place in the Chaotic Evil division.

As a result of the Season β7 elections, Acevedo was sent to the Baltimore Crabs while Oliver Notarobot was sent to the Seattle Garages.

On Season β9, Day 10, Acevedo siphoned some of Unlimited Tacos batter Vito Kravitz's hitting ability in a game with Blooddrain weather. This raised Acevedo's hitting from to .

On Season β10, Day X, Acevedo gained the Flinch modification after the Crabs lost to THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS. Due to the Crabs' Ascension, Acevedo was absent from the ILB from the Season β10 elections until the Descension.

During the Season β12 elections, Acevedo's defense was increased by 4.0 → 4.6 as a result of the Crabs' The Rack blessing.

Acevedo was traded to the Ohio Worms in exchange for Enid Marlow during the Season β14 elections via the Worms' Exchange will, becoming a pitcher in the process.

Acevedo was traded back to the Baltimore Crabs in exchange for Jacoby Podcast during the Season β15 elections via the Worms' Equivalent Exchange will. Additionally, Acevedo's pitching was increased 2.1 → 3.4 and batting decreased 3.6 → 3.3 as a result of the Worms' Transfuse will.

On Season β17, Day 2, Acevedo was incinerated and replaced by Jon Halifax.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Luis Acevedo Files

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Personal Life

Luis Acevedo is a living statue, and while the identity of their creator has never been explicitly confirmed by either of them, many sources point to their partner and former teammate Tot Clark as the sculptor. They are also a marimba player for the Modal Garages Of Seattle.

History as an Immortal Being

Luis Acevedo, according to several historical records and their own, limited accounts, was around long before they were a living statue. They described themself as what people today would call a "vampire," alongside a few stories of knowing other vampires in Blaseball.

Acevedo included Thomas Dracaena among these vampires, with no small degree of contempt. When asked about this rivalry, they responded that it was due to "petty immortal drama," but did not elaborate further. This account has led to many questions of its validity, due to many previous reports confirming that Dracaena is most certainly not a vampire.

All stories about their vampirism they have shared publicly, or that have been shared by teammates, seem to stop abruptly around the late 1800s. Reports of them as a living statue begin in the 1990s, and what happened in the century between these two states of living has not been recorded. Asking Acevedo themself has led to unrelated stories and outright refusal to comment on the matter.

On the Seattle Garages

During Season 3, Day 57 colloquially known as The Day of the Grand Shame, after Tot Clark had pitched the entire game, Acevedo was inspired by the effort and finished the game for him so that they could go to Beth's Cafe afterwards and celebrate with one another. This was the fourth and final shame of a day filled with shame for many of the league's home teams.

On the Baltimore Crabs

Acevedo was traded to the Crabs in Season 7 and quickly acclimated to the team, performing well above their rating as a batter to fit in with the Baltimorean once-champions. Several other members of the Crabs are on record as saying that the inclusion of a former Garages member to the team has gotten them thinking seriously about starting their own band, with Tillman Henderson reported as saying (for the fifth time this month) that he is "gonna pick up the guitar again". Acevedo also began exploring the Baltimore DIY music scene upon being traded to the Crabs, and can frequently be found at open mics and house shows with their teammates when not on the blaseball field.

With Chiclawgo

Acevedo has been seen talking to Justice Spoon often after Chiclawgo games, and although neither of them have disclosed what about, it is entirely possible that they have both found common points in being living statues. After one Chiclawgo game, both went missing for the night, only for several small statues around Baltimore to have reportedly "come alive" and "move."

When asked about this, neither commented directly, other than Spoon saying that it was "safer for the nearby citizens" and that the now-moving statues would "help the local fire department." All living statues were found and identified, each with blindfolds and bells safely attached.

On the Ohio Worms

In Season 15 Luis Acevedo played for the Ohio Worms.

Return to the Crabs

In Season 16 Luis Acevedo was traded back to pitch for the Crabs alongside Parker Parra, where the two of them continued their trend of awful pitching, but this time in Blatimore. It wasn’t all bad for Acevedo though, with them getting a chance to pitch against their partner Tot Clark of the Garages. While they only won one of the three matches against Clark, Acevedo insisted that since they won the first match that it was the only one that counted.

In Season 17 the recently re-revived Chorby Soul passed on their instability to Acevedo, and on Day 2 of the season, Luis Acevedo was incinerated by a rogue umpire.

Upon their death their ashes were made into pearls and distributed to Tot Clark, Oliver Notarobot, Justice Spoon, Loubert Ji-Eun, Xandra Pancakes, Beck Whitney, Rivers Rosa, Sutton Dreamy, Evelton McBlase II, Edric Tosser, Alaynabella Hollywood and Kennedy Loser.

When Acevedo entered the Hall of Flame they bore no ill will towards Soul, who had unwillingly been the source of Acevedo’s incineration, noting that they had “been running on stolen time for centuries.” Allegedly, the first time that Acevedo haunted Loser they did something with his pearl and Acevedo has refused to tell anyone where it is, delighting in leaving their old captain perplexed.

The Hall Opens

Season 24 saw the reunion of Tot Clark and Luis Acevedo as Clark was incinerated under a Supernova Eclipse. Having spent nearly 7 seasons apart, they were eager to make up for lost time and catch up. Clark did however ask if Acevedo could “Get their cowboy friend to stop throwing pitches at xem”. Reports of how Acevedo responded differ, running from exasperation, amusement, or murderous intent directed at their teammate.

Fan Works

Luis and Tot by CallofDuckies
Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
Art by @glassgoblin
Art by @corpserevivers
Art by @Ratgills
King Tot's Lament by Oswin
Luis Acevedo a playlist by Rai
do you know what you're doing? (don't worry, i don't either) Luis and Kennedy talk in an unfamiliar place about familiar feelings. by Rai
The smell of ozone during a storm Luis and the Crabs. by Rai
Into the Deep Luis Joins the Crabs by Klauinax
Art by @showzens
Luis is Elsewhere. Art by @glassgoblin
Luis and Tot by gl1tchm4g3
Luis punches a hole in the ground by gl1tchm4g3
Luis and Sparks, haunting their respective living companions (by feya)

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 ==Official League Records==
-On Day 57 of [[Season 3]], Luis batted in a game winning RBI with a single at the bottom of the 9th. This closed out the second of three fully swept seasons against the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] and tied both team's records for first place in the [[Chaotic Evil]] division.
+Acevedo joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Seattle Garages]] with {{BetaSeason|1|the Return of Blaseball}}.
-As a result of the [[Season 7#Election Results|Season 7 elections]], Acevedo was sent to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] while [[Oliver Notarobot]] was sent to the [[Seattle Garages]].
+On {{BetaSeason|3}}, Day 57, Acevedo hit a single at the bottom of the 9th which batted in a game-winning run. This closed out the second of three fully swept seasons against the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] and tied both teams' records for first place in the [[Chaotic Evil]] division.
-On [[Season 9]], Day 10, Acevedo siphoned some of [[Unlimited Tacos]] batter [[Vito Kravitz]]'s hitting ability in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather. This did not affect Acevedo's star rating.
+As a result of the {{BetaSeason|7#Election Results|@ elections}}, Acevedo was sent to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] while [[Oliver Notarobot]] was sent to the [[Seattle Garages]].
-== Personal Life==
+On {{BetaSeason|9}}, Day 10, Acevedo siphoned some of [[Unlimited Tacos]] batter [[Vito Kravitz]]'s hitting ability in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather. This raised Acevedo's hitting from {{Star Rating|1.0}} to {{Star Rating|1.5}}.
-{{Community Lore}}
-Luis Acevedo is a marimba player for the [[Modal Garages Of Seattle]]. Luis's history is often in question due to how ██████ changes after ██████ events, the details of which are archived for ████ resource designation by Seattle Garages Clubhouse Management.
-===19th Century===
+On {{BetaSeason|10#Day X|@, Day X}}, Acevedo gained the {{ModLink|Flinch}} modification after the Crabs lost to [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS]]. Due to the Crabs' [[Ascension]], Acevedo was absent from the ILB from the {{BetaSeason|10#Election Results|@ elections}} until the [[Ascension#Descension|Descension]].
-Fellow Garages splortsfellow [[Tot Clark]]’s stories from this time period start to include Luis, providing evidence Luis may also be an immortal being. Other teammates assume this is when romance between the two of them started, although neither of them reveal too much about their relationship. This is also rumored to be the first time Luis's lifeforce experienced an █████ event.
-===20th Century===
+During the {{BetaSeason|12#Election Results|@ elections}}, Acevedo's defense was increased by {{Star Change|4.0|4.6}} as a result of the Crabs' {{BetaSeason|12#Blessings|'''The Rack'''}} blessing.
-Stories of Luis from this time period indicate that this is when Luis started getting involved the music community in Washington, first by working at a record store selling rhythm & blues records and later playing and making music of their own. Luis's friendliness and support of local music made them quite popular across the Pacific Northwest, and the regional love of "Louie Louie" (covered by Tacoma band The Wailers and made famous by Portland band The Kingsmen) is often linked to their love of Luis.
-===21st Century ===
+Acevedo was traded to the [[Ohio Worms]] in exchange for [[Enid Marlow]] during the {{BetaSeason|14#Election Results|@ elections}} via the Worms' {{BetaSeason|14#Wills|'''Exchange'''}} will, becoming a pitcher in the process.
-Due to ████  &  █████ events in the late 21st century, Luis's consciousness had to be uploaded into a software matrix that could handle Luis's musicianship and be capable of developing an appropriate splortsona. Crypton Fluture Media offered a lucrative package to the Acevedo estate through VLOCALOID NEO X to upload Luis's Soul into a VLOCALOID Mainframe. This mainframe is where the ████ soul of Luis resides, using soundbanks of every previous available Luis to speak. Luis is known in the splorting world as a renowned heckler and has an uncanny ability to shake opposing batters with their patented "EY BATTER, BATTER. SWING BATTER!" cry that comes in four descending phrygian octaves at a time. Luis is considered the first Latinx Vocaloid whose soundbanks are used largely in Peru and the ████ Philippines.
-==On the Seattle Garages==
+Acevedo was traded back to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] in exchange for [[Jacoby Podcast]] during the {{BetaSeason|15#Election_Results|@ elections}} via the Worms' {{BetaSeason|15#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange'''}} will. Additionally, Acevedo's pitching was increased {{Star Change|2.1|3.4}} and batting decreased {{Star Change|3.6|3.3}} as a result of the Worms' {{BetaSeason|15#Wills|'''Transfuse'''}} will.
-During Day 57 of Season 3, colloquially known as '''[[The Day of the Grand Shame]]''', after [[Tot Clark]] had pitched the entire game, Luis was inspired by the effort and finished the game for him so that they could go to Beth's Cafe afterwards and celebrate with one another. This was the fourth and final shame of a day filled with [[shame]] for many of the league's home teams.
-== On the Baltimore Crabs ==
+On {{BetaSeason|17}}, Day 2, Acevedo was incinerated and replaced by [[Jon Halifax]].
-Luis was traded to the Crabs in Season 7 and has quickly acclimated to the team, performing well above their rating as a batter to fit in with the Baltimorean once-champions. Several other members of the Crabs are on record as saying that the inclusion of a former Garages member to the team has gotten them thinking seriously about starting their own band, with Tillman Henderson reported as saying (for the fifth time this month) that he is "gonna pick up the guitar again". Luis also began exploring the Baltimore DIY music scene upon being traded to the Crabs, and can frequently be found at open mics and house shows with their teammates when not on the blaseball field.
-After becoming closer with the Crabs, Luis began opening up to their teammates about their history as an immortal being, including the fact that they may have been what many people today would think of as a "vampire" prior to their digitization and life as a Vlocaloid. Luis also revealed to the team that their obligation to play blaseball is tied up in their contract with Crypton Fluture Media, as a consequence of not reading the small print. The Crabs have warmly embraced Luis and their various 18th and 19th century ephemera, and have promised to help them train to be a stronger batter and smash their corporate overlords.<br />
+{{Community Lore}}
-== In Literature ==
+{{IRM|format=filebox}}<nowiki/>
-Crabs Poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper wrote the following after hearing a moving performance by Acevedo during the 7th inning stretch of one blaseball game:<blockquote>Luis, marimbest of Seattle, you play so well
+<blockquote></blockquote>
-That you still the bats within the mouth of hell;
+==Fan Works==
+<gallery widths="185">
-And cage the tigers, and fierce Wings, and Pies,
+File:Gettin the slush by duck.png|Luis and Tot by [https://twitter.com/CallofDuckies CallofDuckies]
+File:108LuisAcevedo.png|Mini-Blaseballer by {{Twitter|name=HetreaSky}}
-Through the soft taps of your lullabies;
+File:Luis Acevedo - Goblin.jpg|Art by '''[https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/ @glassgoblin]'''
+File:Luis Acevedo - Marn.png|Art by [https://twitter.com/corpserevivers/ '''@corpserevivers''']
-You strike, strike, strike upon your booming planks,
+File:Luis Acevedo - ratgills.png|Art by [https://twitter.com/ratgills/ @Ratgills]
+File:Gallery - Music.png|[https://thegarages.bandcamp.com/track/king-tots-lament King Tot's Lament] by [https://twitter.com/_quietbatpeople Oswin]
+File:Gallery - Playlist.png|[https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6MhdATWf4HWgDQQlnGnU62?si=3Avb83GGTcS31r4kMt0x4A Luis Acevedo] a playlist by Rai
+File:Gallery - Writing.png|[https://archiveofourown.org/works/27501940 do you know what you're doing? (don't worry, i don't either)] Luis and [[Kennedy Loser|Kennedy]] talk in an unfamiliar place about familiar feelings. by [https://catboydeicide.tumblr.com/ Rai]
+File:Gallery - Writing.png|[https://catboydeicide.tumblr.com/post/641261189116133376/luis-and-the-crabs-25 The smell of ozone during a storm] Luis and the Crabs. by [https://catboydeicide.tumblr.com/ Rai]
+File:Gallery - Writing.png|[https://pastebin.com/nN2ebSrd Into the Deep] Luis Joins the Crabs by Klauinax
+File:Luis Acevedo - showzwns.png|Art by [https://twitter.com/showzens/ @showzens]
+File:Luis Acevedo - GlassGoblin.png|Luis is Elsewhere. Art by '''[https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/ @glassgoblin]'''
+File:Tot luis by dersedreaming.jpg|Luis and Tot by [https://twitter.com/dersedreaming gl1tchm4g3]
+File:Break ground luis.png|Luis punches a hole in the ground by [https://twitter.com/dersedreaming gl1tchm4g3]
+File:Garage Ghosts.png|Luis and [[Sparks Beans|Sparks]], haunting their respective [[Tot Clark|living]] [[Lenjamin Zhuge|companions]] (by [https://twitter.com/houfukuseisaku feya])
+</gallery>
-And catch the drives that scream into our ranks.</blockquote>
+{{TeamNavSelector|crabs}}
+{{FormerTeamCategorySelector|garages|worms|crabs}}
-== Fan Art ==
-<gallery widths="185">
-LuisAcevedo.png|Mini-Blaseballer by {{Twitter|name=HetreaSky}}
-</gallery>{{TeamNavSelector|crabs}}
-{{TeamCategorySelector|crabs}}
-{{FormerTeamCategorySelector|garages}}
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+[[Category:Original Players]]
-[[Category:Players with a Tlopps Card]]
+[[Category:Incinerated Players]]
-[[Category:Former Seattle Garages Players]]
+[[Category:Players With Base 1]]
-[[Category:Baltimore Crabs]]

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