Baltimore Crabs/Season 20

🦀 Baltimore Crabs
Season 20
Dates	June 14, 2021 – June 20, 2021
← Previous	Season 19
Next →	Season 21
Results
Overall Record	51-48
Wins	53
Partytime	Day 90
Divine Favor	12
Division	3rd in Mild Low
League	5th in Mild League
ILB Placement	10th overall
Modifiers	CarcinizationWhen this Team activates the Black Hole, they will steal their opponent's best hitter for the remainder of the game.  UnholeyWhen this Team activates the Black Hole, a random Player on their opponent's Team will be impaired by 1%.  0Players with 0 will always swing at strikes while there are 0 Balls and 0 Strikes in the At Bat.  Free Gift (Season 20)This Team will receive an Extra Gift from the next Gift Shop.
Renovations	Peanut MisterA Peanut Mister will occasionally cure a Player of their peanut allergy. Peanut Misters can also remove the Superallergic modification from players.  PsychoAcousticsIn Feedback or Reverb, PsychoAcoustics will occasionally Echo one of the Away Team's mods to the Home Team, for game-long use.  Secret BaseThe Secret Base is a hidden base beyond 2nd that allows a baserunner to hide between innings.  Flood PumpsFlood Pumps will prevent Flooding weather from making your Ballpark filthier.  Salmon CannonsSalmon Cannons have a chance of expelling pests from your Ballpark. Salmon Cannons can prevent Consumer attacks and send players on the away team Elsewhere.  SmithyThe Smithy will occasionally repair Items for Players playing in this Ballpark.
Light Switch	OFF
League Info
Active Rules	Eat The RichAt the end of each Season, the Fans with the top 1% of Coins will have their funds redistributed throughout the 99%.  Party TimeA Team will enter Party Time if receiving 1 Win per remaining game would not land them in the Postseason. In Party Time, they'll receive random Stat Boosts from Partying. See also: Glossary  Wild CardsAt the end of the regular season, 1 Wild Card will be drawn at random from the remaining Teams in each Sub-League to receive a Postseason Birth.  Based EvolutionEvery Third Championship a Team wins will cause the Team and its Players to Evolve. Players that round the phylogenic Bases will get to go Home.  Free WillsThe bottom four finishing Teams in the League will receive an extra Will in that Season's Election.  All You Can EatFans are free to buy and discard Snack Slots in their Snack Pack. The number of Slots they have will determine their Payout Modifier for all Snacks. The less slots, the higher the Payout Modifier.  Community ChestAnytime 3000 Runs are accumulated league-wide, every Team will receive an Item Crate for a random active Player on their Team.  FairgroundsAll games have a chance of being Prize Matches, in which the winning Team will open an Item Crate.  Hype TrainShaming your opponent will build Hype in your Ballpark.  RatificationRenovations built by at least 18 Teams will be Ratified into Non-Physical Law for the entire League.  Hotel MotelThe Hotel Motel will occasionally create Holiday Innings during the Earlseason, where you Party instead of Score.  TurntablesBallpark: Any Win earned from a non-loss in this Ballpark during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin. League: Any Win earned from a non-loss during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin.  The UnderbracketEvery Postseason, the bottom finishing Teams will compete in the Underbracket while the top finishing Teams compete in the standard Overbracket.  Sun(Sun)All Wins and Unwins earned will be Squared.  TunnelsTunnels allow the Home Team to steal from the Away Team in this Ballpark. (After day 72)
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause 20 05 - Jacoby Podcast + Kaz Fiasco 🥧 Feedback 20 08 - Kaz Fiasco + Montgomery Bullock 🦀 Fax Machine 20 88 - Finn James + Axel Campbell 🦀 Fax Machine 20 EL - Pedro Davids + Kaz Fiasco 🦀 Will (🦀) Swap
Latesiesta
Renovations	The Crabitat will now have more Black Hole. +  Tunnels The Crabitat's Light Switch is now OFF.
Gift Shop	Underhanded Cap Drop Adalberto Tosser +Underhanded Holey Shoes +  UnderhandedWhen this Pitcher allows a Home Run, the polarity of the Runs or Unruns will be flipped (Runs become Unruns, Unruns become Runs). Early to the Party, Team Edition +  Early to the PartyThis Team or Player will Underperform in the Lateseason. Handcrafted Phone Drop Alston Cerveza -Bat +Cool Phone Soundproof, Team Edition +  SoundproofPlayer: This Player cannot be caught in Feedback's reality flickers. Team: Players on this Team cannot be caught in Feedback's reality flickers. See also: Glossary
Other Events	Ratification: -  Tunnels
Wills
Reform   Alston Cerveza   -  UnderachieverWhen this Player hits a Home Run, the polarity of the Runs or Unruns will be flipped (Runs become Unruns, Unruns become Runs).   +  The Fourth StrikeThose with the Fourth Strike will get an extra strike in each at bat. Move   🦀 Pedro Davids -> Shadows   🦀 Kaz Fiasco -> Lineup   Pedro Davids 16.8 → 17.3
Blessings
Stuck in the Freezer   Adalberto Tosser   Coldness 3.7 → 5.7 Cool Off   Lorcan Smaht   Coldness 2.9 → 3.9   Ruthlessness 4.1 → 4.4   Montgomery Bullock   Coldness 7.1 → 8.1   Ruthlessness 5.0 → 5.2   Adalberto Tosser   Coldness 5.7 → 6.7   Ruthlessness 4.9 → 5.2   Axel Campbell   Coldness 4.4 → 5.4   Ruthlessness 5.1 → 5.3

The Baltimore Crabs' Season 20 ...

Starting Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Conner Haley Kennedy Loser Avila Guzman Fran Beans Enid Marlow Zeruel Kramer Alston Cerveza Pedro Davids	Lorcan Smaht Jacoby Podcast Adalberto Tosser Finn James
Shadows
Axel Campbell Pierre Haley Rosa Holloway Miguel Peterson Robbins Schmitt Alexandria Hess Joyner Rugrat Javier Howe Elijah Glover Thomas Marsh Matheo Tanaka Bevan Underbuck Hercules Lincecum Samothes Dembélé Jon Halifax Parker Parra Squid Galvanic Samothes Thwompson Montgomery Bullock