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File:Art by @ waalkr 22.png|alt=Lars Taylor smiling with a peace sign.|by '''[https://twitter.com/_waalkr/status/1320162041592676352 @_waalkr]'''
 
File:Art by @ waalkr 22.png|alt=Lars Taylor smiling with a peace sign.|by '''[https://twitter.com/_waalkr/status/1320162041592676352 @_waalkr]'''
 
File:092220 LarsAlaynabella 3.png|Lars and [[Alaynabella Hollywood|Alaynabella]] hugging<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/MimimiCee/status/1308815478870224897 @MimimiCee]'''
 
File:092220 LarsAlaynabella 3.png|Lars and [[Alaynabella Hollywood|Alaynabella]] hugging<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/MimimiCee/status/1308815478870224897 @MimimiCee]'''
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File:HOLD by ash.png|''HOLD''<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1320559182018478083 Ash]'''
 
File:HOLD by ash.png|''HOLD''<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1320559182018478083 Ash]'''
 
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File:Lars taylor wins the game.png|by {{Twitter|name=Karagna_}}
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File:🟊 Lars! 🟊.jpg|alt=A digital full-body illustration of Lars Taylor pitching the winning game of the Season 11 Internet Series. They are wearing a white crop-top Sunbeams uniform with yellow accents, a black short sleeve undershirt, and a matching white and yellow blaseball cap. He's encircled by nine glowing spectral hands.|by '''[https://twitter.com/ChezForShire/status/1329527618073292800 @ChezForShire]'''
 
File:🟊 Lars! 🟊.jpg|alt=A digital full-body illustration of Lars Taylor pitching the winning game of the Season 11 Internet Series. They are wearing a white crop-top Sunbeams uniform with yellow accents, a black short sleeve undershirt, and a matching white and yellow blaseball cap. He's encircled by nine glowing spectral hands.|by '''[https://twitter.com/ChezForShire/status/1329527618073292800 @ChezForShire]'''
 
File:Bismarck is the capital of North Dakota, but Fargo is the largest city in the state.jpg|alt=An image of Nerd Pacheco & Lars Taylor side by side, dressed for the cold. Nerd has a scarf on and their hair is tied and lying over their right shoulder. Lars is wearing a beanie with stars and a star pom-pom, and a checkered scarf. A speech bubble on the left shows Nerd saying \"Bismarck is the capital of North Dakota, but Fargo is the largest city in the state\" while a though bubble to the right of Lars shows them thinking \"neat.\"|Lars with [[Nerd Pacheco|Nerd]]<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1344170159519502337 Ash]'''
 
File:Bismarck is the capital of North Dakota, but Fargo is the largest city in the state.jpg|alt=An image of Nerd Pacheco & Lars Taylor side by side, dressed for the cold. Nerd has a scarf on and their hair is tied and lying over their right shoulder. Lars is wearing a beanie with stars and a star pom-pom, and a checkered scarf. A speech bubble on the left shows Nerd saying \"Bismarck is the capital of North Dakota, but Fargo is the largest city in the state\" while a though bubble to the right of Lars shows them thinking \"neat.\"|Lars with [[Nerd Pacheco|Nerd]]<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1344170159519502337 Ash]'''
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File:Lars chatting with a Star.png|alt=Lars standing under a night sky, holding up a star to his face.|Lars chatting with a Star<br />by {{Twitter|name=CKaelde}}
 
 
File:At da ren faire.jpg|Lars with [[Nerd Pacheco]] & [[Sandoval Crossing]] at the Vlalentines Day Ren Faire<br />by {{Twitter|name=_iznj}}
 
File:At da ren faire.jpg|Lars with [[Nerd Pacheco]] & [[Sandoval Crossing]] at the Vlalentines Day Ren Faire<br />by {{Twitter|name=_iznj}}
 
File:Ren faire done.jpg|Lars with [[York Silk]] and [[NaN]] at the Vlalentines Day Ren Faire<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/CassiniKepler CassiniKepler]'''
 
File:Ren faire done.jpg|Lars with [[York Silk]] and [[NaN]] at the Vlalentines Day Ren Faire<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/CassiniKepler CassiniKepler]'''
 
File:YEE-HECKIN-HAW.png|Lars with [[Nerd Pacheco|Nerd]] on [[Precious the Honse]]<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1360799461761507328 Ash]'''
 
File:YEE-HECKIN-HAW.png|Lars with [[Nerd Pacheco|Nerd]] on [[Precious the Honse]]<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1360799461761507328 Ash]'''
 
File:Lovely Designer.png|alt=Lars Taylor next to Miguel James. Lars is standing wearing pajamas and a dark blue cape with a starry interior. Miguel is knelled next to Lars and is sewing the cape while dressed in an elaborate black, purple, and yellow ren faire costume including a brown hat with a large purple feather. Lars is looking down at Miguel who is smiling up at him.|[[Miguel James]] making Lars's Ren Faire outfit<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/_iznj/status/1361174944739164160 @_iznj]'''
 
File:Lovely Designer.png|alt=Lars Taylor next to Miguel James. Lars is standing wearing pajamas and a dark blue cape with a starry interior. Miguel is knelled next to Lars and is sewing the cape while dressed in an elaborate black, purple, and yellow ren faire costume including a brown hat with a large purple feather. Lars is looking down at Miguel who is smiling up at him.|[[Miguel James]] making Lars's Ren Faire outfit<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/_iznj/status/1361174944739164160 @_iznj]'''
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File:Lars chatting with a Star.png|alt=Lars standing under a night sky, holding up a star to his face.|Lars chatting with a Star<br />by {{Twitter|name=CKaelde}}
 
File:Lars!.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Hellmouth Sunbeams pitcher Lars Taylor. They are an individual with dark bluish-greenish skin and both eyes on the right side of their face, one over the other. They are wearing a crop-top sunbeams uniform with yellow pinstripes and a smiling sun, and a backwards blaseball cap with two springy antennae attached, the left one ending in a yellow star. They are using five of their spectral arms as well as their two physical ones to sign \"Blaseball\" in modified ASL, with their 5 spectral hands finger-spelling \"B-L-A-S-E\" and  their other 2 hands signing \"ball.\"|by '''[https://twitter.com/fairchart/status/1310224025201803265 @fairchart]'''
 
File:Lars!.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Hellmouth Sunbeams pitcher Lars Taylor. They are an individual with dark bluish-greenish skin and both eyes on the right side of their face, one over the other. They are wearing a crop-top sunbeams uniform with yellow pinstripes and a smiling sun, and a backwards blaseball cap with two springy antennae attached, the left one ending in a yellow star. They are using five of their spectral arms as well as their two physical ones to sign \"Blaseball\" in modified ASL, with their 5 spectral hands finger-spelling \"B-L-A-S-E\" and  their other 2 hands signing \"ball.\"|by '''[https://twitter.com/fairchart/status/1310224025201803265 @fairchart]'''
 
File:Lone.5tar lars.jpg|alt=An image of Lars Taylor as a digital cowboy with arms covered in glowing circuitry and a tiny satellite orbiting their head. They're dressed in a cowboy hat and vest and are using all 4 arms to sign "1.5" in ASL. They're in front of a background that says "Lone.5tar Lars" at the top, and underneath has hands spelling out "1.5 star Lars" underneath.|''Lone.5tar Lars''<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/joeytwoeyes/status/1370604230713647109 @joeytwoeyes]'''
 
File:Lone.5tar lars.jpg|alt=An image of Lars Taylor as a digital cowboy with arms covered in glowing circuitry and a tiny satellite orbiting their head. They're dressed in a cowboy hat and vest and are using all 4 arms to sign "1.5" in ASL. They're in front of a background that says "Lone.5tar Lars" at the top, and underneath has hands spelling out "1.5 star Lars" underneath.|''Lone.5tar Lars''<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/joeytwoeyes/status/1370604230713647109 @joeytwoeyes]'''
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File:Nagomi Nava closet honse girl.jpg|Lars showing [[Nagomi Nava|Nagomi]] his [[Precious the Honse|honse]]<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1355887939897667589 Ash]'''
 
File:Lars by marrow clay.png|Lars Taylor, by Marrow Clay. ('''[https://wizarddoodles.tumblr.com/ Tumblr]'''/'''[https://twitter.com/dragonmarrow Twitter]''')
 
File:Lars by marrow clay.png|Lars Taylor, by Marrow Clay. ('''[https://wizarddoodles.tumblr.com/ Tumblr]'''/'''[https://twitter.com/dragonmarrow Twitter]''')
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File:Nagomi Nava closet honse girl.jpg|Lars showing [[Nagomi Nava|Nagomi]] his [[Precious the Honse|honse]]<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1355887939897667589 Ash]'''
 
 
File:Hey wait let me put this bad boy up on the wiki 6 months late for peak sad face after goodwin's vaulting.jpg|Lars & [[Goodwin Morin]]<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1344170718779600898 Ash]'''
 
File:Hey wait let me put this bad boy up on the wiki 6 months late for peak sad face after goodwin's vaulting.jpg|Lars & [[Goodwin Morin]]<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1344170718779600898 Ash]'''
 
File:Trust Lars.png|Lars in their new flippers<br />by Mangatiger on Discord
 
File:Trust Lars.png|Lars in their new flippers<br />by Mangatiger on Discord
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File:Lars taylor angel.png|alt=A picture of Lars Taylor on a purple background. He is wearing a cowboy outfit, and has black skin with a no facial features except for a white star. Around him are spectral hands.|by '''[https://twitter.com/blazeballs130 @blazeballs130]'''
 
File:Lars taylor angel.png|alt=A picture of Lars Taylor on a purple background. He is wearing a cowboy outfit, and has black skin with a no facial features except for a white star. Around him are spectral hands.|by '''[https://twitter.com/blazeballs130 @blazeballs130]'''
 
File:Don't mind me uploading Tigers Nerd art after they've been swapped to the Pies already.jpg|alt=An image of Nerd Pacheco and Lars Taylor. Nerd is in a Tigers uniform while Lars is in a Sunbeams crop top uniform with his cowboy hat pushed back off his head and resting against his back. Lars is eagerly reaching up to grab at Nerd's face and Nerd is smiling down at them in return.|''Stripes are a good look on you''<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1369128278364160003 Ash]'''
 
File:Don't mind me uploading Tigers Nerd art after they've been swapped to the Pies already.jpg|alt=An image of Nerd Pacheco and Lars Taylor. Nerd is in a Tigers uniform while Lars is in a Sunbeams crop top uniform with his cowboy hat pushed back off his head and resting against his back. Lars is eagerly reaching up to grab at Nerd's face and Nerd is smiling down at them in return.|''Stripes are a good look on you''<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1369128278364160003 Ash]'''
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File:Oh yeah, it's all coming together.jpg|Lars after receiving their second star, by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1371988770430595074 Ash]'''
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File:THE GINGER ALE INCIDENT.png|thumb|A screen with the Sunbeams players Miguel James, Lars Taylor, Zack Sanders, Sandoval Crossing, Sigmund Castillo, and Hahn Fox each in boxes waving at the viewer. Miguel is a person on fire with completely yellow eyes and a mouth wearing a pink sun hat and a blue tank top. Lars is a person with dark brown skin, pointy ears, purple hair with stars in it, and one yellow eye dressed as a cowboy with a black shirt, brown hat and vest, and yellow bolo tie. Zack is a person with medium-dark skin, yellow petals for hair shaped like an afro, yellow eyes, and gold streaks down from her eyes wearing gold eye shadow, a green tank-top, and dangle earrings with hearts at the end. Sandy is a person with tan skin, shoulder length white hair partially tied into a bun, a white beard, one normal black eye the other black with sunlight in it, dressed like a crossing guard. Siggy is a grey, stone castle. Hahn is a person with medium brown skin rainbow squid tentacles for hair. Her eyes are closed.|''THE GINGER ALE INCIDENT'' cast<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/_iznj/status/1417632733044658179 @_iznj]'''
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File:Oh yeah, it's all coming together.jpg|Lars after receiving their second star<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1371988770430595074 Ash]'''
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File:Sunlight & Shadows.jpg|alt=A digital drawing depicting Lars Taylor and Donia Bailey in a style mimicking stained glass. Donia is standing slightly in front of Lars, wearing purple western attire with gold accents, and with a blaseball glove on her left hand. Her hair is falling slightly in front of her left eye, which is reflecting sunlight. Lars has their back to hers and is leaning out from behind her. Their eyes have rays of light coming out of them, and they have one arm is raised; the fabric hanging down is patterned with constellations. In an arc above the two of them are the phases of the moon, with the new moon glowing and having golden lines on it reminiscent of the stitches on a blaseball.|Lars with [[Donia Bailey]]<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/neonbardart/status/1419417914617257994 @neonbardart]'''
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File:Can you believe my mans is batting??.jpg|alt=A digital illustration of Sunbeams player Lars Taylor modeling team merch for VLOGUE magazine. They have their bat resting behind both shoulders and are wearing a Hellmouth Community College shirt with shorts that say "Stare into the Sun" on one leg. A sunbeams-themed bomber jacked is tied around their waist, and one spectral hand is holding an orange Fanta soda. The background is light yellow with a repeating citrus pattern.|by '''[https://twitter.com/DrifterSoda/status/1434186177481822213 @DrifterSoda]'''
 
File:THE STARCHILD.png|Lars Taylor as an extension of the existentially horrifying entity STARCHILD<br />by CURSE
 
File:THE STARCHILD.png|Lars Taylor as an extension of the existentially horrifying entity STARCHILD<br />by CURSE
 
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Revision as of 02:49, 20 September 2021

Lars Taylor is a lineup player for the Hellmouth Sunbeams, and has been with the Sunbeams since Season 1.

Official League Records

Taylor joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Moab Sunbeams with the Return of Blaseball.

During the Season 6 elections the Sunbeams received the Move the Mounds Closer blessing and benefited from the Sharing Signs blessing the Boston Flowers received, which boosted Taylor's pitching from 0.1 → 0.8 .

In Season 8, Taylor joined an elite group during a game against the eventual champion Baltimore Crabs. The Crabs began the matchup with a score of -2 due to Targeted Shame and Taylor gave up two runs, resulting in a two-run shutout.

During the Season 9 elections the Hellmouth Sunbeams received the Mutually Arising blessing, resulting in a combined 8.3 → 9.0 stat increase.

In the Season 11 Championships, Taylor pitched the sixth and winning game in a five-game series against the Hades Tigers to determine the Wild League champions. Taylor then proceeded to pitch the fifth and final championship game against the Seattle Garages, securing the Sunbeams' first ILB champion title.

During the Coffee Cup, Taylor played for Macchiato City as a lineup player.

During the Season 12 elections, Taylor received the Flippers modification due to the Sunbeams' Trust will.

On Season 13, Day 19, Taylor's batting ability was siphoned by Ohio Worms batter Vessalius Sundae in a game with Blooddrain weather, decreasing it 2.6 → 1.9 .

During the Season 13 elections the Sunbeams benefited from all four "Bubble" blessings, which increased Taylor's pitching and defense by 4%.

During the Season 19 elections, Taylor retreated to the Sunbeams' Shadows in exchange for Sigmund Castillo as a result of the Sunbeams' Foreshadow will, resulting in a combined 12.3 → 13 stat increase.

During the Season 20 elections, Taylor's defense increased from 4.6 → 5.6 as a result of the Sunbeams' Shadow Infuse will.

On Season 24, Day 88, Taylor joined the Sunbeams' lineup in exchange for Paula Reddick due to Night.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Personal Life

Taylor traded his stars away in a crossroads deal with a Hellbeast for Sun Energy. This deal was made with JEFF!, however JEFF! has not taken that form since, and Taylor is completely unaware of the fact that the crossroads deal he made was with JEFF! Rather than eyes, Taylor has only portals to the sky, making him very bad at judging when he is facing the batter or when the ball is near him. He is kept on the team because of The Prophecy, and because of his positive team spirit and can-do attitude. While the probability map of Taylor's uncountable arms has been determined empirically, their exact location at any point in time is indeterminate; thus, he holds his glove aloft and pitches the ball by sheer force of will.

Lars Taylor communicates at times through a slightly modified form of American Sign Language. With his uncountable arms, Taylor is able to communicate several concepts simultaneously, which makes for a very efficient form of communication. This form of communication is so efficient, it is known to be difficult to keep up with for users of slower modes of communication, but Taylor will adjust the speed accordingly. Notably, Shadowed teammate Joe Voorhees seems to have no trouble keeping up with Taylor when he signs at top speed.

Lars Taylor's jersey has had a patch on the right shoulder depicting a denim jacket since the beginning of Season 4, from whence his eyes to the sky were reported to be just a touch dimmer. Nobody has been callous enough as to ask him about the meaning.

Career with the Sunbeams

Until the Season 6 elections, Lars Taylor had 0 pitching stars. Thus, he was given the nickname, "No-Stars Lars".

As of the Season 6 election, Taylor's ability has been upgraded to an average of one star, changing their nickname to "One-Star Lars" or "Lone-Star Lars". Taylor has been seen wearing a Western-style hat on at least one occasion, but reports that he has begun signing "Yee Haw!" before pitches have been hotly disputed among the Sunbeams faithful.

Trivia

  • Before the end of Season 6, Lars Taylor was one of the few pitchers with 0 stars. He managed to stay starless through the first 6 seasons of Blaseball, which is the longest any player has been without stars in their position.
  • Lars Taylor has published a philosophical treatise on starlessness, conceptualizing it as a state of absolute liberation akin to nirvana.
  • Taylor's stars appear to be inversely correlated with PolkaDot Patterson's stars, meaning that Lars currently does not have 87 stars.
  • Taylor started his career playing for the No-Stats Lads in the Heckmouth Sundarn Series, Hellmouth's amateur league.
  • Taylor cares about the community and has been mentoring several of Hellmouth's youth who live underneath the stadium.
  • As of the end of Season 8, Taylor has taken up residence with his teammates inside of teammate/sentient castle Sigmund Castillo.

Fan Works

Fanfiction
For more fanfiction see the 'Lars Taylor' tag on AO3

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