Baltimore Crabs/Season 23

🦀 Baltimore Crabs
Season 23
Dates	July 19, 2021 – July 25, 2021
← Previous	Season 22
Next →	Season 24
Results
Overall Record	49-50
Wins	60
Partytime	Day 94
Divine Favor	14
Division	3rd in Mild Low
League	6th in Mild League
ILB Placement	13th overall
Modifiers	CarcinizationWhen this Team activates the Black Hole, they will steal their opponent's best hitter for the remainder of the game.  UnholeyWhen this Team activates the Black Hole, a random Player on their opponent's Team will be impaired by 1%.  0Players with 0 will always swing at strikes while there are 0 Balls and 0 Strikes in the At Bat.
Renovations	Peanut MisterA Peanut Mister will occasionally cure a Player of their peanut allergy. Peanut Misters can also remove the Superallergic modification from players.  PsychoAcousticsIn Feedback or Reverb, PsychoAcoustics will occasionally Echo one of the Away Team's mods to the Home Team, for game-long use.  Secret BaseThe Secret Base is a hidden base beyond 2nd that allows a baserunner to hide between innings.  Flood PumpsFlood Pumps will prevent Flooding weather from making your Ballpark filthier.  Salmon CannonsSalmon Cannons have a chance of expelling pests from your Ballpark. Salmon Cannons can prevent Consumer attacks and send players on the away team Elsewhere.  SmithyThe Smithy will occasionally repair Items for Players playing in this Ballpark.  Event HorizonThe Event Horizon will prevent the first Black Hole activation in each game, converting the Overflow to Unruns for your opponent's next game.  BirdhousesBirdhouses invite Birds to come live in your Ballpark. Every time a foul ball is hit in a ballpark with Birdhouses, a bird will be added to the ballpark, reducing its eDensity.
Light Switch	ON
League Info
Active Rules	Eat The RichAt the end of each Season, the Fans with the top 1% of Coins will have their funds redistributed throughout the 99%.  Party TimeA Team will enter Party Time if receiving 1 Win per remaining game would not land them in the Postseason. In Party Time, they'll receive random Stat Boosts from Partying. See also: Glossary  Wild CardsAt the end of the regular season, 1 Wild Card will be drawn at random from the remaining Teams in each Sub-League to receive a Postseason Birth.  Based EvolutionEvery Third Championship a Team wins will cause the Team and its Players to Evolve. Players that round the phylogenic Bases will get to go Home.  Free WillsThe bottom four finishing Teams in the League will receive an extra Will in that Season's Election.  All You Can EatFans are free to buy and discard Snack Slots in their Snack Pack. The number of Slots they have will determine their Payout Modifier for all Snacks. The less slots, the higher the Payout Modifier.  Community ChestAnytime 3000 Runs are accumulated league-wide, every Team will receive an Item Crate for a random active Player on their Team.  FairgroundsAll games have a chance of being Prize Matches, in which the winning Team will open an Item Crate.  Hype TrainShaming your opponent will build Hype in your Ballpark.  RatificationRenovations built by at least 18 Teams will be Ratified into Non-Physical Law for the entire League.  Hotel MotelThe Hotel Motel will occasionally create Holiday Innings during the Earlseason, where you Party instead of Score.  TurntablesBallpark: Any Win earned from a non-loss in this Ballpark during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin. League: Any Win earned from a non-loss during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin.  The UnderbracketEvery Postseason, the bottom finishing Teams will compete in the Underbracket while the top finishing Teams compete in the standard Overbracket.  Sun(Sun)All Wins and Unwins earned will be Squared.  TunnelsTunnels allow the Home Team to steal from the Away Team in this Ballpark.  Sun 30When a game enters Extra Innings, both Teams will immediately earn 1 Win.  BalloonsA small, permanent amount of negative eDensity is added for each Run or Win earned in this Ballpark.  Bird HotelWhen the Home Team parties, a number of Birds will come join the Party.  VoicemailWhen the Home Team is shut out in this Ballpark, they'll swap the worst Batter in their Lineup with the best Batter in their Shadows.  Sun .1Weather. Each Run scored is worth .1 more per Inning.  Phantom Thieves' GuildIf the Home Team loses by 9 Runs in this Ballpark, they will steal from their opponent's Shadows.  Equal SunA home run during a game's final out ties the game.  Sum SunWeather. Each successive scoring play by a Team within a half inning is worth an additional Run.  MAXIMUM SUNScoring plays in Maximum Blaseball are worth 3x the Runs.
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause 23 10 - Fairwood Patchwork + Pedro Davids 🦀 Voicemail 23 2400 - Finn James + Axel Campbell 🦀 Fax Machine 23 2401 - Axel Campbell + Finn James 🦀 Fax Machine 23 2402 + Grit Watson 🔥 Thieves Guild (🦀) 23 28 - Alston Cerveza + Axel Campbell 🦀 Voicemail 23 58 - Montgomery Bullock + Alston Cerveza 🦀 Fax Machine 23 77 - Scruffs Sunkcost 🥩 Thieves Guild (🥩) 23 87 - Axel Campbell + Zeruel Kramer 🦀 Voicemail 23 EL - Grit Watson 🌮 Blessing (🌮) Gachapon
Latesiesta
Renovations	+  StablesWhen any Team scores 25+ in this Ballpark, any Instability in the Ballpark will be stabled. The Crabitat's Light Switch is now ON
Gift Shop	Night Vision Sunglasses Drop Kennedy Loser -Parasitic Hearty Shoes +Holey Night Vision Sunglasses of Fourtitude +  Night VisionThis Player will play 50% better in Solar Eclipse weather. +  The Fourth StrikeThose with the Fourth Strike will get an extra strike in each at bat. Squiddish Egg Drop Pedro Davids -Bat +Squiddish Careful Offworld Sharp Egg +  SquiddishWhen a Squiddish player is incinerated, they'll be replaced by a random Hall of Flame player. +  CarefulThis Player's Items will not be damaged by standard game actions. +  OffworldWhen this Player hits a foul ball, it will fly Offworld.
Other Events	Ratification: -  Fax MachineThe Fax Machine will swap the Home Team's pitcher for their best Shadows Pitcher whenever they've allowed 10+ Runs in a game. -  Stables
Tidings
+  Under ReviewThis Team is Under Review...
Party Favors
Team Roamless Crate   +  RoamlessPlayers cannot Roam to this Team.
Blessings
Gachapon   🦀 - Grit Watson, Shadows

The Baltimore Crabs' Season 23 ...

Starting Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Herring Winfield Kennedy Loser Avila Guzman James Mora II Enid Marlow Fairwood Patchwork Silvaire Roadhouse Alston Cerveza Kaz Fiasco	Lorcan Smaht Montgomery Bullock Finn James
Shadows
Axel Campbell Pierre Haley Rosa Holloway Miguel Peterson Robbins Schmitt Alexandria Hess Joyner Rugrat Javier Howe Elijah Glover Thomas Marsh Matheo Tanaka Bevan Underbuck Hercules Lincecum Pedro Davids Squid Galvanic Samothes Thwompson Zeruel Kramer Ilhan Latch Scruffs Sunkcost