Baltimore Crabs/Season 17

🦀 Baltimore Crabs
Season 17
Dates	April 19, 2021 – April 25, 2021
← Previous	Season 16
Next →	Season 18
Results
Overall Record	43-56
Wins	40
Partytime	Day 86
Divine Favor	3
Division	6th in Mild Low
League	9th in Mild League
ILB Placement	19th overall
Modifiers	CarcinizationWhen this Team activates the Black Hole, they will steal their opponent's best hitter for the remainder of the game.  UnholeyWhen this Team activates the Black Hole, a random Player on their opponent's Team will be impaired by 1%.  0Players with 0 will always swing at strikes while there are 0 Balls and 0 Strikes in the At Bat.
Renovations	Peanut MisterA Peanut Mister will occasionally cure a Player of their peanut allergy. Peanut Misters can also remove the Superallergic modification from players.  PsychoAcousticsIn Feedback or Reverb, PsychoAcoustics will occasionally Echo one of the Away Team's mods to the Home Team, for game-long use.  Secret BaseThe Secret Base is a hidden base beyond 2nd that allows a baserunner to hide between innings.  Flood PumpsFlood Pumps will prevent Flooding weather from making your Ballpark filthier.  Salmon CannonsSalmon Cannons have a chance of expelling pests from your Ballpark. Salmon Cannons can prevent Consumer attacks and send players on the away team Elsewhere.  Hotel MotelThe Hotel Motel will occasionally create Holiday Innings during the Earlseason, where you Party instead of Score.
League Info
Active Rules	Eat The RichAt the end of each Season, the Fans with the top 1% of Coins will have their funds redistributed throughout the 99%.  Party TimeA Team will enter Party Time if receiving 1 Win per remaining game would not land them in the Postseason. In Party Time, they'll receive random Stat Boosts from Partying. See also: Glossary  Wild CardsAt the end of the regular season, 1 Wild Card will be drawn at random from the remaining Teams in each Sub-League to receive a Postseason Birth.  Based EvolutionEvery Third Championship a Team wins will cause the Team and its Players to Evolve. Players that round the phylogenic Bases will get to go Home.  Free WillsThe bottom four finishing Teams in the League will receive an extra Will in that Season's Election.  All You Can EatFans are free to buy and discard Snack Slots in their Snack Pack. The number of Slots they have will determine their Payout Modifier for all Snacks. The less slots, the higher the Payout Modifier.  Community ChestAnytime 3000 Runs are accumulated league-wide, every Team will receive an Item Crate for a random active Player on their Team.
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause 17 01 - Chorby Soul + Trinity Smaht 🦀 Incineration 17 02 - Luis Acevedo + Jon Halifax 🦀 Incineration 17 77 - Parker Parra + Lorcan Smaht 🦀 Fax Machine 17 EL00 - Fish Summer + Montgomery Bullock 🔱 Will (🔱) Equivalent Exchange 17 EL01 - Parker Meng + Enid Marlow 🦀 Will (🦀) Foreshadow
Latesiesta
Renovations	The Crabitat will now have more Blooddrain. +  Hotel Motel +  Fax MachineThe Fax Machine will swap the Home Team's pitcher for their best Shadows Pitcher whenever they've allowed 10+ Runs in a game.
Decrees
Smithy   +  SmithyThe Smithy will occasionally repair Items for Players playing in this Ballpark.
Wills
Equivalent Exchange   🔱 - Montgomery Bullock + Fish Summer   🦀 - Fish Summer + Montgomery Bullock Foreshadow   🦀 Enid Marlow -> Lineup   🦀 Parker Meng -> Shadows   Parker Meng 12.4 → 12.9 Equivalent Exchange   🌮 - Wyatt Mason IV + Fish Summer   🔱 - Fish Summer + Wyatt Mason IV
Blessings
None

The Baltimore Crabs' Season 17 ...

Starting Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Tot Fox Fish Summer Chorby Soul Pedro Davids Kennedy Loser Alston Cerveza Parker Meng	Parker Parra Luis Acevedo Adalberto Tosser Finn James
Shadows
Axel Campbell Pierre Haley Rosa Holloway Miguel Peterson Robbins Schmitt Alexandria Hess Joyner Rugrat Javier Howe Elijah Glover Thomas Marsh Matheo Tanaka Bevan Underbuck Hercules Lincecum Samothes Dembélé Enid Marlow Lorcan Smaht Squid Galvanic