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*Sanders finds koalas adorable and keeps three different albums of koala photos on her phone that she claims are organized by vibes.
 
*Sanders finds koalas adorable and keeps three different albums of koala photos on her phone that she claims are organized by vibes.
 
*Sanders keeps a secret spice collection.  It currently numbers 14.  She is looking for three more, and something horrible, or wonderful, will happen when she finds them.
 
*Sanders keeps a secret spice collection.  It currently numbers 14.  She is looking for three more, and something horrible, or wonderful, will happen when she finds them.
 
  
 
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File:Zack sanders.png|by {{Twitter|name=Karagna_}}
 
File:Zack sanders.png|by {{Twitter|name=Karagna_}}
 
File:Zack hlomecoming.png|Sanders at Season 8 [[Hlomecoming]]<br />by {{Twitter|name=Karagna_}}
 
File:Zack hlomecoming.png|Sanders at Season 8 [[Hlomecoming]]<br />by {{Twitter|name=Karagna_}}
File:ZackSanders by JustMako.png|by '''[https://twitter.com/justmako/status/1299510298160902144 @JustMako]'''
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File:ZackSanders by JustMako.png|by [https://twitter.com/justmako/status/1299510298160902144 '''@JustMako''']
 
File:Beck voidteatime.jpg|Zack with [[Beck Whitney]]<br />by '''voidteatime#4583'''
 
File:Beck voidteatime.jpg|Zack with [[Beck Whitney]]<br />by '''voidteatime#4583'''
 
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File:Plantpals by coblin.png|Zack and [[Eugenia Bickle]]<br />by {{Twitter|name=Krasi_Savov}}
 
File:Plantpals by coblin.png|Zack and [[Eugenia Bickle]]<br />by {{Twitter|name=Krasi_Savov}}
 
File:ZACK.png|by {{Twitter|name=Krasi_Savov}}
 
File:ZACK.png|by {{Twitter|name=Krasi_Savov}}
File:Thinking bout zir.jpg|alt=An image of Zack Sanders in a Sunbeams uniform, holding one hand up to her face and blushing while thinking of Boston Flowers player Hiroto Cerna.|''Thinking 'bout [[Hiroto Cerna|zir]]''<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/_pysics/status/1359731345732358149 @_pysics]'''
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File:Thinking bout zir.jpg|alt=An image of Zack Sanders in a Sunbeams uniform, holding one hand up to her face and blushing while thinking of Boston Flowers player Hiroto Cerna.|''Thinking 'bout [[Hiroto Cerna|zir]]''<br />by [https://twitter.com/_pysics/status/1359731345732358149 '''@_pysics''']
File:Zack by sidelys.png|by '''[https://twitter.com/sidelysart/status/1310322246469246977 Sidelys]'''
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File:Zack by sidelys.png|by [https://twitter.com/sidelysart/status/1310322246469246977 '''Sidelys''']
File:Minizack.png|Mini-Blaseballer<br />by '''[http://miniblaseball.surge.sh/ @HetreaSky]'''
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File:Minizack.png|Mini-Blaseballer<br />by [http://miniblaseball.surge.sh/ '''@HetreaSky''']
File:BIGminizack.png|Alternate Mini-Blaseballer<br />by '''[http://miniblaseball.surge.sh/ @HetreaSky]'''
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File:BIGminizack.png|Alternate Mini-Blaseballer<br />by [http://miniblaseball.surge.sh/ '''@HetreaSky''']
File:Zackadaptation.jpg|by '''[https://twitter.com/_pysics/status/1337571470101389312 @_pysics]'''
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File:Zackadaptation.jpg|by [https://twitter.com/_pysics/status/1337571470101389312 '''@_pysics''']
File:ZackBAT.jpg|Sanders batting for [[Atlético Latte]] by '''[https://twitter.com/_pysics/status/1335823206947713025 @_pysics]'''
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File:ZackBAT.jpg|Sanders batting for [[Atlético Latte]] by [https://twitter.com/_pysics/status/1335823206947713025 '''@_pysics''']
File:Zackskate.png|by '''[https://twitter.com/larkiiiine/status/1337867976519933952 @larkiiiine]'''
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File:Zackskate.png|by [https://twitter.com/larkiiiine/status/1337867976519933952 '''@larkiiiine''']
File:Suns out suns out zack sanders babey!!.png|by '''[https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/status/1350850372068286464 @glassgoblin]'''
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File:Suns out suns out zack sanders babey!!.png|by [https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/status/1350850372068286464 '''@glassgoblin''']
File:Pssst wanna know a secret? the color palette here is from fibbage 3 dont tell anyone i told you this.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Zack Sanders. She's a dark skinned woman with a sunflower for a head and 4 arms. She's wearing a light blue skater dress over a white t-shirt, and orange rollerskates with yellow wheels along with white crew-cut socks. In one of her right hands she's holding an orange drink with a straw. The background is pale yellow with a row of faded blue, green, dark yellow, and orange stripes cutting across.|by '''[https://twitter.com/_pysics/status/1376233391041970184 @_pysics]'''
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File:Pssst wanna know a secret? the color palette here is from fibbage 3 dont tell anyone i told you this.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Zack Sanders. She's a dark skinned woman with a sunflower for a head and 4 arms. She's wearing a light blue skater dress over a white t-shirt, and orange rollerskates with yellow wheels along with white crew-cut socks. In one of her right hands she's holding an orange drink with a straw. The background is pale yellow with a row of faded blue, green, dark yellow, and orange stripes cutting across.|by [https://twitter.com/_pysics/status/1376233391041970184 '''@_pysics''']
File:Do NOT talk to us we are VIBING.jpg|''vibing''<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1348026631907135490 Ash]'''
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File:Do NOT talk to us we are VIBING.jpg|''vibing''<br />by [https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1348026631907135490 '''Ash''']
File:Middle sibling energy.jpg|Sanders before the opening of the [[Hellmouth]]<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/_pysics/status/1382184288280584193 @_pysics]'''
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File:Middle sibling energy.jpg|Sanders before the opening of the [[Hellmouth]]<br />by [https://twitter.com/_pysics/status/1382184288280584193 '''@_pysics''']
File:Zack Sanders.png|Zack Sanders<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/pikatzke/status/1383198423692632064 @pikatzke]'''
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File:Zack Sanders.png|Zack Sanders<br />by [https://twitter.com/pikatzke/status/1383198423692632064 '''@pikatzke''']
File:Yoink!.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Sanders, a person with sunflower petals as hair, stealing runs via stadium tunnels.|''“Yoink!”''<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1405706239779250180 Ash]'''
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File:Yoink!.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Sanders, a person with sunflower petals as hair, stealing runs via stadium tunnels.|''“Yoink!”''<br />by [https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1405706239779250180 '''Ash''']
File:✌️🌻.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Zack Sanders in sunbeast form, a green plant monster with a long tail ending in yellow petals and a sunflower for a face. She is wearing a light blue dress and raising her right hand up in a peace sign.|by '''[https://twitter.com/Poltergeisz/status/1380176642308501509 Saffron]'''
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File:✌️🌻.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Zack Sanders in sunbeast form, a green plant monster with a long tail ending in yellow petals and a sunflower for a face. She is wearing a light blue dress and raising her right hand up in a peace sign.|by [https://twitter.com/Poltergeisz/status/1380176642308501509 '''Saffron''']
File:THE GINGER ALE INCIDENT.png|thumb|A screen with the Sunbeams players Miguel James, Lars Taylor, Zack Sanders, Sandoval Crossing, Sigmund Castillo, and Hahn Fox each in boxes waving at the viewer. Miguel is a person on fire with completely yellow eyes and a mouth wearing a pink sun hat and a blue tank top. Lars is a person with dark brown skin, pointy ears, purple hair with stars in it, and one yellow eye dressed as a cowboy with a black shirt, brown hat and vest, and yellow bolo tie. Zack is a person with medium-dark skin, yellow petals for hair shaped like an afro, yellow eyes, and gold streaks down from her eyes wearing gold eye shadow, a green tank-top, and dangle earrings with hearts at the end. Sandy is a person with tan skin, shoulder length white hair partially tied into a bun, a white beard, one normal black eye the other black with sunlight in it, dressed like a crossing guard. Siggy is a grey, stone castle. Hahn is a person with medium brown skin rainbow squid tentacles for hair. Her eyes are closed.|''THE GINGER ALE INCIDENT'' cast<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/_iznj/status/1417632733044658179 @_iznj]'''
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File:THE GINGER ALE INCIDENT.png|thumb|A screen with the Sunbeams players Miguel James, Lars Taylor, Zack Sanders, Sandoval Crossing, Sigmund Castillo, and Hahn Fox each in boxes waving at the viewer. Miguel is a person on fire with completely yellow eyes and a mouth wearing a pink sun hat and a blue tank top. Lars is a person with dark brown skin, pointy ears, purple hair with stars in it, and one yellow eye dressed as a cowboy with a black shirt, brown hat and vest, and yellow bolo tie. Zack is a person with medium-dark skin, yellow petals for hair shaped like an afro, yellow eyes, and gold streaks down from her eyes wearing gold eye shadow, a green tank-top, and dangle earrings with hearts at the end. Sandy is a person with tan skin, shoulder length white hair partially tied into a bun, a white beard, one normal black eye the other black with sunlight in it, dressed like a crossing guard. Siggy is a grey, stone castle. Hahn is a person with medium brown skin rainbow squid tentacles for hair. Her eyes are closed.|''THE GINGER ALE INCIDENT'' cast<br />by [https://twitter.com/_iznj/status/1417632733044658179 '''@_iznj''']
File:Judges You From A Cool, Respectable Distance.png|Zack Sanders & [[Nagomi Nava]]<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks Olive]'''
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File:Judges You From A Cool, Respectable Distance.png|Zack Sanders & [[Nagomi Nava]]<br />by [https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks '''Olive''']
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File:🚚🌻.png|alt=A digital drawing of Sunbeams players Paula Reddick and Zack Sanders. Paula is a person with medium brown skin wearing a blue cloak over a pair of brownish-tan work overalls, which are in turn over a white shirt with rolled up cuffed sleeves. Hir wavy grey hair and the hood of the cloak are obscuring the top half of hir face. Shi is sitting and resting hir arms on hir legs. Zack, a darker skinned Black woman with sunflowers curling up around her arms and legs, is sitting next to her. Zack is wearing a cornflower blue button up shirt with a red ribbon around the collar, a black skirt that ends above the knee, and tall lace-up red sneakers. Her left elbow is on her knee, and she's smiling, resting her face in her left hand. A small sunflower obscures her right eye, and two more bloom behind her on each side.|Zack Sanders & [[Paula Reddick]]<br />by [https://twitter.com/viciathief/status/1451592947288395781 '''@viciathief''']
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File:BFFL​​.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Iggy Delacruz arguing with Zack Sanders over who gets to be Alvin in their Alvin and the Chipmunks group costume. In the foreground, Miguel James is crouched and holding up a peace sign.|''BFFL''<br />by [https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1442661852689932290 '''Ash''']
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File:Zackie!.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Sunbeams player Zack Sanders, an individual with brown skin, sunflower petals for hair, freckles across her cheeks, and leafy, vine covered skin. They're wearing a yellow striped Sunbeams jersey and smiling. The background is light yellow.|by [https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks/status/1379955324459773953 '''Olive''']
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File:Losing Hope.jpg|alt=Digital drawing of the moment Miguel James attempted to save Zack Sanders's life during the opening of the Hellmouth, but instead accidentally caught her on fire when he spontaneously burst into flames, killing her. It depicts the two of them engulfed in flames on either sides of the sun, cut in half by a jagged black shadow.|''Losing Hope''<br />by [https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1448142371451981825 '''Ash''']
 
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File:Zack.jpg|by '''[https://twitter.com/CHURGALAX/status/1301991653692104705 @churgalax]'''
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File:Zack.jpg|by [https://twitter.com/CHURGALAX/status/1301991653692104705 '''@churgalax''']
 
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Revision as of 16:31, 28 October 2021

Zack Sanders is a pitcher for the Hellmouth Sunbeams, and has been with the team since the Season 16 elections. Sanders has played for the Philly Pies.

Official League Records

Sanders joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Moab Sunbeams with the Return of Blaseball.

During the Season 6 elections the Hellmouth Sunbeams received the Move the Mounds Closer blessing and benefited from the Sharing Signs blessing the Boston Flowers received, resulting in a combined 10.5 11.1 stat increase.

During the Season 9 elections the Hellmouth Sunbeams received the Mutually Arising blessing, resulting in a combined 11.1 11.5 stat increase.

During the Season 10 elections the Sunbeams benefited from the Sharing Signs blessing the Unlimited Tacos received, decreasing Sanders' pitching from 2.4 2.1 .

During the Coffee Cup, Sanders played for Atlético Latte as a lineup player.

During the Season 13 elections the Sunbeams benefited from all four "Bubble" blessings, which increased Sanders' pitching and defense by 4%.

Sanders was traded to the Philly Pies in exchange for Elvis Figueroa during the Season 15 elections via the Sunbeams' Equivalent Exchange will.

During the Season 16 elections, Sanders' pitching increased from 2.6 3.9 and batting decreased 3.2 2.9 as a result of the Pies' Transfuse will. Sanders was then traded to the Hellmouth Sunbeams in exchange for Elvis Figueroa via the Sunbeams' Equivalent Exchange will.

Over the course of Season 23, Sanders entered and exited the Sunbeams' Shadows three times as a result of Lower Moab Scenic Overlook Field Fax Machine events, ending the Season in the Shadows.

On Season 24, Day 32, Sanders rejoined the Sunbeams' pitching rotation in exchange for Miguel James at Lower Moab Scenic Overlook Field via the Ratified Fax Machine.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Personal Life

According to the pseudo-official Sunbeams twitter account, Sanders "know[s] twelve martial arts and none of them are good".

Sanders is well-known for their unique tornado-style windup and delivery, which tends to cause sandstorms on the field. It is unknown if this has anything to do with Sanders's last name, or if the presence of the word "sand" in both the name Sanders and the word sandstorm is purely a coincidence.

Sanders was an avid sunflower seed chewer, according to multiple teammates.

Sanders remains dedicated to their practice of the martial arts despite their transformation, and have even benefited from the change. They are now on track to excel at one martial art and be no good at only 11 of them. Which martial art is currently unknown, but Sanders has confirmed that they are "totally killin' it." Sanders is also a member of the Hellmouth Beautification Society, as their half-plant status makes them somewhat of an expert on what plants need in order to thrive in the Hellmouth.

Sanders runs a blog, "Zack's Basks", at sunscale.com, where she reviews remote locations around Utah and Hellmouth for how nice they are to rest in motionless for several days at a time and absorb sunlight.[1] Her blog output dipped a little towards the end of season six, when she began to spend more time with Boston Flowers hitter Hiroto Cerna, but picked up again following the arrival of a newly-draconic Hendricks Richardson to the Sunbeams. Richardson and Sanders are often heard discussing ideal sunbathing spots in the lockers before games.

Appearance (Helioanthropy)

Sanders underwent a dramatic transformation sometime in Season 2 or Season 3.

Multiple theories as to the nature of the change have been documented:

  • Some speculate that after the Book was opened in Season 2, and the resulting transformation of the Moab Desert into the Hellmouth, Sanders also was transformed.
  • The more supported theory is that in Season 3 when the events of the Blasphemy took place and The Peanut appeared, Sanders was evaporated as one of the perpetrators. The Sunbeams assumes an incineration took place, but were confused by the lack of a new player joining the team.[2] During the next inning of the game a sunflower sprouted and rapidly grew from the clothing, and began to play.

The Heliolatry, specifically the Children of the Bright Light, have issued this statement regarding the transformation: "The Sun took pity on Sanders. Using Its glorious light, it imbued the single remaining sunflower seed resulting in Sanders being reborn in Its image."[3][4]

Sanders's head is constantly pointed towards The Sun when during the helioanthropic transformation.

According to game records: Since their initial transmogrification, Sanders can be found in either their original human form, or their allegedly Sun-gifted floral form. Which form they take seems to be directly influenced by their level of vibes, with higher levels bringing forth their full sunflower power. Naturally, Sanders likes to practice the many meditations they have learned during their studies of twelve martial arts to "bring out the bloom" as they refer to their transformations.

The Photosynthetics Sect of the Heliolatry has taken a special interest in Sanders's helioanthropy, even so far as certain members attempting to recreate the rumored circumstances that began the process. So far there have been no successful results.

Trivia

  • Sanders is a fashion pioneer when it comes to petal hairstyles. Or at least, that’s what she’s told.
  • Sanders was known in high school for being one half of a dynamic duo who threw rocks at Emmett Internet. Reportedly, he enjoyed it.
  • Sanders's fans call their fanbase the "Standers."
  • Sanders and their teammate, Iggy Delacruz, have become a figure skating duo since their experience on Atlético Latte in the Coffee Cup. Despite being both rivals and best friends their justification is that because “them hating each other creates off the ice drama they can bring to their on the ice routines or something along those lines.” Nobody fully gets what this means, but they’re not great at ice skating.
  • Sanders finds koalas adorable and keeps three different albums of koala photos on her phone that she claims are organized by vibes.
  • Sanders keeps a secret spice collection. It currently numbers 14. She is looking for three more, and something horrible, or wonderful, will happen when she finds them.

Fan Works

Fanfiction
For more fanfiction see the 'Zack Sanders' tag on AO3

Videos

References

  1. While Sanders has always been the primary blog author, occasional guest contributors have included Tigers player Ren Morin, Alaynabella Hollywood prior to her move to the Flowers, and several cacti from around the Colorado Plateau.
  2. Randall Marijuana was the only teammate unaware anything took place.
  3. There could be no follow-up investigation to this claim as no Pale Eyed members would comment.
  4. Also this specific member promptly jumped into the Hellmouth after this comment was received.