Hawai'i Fridays

Hawai'i Fridays
Division	Mild Low
Ballpark	Wherever the vibes are right
Modifications	Blood ThiefIn the Blood Bath each season, this team will steal Stars from a division opponent that finished ahead of them in the standings.  Soundproof (Season 6)Player: This Player cannot be caught in Feedback's reality flickers. Team: Players on this Team cannot be caught in Feedback's reality flickers. See also: Glossary  Targeted Shame (Season 10)Teams with Targeted Shame will start with negative runs the game after being shamed. See also: Glossary  The Fifth Base (Season 10)Ballpark: Teams playing in this Ballpark must run five bases instead of four. Team: This Team must run five bases instead of four. See also: Glossary
Home Location	Hawai'i
Team Slogan	"It's Island Time!"
Team Colors	#3EE652, #A4F566, #F8B93A, #11A6C2, #E67575
Emoji	🏝️
Rivals	None
Social media	Twitter 1, Twitter 2

The Hawai'i Fridays are a blaseball team in the Mild Low division of the Mild League. They are an inaugural member of Internet League Blaseball, and were previously in the Chaotic Good division of the Good League. Officially recognized as the most chill team, they frequently arrive late to games as they are always on island time.

Roster

Lineup

• Fletcher Yamamoto
• Jacob Winner
• Juice Collins
• Nagomi Mcdaniel
• Spears Taylor
• Sutton Dreamy
• Alyssa Harrell
• Christian Combs

Pitchers

• Montgomery Bullock
• Stevenson Heat
• James Mora
• Gabriel Griffith
• Evelton McBlase

Former Players

Incinerated

Season 3 group portrait by Hummingbelle.

• Fitzgerald Massey (Season 2, Day 13)
• Jessi Wise (Season 2, Day 74)
• Sam Solis (Season 3, Day 67)
• Hendricks Rangel (Season 3, Day 76)
• Sebastian Sunshine (Season 3, Day 76)
• Thomas England (Season 4, Day 86)

Feedback Swaps

• Basilio Fig (Season 4, Day 82; replaced by Baldwin Breadwinner)
• Terrell Bradley (Season 7, Day 73; replaced by Alyssa Harrell)
• Sixpack Dogwalker (Season 9, Day 69; replaced by Gabriel Griffith)

Transferred

• Nolanestophia Patterson (Transferred to the Hades Tigers due to Nagomi Mcdaniel's Season 1 postseason defection to the Fridays)
• Nagomi Mcdaniel (Transferred to the Breckenridge Jazz Hands under Highway Robbery Blessing at the end of Season 3 for Bevan Underbuck).
• Elijah Valenzuela (Transferred to the Breckenridge Jazz Hands by the Popular by Association blessing at the end of Season 7)
• Karato Bean (Transferred to the Houston Spies by the Lottery Pick blessing at the end of Season 7)
• Aldon Cashmoney (Transferred to the Hades Tigers for Spears Taylor by the Blind Date blessing at the end of Season 8)
• York Silk (stolen by THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS during Season 9, Day X, no replacement)
• Evelton McBlase II (Transferred to the Baltimore Crabs for Nagomi Mcdaniel by the People's Champions blessing at the end of Season 10)
• Baldwin Breadwinner(Transferred to the Baltimore Crabs for Sutton Dreamy by the People's Champions blessing at the end of Season 10)
• Bevan Underbuck (Transferred to the Baltimore Crabs for Montgomery Bullock by the People's Champions blessing at the end of Season 10)

Season Results

Season	Record	Win %	Division Placement	Season Notes
1	48-51	.485	4th
2	45-54	.455	4th
3	48-51	.485	4th
4	44-55	.444	tied 4th
5	48-51	.485	2nd
6	31-68	.313	5th
7	39-60	.394	5th
8	36-63	.364	4th

Blessings and Decrees

In the Season 7 election, the Fridays recieved six blessings:

• Popular by Association - stole Aldon Cashmoney from the Breckenridge Jazz Hands for Elijah Valenzuela
• Lottery Pick - stole Evelton McBlase II from the Houston Spies for Karato Bean
• The Shame Bubble - gave all teams outside the Mild Low division Targeted Shame
• Humblebrag - Made Jacob Winner Idol Immune, preventing them from being idolized by fans
• Center of Attention - Made York Silk a Super Idol, doubling the payout from Idol pendants for players idolizing Silk.
• Exploratory Surgeries - Randomized James Mora's pitching stars from to , then from to , then from to

In the Season 10 election, the Fridays won the People's Champions blessing, trading Evelton McBlase II, Baldwin Breadwinner, and Bevan Underbuck for Nagomi Mcdaniel, Sutton Dreamy, and Montgomery Bullock. The Fridays also benefited from the effects of the Shadow Ban Together blessing won by the Charleston Shoe Thieves, boosting their shadows by 3%.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Vibes

For more team-related Vibes, see Hawai'i Fridays/History.

The Fridays are blessed/cursed by Our Lady of Perpetual Friday. For the Fridays, it is always island time. Players cannot feel the passing of the hours for it is always late afternoon on Friday, a time to stop worrying about the trials of the week and instead a time to hang out with family and friends. No matter the temperature, the Fridays experience the weather as a cool 70-something degrees with a pleasant ocean breeze. The smell of pit oven smoke lingers around them. They are fun at parties.

Newspaper clipping of some Season 2 Hawai'i Fridays players chilling together.

The Fridays are a workers' cooperative where each player owns an equal stake in the team. Departing players give their shares to transfers. There are outside sponsors, such as singer-songwriter Rebecca Black. There are no coaches, managers, or non-player owners. Everyone on the team fills these roles simultaneously.

The Fridays never go home from a game before having a nice cookout with the opposing team. Fan cheers include the classic "TGIF!', the lengthier "TGIFE24HADAFH" (Thank God It's Friday Every 24 Hours All Days Are Friday Here), "GRILL'S UP!" during the 7th inning protein snack, "WSSSHHH!" (wave noises), and "IT'S ISLAND TIME!" (the team motto).

Stadium

The Fridays do not have a proper stadium and prefer to play wherever the vibes feel the best.

The lack of a set stadium means there is no PA system, and so batters are played to the box by the combination of Stevenson Heat on ukulele and Jimmy Mora on vocals (even while either are on the mound), the duo unofficially called 'More Heat'.

The Fridays traditionally set up their snack and frosty drink carts next to third base. This leads to many Fridays players getting thrown out trying to steal third, as they forget about the game and leisurely stroll over to check out the cart. Efforts to move the carts to a less accessible and game-altering place have been strongly resisted by batter Elijah Valenzuela ("All such things should be freely available to the people.") and pitcher Stevenson Heat ("I just gets real hungry sometimes, you know?").

The Fridays no longer have a fourth base, as their original one gained sentience to become Evelton McBlase. As such, the team uses Daddy Bradley's lucky ballcap to mark its location during games. Due to the chill nature of the team, the placement of the ballcap is never exact and that often results in differing lengths of the first and third blase lines from game-to-game.

Season 3 team members relaxing between games.

Uniform

There is no Fridays uniform. Players wear whatever they want—sometimes in team colors, sometimes not. (Always in 'aloha shirt' patterns.) Despite not having a uniform, the Fridays do have a dress code: if wearing a shirt, at least one button must be unbuttoned to feel the ocean breeze. It is unclear if any player has read the dress code.

Rivals

None.

Friends

The Dallas Steaks, Chicago Firefighters, Unlimited Tacos, Kansas City Breath Mints, San Francisco Lovers, Boston Flowers, Charleston Shoe Thieves, Yellowstone Magic, New York Millennials, Hades Tigers, Philly Pies, Baltimore Crabs, Mexico City Wild Wings, Hellmouth Sunbeams, Canada Moist Talkers, Breckenridge Jazz Hands, Seattle Garages, Miami Dale, and Houston Spies are always invited to post-game cookouts.

Mascots

There is no official team mascot. At various times, the Fridays mascot has been: any bird in the vicinity of the game currently going on (often Hawai'ian honeycreepers, such as Fletcher Yamamoto himself), a fan dressed up as a volcano, Our Lady of Perpetual Friday, C O C O N U T, or literally anything silly that shows up to the game. Lately, Gabriel Griffith has taken it upon himself to act as a mascot when not pitching.

Sponsorships

Blaseball players of various teams having fun at a Fridays beach cookout.

The official drink of the Fridays is Mountain Dew® Baja Blast Freeze. Unofficial drinks include piña colada, margarita, Capri Sun, Sunny D, Pineapple Spindrift, and (not really a drink) Hawai'ian-style shave ice. These are kind of like mascots.

Although the team has no owners, this almost changed due to the persistent need for 'drink money' in the lead-up to Season 2. T.G.I. Friday's restaurateur Daniel R. Scoggin attempted to buy the team. On his way to seal the deal, however, Scoggin got lost at sea. The deal accordingly never took place, although T.G.I. Friday's did manage to secure a minor sponsorship for mascot rights, which simply means that the team serves the T.G.I. Friday's drink menu at home games (e.g. THE BEST FRIDAYS™ MARGARITA, etc.).

Memorabilia

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  Team cap.

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  Fridays blaseball plogs (or Tlopps brand Ploggs), Season 4.

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  Fridays clock purchasable in the beachside gift shop.

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  Tlopps blaseball cards for the Season 3 team.

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  Out on the Beach Blaseball 21 for the Nintendo Switch.

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  Beanball for the Game Boy Color, first in a series of games featuring Fridays mainstay Karato Bean.