Blessings

Blessings are statistical bonuses granted to a randomly selected player on a team, with each team chosen by lottery. Blaseball participants may vote on any blessings for their team during the entirety of a season. At the end of each season (after the postseason games), the benefactor of each blessing is announced and awarded, in descending order of win percentage.

More participants voting on a particular blessing for their team means that their team is more likely, but not guaranteed, to be awarded said blessing. This dynamic was especially evident in Season 2, when the San Francisco Lovers were awarded with one blessing despite having approximately 0% of that blessing's vote.

History of Blessings

Blessings awarded to each team are recorded in the articles for each Season.

• Season 1
• Season 2
• Season 3
• Season 4
• Season 5
• Season 6
• Season 7
• Season 8
• Season 9
• Season 10
• Season 11
• Season 12
• Season 13

Known Blessings

Name	In-Game Description	Season(s)
Team Boost	Your team goes to a team-building workshop. This will boost your team's stats overall by 6%.	1
Hitting Boost	Give your players cups of Yes Plz coffee. This will boost your team's hitting by 10%.	1
Pitching Boost	Your pitchers each grow an extra finger. This will boost your team's pitching by 10%.	1
Max Out Hitter	This will max out the hitting stats of a random hitter on your team.	1
Max Out Pitcher	This will max out the hitting stats of a random pitcher on your team.	1
Steal Best Hitter	This will steal the highest rated hitter in the league to your team.	1
Steal Best Pitcher	This will steal the highest rated pitcher in the league to your team.	1
Randomize Players	Your five worst players will be sent into deep hypnosis, randomizing their stats.	1
Performance Enhancing Demons	Mggoka match ng strike fm'latghor. Fm'latgh. +8% Team Overall	2, 3
Yes Plz!	Wake up your hitters with a cup of Yes Plz coffee. +10% Team Hitting	2
Pseudo-Thumbs	Pseudo-Thumbs burst from the skin on the opposite of your pitchers' hands. +10% Team Pitching	2, 3
Wind Sprints	Run. +15% Team Baserunning	2
The Rack	+15% Team Defense	2, 3, 4
Seduction	Swing Away. The best hitter in the league joins your team.	2, 5
Defection	It's business. The best pitcher in the league joins your team.	2
Bloodlust	URRRRRRGGHHHHHH. Maxes the stats of a random player on your team.	2, 3
Gunblade Bat	A random hitter on your team will gain the Gunblade Bat, maxing out their hitting stats.	2
Literal Arm Cannon	A random pitcher on your team will gain an arm cannon, maxing out their pitching stats.	2
Soul Swap	They won't stop screaming. Randomizes your team's 5 worst players.	2, 5
Blood Sacrifice	Your team sacrifices a fan from the stands. The Gods show favor. Your team will win all tiebreakers.	2
Anticapitalism, Brought To You By Friends At The Table	Your team will become fully anticapitalist.	3
Rigour Mortis	Stiff Limbs. -10% team baserunning to your team's division opponents.	3
Evil Wind Sprints	The Wind can be Evil. Run. +15% Team Baserunning	3, 4
Bloodlust	URRRRRRGGHHHHHH. Maxes the stats of a random player on your team.	3
Highway Robbery	The best player in the league joins your team.	3
Headhunter	The best hitter in your team's subleague (Mild or Wild) joins your team.	3, 6
Vulture	The best player in your team's division joins your team.	3, 6
Pretty Plz?	Feed your hitters coffee grounds. Team hitting changes from -5% to +15%	3, 7
Team-Building Exercise	Re-rolls your team's three worst players	3
Summoning Circle	Re-rolls your team's 3 worst hitters	3, 4
Exploratory Surgeries	Re-rolls your team's 3 worst pitchers	3, 4, 7
Exile	Send your team's worst hitter to a random other team. Receive a random player back.	3
Go Away	Send your team's worst pitcher to a random team. Receive a random player back.	3
Solidarity	Improve your Team's Max Vibes by 15%	4, 5
Keeping it Wavy, Presented by Friends at the Table	Improve your Team's Min Vibes by 15%	4
Getting in Their Heads (Literally)	Impair your Division opponents' Max Vibes by 7%	4
Questioning Their Every Decision	Just asking questions. Impair your Division opponents' Min Vibes by 7%	4
Precognition	Vision of things to come. Improve 3 random hitters on your team by one Star (20%)	4
Extra Elbows	Improve 3 random pitchers on your team by one Star (20%)	4
The Best Defense	Is good offense. Swap your best hitting pitcher into your lineup.	4, 6
The Best Offense	Is good defense. Swap your best pitching hitter into your rotation.	4, 6
Mutual Aid	Praxis. Swap the positions of your worst hitter and worst pitcher.	4, 5
Non-Dominant Arms	Maybe try throwing with the other one? Team pitching changes anywhere from -5% to +15%	4
Grappling Hook	Item. A random player on your team gets improved Baserunning and Defense.	4
Mushroom	Item. A random player on your team becomes BIG. Increased Power, Max Vibe. Decreased Baserunning.	4
Zombies, Run! Presents Horde Hallucinations	They're coming! Improve your Team's Baserunning anywhere from -8% to +24%.	5
Rollback Netcode	Improve your Team's Overall rating anywhere from -3% to +9%.	5
Bad Neighbors	Impair your Division opponents' Overall rating by 3%.	5
Katamari	Grab everything you can. Improve your Team's Defense anywhere from -8% to +24%.	5
Keeping it Wavy	Improve your Team's Min Vibes by 15%	5
Falling Stars	Improve 4 random players on your team by one Star (20%).	5
The Plan? Hit from the Mound	Steal the best hitting pitcher in the league.	5
The Plan? Pitch from the Plate	Steal the best pitching hitter in the league.	5
Fireproof Jacket	Armor. Protect a random Player on your team from incinerations.	5, 6
Flame-Resistant Foam	Your team is protected from Incinerations for the following season.	5
Noise-Cancelling Headphones	Have you heard a thing we said? Armor. Protect a random Player on your team from Feedback.	5
Wax	Your team is protected from Feedback for the following season.	5
Rate and Review, brought to you by The Multitude Podcast Collective	Boost your team's most Idolized player by 25%.	6
Collect Call	Dial Zero. Call in the Alternate for the least Idolized player on your team.	6
Lottery Pick	Steal the 14th Most Idolized Player in the League.	6, 7, 8
Who?	Never heard of them. Maximize and steal the least Idolized player in the league.	6
Headliners	Arrange your lineup in order of their Idolatry.	6, 7
Party Line	Hello? Who's there? Replace a player on your team with the Alternate of a random player from another team.	6, 8
Spin Attack	Gotta Go Fast. Boost Your Team's Speed by 15%.	6
Ooze	Learn its secrets. Boost Your Team's Power by 10%.	6
Mutually Arising	Keep your enemies closer. Improve your entire division by 2%.	6
Sharing Signs	It's not stealing if we all do it. Improve your division by +10% hitting, -5% pitching.	6
Move the Mounds Closer	They won't notice. Improve your division by +10% pitching, -5% hitting.	6
Single-Season Fourth Strike	Mulligan. Your Team gets the Fourth-Strike next Season.	6
Gravity Boots	Armor. Prevent a random player on your team from being Reverbed.	6
Night Vision Goggles	Item. Random player on your team hits 50% better during Solar Eclipses.	6
Shrink Ray	Get Tiny. Item. Random player on your team gets smaller strike zone, increased Baserunning, decreased Power.	6
Popular By Association	OMG they noticed us. Steal a random player from the Idol Leaderboard.	7
Champs in the Making	Steal 3 random players from the Internet Series Champion.	7
The Iffey Jr.	Item. A sawed-off bat of protection. Impossible to wield. Minimize a Player, but they shield your team from incineration.	7
Hot Sauce Packet	Single-Serving Heat. Make a random player on your team Spicy.	7
Paracausal Event	Because, that's why. Re-rolls your team's 3 worst hitters.	7
Blind Date	Steal the 21st Most Idolized Player on the Leaderboard.	7, 8
Shame Bubble	Give all of the teams that are not in your division Targeted Shame.	7
Closed Circuit	Plug in. Give your team Electric blood type.	7
HumbleBrag	Everyone kept chanting my name, it was SO EMBARRASSING. Protect a Player from being Idolized.	7
Center of Attention	Look at me. Most Idolized player on your team gives double-payouts as an Idol.	7
Scorpler's Jacket	Armor. Protect a random Player on your team from Incinerations.	7
Hand-Me Downs	Steal Armor from a random player on an opposing team.	7
New Recruit	Recruit a rookie to be the 10th player in your lineup.	7
Downsizing	Remove the worst player from your lineup. Your lineup is now shorter.	7
Jelly Legs	Stretch. Reroll your 3 worst Baserunners' baserunning.	7
Stickum	Cover yourselves in the stuff. Re-roll your three worst Defenders' defense.	7
Forever Physical	Keep a Random Player on your team Stable.	8
Radical Alchemy	Re-rolls your team's three worst players.	8
Anti Burnout	Your team is protected from Incinerations for the following season.	8
Replacement Elbows	Where did you find these? Improve 3 random pitchers on your team by one Star (20%)	8
Promo Code	Enter the code. Recruit a rookie to be the 6th player in your Rotation.	8
Affinity for Crows	Oh, that’s what they do. Your team will play 50% Better in Bird Weather.	8
Home Field Advantage	No place like home. Your Team starts with 1 Run when playing at home.	8
Composite	Reinforced. Remove the Worst Player from your Rotation. Your Rotation is now shorter.	8
Who? You Too?	Never heard of them. Maximize and steal the least Idolized player in the league.	8
Thief in the Night	Under the cover of darkness. Steal a Pitcher from a Divisional Opponent's Shadows.	8
Precognition	Vision of things to come. Improve 3 random hitters on your team by one Star (20%)	8
New Kid	A warm welcome. Incinerate the Least Idolized Player on Your Team.	8
Barrel of Tiny Eggs	Feed the Hall Monitor. Fans of your team receive a big barrel of peanuts.	8
Divisional Swap	Swap your team into the other Division in your Subleague.	8
Subleague Swap	Swap your team into another Division in the opposite Subleague.	8
Astroturf	The grass is greener on the other side. Give your team Grass Blood Type.	8
Base Instincts	Succumb. Give your team Base Blood Type.	8

Mystery Blessings

After Season 1 blessings were awarded, Umpires Chaff announced two more blessings that "happened at the same time as the regular election but were not officially part of said election." The umpire then stated, "I've added these transactions to the site as public knowledge."

It is unclear if mystery blessings are a regular element of Blaseball; some participants have speculated that one partially-redacted rule in the Book of Blaseball might refer to these mystery blessings.

Name	In-Game Description	Season(s)
Mystery Defection	[Player A] mysteriously defected to [Team B]. [Player B] swapped to [Team A]. There's still no clear answer for why this happened.	1
Mysterious Improvement	[Player] mysteriously improved to [number] stars after being traded from [Team A] to [Team B]. An investigation may be incoming.	1

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