Baltimore Crabs/Season 10

🦀 Baltimore Crabs
Season 10
Dates	October 12, 2020 - October 18, 2020
← Previous	Season 9
Next →	Season 11
Results
Postseason	Win 3-0 against 🌞 Win 3-0 against 💋 Win 3-(-1) against 👟 ILB Champions ●●●
Overall Record	69-30
Divine Favor	14
Division	1st in High Wild
League	1st in High League
ILB Placement	1st overall
Modifiers	Blood PityIn the Blood Bath each season, this team must give Stars to the team that finished last in their division.  Targeted Shame (Season 8)Teams with Targeted Shame will start with negative runs the game after being shamed. See also: Glossary
Suns destroyed	1
League Info
Active Rules	Eat The RichAt the end of each Season, the Fans with the top 1% of Coins will have their funds redistributed throughout the 99%.  Party TimeA Team will enter Party Time if receiving 1 Win per remaining game would not land them in the Postseason. In Party Time, they'll receive random Stat Boosts from Partying. See also: Glossary  Wild CardsAt the end of the regular season, 1 Wild Card will be drawn at random from the remaining Teams in each Sub-League to receive a Postseason Birth.
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause 10 99 + Jacoby Podcast 🦀 Postseason Birth 10 EL00 - Nagomi Mcdaniel + Evelton McBlase II 🏝️ Blessing (🏝️) People's Champion 10 EL01 - Sutton Dreamy + Baldwin Breadwinner 🏝️ Blessing (🏝️) People's Champion 10 EL02 - Montgomery Bullock + Bevan Underbuck 🏝️ Blessing (🏝️) People's Champion An error in the election created Bontgomery Mullock, sent to the Lovers
Postseason
Microphoned Players	Tillman Henderson, feedbacked with Jaylen Hotdogfingers ⚾ - Tillman Henderson + Jaylen Hotdogfingers 👟 - Jaylen Hotdogfingers + Tillman Henderson
Blessings
Popular by Association   + Bontgomery Mullock   💋 Milo Brown -> Shadows People's Champions   🦀 - Nagomi Mcdaniel + Evelton McBlase II   🏝️ - Evelton McBlase II + Nagomi Mcdaniel   🦀 - Sutton Dreamy + Baldwin Breadwinner   🏝️ - Baldwin Breadwinner + Sutton Dreamy   🦀 - Montgomery Bullock + Bevan Underbuck   🏝️ - Bevan Underbuck + Montgomery Bullock
Post-election
Other Events	Ascension:  -Baltimore Crabs

The Baltimore Crabs' Season 10 ...

Starting Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Tot Fox Forrest Best Nagomi McDaniel Kennedy Loser Luis Acevedo Sutton Dreamy Parker Parra Silvaire Roadhouse Pedro Davids	Brock Forbes Montgomery Bullock Adalberto Tosser Finn James
Shadows
Axel Campbell Pierre Haley Rosa Holloway Miguel Peterson Robbins Schmitt Alexandria Hess Joyner Rugrat Javier Howe Elijah Glover Thomas Marsh Matheo Tanaka Squid Galvanic

Election Outcomes

Tidings

• Crabs Ascend
  • The Baltimore Crabs have been Called Up.
  • Good Luck on your Journey!
  • They shall be replaced in the ILB by the Tokyo Lift.

Decrees

• Black Hole passed with 343,191 Votes, 50% of all Decree Votes.
  • TIME TANGLES
  • RETROCAUSAL EVENT RECORDED
  • INITIATING PLAYBACK:
  • WARNING: SUN 1 LOW FUEL
  • PRESSURE AT CRITICAL
  • SUN 2 WAIVERS

Blessings

• Popular by Association blessed the San Francisco Lovers.
  
  • The Lovers add Montgomery Bullock.
  • Milo Brown retreats to the Shadows...
  • TIME UNTANGLES
  • TWO THREADS EMERGE
  • The Lovers add Bontgomery Mullock.
    • Both the San Francisco Lovers and the Hawai'i Fridays paradoxically stole the same player. One of the two was renamed to differentiate them.
• People's Champions blessed the Hawai'i Fridays.
  
  • The Hawai'i Fridays stole hitter Nagomi Mcdaniel, from the Baltimore Crabs. They sent back Evelton McBlase II.
  • The Hawai'i Fridays stole hitter Sutton Dreamy, from the Baltimore Crabs. They sent back Baldwin Breadwinner.
  • The Hawai'i Fridays stole pitcher Montgomery Bullock, from the Baltimore Crabs. They sent back Bevan Underbuck.
  • The Fridays had 6% of the votes. The New York Millennials were the highest bidders with 13% of the votes. 440,594 votes were cast.
    • Both the San Francisco Lovers and the Hawai'i Fridays paradoxically stole the same player. One of the two was renamed to differentiate them.

Season Overview

Claws Up

Art of Tot destroying the Sun by Toasthaste

The following summary mixes canon events with community lore.
In the regular season the Crabs were able to achieve the ideal crabs win count - 69, a reference to the astrological sign of Cancer. In play, Kennedy Loser also notably was on base of the incineration of the Yellowstone Magic pitcher Annie Roland. After throwing 3 balls, she was incinerated, and Loser drew a walk. Finn James also threw a perfect game on Day 72 - only the third in the Discipline Era. Impressively she only threw 4 strikeouts for the whole game.

At the end of season 10, the league also achieved their second necromancy, where former Crab Tillman Henderson was raised from the Hall of Flames. Unfortunately since he swapped with star pitcher Jaylen Hotdogfingers this meant that he was once again a terrible pitcher, but for the Charleston Shoe Thieves.

After a strong season and sweeping the first two rounds of the playoffs the Crabs met the Shoe Thieves for a rematch in the finals. On their third and final game of the series Tot Fox batted in Silvaire Roadhouse to score the 10th run and destroyed the Sun and Moon, which swallowed one of the Shoe thieves' Wins, leading to the series to be at -1 - 2. In order to save the lives of the fans and players who unwittingly hosted that season's partytime on the moon, the blaseball gods were forced to untangle the causality for the escape shuttles to make it out on time, though many still argue that this means Tot Fox has the highest K/D ratio in blaseball. The final run was scored in a classic Crabs setup, with Forrest Best reaching on a fielder’s choice, and Nagomi Mcdaniel at bat. After stealing his way to third base, Mcdaniel hit a sacrifice fly, bringing Forrest home and sealing ascension for the Crabs.

After the game the Crabs faced off against the Shelled One's Pods in Day X, and were defeated in the bottom of the first inning despite a solid performance from Brock Forbes. Regardless of their defeat, this third championship victory did trigger ascension and the Crabs were called up to the Big Leagues. While the league watched them go, they wished them Godspeed on their way to wherever they were going.

Election

Despite their ascension, the Crabs were unfortunately still able to be targeted by blessings which resulted them losing Nagomi Mcdaniel, Sutton Dreamy, and Montgomery Bullock to the Hawai'i Fridays as a result of the People’s Champion blessing. The Crabs received the Friday’s three worst players - Bevan Underbuck, Baldwin Breadwinner, and Evelton McBlase II.

Curiously the Crabs also managed to lose Montgomery Bullock to the San Francisco Lovers as a result of the Popular by association blessing. In an entanglement of time related to Tot's earlier opening of the Leagues' first Black Hole, and subsequent destruction of the Moon and Sun, Bontgomery Mullock was created, and they were sent to the Lovers.