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Navigation is a mechanic that became available to teams in the Earl Siesta of Season 24, and was a central mechanic for the end of the Expansion Era.
Opening up the Map
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hello
This is Parker MacMillan IIIII speaking
I am the Blaseball Commissioner
I'm not sure what's happening
I don't know if we can fix it
But I know She doesn't care what happens to you
She doesn't care where you end up
It's not fair
You deserve a say
But you gotta go fast
Don't give up
Help each other
Get moving
hey
commish called
all hands on deck
We will handle this.
Fuel
The Vault
EMERGENCY ALERT
SALMON RUN UPSTREAM
HARVEST TRACKING INITIATED
This is no reason to panic.
"At the Final Out
Dawn of a zeroed Horizon
The Historian Steels Second"
"Awaiting Sacrifice"
"Affording Scoring Position"
What have you done to Our Suns?
- Queens
- Georgias
Force
The Desert
touch down
sunbeams
⠀--------⠀
over time
tear down
sand traps
spikes set
rebuild
charge the mound
trust the process
We overestimated you, Sunbeams.
Y-- can't d- th-s.
- Lovers
- Spies
- Tacos
- Magic
- Shoe Thieves
- Sunbeams
- Paws
- Mechanics
- Fire Fighters
Rushing the Mound
Wh-t are you doi--
Wh-t -re y-- do---
Th-s beh-v--r -- unac--pt--le
The Hall
The Moist Talkers were the first to reach the Hall on Day x, and received the following message from the Monitor.
hey talkers
how did you get here?
slippery
your pals are inside
can't let you in yet
busy
aiding the others
but stay near
Where do you think you're going?
- Flowers
- Jazz Hands
- Garages
- Moist Talkers
- Steaks
- Millennials
- Tigers
Going Rouge
Sn-ckh-ld-rs
W- a-e be—-g Che-t-d
Ou- I-tell-ct—-l Pr-pe-ty ha- b-en vi-late-
O-r P-ized A—-ets Tak-n
S-olen f-om Us
T-is is no- Fair P-—y
B-t w-th you- Co-tribut-o-s
Wi-h y-ur -ard wo-k
Y-—r sacrifice
W- w-—l B-ild ba-k
Be-t-r t-an ev-r -efore
O-r g-owth -s expo-en-ial
Endle-s
Et-rnal
no
bad news boss
i quit
oh hey
i can let you in now
or out, i guess
just sneak out
i'm off duty
get out there
you're on deck
close up shop
- Hawai'i Fridays
- Kansas City Breath Mints
The Horizon
The final quadrant of the Map was the Horizon. This was the only quadrant not associated with any entity, and primarily interacted with play through the [[Black Hole Black Hole weather condition. The Ohio Worms were the first to reach that corner of the map, but there was no additional message when they arrived. Instead, on Day 27 the Black Hole (Black Hole) began to nullify rules, items, and ballpark modifications until on Day 79 the Black Hole (Black Hole) Nullified the Philly Pies who were on the corner of the Horizon's quadrant.
The scattered Boss responded with:
N-! Ge- b--k h-r- Pie-!
--! Ge- b--k h-r- Pie-!
As the Rogue teams rushed the coin, the following message appeared, and the Boss appeared to melt as She was being pushed into the Supernova.
St-p
W--t
Y-- c--’t d- t---
--o d- y-u th--k y-- ---
W- w--- W--
-e alw--- W--
We'r- F-ns
J-st l-ke y--
[MELTING SOUNDS]
With that, the Boss no longer appeared on the site, taking the very concept of money with her, as coins also disappeared from the site. Any fans providing aid, or teams attempting to steer, were able to use any remaining snacks and donate them to the cause.
This victory was short lived however, as the following emergency alert appeared on the site.
EMERGENCY ALERT
CURRENTS MERGE
TIDES SPAGHETTIFY
BLACK HOLE (BLACK HOLE) EXPANDS
With the threat of the Black Hole (Black Hole) coming from the Horizon, Lootcrates appeared to offer the following;
"An Open Vault
Advances Runners
Escaping Horizon"
"The Historian Calls Safe"
Going forward, any team that reached the Vault on the map was given the Force modification, and removed from the map.
The Reader presented the following response;
interception
flag on the play
holding
With that the Black Hole (Black Hole) began to expand from the Horizon. The Worms, Lift, Wild Wings, Dale, and Crabs were all on it's corner, and were nullified immediately, given an addition message that they "were Entangled in the Black Hole (Black Hole)" and gaining the Entangled modifier.
Nullification
Once a team was nullified they were not able to play and did not appear on the site, showing as a ❓ on the map, and not appearing in the standings. When playing against nullified teams, the opposing team would automatically win, the a notification that the team "non-lost due to nullification".
After the nullification of the teams on the Horizon, the following teams were nullified as the Black Hole (Black Hole) expanded.
- On Day 91 The Black Hole (Black Hole) nullified the Hawai'i Fridays.
- Note that rather than try and approach the Vault, the Fans of the Fridays instead chose to "do a skate trick" directly into the Horizon.
- On Day 96 The Black Hole (Black Hole) nullified the Heartthrobs and the Lobsters
- On Day 98 The Black Hole (Black Hole) nullified the Garages, the Excavators, and the Saltines.
- On Day 99 The Black Hole (Black Hole) nullified any team that had not made it to the vault, including the Tigers, Moist Talkers, Flowers, Jazz Hands, Millennials, Psychics, Hedgehogs, Squirrels, Truckers, Cows, Crabs, Boar, Artists, Lovers, Paws, Sunbeams, Firefighters, Shoe Thieves, Mechanics, Magic, Tacos, and Spies.
Finally on Season 24 Day 99, the Black Hole (Black Hole) nullified Blaseball.
The End
By Day 99 of Season 24, the blaseball was nullified by the Black Hole (Black Hole) this resulted in the following set of messages.
EMERGENCY ALERT
SANDS SHIFTED
PULSAR FLICKERED
BLACK HOLE (BLACK HOLE) NULLIFIED BLASEBALL
BLACK HOLE BURPED
BLASEBALL WAS COMPRESSED BY GAMMA
Followed by the following message from Namerifeht:
balance paid
credit extended
And one final message from the Commissioner, as relayed by The Microphone.
did you hear that
that big bang
As the Expansion Era drew to a close, the final positions of the teams were as follows:
The Vault
- The Canada Moist Talkers Rogue Unknown mod: REVIEW(Under Review)
- The Breckenridge Jazz Hands (Nullified) (Rogue) (Under Review)
- The New York Millennials (Nullified) (Rogue) (Under Review)
- The Kansas City Breath Mints Force (Rogue) (Under Review)
- The Boston Flowers (Forced) (Rogue) (Under Review)
- The Hades Tigers (Forced) (Rogue) (Under Review)
- The Dallas Steaks (Forced) (Rogue) (Under Review)
- The Atlantis Georgias (Forced) (Under Review)
- The Carolina Queens (Forced)
The Hall
- The Seattle Garages (Nullified) (Rogue) (Under Review)
The Desert
- The San Francisco Lovers (Nullified) (Scattered) (Under Review)
- The Houston Spies (Nullified) (Scattered) (Under Review)
- The LA Unlimited Tacos (Nullified) (Scattered) (Under Review)
- The Yellowstone Magic (Nullified) (Scattered) (Under Review)
- The Charleston Shoe Thieves (Nullified) (Scattered) (Under Review)
- The Hellmouth Sunbeams (Nullified) (Scattered) (Under Review)
- The Oxford Paws (Nullified) (Scattered)
- The Core Mechanics (Nullified) (Scattered) (Under Review)
- The Chicago Firefighters (Scattered) (Under Review)
The Horizon
- The Philly Pies (Nullified) (Under Review)
- The Baltimore Crabs (Nullified) (Entangled) (Under Review)
- The Miami Dale (Nullified) Entangled (Under Review)
- The Ohio Worms (Entangled) (Under Review)
- The Tokyo Lift (Nullified) (Entangled) (Under Review)
- The Mexico City Wild Wings (Nullified) (Entangled) (Under Review)
- The Hawai'i Fridays (Nullified) (Rogue) (Under Review)
