Seattle Garages/Season 10

🎸 Seattle Garages
Season 10
Dates	October 12, 2020 - October 18, 2020
← Previous	Season 9
Next →	Season 11
Results
Overall Record	47-52
Partytime	Day 91
Divine Favor	7
Division	3rd in Mild High
League	6th in Mild League
ILB Placement	11th overall
Modifiers	Blood DonorIn the Blood Bath each season, this team will donate Stars to a division opponent that finished behind them in the standings.  Targeted ShameTeams with Targeted Shame will start with negative runs the game after being shamed. See also: Glossary  The Fifth BaseBallpark: Teams playing in this Ballpark must run five bases instead of four. Team: This Team must run five bases instead of four. See also: Glossary
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause 10 EL + Pitching Machine 🥜 Tiding Fell back to Immaterial Plane. 10 EL - Mike Townsend + Goodwin Morin 🎸 Blessing 🎸 Dark Star
Stat Changes
Date Change Cause 10 13 Richmond Harrison drained blood from Oliver Mueller.   Defense → 🐅 Blooddrain 10 23 Beans McBlase drained blood from Sparks Beans.   Hitting → 🗣️ Blooddrain 10 28 Richmond Harrison drained blood from Quack Ejoyable.   Defense → 🐅 Blooddrain 10 28 Richmond Harrison drained blood from Summers Pony.   Defense → 🐅 Blooddrain 10 41 Theodore Cervantes drained blood from Mike Townsend.   Pitching → 📱 Blooddrain 10 44 Beans McBlase drained blood from Summers Pony.   Defense → 🗣️ Blooddrain 10 46 Richardson Games drained blood from Greer Gwiffin.   Defense → 👟 Blooddrain 10 51 Cory Ross drained blood from Malik Destiny.   Defense → 🥩 Blooddrain 10 55 Spears Taylor drained blood from Quack Enjoyable.   Defense → 🏝️ Blooddrain 10 64 Cory Ross drained blood from Oliver Notarobot.   Defense → 🥩 Blooddrain 10 64 Cory Ross drained blood from Oliver Mueller.   Defense → 🥩 Blooddrain 10 84 Richmond Harrison drained blood from Quack Enjoyable.   Defense → 🐅 Blooddrain 10 13 Richmond Harrison drained blood from Summers Pony.   Defense → 🐅 Blooddrain 10 91 Summers Pony is Partying!   Combined  10.33 → 11.9 🎸  Party TimeA Team will enter Party Time if receiving 1 Win per remaining game would not land them in the Postseason. In Party Time, they'll receive random Stat Boosts from Partying. See also: Glossary 10 91 Arturo Huerta is Partying!   Combined  10.98 → 12.42 🎸  Party Time 10 91 Greer Gwiffin is Partying!   Combined  11.61 → 13.39 🎸  Party Time 10 96 Durham Spaceman is Partying!   Combined  10.06 → 11.35 🎸  Party Time 10 96 Arturo Huerta is Partying!   Combined  12.42 → 13.85 🎸  Party Time 10 99 Durham Spaceman is Partying!   Combined  11.35 → 12.64 🎸  Party Time
Tidings
The Shelled One's Pods have fallen back to the plane!    🎸 + Pitching Machine
Blessings
Dark Star   🎸 - Mike Townsend  + Goodwin Morin     🎸 - Goodwin Morin  + Mike Townsend

In Season 10, the Seattle Garages finished sixth in the Mild League and eleventh in the ILB. The Garages did not qualify for the postseason, breaking their four season streak. In the Season 10 Election, the Garages won the Dark Star blessing, replacing Mike Townsend with rookie pitcher Goodwin Morin. In addition, former LA Unlimited Tacos pitcher Pitching Machine joined the team after the defeat of The Shelled One during Day X.

Starting Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Oliver Notarobot Quack Enjoyable Greer Gwiffin Malik Destiny Summers Pony Oliver Mueller Theodore Duende Paula Turnip Sparks Beans	Betsy Trombone Tot Clark Arturo Huerta Durham Spaceman Mike Townsend Lenny Marijuana
Bench	Bullpen
Oliver Loofah Freemium Fairwood Nolanestophia Patterson Mcdowell Karim	Schneider Blanco Antonio Mccall Leticia Snyder Terrell Bradley Daniel Benedicte Goodwin Morin Tillman Wan Ortiz Morse Lori Boston

Season

Roster Changes

• On Day 41, New York Millennials pitcher Theodore Cervantes siphoned some of Mike Townsend's pitching ability to add an out. (Watch here on Before).
  • Townsend's pitching rating decreased from to .
  • The star loss due to this blooddrain reduced Townsend's pitching rating below that of Lenny Marijuana, and resulted in his shadowing during the Season 10 Elections as a result of the Dark Star blessing.
• On Day 91, The Seattle Garages entered Party Time and Summers Pony became the first Garage to party. (Watch here on Before).
  • Pony's combined rating increased by stars.
• On Day 93, Arturo Huerta and Greer Gwiffin partied. (Watch here on Before).
  • Huerta's combined rating increased by stars.
  • Gwiffin's combined rating increased by stars.
• On Day 96, Durham Spaceman and Arturo Huerta partied. (Watch here on Before).
  • Spaceman's combined rating increased by stars.
  • Huerta's combined rating increased by stars.
• On Day 99, Durham Spaceman partied. (Watch here on Before).
  • Spaceman's combined rating increased by stars.

Additional Blooddrains

Due to the amount of Blooddrain weather forecast in the Season 9 Election, additional blooddrain events can be found by expanding this section.

• On Day 13, Hades Tigers hitter Richmond Harrison siphoned some of Oliver Mueller's defense ability.
  • Mueller's defense rating decreased from to .
• On Day 23, Canada Moist Talkers hitter Beans McBlase siphoned some of Sparks Beans' hitting ability to remove an out.
  • Beans' hitting rating decreased from to .
• On Day 28, Hades Tigers hitter Richmond Harrison siphoned some of Quack Enjoyable's defense ability to add a strike.
  • Enjoyable's defense rating decreased from to .
• On Day 28, Hades Tigers hitter Richmond Harrison siphoned some of Summers Pony's defense ability.
  • Pony's defense rating decreased from to .
• On Day 44, Canada Moist Talkers hitter Beans McBlase siphoned some of Summers Pony's defense ability to add a strike.
  • Pony's defense rating decreased from to .
• On Day 46, Charleston Shoe Thieves hitter Richardson Games siphoned some of Greer Gwiffin's defense ability to add an out.
  • Gwiffin's defense rating decreased from to .
• On Day 51, Dallas Steaks hitter Cory Ross siphoned some of Malik Destiny's defense ability.
  • Destiny's defense rating decreased from to .
• On Day 55, Hawaii Fridays hitter Spears Taylor siphoned some of Quack Enjoyable's defense ability.
  • Enjoyable's defense rating decreased from to .
• On Day 64, Dallas Steaks hitter Cory Ross siphoned some of Oliver Notarobot's defense ability to remove a ball.
  • Notarobot's defense rating decreased from to .
• On Day 64, Dallas Steaks hitter Cory Ross siphoned some of Oliver Mueller's defense ability to add a strike.
  • Mueller's defense rating decreased from to .
• On Day 84, Hades Tigers hitter Richmond Harrison siphoned some of Quack Enjoyable's defense ability.
  • Enjoyable's defense rating decreased from to .
• On Day 84, Hades Tigers hitter Richmond Harrison siphoned some of Summers Pony's defense ability to add a strike.
  • Pony's defense rating decreased from to .

Election Outcomes

Tidings

• THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS
  • The Shelled One's Pods have fallen back to the plane!
  • Pitching Machine fell to the Garages.

Blessings

• Dark Star blessed the Seattle Garages.
  
  • The Garages call up Goodwin Morin. Mike Townsend retreats to the Shadows.
  • The Garages had 35% of the votes and were the highest bidders. 606,129 votes were cast.

Season Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Fight Gods

A bar graph depicting the Season 10 Garages wins over .500 across the entire season. We'll suck forever.

The forecast turned dark in Season 10. The threat of a second confrontation with the Shelled One loomed over the league, birds swarmed, blood fell and solar eclipses happened daily. Closer to home, alternate dimensions with nefarious purposes impinged upon Seattle. On the field, the Band was beginning to feel the pressure. The roster shakeups of the past elections proved to be too much. The Band's run production and pitching performances both faltered. Despite admirable showings by Greer Gwiffin and Betsy Trombone the Garages finished the season under .500, missing the playoffs for the first time in four years. As Jaylen Hotdogfingers fought gods once again, this time alongside the Hall Stars, the Band cheered her sabotage and ultimate victory from down below.

Crashing

After the SHELLED ONE'S PODS' defeat on Day X, the players who comprised the team fell back to earth and landed on teams across the ILB. Jaylen Hotdogfingers fell to San Francisco and joined the pitching staff of the Lovers. In Seattle, the Garages were surprised to find a Pitching Machine had landed directly on their mound. It was welcomed by the Band and joined their pitching staff, increasing the rotation to a record seven pitchers. 

Operation: D.E.B.T. Collection

After the revelation of extradimensional embezzlement of fans' fundraising efforts, the Band launched Operation D.E.B.T Collection in an effort to retrieve the stolen funds from Dark Seattle. Despite early difficulties, the operation was ultimately successful thanks to the appearance of the recently empowered Secret Weapon Goodwin Morin. Morin managed to escape alongside the Garages and was asked to join the team after Mike Townsend's decision to once again retire from pitching in favor of his true passion, baking bread.