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'''Seattle Garages/Season 10'''
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<nowiki/>{{TeamSeason
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| title        = [[Seattle Garages|🎸 Seattle Garages]]
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| season      = Season 10
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| dates        = October 12, 2020 - October 18, 2020
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| previous    = [[Seattle Garages/Season 9|Season 9]]
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| next        = [[Seattle Garages/Season 11|Season 11]]
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| division    = High
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| league      = Mild
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| record      = 47-52
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| favor        = 12
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| div_place    = 3rd
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| league_place = 6th
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| ilb_place    = 11th
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| postseason  =
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| partytime    = Day 91
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| modifs      = {{Modif|Blood Donor}}{{Modif|Targeted Shame}}{{Modif|The Fifth Base}}
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| changes      = <table class="wikitable"><th style="text-align:left; width: 13%;";">Date</th><th style="text-align:left;width: 57%;" colspan="3">Change</th><th style="text-align:left;">Cause</th>
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<tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 10|10]] EL</td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Pitching Machine]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}</td></tr></table></td><td>[[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS|🥜]]</td><td><table><tr><td>'''Tiding'''<br>Fell back to Immaterial Plane.</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 10|10]] EL</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Mike Townsend]]</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Goodwin Morin]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td><table><tr><td>'''Blessing''' {{Teamemoji|Garages}}<br>Dark Star</td></tr></table></td></tr></table>
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| stats        =<table class="wikitable"><th style="text-align:left; width: 13%;">Date</th><th style="text-align:left;width: 60%;" colspan="2">Change</th><th style="text-align:left;width: 27%;">Cause</th>
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<tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 10|10]] 13</td><td>Richmond Harrison drained blood from Oliver Mueller.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;<small>Defense {{Star Rating|1.78}} → {{Star Rating|0.9}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Tigers}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{WeatherIcon|Blooddrain|size=15px}} Blooddrain</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 10|10]] 23</td><td>Beans McBlase drained blood from Sparks Beans.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;<small>Hitting {{Star Rating|3.22}} → {{Star Rating|2.7}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Moist Talkers}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{WeatherIcon|Blooddrain|size=15px}} Blooddrain</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 10|10]] 28</td><td>Richmond Harrison drained blood from Quack Ejoyable.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;<small>Defense {{Star Rating|3.45}} → {{Star Rating|2.99}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Tigers}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{WeatherIcon|Blooddrain|size=15px}} Blooddrain</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 10|10]] 28</td><td>Richmond Harrison drained blood from Summers Pony.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;<small>Defense {{Star Rating|3.3}} → {{Star Rating|2.68}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Tigers}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{WeatherIcon|Blooddrain|size=15px}} Blooddrain</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 10|10]] 41</td><td>Theodore Cervantes drained blood from Mike Townsend.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;<small>Pitching {{Star Rating|1.58}} → {{Star Rating|1.08}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Millennials}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{WeatherIcon|Blooddrain|size=15px}} Blooddrain</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 10|10]] 44</td><td>Beans McBlase drained blood from Summers Pony.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;<small>Defense {{Star Rating|2.68}} → {{Star Rating|2.04}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Moist Talkers}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{WeatherIcon|Blooddrain|size=15px}} Blooddrain</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 10|10]] 46</td><td>Richardson Games drained blood from Greer Gwiffin.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;<small>Defense {{Star Rating|3.15}} → {{Star Rating|2.57}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Shoe Thieves}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{WeatherIcon|Blooddrain|size=15px}} Blooddrain</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 10|10]] 51</td><td>Cory Ross drained blood from Malik Destiny.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;<small>Defense {{Star Rating|2.06}} → {{Star Rating|1.42}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Steaks}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{WeatherIcon|Blooddrain|size=15px}} Blooddrain</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 10|10]] 55</td><td>Spears Taylor drained blood from Quack Enjoyable.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;<small>Defense {{Star Rating|2.99}} → {{Star Rating|2.46}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Fridays}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{WeatherIcon|Blooddrain|size=15px}} Blooddrain</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 10|10]] 64</td><td>Cory Ross drained blood from Oliver Notarobot.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;<small>Defense {{Star Rating|2.21}} → {{Star Rating|1.39}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Steaks}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{WeatherIcon|Blooddrain|size=15px}} Blooddrain</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 10|10]] 64</td><td>Cory Ross drained blood from Oliver Mueller.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;<small>Defense {{Star Rating|0.9}} → {{Star Rating|0.81}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Steaks}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{WeatherIcon|Blooddrain|size=15px}} Blooddrain</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 10|10]] 84</td><td>Richmond Harrison drained blood from Quack Enjoyable.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;<small>Defense {{Star Rating|2.46}} → {{Star Rating|1.79}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Tigers}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{WeatherIcon|Blooddrain|size=15px}} Blooddrain</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 10|10]] 13</td><td>Richmond Harrison drained blood from Summers Pony.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;<small>Defense {{Star Rating|2.04}} → {{Star Rating|1.76}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Tigers}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{WeatherIcon|Blooddrain|size=15px}} Blooddrain</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 10|10]] 91</td><td>Summers Pony is Partying!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;<small>Combined&nbsp; {{Star Change|10.33|11.9}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{ModifInline|Party Time}}</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 10|10]] 91</td><td>Arturo Huerta is Partying!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;<small>Combined&nbsp; {{Star Change|10.98|12.42}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{ModifInline|Party Time}}</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 10|10]] 91</td><td>Greer Gwiffin is Partying!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;<small>Combined&nbsp; {{Star Change|11.61|13.39}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{ModifInline|Party Time}}</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 10|10]] 96</td><td>Durham Spaceman is Partying!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;<small>Combined&nbsp; {{Star Change|10.06|11.35}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{ModifInline|Party Time}}</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 10|10]] 96</td><td>Arturo Huerta is Partying!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;<small>Combined&nbsp; {{Star Change|12.42|13.85}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{ModifInline|Party Time}}</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 10|10]] 96</td><td>Durham Spaceman is Partying!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;<small>Combined&nbsp; {{Star Change|11.35|12.64}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{ModifInline|Party Time}}</td></tr></table></td></tr></table>
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| postseason_other=<!--The Garages earn a Postseason Birth!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{Teamemoji|Garages}} {{PositiveChange}} [[????]] &nbsp;{{PositionIcon|Shadows}} -->
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| decrees      =
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| tidings      = [[Pods|The Shelled One's Pods]] have fallen back to the plane!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp; {{Teamemoji|Garages}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Pitching Machine]] &nbsp;{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}
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| blessings    = {{Teamicon|garages|size=30px}}'''Dark Star'''<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{Teamemoji|Garages}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Mike Townsend]] &nbsp;{{PositiveChange}} [[Goodwin Morin]] &nbsp;{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{Teamemoji|Garages}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Goodwin Morin]] &nbsp;{{PositiveChange}} [[Mike Townsend]] &nbsp;{{PositionIcon|Shadows}}
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}}<nowiki/>
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In [[Season 10]], the [[Seattle Garages]] finished sixth in the [[Mild League]] and eleventh in the [[ILB]]. The Garages did not qualify for the [[postseason]], breaking their four season streak. In the [[Season 10#Election|Season 10 Election]], the Garages won the [[Season 10#Blessings|Dark Star]] blessing, replacing [[Mike Townsend]] with rookie pitcher [[Goodwin Morin]]. In addition, former [[LA Unlimited Tacos]] pitcher [[Pitching Machine]] joined the team after the defeat of [[The Shelled One]] during [[Day X]].
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==Starting Roster==
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{| class="wikitable"
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!Lineup <span aria-hidden="true">{{PositionIcon|lineup}}</span>!!Rotation <span aria-hidden="true">{{PositionIcon|rotation}}</span>
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|- style="vertical-align:top;"
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*[[Oliver Notarobot]]
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*[[Quack Enjoyable]]
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*[[Greer Gwiffin]]
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*[[Malik Destiny]]
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*[[Summers Pony]]
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*[[Oliver Mueller]]
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*[[Theodore Duende]]
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*[[Paula Turnip]]
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*[[Sparks Beans]]
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*[[Betsy Trombone]]
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*[[Tot Clark]]
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*[[Arturo Huerta]]
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*[[Durham Spaceman]]
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*[[Mike Townsend]]
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*[[Lenny Marijuana]]
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!Bench <span aria-hidden="true">{{PositionIcon|shadows}}</span>!!Bullpen <span aria-hidden="true">{{PositionIcon|shadows}}</span>
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|- style="vertical-align:top;"
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*[[Oliver Loofah]]
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*[[Freemium Fairwood]]
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*[[Nolanestophia Patterson]]
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*[[Mcdowell Karim]]
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*[[Schneider Blanco]]
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*[[Antonio Mccall]]
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*[[Leticia Snyder]]
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*[[Terrell Bradley]]
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*[[Daniel Benedicte]]
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*[[Goodwin Morin]]
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*[[Tillman Wan]]
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*[[Ortiz Morse]]
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*[[Lori Boston]]
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|}
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==Season==
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===Roster Changes===
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*On '''Day 41''', [[New York Millennials]] pitcher [[Theodore Cervantes]]<ref>:fist: :ballclark:</ref> siphoned some of [[Mike Townsend|Mike Townsend's]] pitching ability to add an out. (Watch [https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?redirect=%2Fleague&season=10&team=105bc3ff-1320-4e37-8ef0-8d595cb95dd0&time=2020-10-14T09%3A19%3A54Z here] on Before).
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**Townsend's pitching rating decreased from {{Star Rating|1.58}} to {{Star Rating|1.08}}.
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**The star loss due to this blooddrain reduced Townsend's pitching rating below that of [[Lenny Marijuana]], and resulted in his shadowing during the [[Seattle Garages/Season 10#Election  Results|Season 10 Elections]] as a result of the [[Season 10#Blessings|DarkStar]] blessing.
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*On '''Day 91''', The Seattle Garages entered [[Party Time]] and [[Summers Pony]] became the first Garage to party. (Watch [??? here] on Before).
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**Pony's combined rating increased by {{Star Rating|1.57}} stars.
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*On '''Day 93''', [[Arturo Huerta]] and [[Greer Gwiffin]] partied. (Watch [https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?day=93&redirect=%2Fleague&season=10&team=105bc3ff-1320-4e37-8ef0-8d595cb95dd0 here] on Before).
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**Huerta's combined rating increased by {{Star Rating|1.44}} stars.
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**Gwiffin's combined rating increased by {{Star Rating|1.78}} stars.
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*On '''Day 96''', [[Durham Spaceman]] and [[Arturo Huerta]] partied. (Watch [https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?day=96&redirect=%2Fleague&season=10&team=105bc3ff-1320-4e37-8ef0-8d595cb95dd0 here] on Before).
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**Spaceman's combined rating increased by {{Star Rating|1.29}} stars.
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**Huerta's combined rating increased by {{Star Rating|1.43}} stars.
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====Additional Blooddrains====
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<div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">Due to the amount of [[Blooddrain]] weather forecast in the [[Season 9#Election|Season 9 Election]], additional blooddrain events can be found by expanding this section.<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
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*On '''Day 13''', [[Hades Tigers]] hitter [[Richmond Harrison]] siphoned some of [[Oliver Mueller|Oliver Mueller's]] defense ability.
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**Mueller's defense rating decreased from {{Star Rating|1.78}} to {{Star Rating|0.9}}.
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*On '''Day 23''', [[Canada Moist Talkers]] hitter [[Beans McBlase]] siphoned some of [[Sparks Beans|Sparks Beans']] hitting ability to remove an out.
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**Beans' hitting rating decreased from {{Star Rating|3.22}} to {{Star Rating|2.7}}.
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*On '''Day 28''', [[Hades Tigers]] hitter [[Richmond Harrison]] siphoned some of [[Quack Enjoyable|Quack Enjoyable's]] defense ability to add a strike.
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**Enjoyable's defense rating decreased from {{Star Rating|3.45}} to {{Star Rating|2.99}}.
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*On '''Day 28''', [[Hades Tigers]] hitter [[Richmond Harrison]] siphoned some of [[Summers Pony|Summers Pony's]] defense ability.
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**Pony's defense rating decreased from {{Star Rating|3.3}} to {{Star Rating|2.68}}.
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*On '''Day 44''', [[Canada Moist Talkers]] hitter [[Beans McBlase]] siphoned some of [[Summers Pony|Summers Pony's]] defense ability to add a strike.
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**Pony's defense rating decreased from {{Star Rating|2.68}} to {{Star Rating|2.04}}.
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*On '''Day 46''', [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] hitter [[Richardson Games]] siphoned some of [[Greer Gwiffin|Greer Gwiffin's]] defense ability to add an out.
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**Gwiffin's defense rating decreased from {{Star Rating|3.15}} to {{Star Rating|2.57}}.
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*On '''Day 51''', [[Dallas Steaks]] hitter [[Cory Ross]] siphoned some of [[Malik Destiny|Malik Destiny's]] defense ability.
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**Destiny's defense rating decreased from {{Star Rating|2.06}} to {{Star Rating|1.42}}.
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*On '''Day 55''', [[Hawaii Fridays]] hitter [[Spears Taylor]] siphoned some of [[Quack Enjoyable|Quack Enjoyable's]] defense ability.
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**Enjoyable's defense rating decreased from {{Star Rating|2.99}} to {{Star Rating|2.46}}.
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*On '''Day 64''', [[Dallas Steaks]] hitter [[Cory Ross]] siphoned some of [[Oliver Notarobot|Oliver Notarobot's]] defense ability to remove a ball.
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**Notarobot's defense rating decreased from {{Star Rating|2.21}} to {{Star Rating|1.39}}.
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*On '''Day 64''', [[Dallas Steaks]] hitter [[Cory Ross]] siphoned some of [[Oliver Mueller|Oliver Mueller's]] defense ability to add a strike.
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**Mueller's defense rating decreased from {{Star Rating|0.9}} to {{Star Rating|0.81}}.
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*On '''Day 84''', [[Hades Tigers]] hitter [[Richmond Harrison]] siphoned some of [[Quack Enjoyable|Quack Enjoyable's]] defense ability.
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**Enjoyable's defense rating decreased from {{Star Rating|2.46}} to {{Star Rating|1.79}}.
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*On '''Day 84''', [[Hades Tigers]] hitter [[Richmond Harrison]] siphoned some of [[Summers Pony|Summers Pony's]] defense ability to add a strike.
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**Pony's defense rating decreased from {{Star Rating|2.04}} to {{Star Rating|1.76}}.
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</div>
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</div>
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==Election Outcomes==
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===Tidings===
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*[[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS]]
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**The Shelled One's Pods have fallen back to the plane!
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**[[Pitching Machine]] fell to the [[Seattle Garages|Garages]].
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===Blessings===
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*'''Dark Star''' blessed the [[Seattle Garages]]. {{Teamicon|garages}}
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**The Garages call up [[Goodwin Morin]]. [[Mike Townsend]] retreats to the Shadows.
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**The Garages had 35% of the votes and were the highest bidders. 606,129 votes were cast.
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==Season Overview==
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{{Community Lore}}
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===Fight Gods===
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<!--[[File:Garages Season 10 - Wins Over .500.png|thumb|A bar graph depicting the Season 10 Garages wins over .500 across the entire season and postseason. We'll suck forever. This image still in progress.]]-->The forecast turned dark in [[Season 10]]. The threat of a second confrontation with the [[Shelled One]] loomed over the league, birds swarmed, blood fell and solar eclipses happened daily. Closer to home, alternate dimensions with nefarious purposes impinged upon Seattle. On the field, the Band was beginning to feel the pressure. The roster shakeups of the past elections proved to be too much. The Band's run production and pitching performances both faltered. Despite admirable showings by [[Greer Gwiffin]] and [[Betsy Trombone]] the Garages finished the season under .500, missing the playoffs for the first time in four years. As [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] [[Day X#Season 10|fought gods]] once again, this time alongside the [[Hall Stars]], the Band cheered her sabotage and ultimate victory from down below.
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===Crashing===
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After the [[SHELLED ONE'S PODS]]' defeat on [[Day X#Season 10|Day X]], the players who comprised the team fell back to earth and landed on teams across the ILB. Jaylen Hotdogfingers fell to [[San Francisco]] and joined the pitching staff of the [[Lovers]].  In Seattle, the Garages were surprised  to find a [[Pitching Machine]] had landed directly on their mound. It was welcomed by the Band and joined their pitching staff, increasing the rotation to a record seven pitchers. 
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===Operation: D.E.B.T. Collection===
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After the revelation of extradimensional embezzlement of fans' fundraising efforts, the Band launched [[Operation DEBT Collection|Operation D.E.B.T Collection]] in an effort to retrieve the stolen funds from [[Dark Seattle]]. Despite early difficulties, the operation was ultimately successful thanks to the appearance of the recently empowered [[Season 9#Blessings|Secret Weapon]] [[Goodwin Morin]]. Morin managed to escape alongside the Garages and was asked to join the team after [[Mike Townsend]]'s decision to once again retire from pitching in favor of his true passion, baking bread.
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Revision as of 21:29, 22 November 2022

In Season 10, the Seattle Garages finished sixth in the Mild League and eleventh in the ILB. The Garages did not qualify for the postseason, breaking their four season streak. In the Season 10 Election, the Garages won the Dark Star blessing, replacing Mike Townsend with rookie pitcher Goodwin Morin. In addition, former LA Unlimited Tacos pitcher Pitching Machine joined the team after the defeat of The Shelled One during Day X.

Starting Roster

Lineup Rotation
Bench Bullpen

Season

Roster Changes

Additional Blooddrains

Due to the amount of Blooddrain weather forecast in the Season 9 Election, additional blooddrain events can be found by expanding this section.

Election Outcomes

Tidings

Blessings

Season Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Fight Gods

The forecast turned dark in Season 10. The threat of a second confrontation with the Shelled One loomed over the league, birds swarmed, blood fell and solar eclipses happened daily. Closer to home, alternate dimensions with nefarious purposes impinged upon Seattle. On the field, the Band was beginning to feel the pressure. The roster shakeups of the past elections proved to be too much. The Band's run production and pitching performances both faltered. Despite admirable showings by Greer Gwiffin and Betsy Trombone the Garages finished the season under .500, missing the playoffs for the first time in four years. As Jaylen Hotdogfingers fought gods once again, this time alongside the Hall Stars, the Band cheered her sabotage and ultimate victory from down below.

Crashing

After the SHELLED ONE'S PODS' defeat on Day X, the players who comprised the team fell back to earth and landed on teams across the ILB. Jaylen Hotdogfingers fell to San Francisco and joined the pitching staff of the Lovers. In Seattle, the Garages were surprised to find a Pitching Machine had landed directly on their mound. It was welcomed by the Band and joined their pitching staff, increasing the rotation to a record seven pitchers. 

Operation: D.E.B.T. Collection

After the revelation of extradimensional embezzlement of fans' fundraising efforts, the Band launched Operation D.E.B.T Collection in an effort to retrieve the stolen funds from Dark Seattle. Despite early difficulties, the operation was ultimately successful thanks to the appearance of the recently empowered Secret Weapon Goodwin Morin. Morin managed to escape alongside the Garages and was asked to join the team after Mike Townsend's decision to once again retire from pitching in favor of his true passion, baking bread.

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