Beta/Season 7

Beta/Season 7
Subtitles	Getting Shelled
Dates	September 14-20, 2020
Timeline
← Previous	Season 6
Next →	Season 8

Beta/Season 7 will begin on September 14, 2020. The regular season will conclude on September 18, 2020, followed by the postseason and 7th Internet Series on September 19th, 2020. The Season 7 election will take place on September 20, 2020. It is the 6th season of The Discipline Era.

Notable Events

No notable events have occurred at this time.

Ongoing Decrees

• Eat The Rich (Season 3): Funds from the top 1% of coin-havers will be redistributed to the remainder of Fans at the end of the postseason. This decree will remain in effect indefinitely.
• High Filter (Season 5): Fans may select a player as an idol. The Blood Bath will become a seasonal occurrence.
• Enhanced Party Time (Season 6): When a team is in Party Time -- mathematically eliminated from the postseason -- they'll have a chance of receiving random permanent stat boosts during their games.

Standings

Wild League	Record	Mild League	Record
Wild High		Mild High
Baltimore Crabs	0-0	Canada Moist Talkers	0-0
Breckenridge Jazz Hands	0-0	Dallas Steaks	0-0
Chicago Firefighters	0-0	Hades Tigers	0-0
New York Millennials	0-0	Kansas City Breath Mints	0-0
San Francisco Lovers	0-0	Seattle Garages	0-0
Wild Low		Mild Low
Boston Flowers	0-0	Charleston Shoe Thieves	0-0
Hellmouth Sunbeams	0-0	Hawaii Fridays	0-0
Houston Spies	0-0	Mexico City Mild Wings	0-0
Miami Dalé	0-0	Philly Pies	0-0
Unlimited Tacos	0-0	Yellowstone Magic	0-0

Postseason

The top four teams of each league advance to the postseason. As of Season 5, teams alternate home games with the higher seed hosting first.

	Round of 8					Round of 4					Internet Series
	1
	4
	Mild League
	2
	3
											ML
											WL
	1
	4
	Wild League
	2
	3

Election Ballot

Decrees

The Decree with the most community votes will go into effect.

Icon	Name	Effect
	Fifth Base	The Top 4 Teams of the Regular Season must run an extra base next season.
	Walk In The Park	The Top 4 Teams of the Regular Season will walk batters on the 3rd Ball of an At-Bat instead of the 4th next season.
	Bless Off	The Top 4 Teams of the Regular Season cannot win blessings in this Election.

Blessings

Each blessing will be awarded to a randomly selected player or team based. Votes from a team's fans increase the likelihood of that team receiving a blessing.

Name	Effect
Popular by Association	OMG they noticed us. Steal a random player from the Idol Leaderboard.
Champs in the Making	Steal 3 random players from the Internet Series Champion.
The Iffey Jr.	Item. A sawed-off bat of protection. Impossible to wield. Minimize a Player, but they shield your team from incineration.
Hot Sauce Packet	Single-Serving Heat. Make a random player on your team Spicy.
Paracausal Event	Because, that's why. Re-rolls your team's 3 worst hitters.
Headliners	Arrange your lineup in order of their Idolatry.
Lottery Pick	Steal the 14th Most Idolized Player in the League.
Blind Date	Steal the 21st Most Idolized Player on the Leaderboard.
The Shame Bubble	Give all of the teams that are not in your division Targeted Shame.
Closed Circuit	Plug in. Give your team Electric blood type.
Humblebrag	Everyone kept chanting my name, it was SO EMBARRASSING. Protect a Player from being Idolized.
Center of Attention	Look at me. Most Idolized player on your team gives double-payouts as an Idol.
Scorpler's Jacket	Armor. Protect a random Player on your team from Incinerations.
Hand-Me Downs	Steal Armor from a random player on an opposing team.
Pretty Plz?	Feed your hitters coffee grounds. Team hitting changes anywhere from -5% to +15%.
Exploratory Surgeries	Re-rolls your team's 3 worst pitchers
New Recruit	Recruit a rookie to be the 10th player in your lineup.
Downsizing	Remove the worst player from your lineup. Your lineup is now shorter.
Jelly Legs	Stretch. Reroll your 3 worst Baserunners' baserunning.
Stickum	Cover yourselves in the stuff. Re-roll your three worst Defenders' defense.

Incinerations

When any player is in a match during a Solar Eclipse, there is a chance they will be incinerated and killed by a Rogue Umpire. Known cases of this in Beta/Season 7 are listed below.

Player	Team	Date	Opponent

Peanut Reactions

When any player is in a match during Peanut weather, there is a chance they will "swallow a stray peanut" and experience a permanent physical reaction, called either an Allergic Reaction or a Yummy Reaction. Known cases of this in Beta/Season 7 are listed below.

Player	Team	Date	Opponent	Reaction

Feedback Swaps

When any player is in a game during Feedback weather, there is a chance reality will "flicker in the feedback" and two players will permanently swap team membership. Known cases of this in Beta/Season 7 are listed below.

Player A	Former Team A	Player B	Former Team B	Date

Reverb Effects

When any team is in a game during Reverb weather, there is a chance that some portion of their roster will get shuffled. Reverb can change the order of the lineup, rotation, or the whole team. If the entire lineup is shuffled, there is a chance that batters will become pitchers and vice versa. Known instances of reverb in Beta/Season 7 are listed below.

Team	Date	Severity

When any player is in a game during Reverb weather, there is also a chance that players can gain the modification Reverberating which gives them "a small chance of batting again after each of their At-Bats ends." Known instances of reverberation in Beta/Season 7 are listed below.

Player	Team	Date	Opponent

Siphoning

When any player is in a game during Blooddrain weather, there is a chance that they can siphon stars from another player. This can affect any stat and any pair of players on opposing teams. Known instances of siphoning in Season 6 are listed below.

Siphoning Player	Team	Stat	Siphoned Player	Team	Date
Marquez Clark	Kansas City Breath Mints	Defense	Valentine Games	Houston Spies	Day 15

Hit By Pitch

When any player is hit by a pitch, they become Unstable for the remainder of the 9-day week. Known instances of hit by pitch are listed below.

Hit Batter	Team	Day	Pitcher	Team
Dickerson Morse	Kansas City Breath Mints	Day 5	Jaylen Hotdogfingers	Seattle Garages
Stew Briggs	Kansas City Breath Mints	Day 5	Jaylen Hotdogfingers	Seattle Garages
Marquez Clark	Kansas City Breath Mints	Day 5	Jaylen Hotdogfingers	Seattle Garages
Jesús Koch	Canada Moist Talkers	Day 10	Jaylen Hotdogfingers	Seattle Garages
Eugenia Garbage	Canada Moist Talkers	Day 10	Jaylen Hotdogfingers	Seattle Garages
Elijah Bates	Canada Moist Talkers	Day 10	Jaylen Hotdogfingers	Seattle Garages

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