Baltimore Crabs/Season 18

🦀 Baltimore Crabs
Season 18
Dates	May 10, 2021 – May 16, 2021
← Previous	Season 17
Next →	Season 19
Results
Postseason	Win 2-1 against 📱 Lose 2-3 against 🥧
Overall Record	53-46
Wins	54
Divine Favor	3
Division	2nd in Mild Low
League	4th in Mild League
ILB Placement	9th overall
Modifiers	CarcinizationWhen this Team activates the Black Hole, they will steal their opponent's best hitter for the remainder of the game.  UnholeyWhen this Team activates the Black Hole, a random Player on their opponent's Team will be impaired by 1%.  0Players with 0 will always swing at strikes while there are 0 Balls and 0 Strikes in the At Bat.
Renovations	Peanut MisterA Peanut Mister will occasionally cure a Player of their peanut allergy. Peanut Misters can also remove the Superallergic modification from players.  PsychoAcousticsIn Feedback or Reverb, PsychoAcoustics will occasionally Echo one of the Away Team's mods to the Home Team, for game-long use.  Secret BaseThe Secret Base is a hidden base beyond 2nd that allows a baserunner to hide between innings.  Flood PumpsFlood Pumps will prevent Flooding weather from making your Ballpark filthier.  Salmon CannonsSalmon Cannons have a chance of expelling pests from your Ballpark. Salmon Cannons can prevent Consumer attacks and send players on the away team Elsewhere.  Hotel MotelThe Hotel Motel will occasionally create Holiday Innings during the Earlseason, where you Party instead of Score.  SmithyThe Smithy will occasionally repair Items for Players playing in this Ballpark.
League Info
Active Rules	Eat The RichAt the end of each Season, the Fans with the top 1% of Coins will have their funds redistributed throughout the 99%.  Party TimeA Team will enter Party Time if receiving 1 Win per remaining game would not land them in the Postseason. In Party Time, they'll receive random Stat Boosts from Partying. See also: Glossary  Wild CardsAt the end of the regular season, 1 Wild Card will be drawn at random from the remaining Teams in each Sub-League to receive a Postseason Birth.  Based EvolutionEvery Third Championship a Team wins will cause the Team and its Players to Evolve. Players that round the phylogenic Bases will get to go Home.  Free WillsThe bottom four finishing Teams in the League will receive an extra Will in that Season's Election.  All You Can EatFans are free to buy and discard Snack Slots in their Snack Pack. The number of Slots they have will determine their Payout Modifier for all Snacks. The less slots, the higher the Payout Modifier.  Community ChestAnytime 3000 Runs are accumulated league-wide, every Team will receive an Item Crate for a random active Player on their Team.  FairgroundsAll games have a chance of being Prize Matches, in which the winning Team will open an Item Crate.
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause 18 42 - Jon Halifax + Parker Meng 🦀 Fax Machine 18 LS + Chorby Soul III 🦀 Gift Shop Chorby Soul, Collector's Edition 18 90 - Chorby Soul III + Zeruel Kramer 🦀 Incineration 18 99 + Samothes Thwompson 🦀 Postseason Birth 18 EL - Montgomery Bullock + - 🦀 Will (🦀) Move
Latesiesta
Renovations	The Crabitat will now have more Black Hole. The Crabitat was cleaned up! It is no longer Filthy.
Gift Shop	Soul Patches Tot Fox 2 -> 6 Trinity Smaht 3 -> 6 Finn James 4 -> 6 Kennedy Loser 5 -> 6 Enid Marlow 5 -> 6 Bargain Bin Montgomery Bullock -Bat +Mesh Head Jersey Chorby Soul, Collector's Edition: +Chorby Soul III, Lineup
Decrees
Trust Fall   +  TurntablesBallpark: Any Win earned from a non-loss in this Ballpark during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin. League: Any Win earned from a non-loss during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin.
Tidings
Ratification:   -  Hotel Motel   -  Turntables
Wills
Shadow Infuse   Parker Parra Batting 2.8 → 4.0 Move   🦀 Montgomery Bullock -> Lineup   🦀 Montgomery Bullock -> Shadows   Montgomery Bullock 11.7 → 12.3
Blessings
None

The Baltimore Crabs' Season 18 ...

Starting Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Tot Fox Kennedy Loser Trinity Smaht Enid Marlow Alston Cerveza Montgomery Bullock Pedro Davids	Lorcan Smaht Jon Halifax Adalberto Tosser Finn James
Shadows
Axel Campbell Pierre Haley Rosa Holloway Miguel Peterson Robbins Schmitt Alexandria Hess Joyner Rugrat Javier Howe Elijah Glover Thomas Marsh Matheo Tanaka Bevan Underbuck Hercules Lincecum Samothes Dembélé Parker Meng Parker Parra Squid Galvanic