Baltimore Crabs/Season 16

🦀 Baltimore Crabs
Season 16
Dates	April 12, 2021 – April 18, 2021
← Previous	Season 15
Next →	Season 17
Results
Overall Record	44-55
Wins	43
Partytime	Day 89
Divine Favor	15
Division	6th in Mild Low
League	10th in Mild League
ILB Placement	17th overall
Modifiers	CarcinizationWhen this Team activates the Black Hole, they will steal their opponent's best hitter for the remainder of the game.  UnholeyWhen this Team activates the Black Hole, a random Player on their opponent's Team will be impaired by 1%.  0Players with 0 will always swing at strikes while there are 0 Balls and 0 Strikes in the At Bat.
Renovations	Peanut MisterA Peanut Mister will occasionally cure a Player of their peanut allergy. Peanut Misters can also remove the Superallergic modification from players.  PsychoAcousticsIn Feedback or Reverb, PsychoAcoustics will occasionally Echo one of the Away Team's mods to the Home Team, for game-long use.  Secret BaseThe Secret Base is a hidden base beyond 2nd that allows a baserunner to hide between innings.  Flood PumpsFlood Pumps will prevent Flooding weather from making your Ballpark filthier.  Salmon CannonsSalmon Cannons have a chance of expelling pests from your Ballpark. Salmon Cannons can prevent Consumer attacks and send players on the away team Elsewhere.
League Info
Active Rules	Eat The RichAt the end of each Season, the Fans with the top 1% of Coins will have their funds redistributed throughout the 99%.  Party TimeA Team will enter Party Time if receiving 1 Win per remaining game would not land them in the Postseason. In Party Time, they'll receive random Stat Boosts from Partying. See also: Glossary  Wild CardsAt the end of the regular season, 1 Wild Card will be drawn at random from the remaining Teams in each Sub-League to receive a Postseason Birth.  Based EvolutionEvery Third Championship a Team wins will cause the Team and its Players to Evolve. Players that round the phylogenic Bases will get to go Home.  Free WillsThe bottom four finishing Teams in the League will receive an extra Will in that Season's Election.  All You Can EatFans are free to buy and discard Snack Slots in their Snack Pack. The number of Slots they have will determine their Payout Modifier for all Snacks. The less slots, the higher the Payout Modifier.
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause 16 01 + Brisket Friendo 🍬 Attraction 16 EL00 - Silvaire Roadhouse + Chorby Soul 🌹 Will (🦀) Plunder 16 EL01 - Brisket Friendo + Alston Cerveza 🌞 Will (🦀) Foreshadow 16 EL02 - Alston Cerveza + - 🦀 Blessing (🦀) Time to Shine
Latesiesta
Renovations	The Crabitat was cleaned up! It is no longer Filthy. +  Salmon Cannons
Postseason
MVPs	Tot Fox  Ego+This Player has a boosted Ego.
Wills
Plunder   + Chorby Soul   +  DebtThis Player must fulfill a Debt. This player can cause other players to start being Observed.   🌹 Margarito Nava -> Shadows   15.2 → 15.9 Plunder   🦀 - Silvaire Roadhouse + Chorby Soul   🌹 - Chorby Soul + Silvaire Roadhouse Equivalent Exchange   🗣️ - Alston Cerveza + Richmond Harrison   🌞 - Richmond Harrison + Alston Cerveza Foreshadow   🦀 - Brisket Friendo + Alston Cerveza   🌞 - Alston Cerveza + Brisket Friendo   Alston Cerveza   13.6 → 14.2
Blessings
Handcrafted Glove Drop   Tot Fox   + Clutch Rubber Glove   +  High PressureThis Team or Player will play 25% better in Flooding weather when runners are on base. Time to Shine   🦀 - Alston Cerveza,   🦀 + Alston Cerveza, Lineup

The Baltimore Crabs' Season 16 ...

Starting Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Tot Fox Fish Summer Silvaire Roadhouse Pedro Davids Kennedy Loser Parker Meng	Parker Parra Luis Acevedo Adalberto Tosser Finn James
Shadows
Axel Campbell Pierre Haley Rosa Holloway Miguel Peterson Robbins Schmitt Alexandria Hess Joyner Rugrat Javier Howe Elijah Glover Thomas Marsh Matheo Tanaka Bevan Underbuck Hercules Lincecum Samothes Dembélé Enid Marlow Lorcan Smaht Squid Galvanic

Election Outcomes

Wills

• 
  Plunder
  • The Crabs voted to target Chorby Soul for the plunder.
  • The Flowers and Crabs made a trade.
    • 🌹 - Chorby Soul + Silvaire Roadhouse
    • 🦀 - Silvaire Roadhouse + Chorby Soul
  • Plunder - 17% of all Crabs Will Votes
    This Filing - 74% of Crabs Plunder Votes
    Final Odds - 13% chance of happening.
• 
  Foreshadow
  • The Crabs chose to bring Brisket Friendo forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Alston Cerveza.
  • The Crabs and Sunbeams made a trade.
    • 🦀 - Brisket Friendo + Alston Cerveza
    • 🌞 - Alston Cerveza + Brisket Friendo
  • Alston Cerveza entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 13.6 → 14.2
  • Foreshadow - 32% of all Crabs Will Votes
    This Filing - 55% of Crabs Foreshadow Votes
    Final Odds - 17% chance of happening.

Blessings

• 
  Handcrafted Glove Drop blessed the Baltimore Crabs.
  • Tot Fox gained Clutch Rubber Glove.
    • + Clutch Rubber Glove
    • +  High Pressure
  • The Crabs had 10% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Worms with 12%
    1,132,105 votes were cast.
• 
  Time to Shine blessed the Baltimore Crabs.
  • The Crabs moved their best Hitter Alston Cerveza to their Lineup.
    • 🦀 - Alston Cerveza, Shadows
    • 🦀 + Alston Cerveza, Lineup
  • The Crabs had 37% of the Votes
    They were the highest bidders.
    1,999,499 votes were cast.