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'''Lars Taylor''' is a pitcher for the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]], and has been with the Sunbeams since [[Season 1 | the Return of Blaseball]].  
 
'''Lars Taylor''' is a pitcher for the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]], and has been with the Sunbeams since [[Season 1 | the Return of Blaseball]].  
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Taylor joined the [[ILB]] as a pitcher for the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams|Moab Sunbeams]] with [[Season 1 | the Return of Blaseball]].
 
Taylor joined the [[ILB]] as a pitcher for the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams|Moab Sunbeams]] with [[Season 1 | the Return of Blaseball]].
  
During the [[Season 6#Election Results|Season 6 elections]] the Sunbeams received the [[Season_6#Blessings|'''Move the Mounds Closer''']] blessing and benefited from the [[Season_6#Blessings|'''Sharing Signs''']] blessing the [[Boston Flowers]] received, which increased Taylor's pitching from no stars to {{Star Rating|1}}.
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During the [[Season 6#Election Results|Season 6 elections]] the Sunbeams received the [[Season_6#Blessings|'''Move the Mounds Closer''']] blessing and benefited from the [[Season_6#Blessings|'''Sharing Signs''']] blessing the [[Boston Flowers]] received, which boosted Taylor's pitching from {{Star Change|0.1|0.8}}.
  
 
In [[Season 8]], Taylor joined an elite group during a game against the eventual champion [[Baltimore Crabs]]. The Crabs began the matchup with a score of -2 due to '''[[Targeted Shame]]''' and Taylor gave up two runs, resulting in a two-run shutout.
 
In [[Season 8]], Taylor joined an elite group during a game against the eventual champion [[Baltimore Crabs]]. The Crabs began the matchup with a score of -2 due to '''[[Targeted Shame]]''' and Taylor gave up two runs, resulting in a two-run shutout.
  
During the [[Season 9#Election Results|Season 9 elections]] the Hellmouth Sunbeams received the [[Season 9#Blessings|'''Mutually Arising''']] blessing, which increased Taylor's baserunning from {{Star Rating|2}} to {{Star Rating|2.5}}.
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During the [[Season 9#Election Results|Season 9 elections]] the Hellmouth Sunbeams received the [[Season 9#Blessings|'''Mutually Arising''']] blessing, resulting in a combined {{Star Change|8.3|9.0}} stat increase.
 
 
On [[Season 10]], Day 81, Taylor entered [[Party Time]] with the Sunbeams. During the remainder of the Season, Taylor partied once, on day 93, increasing both their batting and defense by {{Star Rating|0.5}}.
 
  
 
In the [[Season 11]] Championships, Taylor pitched the sixth and winning game in a five-game series against the [[Hades Tigers]] to determine the [[Wild League]] champions. Taylor then proceeded to pitch the fifth and final championship game against the [[Seattle Garages]], securing the Sunbeams' first ILB champion title.
 
In the [[Season 11]] Championships, Taylor pitched the sixth and winning game in a five-game series against the [[Hades Tigers]] to determine the [[Wild League]] champions. Taylor then proceeded to pitch the fifth and final championship game against the [[Seattle Garages]], securing the Sunbeams' first ILB champion title.
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On [[Season 13]], Day 19, Taylor's batting ability was siphoned by [[Ohio Worms]] batter [[Vessalius Sundae]] in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather, decreasing it {{Star Change|2.6|1.9}}.
 
On [[Season 13]], Day 19, Taylor's batting ability was siphoned by [[Ohio Worms]] batter [[Vessalius Sundae]] in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather, decreasing it {{Star Change|2.6|1.9}}.
  
On [[Season 13]], Day 93, Taylor entered [[Party Time]] with the Sunbeams. During the remainder of the Season, Taylor partied twice for a combined stat change of {{Star Change|9.4|11.9}}. During the [[Season 13#Election Results|Season 13 elections]] the Sunbeams benefited from all four [[Season 13#Blessings|'''"Bubble"''']] blessings, which increased Taylor's pitching and defense by 4%.
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During the [[Season 13#Election Results|Season 13 elections]] the Sunbeams benefited from all four [[Season 13#Blessings|'''"Bubble"''']] blessings, which increased Taylor's pitching and defense by 4%.
 
{{Community Lore}}
 
{{Community Lore}}
 
==Personal Life==
 
==Personal Life==
Taylor traded his stars away in a crossroads deal with a Hellbeast for Sun Energy. This deal was made with [[JEFF!|JEFF]], however JEFF has not taken that form since, and Taylor is completely unaware of the fact that the crossroads deal he made was with JEFF.
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Taylor traded his stars away in a crossroads deal with a Hellbeast for Sun Energy. This deal was made with [[JEFF!]], however JEFF! has not taken that form since, and Taylor is completely unaware of the fact that the crossroads deal he made was with JEFF!
 
 
 
Rather than eyes, Taylor has only portals to the sky, making him very bad at judging when he is facing the batter or when the ball is near him. He is kept on the team because of [[The Prophecy]], and because of his positive team spirit and can-do attitude. While the probability map of Taylor's uncountable arms has been determined empirically, their exact location at any point in time is indeterminate; thus, he holds his glove aloft and pitches the ball by sheer force of will.
 
Rather than eyes, Taylor has only portals to the sky, making him very bad at judging when he is facing the batter or when the ball is near him. He is kept on the team because of [[The Prophecy]], and because of his positive team spirit and can-do attitude. While the probability map of Taylor's uncountable arms has been determined empirically, their exact location at any point in time is indeterminate; thus, he holds his glove aloft and pitches the ball by sheer force of will.
  
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File:Lars mentoring the youth.png|Lars Taylor, mentoring the youth who live under [[The Solarium]]
 
File:Lars mentoring the youth.png|Lars Taylor, mentoring the youth who live under [[The Solarium]]
 
File:Lars Taylor.png|by {{Twitter|name=Karagna_}}
 
File:Lars Taylor.png|by {{Twitter|name=Karagna_}}
File:091020 NoStarsLars.gif|Lars Taylor animation by '''[https://twitter.com/MimimiCee/status/1304449999934238723 @MimimiCee]'''
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File:091020 NoStarsLars.gif|Lars Taylor animation<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/MimimiCee/status/1304449999934238723 @MimimiCee]'''
File:35LarsTaylor.png|Mini-Blaseballer by '''[http://miniblaseball.surge.sh/ @HetreaSky]'''
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File:35LarsTaylor.png|Mini-Blaseballer<br />by '''[http://miniblaseball.surge.sh/ @HetreaSky]'''
 
File:Art by @ waalkr 22.png|alt=Lars Taylor smiling with a peace sign.|by '''[https://twitter.com/_waalkr/status/1320162041592676352?s=20 @_waalkr]'''
 
File:Art by @ waalkr 22.png|alt=Lars Taylor smiling with a peace sign.|by '''[https://twitter.com/_waalkr/status/1320162041592676352?s=20 @_waalkr]'''
File:092220 LarsAlaynabella 3.png|Lars and [[Alaynabella Hollywood|Alaynabella]] hugging, by '''[https://twitter.com/MimimiCee/status/1308815478870224897 @MimimiCee]'''
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File:092220 LarsAlaynabella 3.png|Lars and [[Alaynabella Hollywood|Alaynabella]] hugging<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/MimimiCee/status/1308815478870224897 @MimimiCee]'''
File:HOLD by ash.png|HOLD, by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1320559182018478083 Ash]'''
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File:HOLD by ash.png|''HOLD''<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1320559182018478083 Ash]'''
 
File:Lars taylor wins the game.png|by {{Twitter|name=Karagna_}}
 
File:Lars taylor wins the game.png|by {{Twitter|name=Karagna_}}
File:101920 DayStarLars.png|New Star Lars, by '''[https://twitter.com/MimimiCee/status/1318304832101515266 @MimimiCee]'''
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File:101920 DayStarLars.png|New Star Lars<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/MimimiCee/status/1318304832101515266 @MimimiCee]'''
 
File:Starchild by larkine.jpg|Lars contemplating the cosmos, by {{Twitter|name=larkiiiine}}
 
File:Starchild by larkine.jpg|Lars contemplating the cosmos, by {{Twitter|name=larkiiiine}}
File:092420 PromLars 2.png|Lars Hlomecoming Outfit, by '''[https://twitter.com/MimimiCee/status/1310238742175715328 @MimimiCee]'''
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File:092420 PromLars 2.png|Lars Hlomecoming Outfit<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/MimimiCee/status/1310238742175715328 @MimimiCee]'''
File:Sorry blaseball by revivificating.png|Lars in his Daleween costume, by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1322606630316494850 Ash]'''
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File:Sorry blaseball by revivificating.png|Lars in his Daleween costume<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1322606630316494850 Ash]'''
 
File:Lone star by fancymancer.jpg|Lone Star Lars Taylor by {{Twitter|name=Fancymancer}}
 
File:Lone star by fancymancer.jpg|Lone Star Lars Taylor by {{Twitter|name=Fancymancer}}
File:102420 Lars.png|Lars on the mound, by '''[https://twitter.com/MimimiCee/status/1320108896095248387 @MimimiCee]'''
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File:102420 Lars.png|Lars on the mound<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/MimimiCee/status/1320108896095248387 @MimimiCee]'''
File:Lars Taylor by stationfaerie.png|By {{Twitter|name=StationFaerie}}
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File:Lars Taylor by stationfaerie.png|by {{Twitter|name=StationFaerie}}
File:101620 TimeskipLars.png|Lars Timeskip, by '''[https://twitter.com/MimimiCee/status/1317127618324553730 @MimimiCee]'''
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File:101620 TimeskipLars.png|Lars Timeskip<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/MimimiCee/status/1317127618324553730 @MimimiCee]'''
File:Lars fashion WIN.png|alt=Lars Taylor in full cowboy garb including a fringe jacket, a red bandanna around their neck, a belt with a sliver buckle, cowboy boots, and a cowboy hat with a single star. He's tipping his hat.|Sunbeams fashion crimes by {{Twitter|name=larkiiiine}}
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File:Lars fashion WIN.png|alt=Lars Taylor in full cowboy garb including a fringe jacket, a red bandanna around their neck, a belt with a sliver buckle, cowboy boots, and a cowboy hat with a single star. He's tipping his hat.|Sunbeams fashion crimes<br />by {{Twitter|name=larkiiiine}}
File:Lars airblud by stationfaerie.jpg|Lars meets notable sporthound [[Air Blud]]. By {{Twitter|name=StationFaerie}}
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File:Lars airblud by stationfaerie.jpg|Lars meets notable sporthound [[Air Blud]]<br />by {{Twitter|name=StationFaerie}}
 
File:Lars Taylor Light Of My Life Absolute Icon by the Honorable Glassgoblin.jpg|by {{Twitter|name=glassgoblin}}
 
File:Lars Taylor Light Of My Life Absolute Icon by the Honorable Glassgoblin.jpg|by {{Twitter|name=glassgoblin}}
 
File:Lars by marrow clay.png|Lars Taylor, by Marrow Clay. ('''[https://wizarddoodles.tumblr.com/ Tumblr]'''/'''[https://twitter.com/dragonmarrow Twitter]''')
 
File:Lars by marrow clay.png|Lars Taylor, by Marrow Clay. ('''[https://wizarddoodles.tumblr.com/ Tumblr]'''/'''[https://twitter.com/dragonmarrow Twitter]''')
File:We Don't Sleep. We Can't Sleep.png|[[Macchiato City]] Lars with their friend [[Chorby Short|Chorby]], by '''[https://twitter.com/larkiiiine/status/1327682379243282433?s=20 @larkiiiine]'''
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File:We Don't Sleep. We Can't Sleep.png|[[Macchiato City]] Lars with their friend [[Chorby Short|Chorby]]<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/larkiiiine/status/1327682379243282433?s=20 @larkiiiine]'''
File:We putting GAY PEOPLE on the WIKI.jpg|An image of Lars & [[Nerd Pacheco]] ready to attend the Slolstice Ball by {{Twitter|name=_iznj}}
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File:We putting GAY PEOPLE on the WIKI.jpg|An image of Lars & [[Nerd Pacheco]] ready to attend the Slolstice Ball<br />by {{Twitter|name=_iznj}}
File:Ooh they chillin.png|[[Wyatt Quitter]] & Lars Taylor, chillin' by {{Twitter|name=Fancymancer}}
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File:Ooh they chillin.png|[[Wyatt Quitter]] & Lars Taylor, chillin'<br />by {{Twitter|name=Fancymancer}}
File:Lars chatting with a Star.png|alt=Lars standing under a night sky, holding up a star to his face.|Lars chatting with a Star by {{Twitter|name=CKaelde}}
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File:Lars chatting with a Star.png|alt=Lars standing under a night sky, holding up a star to his face.|Lars chatting with a Star<br />by {{Twitter|name=CKaelde}}
File:Bismarck is the capital of North Dakota, but Fargo is the largest city in the state.jpg|alt=An image of Nerd Pacheco & Lars Taylor side by side, dressed for the cold. Nerd has a scarf on and their hair is tied and lying over their right shoulder. Lars is wearing a beanie with stars and a star pom-pom, and a checkered scarf. A speech bubble on the left shows Nerd saying \"Bismarck is the capital of North Dakota, but Fargo is the largest city in the state\" while a though bubble to the right of Lars shows them thinking \"neat.\"|Lars with [[Nerd Pacheco|Nerd]] by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1344170159519502337?s=20 Ash]'''
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File:Bismarck is the capital of North Dakota, but Fargo is the largest city in the state.jpg|alt=An image of Nerd Pacheco & Lars Taylor side by side, dressed for the cold. Nerd has a scarf on and their hair is tied and lying over their right shoulder. Lars is wearing a beanie with stars and a star pom-pom, and a checkered scarf. A speech bubble on the left shows Nerd saying \"Bismarck is the capital of North Dakota, but Fargo is the largest city in the state\" while a though bubble to the right of Lars shows them thinking \"neat.\"|Lars with [[Nerd Pacheco|Nerd]]<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1344170159519502337?s=20 Ash]'''
File:2021 Babey!.png|Lars & [[Nerd Pacheco|Nerd]] celebrating the new year, by '''[https://twitter.com/larkiiiine/status/1344858848474124289?s=20 @larkiiiine]'''
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File:2021 Babey!.png|Lars & [[Nerd Pacheco|Nerd]] celebrating the new year<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/larkiiiine/status/1344858848474124289?s=20 @larkiiiine]'''
File:At da ren faire.jpg|Lars with [[Nerd Pacheco]] & [[Sandoval Crossing]] at the Vlalentines Day Ren Faire, by {{Twitter|name=_iznj}}
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File:At da ren faire.jpg|Lars with [[Nerd Pacheco]] & [[Sandoval Crossing]] at the Vlalentines Day Ren Faire<br />by {{Twitter|name=_iznj}}
File:Ren faire done.jpg|Lars with [[York Silk]] and [[NaN]] at the Vlalentines Day Ren Faire, by '''[https://twitter.com/CassiniKepler CassiniKepler]'''
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File:Ren faire done.jpg|Lars with [[York Silk]] and [[NaN]] at the Vlalentines Day Ren Faire<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/CassiniKepler CassiniKepler]'''
File:YEE-HECKIN-HAW.png|Lars with [[Nerd Pacheco|Nerd]] on [[Precious the Honse]], by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1360799461761507328?s=20 Ash]'''
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File:YEE-HECKIN-HAW.png|Lars with [[Nerd Pacheco|Nerd]] on [[Precious the Honse]]<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1360799461761507328?s=20 Ash]'''
File:Lovely Designer.png|alt=Lars Taylor next to Miguel James. Lars is standing wearing pajamas and a dark blue cape with a starry interior. Miguel is knelled next to Lars and is sewing the cape while dressed in an elaborate black, purple, and yellow ren faire costume including a brown hat with a large purple feather. Lars is looking down at Miguel who is smiling up at him.|[[Miguel James]] making Lars's Ren Faire outfit. By '''[https://twitter.com/_iznj/status/1361174944739164160 @_iznj]'''
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File:Lovely Designer.png|alt=Lars Taylor next to Miguel James. Lars is standing wearing pajamas and a dark blue cape with a starry interior. Miguel is knelled next to Lars and is sewing the cape while dressed in an elaborate black, purple, and yellow ren faire costume including a brown hat with a large purple feather. Lars is looking down at Miguel who is smiling up at him.|[[Miguel James]] making Lars's Ren Faire outfit<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/_iznj/status/1361174944739164160 @_iznj]'''
File:Lone.5tar lars.jpg|Lone.5tar Lars by '''[https://twitter.com/joeytwoeyes/status/1370604230713647109?s=20 @joeytwoeyes]'''
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File:Lone.5tar lars.jpg|Lone.5tar Lars<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/joeytwoeyes/status/1370604230713647109?s=20 @joeytwoeyes]'''
File:Trust Lars.png|Lars in their new flippers by Mangatiger on Discord
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File:Trust Lars.png|Lars in their new flippers<br />by Mangatiger on Discord
File:We said lars could go swimming in the colorado river and NOW look at him.png|Lars actually ''using'' their new flippers by {{Twitter|name=HokutoHero}}
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File:We said lars could go swimming in the colorado river and NOW look at him.png|Lars actually ''using'' their new flippers<br />by {{Twitter|name=HokutoHero}}
 
File:Nagomi Nava closet honse girl.jpg|Lars showing [[Nagomi Nava|Nagomi]] his [[Precious the Honse|honse]]<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1355887939897667589?s=20 Ash]'''
 
File:Nagomi Nava closet honse girl.jpg|Lars showing [[Nagomi Nava|Nagomi]] his [[Precious the Honse|honse]]<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1355887939897667589?s=20 Ash]'''
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File:(ง •̀ •́)ง.jpg|by '''[https://twitter.com/Poltergeisz/status/1373387823152254980?s=20 Saffron]'''
 
File:Lars taylor angel.png|alt=A picture of Lars Taylor on a purple background. He is wearing a cowboy outfit, and has black skin with a no facial features except for a white star. Around him are spectral hands.|by '''[https://twitter.com/blazeballs130 @blazeballs130]'''
 
File:Lars taylor angel.png|alt=A picture of Lars Taylor on a purple background. He is wearing a cowboy outfit, and has black skin with a no facial features except for a white star. Around him are spectral hands.|by '''[https://twitter.com/blazeballs130 @blazeballs130]'''
File:Don't mind me uploading Tigers Nerd art after they've been swapped to the Pies already.jpg|Alt=An image of Nerd Pacheco and Lars Taylor. Nerd is in a Tigers uniform while Lars is in a Sunbeams crop top uniform with his cowboy hat pushed back off his head and resting against his back. Lars is eagerly reaching up to grab at Nerd's face and Nerd is smiling down at them in return.|''Stripes are a good look on you''<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1369128278364160003?s=20 Ash]'''
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File:Don't mind me uploading Tigers Nerd art after they've been swapped to the Pies already.jpg|alt=An image of Nerd Pacheco and Lars Taylor. Nerd is in a Tigers uniform while Lars is in a Sunbeams crop top uniform with his cowboy hat pushed back off his head and resting against his back. Lars is eagerly reaching up to grab at Nerd's face and Nerd is smiling down at them in return.|''Stripes are a good look on you''<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1369128278364160003?s=20 Ash]'''
 
File:Oh yeah, it's all coming together.jpg|Lars after receiving their second star, by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1371988770430595074?s=20 Ash]'''
 
File:Oh yeah, it's all coming together.jpg|Lars after receiving their second star, by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1371988770430595074?s=20 Ash]'''
File:THE STARCHILD.png|Lars Taylor as an extension of the existentially horrifying entity STARCHILD, by CURSE
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File:THE STARCHILD.png|Lars Taylor as an extension of the existentially horrifying entity STARCHILD<br />by CURSE
 
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===Fanfiction===
 
===Fanfiction===

Revision as of 03:17, 6 May 2021

Lars Taylor is a pitcher for the Hellmouth Sunbeams, and has been with the Sunbeams since the Return of Blaseball.

Official League Records

Taylor joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Moab Sunbeams with the Return of Blaseball.

During the Season 6 elections the Sunbeams received the Move the Mounds Closer blessing and benefited from the Sharing Signs blessing the Boston Flowers received, which boosted Taylor's pitching from 0.1 0.8 .

In Season 8, Taylor joined an elite group during a game against the eventual champion Baltimore Crabs. The Crabs began the matchup with a score of -2 due to Targeted Shame and Taylor gave up two runs, resulting in a two-run shutout.

During the Season 9 elections the Hellmouth Sunbeams received the Mutually Arising blessing, resulting in a combined 8.3 9.0 stat increase.

In the Season 11 Championships, Taylor pitched the sixth and winning game in a five-game series against the Hades Tigers to determine the Wild League champions. Taylor then proceeded to pitch the fifth and final championship game against the Seattle Garages, securing the Sunbeams' first ILB champion title.

During the Coffee Cup, Taylor played for Macchiato City as a lineup player.

During the Season 12 elections, Taylor recieved the Flippers modification due to the Sunbeams' Trust will.

On Season 13, Day 19, Taylor's batting ability was siphoned by Ohio Worms batter Vessalius Sundae in a game with Blooddrain weather, decreasing it 2.6 1.9 .

During the Season 13 elections the Sunbeams benefited from all four "Bubble" blessings, which increased Taylor's pitching and defense by 4%.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Personal Life

Taylor traded his stars away in a crossroads deal with a Hellbeast for Sun Energy. This deal was made with JEFF!, however JEFF! has not taken that form since, and Taylor is completely unaware of the fact that the crossroads deal he made was with JEFF! Rather than eyes, Taylor has only portals to the sky, making him very bad at judging when he is facing the batter or when the ball is near him. He is kept on the team because of The Prophecy, and because of his positive team spirit and can-do attitude. While the probability map of Taylor's uncountable arms has been determined empirically, their exact location at any point in time is indeterminate; thus, he holds his glove aloft and pitches the ball by sheer force of will.

Lars Taylor communicates at times through a slightly modified form of American Sign Language. With his uncountable arms, Taylor is able to communicate several concepts simultaneously, which makes for a very efficient form of communication. This form of communication is so efficient, it is known to be difficult to keep up with for users of slower modes of communication, but Taylor will adjust the speed accordingly. Notably, Shadowed teammate Joe Voorhees seems to have no trouble keeping up with Taylor when he signs at top speed.

Lars Taylor's jersey has had a patch on the right shoulder depicting a denim jacket since the beginning of Season 4, from whence his eyes to the sky were reported to be just a touch dimmer. Nobody has been callous enough as to ask him about the meaning.

Career with the Sunbeams

Until the Season 6 elections, Lars Taylor had 0 pitching stars. Thus, he was given the nickname, "No-Stars Lars".

As of the Season 6 election, Taylor's ability has been upgraded to an average of one star, changing their nickname to "One-Star Lars" or "Lone-Star Lars". Taylor has been seen wearing a Western-style hat on at least one occasion, but reports that he has begun signing "Yee Haw!" before pitches have been hotly disputed among the Sunbeams faithful.

Trivia

  • Before the end of Season 6, Lars Taylor was one of the few pitchers with 0 stars. He managed to stay starless through the first 6 seasons of Blaseball, which is the longest any player has been without stars in their position.
  • Lars Taylor has published a philosophical treatise on starlessness, conceptualizing it as a state of absolute liberation akin to nirvana.
  • Taylor's stars appear to be inversely correlated with PolkaDot Patterson's stars, meaning that Lars currently does not have 87 stars.
  • Taylor started his career playing for the No-Stats Lads in the Heckmouth Sundarn Series, Hellmouth's amateur league.
  • Taylor cares about the community and has been mentoring several of Hellmouth's youth who live underneath the stadium.
  • As of the end of Season 8, Taylor has taken up residence with his teammates inside of teammate/sentient castle Sigmund Castillo.

Fan Works

Fanfiction

For more fanfiction see the 'Lars Taylor' tag on AO3

Games