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File:Sorry blaseball by revivificating.png|Lars in his Daleween costume<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1322606630316494850 Ash]''' | File:Sorry blaseball by revivificating.png|Lars in his Daleween costume<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1322606630316494850 Ash]''' | ||
File:Lone star by fancymancer.jpg|Lone Star Lars Taylor by {{Twitter|name=Fancymancer}} | File:Lone star by fancymancer.jpg|Lone Star Lars Taylor by {{Twitter|name=Fancymancer}} | ||
+ | File:٩(。•́‿•̀。)۶.jpg|''Stare into the Sun''<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/2skele2bells/status/1312629076725653504?s=20 Bells]''' | ||
+ | File:Lars fashion WIN.png|alt=Lars Taylor in full cowboy garb including a fringe jacket, a red bandanna around their neck, a belt with a sliver buckle, cowboy boots, and a cowboy hat with a single star. He's tipping his hat.|Sunbeams fashion crimes<br />by {{Twitter|name=larkiiiine}} | ||
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File:102420 Lars.png|Lars on the mound<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/MimimiCee/status/1320108896095248387 @MimimiCee]''' | File:102420 Lars.png|Lars on the mound<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/MimimiCee/status/1320108896095248387 @MimimiCee]''' | ||
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+ | File:Lars Taylor Light Of My Life Absolute Icon by the Honorable Glassgoblin.jpg|alt=An image of Lars Taylor suspended in midair by a number of purple celestial arms. They are wearing a Sunbeams crop top jersey and a purple fringed jacket with a Sunbeams logo visible on the shoulder. In his right hand is a golden blaseball mitt and in his left hand is a blaseball with golden seams. He's wearing black pants with a purple belt and gold buckle, yellow knee-high socks, and white sneakers with yellow laces and a sun on the inside ankle. Where their face would usually be is a hole that goes all the way through their head, surrounded by a circle of teeth. Inside this hole floats a single 4-pointed star. 2 celestial hands frame his head like a crown.|by '''[https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/status/1325120837687541766?s=20 @glassgoblin]''' | ||
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+ | File:(ง •̀ •́)ง.jpg|by '''[https://twitter.com/Poltergeisz/status/1373387823152254980?s=20 Saffron]''' | ||
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File:Lars Taylor by stationfaerie.png|by {{Twitter|name=StationFaerie}} | File:Lars Taylor by stationfaerie.png|by {{Twitter|name=StationFaerie}} | ||
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File:101620 TimeskipLars.png|Lars Timeskip<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/MimimiCee/status/1317127618324553730 @MimimiCee]''' | File:101620 TimeskipLars.png|Lars Timeskip<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/MimimiCee/status/1317127618324553730 @MimimiCee]''' | ||
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File:We Don't Sleep. We Can't Sleep.png|[[Macchiato City]] Lars with their friend [[Chorby Short|Chorby]]<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/larkiiiine/status/1327682379243282433?s=20 @larkiiiine]''' | File:We Don't Sleep. We Can't Sleep.png|[[Macchiato City]] Lars with their friend [[Chorby Short|Chorby]]<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/larkiiiine/status/1327682379243282433?s=20 @larkiiiine]''' | ||
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+ | File:Lars airblud by stationfaerie.jpg|Lars meets notable splorthound<br />[[Air Blud]]<br />by {{Twitter|name=StationFaerie}} | ||
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+ | File:Sir, this is my emotional support star child.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Hellmouth Sunbeams pitcher Lars Taylor holding up two spectral hands in a double peace sign.|by '''[https://twitter.com/2skele2bells/status/1320256189683306496?s=20 Bells]''' | ||
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+ | File:Lars chatting with a Star.png|alt=Lars standing under a night sky, holding up a star to his face.|Lars chatting with a Star<br />by {{Twitter|name=CKaelde}} | ||
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File:Ooh they chillin.png|[[Wyatt Quitter]] & Lars Taylor, chillin'<br />by {{Twitter|name=Fancymancer}} | File:Ooh they chillin.png|[[Wyatt Quitter]] & Lars Taylor, chillin'<br />by {{Twitter|name=Fancymancer}} | ||
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+ | File:We putting GAY PEOPLE on the WIKI.jpg|Lars & [[Nerd Pacheco]] ready to attend the Slolstice Ball<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/_iznj/status/1342998852140486656?s=20 @_iznj]''' | ||
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+ | File:2021 Babey!.png|Lars & [[Nerd Pacheco|Nerd]] celebrating the new year<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/larkiiiine/status/1344858848474124289?s=20 @larkiiiine]''' | ||
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File:Bismarck is the capital of North Dakota, but Fargo is the largest city in the state.jpg|alt=An image of Nerd Pacheco & Lars Taylor side by side, dressed for the cold. Nerd has a scarf on and their hair is tied and lying over their right shoulder. Lars is wearing a beanie with stars and a star pom-pom, and a checkered scarf. A speech bubble on the left shows Nerd saying \"Bismarck is the capital of North Dakota, but Fargo is the largest city in the state\" while a though bubble to the right of Lars shows them thinking \"neat.\"|Lars with [[Nerd Pacheco|Nerd]]<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1344170159519502337?s=20 Ash]''' | File:Bismarck is the capital of North Dakota, but Fargo is the largest city in the state.jpg|alt=An image of Nerd Pacheco & Lars Taylor side by side, dressed for the cold. Nerd has a scarf on and their hair is tied and lying over their right shoulder. Lars is wearing a beanie with stars and a star pom-pom, and a checkered scarf. A speech bubble on the left shows Nerd saying \"Bismarck is the capital of North Dakota, but Fargo is the largest city in the state\" while a though bubble to the right of Lars shows them thinking \"neat.\"|Lars with [[Nerd Pacheco|Nerd]]<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1344170159519502337?s=20 Ash]''' | ||
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File:At da ren faire.jpg|Lars with [[Nerd Pacheco]] & [[Sandoval Crossing]] at the Vlalentines Day Ren Faire<br />by {{Twitter|name=_iznj}} | File:At da ren faire.jpg|Lars with [[Nerd Pacheco]] & [[Sandoval Crossing]] at the Vlalentines Day Ren Faire<br />by {{Twitter|name=_iznj}} | ||
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File:Ren faire done.jpg|Lars with [[York Silk]] and [[NaN]] at the Vlalentines Day Ren Faire<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/CassiniKepler CassiniKepler]''' | File:Ren faire done.jpg|Lars with [[York Silk]] and [[NaN]] at the Vlalentines Day Ren Faire<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/CassiniKepler CassiniKepler]''' | ||
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File:YEE-HECKIN-HAW.png|Lars with [[Nerd Pacheco|Nerd]] on [[Precious the Honse]]<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1360799461761507328?s=20 Ash]''' | File:YEE-HECKIN-HAW.png|Lars with [[Nerd Pacheco|Nerd]] on [[Precious the Honse]]<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1360799461761507328?s=20 Ash]''' | ||
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File:Lovely Designer.png|alt=Lars Taylor next to Miguel James. Lars is standing wearing pajamas and a dark blue cape with a starry interior. Miguel is knelled next to Lars and is sewing the cape while dressed in an elaborate black, purple, and yellow ren faire costume including a brown hat with a large purple feather. Lars is looking down at Miguel who is smiling up at him.|[[Miguel James]] making Lars's Ren Faire outfit<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/_iznj/status/1361174944739164160 @_iznj]''' | File:Lovely Designer.png|alt=Lars Taylor next to Miguel James. Lars is standing wearing pajamas and a dark blue cape with a starry interior. Miguel is knelled next to Lars and is sewing the cape while dressed in an elaborate black, purple, and yellow ren faire costume including a brown hat with a large purple feather. Lars is looking down at Miguel who is smiling up at him.|[[Miguel James]] making Lars's Ren Faire outfit<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/_iznj/status/1361174944739164160 @_iznj]''' | ||
− | File:Lone.5tar lars.jpg|Lone.5tar Lars<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/joeytwoeyes/status/1370604230713647109?s=20 @joeytwoeyes]''' | + | |
+ | File:Lars by marrow clay.png|Lars Taylor, by Marrow Clay. ('''[https://wizarddoodles.tumblr.com/ Tumblr]'''/'''[https://twitter.com/dragonmarrow Twitter]''') | ||
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+ | File:Nagomi Nava closet honse girl.jpg|Lars showing [[Nagomi Nava|Nagomi]] his [[Precious the Honse|honse]]<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1355887939897667589?s=20 Ash]''' | ||
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+ | File:Lone.5tar lars.jpg|alt=An image of Lars Taylor as a digital cowboy with arms covered in glowing circuitry and a tiny satellite orbiting their head. They're dressed in a cowboy hat and vest and are using all 4 arms to sign "1.5" in ASL. They're in front of a background that says "Lone.5tar Lars" at the top, and underneath has hands spelling out "1.5 star Lars" underneath.|''Lone.5tar Lars''<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/joeytwoeyes/status/1370604230713647109?s=20 @joeytwoeyes]''' | ||
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File:Trust Lars.png|Lars in their new flippers<br />by Mangatiger on Discord | File:Trust Lars.png|Lars in their new flippers<br />by Mangatiger on Discord | ||
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File:We said lars could go swimming in the colorado river and NOW look at him.png|Lars actually ''using'' their new flippers<br />by {{Twitter|name=HokutoHero}} | File:We said lars could go swimming in the colorado river and NOW look at him.png|Lars actually ''using'' their new flippers<br />by {{Twitter|name=HokutoHero}} | ||
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File:Just a lil business boy.jpg|Starlights Lars<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1389438961026744320?s=20 Ash]''' | File:Just a lil business boy.jpg|Starlights Lars<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1389438961026744320?s=20 Ash]''' | ||
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File:Lars taylor angel.png|alt=A picture of Lars Taylor on a purple background. He is wearing a cowboy outfit, and has black skin with a no facial features except for a white star. Around him are spectral hands.|by '''[https://twitter.com/blazeballs130 @blazeballs130]''' | File:Lars taylor angel.png|alt=A picture of Lars Taylor on a purple background. He is wearing a cowboy outfit, and has black skin with a no facial features except for a white star. Around him are spectral hands.|by '''[https://twitter.com/blazeballs130 @blazeballs130]''' | ||
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File:Don't mind me uploading Tigers Nerd art after they've been swapped to the Pies already.jpg|alt=An image of Nerd Pacheco and Lars Taylor. Nerd is in a Tigers uniform while Lars is in a Sunbeams crop top uniform with his cowboy hat pushed back off his head and resting against his back. Lars is eagerly reaching up to grab at Nerd's face and Nerd is smiling down at them in return.|''Stripes are a good look on you''<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1369128278364160003?s=20 Ash]''' | File:Don't mind me uploading Tigers Nerd art after they've been swapped to the Pies already.jpg|alt=An image of Nerd Pacheco and Lars Taylor. Nerd is in a Tigers uniform while Lars is in a Sunbeams crop top uniform with his cowboy hat pushed back off his head and resting against his back. Lars is eagerly reaching up to grab at Nerd's face and Nerd is smiling down at them in return.|''Stripes are a good look on you''<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1369128278364160003?s=20 Ash]''' | ||
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File:Oh yeah, it's all coming together.jpg|Lars after receiving their second star, by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1371988770430595074?s=20 Ash]''' | File:Oh yeah, it's all coming together.jpg|Lars after receiving their second star, by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1371988770430595074?s=20 Ash]''' | ||
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File:THE STARCHILD.png|Lars Taylor as an extension of the existentially horrifying entity STARCHILD<br />by CURSE | File:THE STARCHILD.png|Lars Taylor as an extension of the existentially horrifying entity STARCHILD<br />by CURSE | ||
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Revision as of 21:36, 8 May 2021
Lars Taylor is a pitcher for the Hellmouth Sunbeams, and has been with the Sunbeams since the Return of Blaseball.
Official League Records
Taylor joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Moab Sunbeams with the Return of Blaseball.
During the Season 6 elections the Sunbeams received the Move the Mounds Closer blessing and benefited from the Sharing Signs blessing the Boston Flowers received, which boosted Taylor's pitching from 0.1 → 0.8 .
In Season 8, Taylor joined an elite group during a game against the eventual champion Baltimore Crabs. The Crabs began the matchup with a score of -2 due to Targeted Shame and Taylor gave up two runs, resulting in a two-run shutout.
During the Season 9 elections the Hellmouth Sunbeams received the Mutually Arising blessing, resulting in a combined 8.3 → 9.0 stat increase.
In the Season 11 Championships, Taylor pitched the sixth and winning game in a five-game series against the Hades Tigers to determine the Wild League champions. Taylor then proceeded to pitch the fifth and final championship game against the Seattle Garages, securing the Sunbeams' first ILB champion title.
During the Coffee Cup, Taylor played for Macchiato City as a lineup player.
During the Season 12 elections, Taylor recieved the Flippers modification due to the Sunbeams' Trust will.
On Season 13, Day 19, Taylor's batting ability was siphoned by Ohio Worms batter Vessalius Sundae in a game with Blooddrain weather, decreasing it 2.6 → 1.9 .
During the Season 13 elections the Sunbeams benefited from all four "Bubble" blessings, which increased Taylor's pitching and defense by 4%.
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Personal Life
Taylor traded his stars away in a crossroads deal with a Hellbeast for Sun Energy. This deal was made with JEFF!, however JEFF! has not taken that form since, and Taylor is completely unaware of the fact that the crossroads deal he made was with JEFF! Rather than eyes, Taylor has only portals to the sky, making him very bad at judging when he is facing the batter or when the ball is near him. He is kept on the team because of The Prophecy, and because of his positive team spirit and can-do attitude. While the probability map of Taylor's uncountable arms has been determined empirically, their exact location at any point in time is indeterminate; thus, he holds his glove aloft and pitches the ball by sheer force of will.
Lars Taylor communicates at times through a slightly modified form of American Sign Language. With his uncountable arms, Taylor is able to communicate several concepts simultaneously, which makes for a very efficient form of communication. This form of communication is so efficient, it is known to be difficult to keep up with for users of slower modes of communication, but Taylor will adjust the speed accordingly. Notably, Shadowed teammate Joe Voorhees seems to have no trouble keeping up with Taylor when he signs at top speed.
Lars Taylor's jersey has had a patch on the right shoulder depicting a denim jacket since the beginning of Season 4, from whence his eyes to the sky were reported to be just a touch dimmer. Nobody has been callous enough as to ask him about the meaning.
Career with the Sunbeams
Until the Season 6 elections, Lars Taylor had 0 pitching stars. Thus, he was given the nickname, "No-Stars Lars".
As of the Season 6 election, Taylor's ability has been upgraded to an average of one star, changing their nickname to "One-Star Lars" or "Lone-Star Lars". Taylor has been seen wearing a Western-style hat on at least one occasion, but reports that he has begun signing "Yee Haw!" before pitches have been hotly disputed among the Sunbeams faithful.
Trivia
- Before the end of Season 6, Lars Taylor was one of the few pitchers with 0 stars. He managed to stay starless through the first 6 seasons of Blaseball, which is the longest any player has been without stars in their position.
- Lars Taylor has published a philosophical treatise on starlessness, conceptualizing it as a state of absolute liberation akin to nirvana.
- Taylor's stars appear to be inversely correlated with PolkaDot Patterson's stars, meaning that Lars currently does not have 87 stars.
- Taylor started his career playing for the No-Stats Lads in the Heckmouth Sundarn Series, Hellmouth's amateur league.
- Taylor cares about the community and has been mentoring several of Hellmouth's youth who live underneath the stadium.
- As of the end of Season 8, Taylor has taken up residence with his teammates inside of teammate/sentient castle Sigmund Castillo.
Fan Works
by @lhcarpenter
Lars Taylor, mentoring the youth who live under The Solarium
by @Karagna_
Lars Taylor animation
by @MimimiCeeMini-Blaseballer
by @HetreaSkyby @_waalkr
Lars and Alaynabella hugging
by @MimimiCeeHOLD
by Ashby @Karagna_
New Star Lars
by @MimimiCeeLars contemplating the cosmos, by @larkiiiine
Lars Hlomecoming Outfit
by @MimimiCeeLars in his Daleween costume
by AshLone Star Lars Taylor by @Fancymancer
Stare into the Sun
by BellsSunbeams fashion crimes
by @larkiiiineLars on the mound
by @MimimiCeeby @glassgoblin
by Saffron
Lars Timeskip
by @MimimiCeeMacchiato City Lars with their friend Chorby
by @larkiiiineLars meets notable splorthound
Air Blud
by @StationFaerieby Bells
Lars chatting with a Star
by @CKaeldeWyatt Quitter & Lars Taylor, chillin'
by @FancymancerLars & Nerd Pacheco ready to attend the Slolstice Ball
by @_iznjLars & Nerd celebrating the new year
by @larkiiiineLars with Nerd Pacheco & Sandoval Crossing at the Vlalentines Day Ren Faire
by @_iznjLars with York Silk and NaN at the Vlalentines Day Ren Faire
by CassiniKeplerLars with Nerd on Precious the Honse
by AshMiguel James making Lars's Ren Faire outfit
by @_iznjLone.5tar Lars
by @joeytwoeyesLars actually using their new flippers
by @HokutoHeroby Bells
Starlights Lars
by AshStripes are a good look on you
by AshLars after receiving their second star, by Ash
Fanfiction
For more fanfiction see the 'Lars Taylor' tag on AO3
- catch a falling star by Ash - Lars Taylor's first moments on Earth.
- The Sun Sets Over Peanuts Just the Same by coinshot - Lars Taylor visits Nerd Pacheco's shell in Philadelphia.
- put your hand in mine by waveridden - Lars Taylor and NaN get to know each other.
Games
- Team Chemistry, an rpg by Cee
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Buried | Boudicca Midcentury · Doc Anice | |
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Stats | Season | 1 |
Beta | β1 · β2 · β3 · β4 · β5 · β6 · β7 · β8 · β9 · β10 · β11 · β12 · β13 · β14 · β15 · β16 · β17 · β18 · β19 · β20 · β21 · β22 · β23 · β24 | |
Circuit | Gamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4 | |
Ballpark | Lower Moab Scenic Overlook Field | |
Community Lore | ||
Staff | Sol · Monsieur Beam · JEFF! · Dead Tom · The Man Who Owns All the Teeth · Priya Fox · Determination Montgomery | |
Places | Hellmouth · Hellmouth Anti-Tourism Board · Shadow Moabbey · Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Café · Arches National Plark | |
History | Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams' History · The Solympic Flame · Adaptation · HELIOLATRY · Cuisine of Hellmouth | |
Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
Stare Into the Sun... |