Charleston Shoe Thieves/Beta/Season 22

👟 Charleston Shoe Thieves
Season 22
Dates	June 28, 2021 - July 04, 2021
← Previous	Season 21
Next →	Season 23
Results
Overall Record	50-49
Wins	64
Divine Favor	3
Division	3rd in Mild Low
League	5th in Mild League
ILB Placement	10th overall
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause β22 22 - Inky Rutledge + Blood Hamburger 👟 Fax Machine β22 26 - Blood Hamburger + Inky Rutledge 👟 Fax Machine β22 34 - Inky Rutledge + Blood Hamburger 👟 Fax Machine β22 LS + New Megan Ito IV 👟 Gift Shop β22 LS + Uncle Plasma VII 👟 Gift Shop β22 LS + Liquid Friend VII 👟 Gift Shop β22 EL - Herring Winfield + Jessica Telephone 🦀 Will (👟) Equivalent Exchange β22 EL - Jessica Telephone + Conner Haley 🥩 Will (🥩) Equivalent Exchange β22 EL - Ren Hunter + Tad Seeth 🥧 Blessing (👟) Big Swap β22 EL - Winnie Loser 🎸 Blessing (🎸) Gachapon β22 EL - New Megan Ito IV 👟 Dust β22 EL - Uncle Plasma VII 👟 Dust β22 EL - Liquid Friend VII 👟 Dust
Wills
Equivalent Exchange   🦀 - Jessica Telephone + Herring Winfield   👟 - Herring Winfield + Jessica Telephone Reform   Oscar Dollie  AttractorWhen this Player scores a Run, they'll join the Shadows of the Team that scored them, if they're not already on their Roster. ->  Fire EaterFire Eaters swallow fire instead of being incinerated. Equivalent Exchange   👟 - Jessica Telephone + Conner Haley   🥩 - Conner Haley + Jessica Telephone
Blessings
Big Swap   👟 - Ren Hunter + Tad Seeth   🥧 - Tad Seeth + Ren Hunter Lineup Alternate Trust   Velasquez Alstott +  AlternateThis Player is an Alternate... Player is replaced with an alternate reality version, stats are randomized. +  NegativeThis Player is a Negative. Negative players have negative eDensity.   Velasquez Alstott Combined 13.7 → 13.7   Jordan Hildebert +  Alternate +  Negative   Jordan Hildebert Combined 21.3 → 21.3   Tad Seeth +  Alternate +  Negative   Tad Seeth -  Attractor   Tad Seeth Combined 11.4 → 11.5 Gachapon   👟 - Winnie Loser Record Scratch   Velasquez Alstott +  SkippingWhen this Player steps up to bat, they'll start with a randomized count. Subtractor Avoidance   Esme Ramsey +  SubtractorWhen this Player bats in a Run or Unrun, the polarity of the Run or Unrun will be flipped (Runs become Unruns, Unruns become Runs).
Post-election
Other Events	- New Megan Ito IV New Megan Ito IV +  DustThis Player is waiting to be Dusted off. - Uncle Plasma VII Uncle Plasma VII +  Dust - Liquid Friend VII Liquid Friend VII +  Dust

In Season β22 the Charleston Shoe Thieves ended the regular season with a positive win-loss record for the first time since Season 17.

Starting Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Simon Haley Herring Winfield Ren Hunter Stu Trololol Oscar Dollie Jordan Hildebert Velasquez Alstott Esme Ramsey Agan Harrison Richardson Games	Gunther O'Brian Inky Rutledge Cornelius Games Snyder Briggs
Shadows
William Boone Oliver Hess Bennett Takahashi Vernon Shotwell 👥 Gallup Murphy Drosophila Fashion Blood Hamburger 👥 Badgerson Stromboli Winnie Loser Tevin Melcon 👥 Carter Oconnor Rhys Rivera Donna Milicic 👥 Rodriguez Sunshine Simba Davis 👥 Donia Johnson Jorge Owens Dovydas Peeps

Season

Stadium Renovations

• 
  Phantom Thieves' Guild - 7,292,683 Coins Spent
  • The Shoe Thieves established a Thieves' Guild in The Choux.
  • The Choux gained the Phantom Thieves' Guild modification.
    • +  Phantom Thieves' GuildIf the Home Team loses by 9 Runs in this Ballpark, they will steal from their opponent's Shadows.
• 
  Event Horizon - 2,142,000 Coins Spent
  • The Shoe Thieves summoned the Event Horizon to The Choux.
  • The Choux gained the Event Horizon modification.
    • +  Event HorizonThe Event Horizon will prevent the first Black Hole activation in each game, converting the Overflow to Unruns for your opponent's next game.

Gifts

The Shoe Thieves were listed as top contributors to the Houston Spies with 56%, Tokyo Lift with 20%, and Core Mechanics with 15%.

• 
  Shoe Thieves received 3 Gifts! - 18,547,844 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🛠️ Mechanics - 64%
    • 🕵️ Spies - 9%
    • 🌞 Sunbeams - 5%
  • 
    New Megan Ito, Trading Edition - Wishlist #1
    • A Replica of New Megan Ito is granted to the Shoe Thieves.
      • 👟 + New Megan Ito IV, Rotation
    • New Megan Ito IV gained the Trader mod.
      • +  TraderThis Player has a chance of swapping Items with an opponent during a game.
  • 
    Uncle Plasma, Mint Edition - Wishlist #2
    • Uncle Plasma VII is weaker on their own.
      • -  YolkedThis Player is Yolked!
    • A Replica of Uncle Plasma is granted to the Shoe Thieves.
      • 👟 + Uncle Plasma VII, Rotation
  • 
    Liquid Friend, Mint Edition - Wishlist #3
    • Liquid Friend VII is weaker on their own.
      • -  Yolked
    • A Replica of Liquid Friend is granted to the Shoe Thieves.
      • 👟 + Liquid Friend VII, Lineup
    • Liquid Friend VII and Uncle Plasma VII are stronger together.

Roster Changes

In Season 22, the Shoe Thieves experienced 3 Faxes and an allergic reaction.

• On Day 22, Inky Rutledge was Shadow Faxed for Blood Hamburger.
• On Day 26, Blood Hamburger was Shadow Faxed for Inky Rutledge.
• On Day 34, Inky Rutledge was Shadow Faxed for Blood Hamburger.
• On Day 42, Blood Hamburger swallowed a stray peanut and had an allergic reaction.

The Shoe Thieves entered Party Time on Day 93 and experienced 2 parties:

• Cornelius Games partied on Day 94.
• Simon Haley partied on Day 95.

Notable Games

• On Day 4, Snyder Briggs shut out the Kansas City Breath Mints, activating the Meadow's Voicemail and forcing Bright Zimmerman out of the Shadows as a leadoff hitter, replacing Rodriguez Internet.
• On Day 71, using the Choux's Tunnels, Blood Hamburger stole Wyatt Glover's Underhanded Rock Socks of Strength despite playing a game against the Baltimore Crabs and Glover being a pitcher for the Yellowstone Magic.
  • As many fans were relying on Wyatt Glover's Underhanded modification for profit, this steal had a significant impact on the economy.
• On Day 76, Traitor New Megan Ito IV stole Simon Haley's Wooden Shoes.
• On Day 90, the Choux's PsychoAcoustics echoed 0 Blood from the Crabs and gained Psychic Blood from A Blood Type, playing with 2 blood types.

Election Outcomes

The Season β22 Elections affected the Shoe Thieves' lineup in multiple ways. A series of Wills involving the Baltimore Crabs and Dallas Steaks ended up exchanging hitter Herring Winfield for Conner Haley. The Big Swap blessing exchanged Ren Hunter for Tad Seeth. Lineup Alternate Trust turned three random players into Negative Alternates, hitting Jordan Hildebert, Velasquez Alstott and Tad Seeth, rerolling their stats entirely. This also removed Tad's Attractor modification. Oscar Dollie's Attractor was reformed into Fire Eater. Finally, blessings from other teams made Esme Ramsey a +  Subtractor, Velasquez Alstott +  Skipping, and stole Winnie Loser from the Shoe Thieves' Shadows.

Wills

• 
  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Shoe Thieves vote to swap Jessica Telephone and Herring Winfield.
  • The Crabs and Shoe Thieves made a trade.
    • 🦀 - Jessica Telephone + Herring Winfield
    • 👟 - Herring Winfield + Jessica Telephone
  • Equivalent Exchange - 33% of all Shoe Thieves Will Votes
    This Filing - 8% of Shoe Thieves Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 3% chance of happening.
• 
  Reform
  • The Shoe Thieves choose to reroll Oscar Dollie's Attractor mod.
  • Oscar Dollie re-rolled from Attractor to Fire Eater.
    •  Attractor ->  Fire Eater
  • Reform - 53% of all Shoe Thieves Will Votes
    This Filing - 66% of Shoe Thieves Reform Votes
    Final Odds - 35% chance of happening.
• 
  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Steaks vote to swap Jessica Telephone and Conner Haley.
  • The Shoe Thieves and Steaks made a trade.
    • 👟 - Jessica Telephone + Conner Haley
    • 🥩 - Conner Haley + Jessica Telephone
  • Equivalent Exchange - 54% of all Steaks Will Votes
    This Filing - 40% of Steaks Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 21% chance of happening.

Blessings

• 
  Big Swap blessed the Charleston Shoe Thieves.
  • The Shoe Thieves swapped Ren Hunter for the Pies' Tad Seeth.
    • 👟 - Ren Hunter + Tad Seeth
    • 🥧 - Tad Seeth + Ren Hunter
  • Tad Seeth was boosted.
    • Combined 23.1 → 23.6
  • The Shoe Thieves had 87% of the Votes
    They were the highest bidders.
    298,139 votes were cast.
• 
  Lineup Alternate Trust blessed the Charleston Shoe Thieves.
  • Velasquez Alstott's Alternate is called.
    • +  Alternate
    • Combined 13.7 → 13.7
  • Velasquez Alstott's Alternate arrived with Negative.
    • +  Negative
  • Jordan Hildebert's Alternate is called.
    • +  Alternate
    • Combined 21.3 → 21.3
  • Jordan Hildebert's Alternate arrived with Negative.
    • +  Negative
  • Tad Seeth's Alternate is called.
    • +  Alternate
    • Combined 11.4 → 11.5
  • Tad Seeth feels renewed.
    • -  Attractor
  • Tad Seeth's Alternate arrived with Negative.
    • +  Negative
  • The Shoe Thieves had 6% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Crabs with 69%
    57,504 votes were cast.
• 
  Gachapon blessed the Seattle Garages.
  • Winnie Loser was recruited by the Garages.
    • 👟 - Winnie Loser, Shadows
    • 🎸 + Winnie Loser, Shadows
  • Winnie Loser entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 8.7 → 9.3
  • The Garages had 4% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Tigers with 22%
    3,840,043 votes were cast.
• 
  Record Scratch blessed the Ohio Worms.
  • Velasquez Alstott gained the permanent mod Skipping.
    • +  Skipping
  • The Worms had 6% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Sunbeams with 12%
    1,932,670 votes were cast.
• 
  Subtractor Avoidance blessed the Hawai'i Fridays.
  • Esme Ramsey gained the permanent mod Subtractor.
    • +  Subtractor
  • The Fridays had 9% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Sunbeams with 14%
    2,659,830 votes were cast.

Post Election

• Liquid Friend VII faded away from the Shoe Thieves.
  • 👟 - Liquid Friend VII
• Liquid Friend VII and Uncle Plasma VII are weaker apart.
  • -  Yolked
• Liquid Friend VII faded to dust.
  • +  Dust
• Uncle Plasma VII faded away from the Shoe Thieves.
  • 👟 - Uncle Plasma VII
• Uncle Plasma VII are weaker apart.
  • -  Yolked
• Uncle Plasma VII faded to dust.
  • +  Dust
• New Megan Ito IV faded away from the Shoe Thieves.
  • 👟 - New Megan Ito IV
• New Megan Ito IV faded to dust.
  • +  Dust
• Alejandro Leaf Roamed out of the Hall of Flame.
• Alejandro Leaf Roamed to The Moist Talkers.
  • 🗣️ + Alejandro Leaf, Rotation