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| title        = [[Hellmouth Sunbeams|🌞 Hellmouth Sunbeams]]
 
| title        = [[Hellmouth Sunbeams|🌞 Hellmouth Sunbeams]]
 
| season      = Season 7
 
| season      = Season 7
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| modifs      = {{Modif|Blood Winner}}
 
| modifs      = {{Modif|Blood Winner}}
 
| rules        = {{Modif|Eat the Rich}}{{Modif|Party Time}}
 
| rules        = {{Modif|Eat the Rich}}{{Modif|Party Time}}
| blessings    = {{Teamicon|Sunbeams|size=30px}}'''Stickum<ref name=":0" />'''<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Eugenia Bickle]] Defense {{Star Rating|3}} to {{Star Rating|4}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Sandoval Crossing]] Defense {{Star Rating|3}} to {{Star Rating|3.5}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Miguel James]] Defense {{Star Rating|3}} to {{Star Rating|1.5}}<br>{{Teamicon|Sunbeams|size=30px}}'''Downsizing'''<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{Teamemoji|Sunbeams}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Joe Voorhees]], Lineup {{PositionIcon|0}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{Teamemoji|Sunbeams}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Joe Voorhees]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}<br>{{Teamicon|Fridays|size=30px}}'''Shame Bubble'''<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[San Francisco Lovers]] {{ModGain|Targeted Shame|duration=season}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Baltimore Crabs]] {{ModGain|Targeted Shame|duration=season}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[New York Millennials]] {{ModGain|Targeted Shame|duration=season}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Chicago Firefighters]] {{ModGain|Targeted Shame|duration=season}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] {{ModGain|Targeted Shame|duration=season}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Houston Spies]] {{ModGain|Targeted Shame|duration=season}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Boston Flowers]] {{ModGain|Targeted Shame|duration=season}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Miami Dale]] {{ModGain|Targeted Shame|duration=season}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] {{ModGain|Targeted Shame|duration=season}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Unlimited Tacos]] {{ModGain|Targeted Shame|duration=season}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Hades Tigers]] {{ModGain|Targeted Shame|duration=season}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Canada Moist Talkers]] {{ModGain|Targeted Shame|duration=season}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Seattle Garages]] {{ModGain|Targeted Shame|duration=season}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Dallas Steaks]] {{ModGain|Targeted Shame|duration=season}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Kansas City Breath Mints]] {{ModGain|Targeted Shame|duration=season}}
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| blessings    = {{Teamicon|Sunbeams|size=30px}}'''Stickum'''<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Eugenia Bickle]] Defense {{Star Rating|3}} to {{Star Rating|4}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Sandoval Crossing]] Defense {{Star Rating|3}} to {{Star Rating|3.5}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Miguel James]] Defense {{Star Rating|3}} to {{Star Rating|1.5}}<br>{{Teamicon|Sunbeams|size=30px}}'''Downsizing'''<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{Teamemoji|Sunbeams}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Joe Voorhees]], Lineup {{PositionIcon|0}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{Teamemoji|Sunbeams}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Joe Voorhees]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}<br>{{Teamicon|Fridays|size=30px}}'''Shame Bubble'''<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[San Francisco Lovers]] {{ModGain|Targeted Shame|duration=season}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Baltimore Crabs]] {{ModGain|Targeted Shame|duration=season}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[New York Millennials]] {{ModGain|Targeted Shame|duration=season}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Chicago Firefighters]] {{ModGain|Targeted Shame|duration=season}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] {{ModGain|Targeted Shame|duration=season}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Houston Spies]] {{ModGain|Targeted Shame|duration=season}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Boston Flowers]] {{ModGain|Targeted Shame|duration=season}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Miami Dale]] {{ModGain|Targeted Shame|duration=season}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] {{ModGain|Targeted Shame|duration=season}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Unlimited Tacos]] {{ModGain|Targeted Shame|duration=season}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Hades Tigers]] {{ModGain|Targeted Shame|duration=season}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Canada Moist Talkers]] {{ModGain|Targeted Shame|duration=season}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Seattle Garages]] {{ModGain|Targeted Shame|duration=season}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Dallas Steaks]] {{ModGain|Targeted Shame|duration=season}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Kansas City Breath Mints]] {{ModGain|Targeted Shame|duration=season}}
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The '''Hellmouth Sunbeams' Season 7''' ...
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In [[Season 7]] the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] finished fifth in the Wild League, and ninth in the ILB, winning two blessings and being affected by an additional one in the [[Season 7#Election|Season 7 Elections]].
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Despite missing the postseason, the Sunbeams celebrated placing first in the Wild Low division. Building off of the previous season's success, this was the team's first season with a positive win-loss record, and they managed to snatch up two blessings in the election that only continued their self-improvement arc.
  
 
==Starting Roster==
 
==Starting Roster==
 
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{| class="wikitable"
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|+ style="caption-side: top; text-align: center;" | Season 7 Starting Roster
 
!Lineup <span aria-hidden="true">{{PositionIcon|lineup}}</span>!!Rotation <span aria-hidden="true">{{PositionIcon|rotation}}</span>
 
!Lineup <span aria-hidden="true">{{PositionIcon|lineup}}</span>!!Rotation <span aria-hidden="true">{{PositionIcon|rotation}}</span>
 
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**Hellmouth Sunbeams's worst hitter, [[Joe Voorhees]], retreats to the Shadows.
 
**Hellmouth Sunbeams's worst hitter, [[Joe Voorhees]], retreats to the Shadows.
 
**The Sunbeams had 27% of the Votes. The [[Chicago Firefighters]] were the highest bidders with 35% of the votes. 132,603 votes were cast.
 
**The Sunbeams had 27% of the Votes. The [[Chicago Firefighters]] were the highest bidders with 35% of the votes. 132,603 votes were cast.
*'''Stickum''' blessed the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]].<ref name=":0">Stickum rerolled the defense of the Sunbeams worst pitchers [https://discordapp.com/channels/706414667958059078/739177520137502780/757324068838965298 when it should have rerolled the three worst batters.] Seemingly as consolation, Hahn Fox, Hendricks Richardson, and Igneus Delacruz were each given a [https://discordapp.com/channels/706414667958059078/738237872938811492/757535769828261908 1 star increase in defense.] This change was not reflected in the Season 7 Election Results.</ref> {{Teamicon|sunbeams}}
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*'''Stickum''' blessed the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]. {{Teamicon|sunbeams}}
 
**Randomized Defense stats for the Hellmouth Sunbeams's worst defender, [[Eugenia Bickle]]. {{Star Rating|3}} to {{Star Rating|4}}
 
**Randomized Defense stats for the Hellmouth Sunbeams's worst defender, [[Eugenia Bickle]]. {{Star Rating|3}} to {{Star Rating|4}}
 
**Randomized Defense stats for the Hellmouth Sunbeams's worst defender, [[Sandoval Crossing]]. {{Star Rating|3}} to {{Star Rating|3.5}}
 
**Randomized Defense stats for the Hellmouth Sunbeams's worst defender, [[Sandoval Crossing]]. {{Star Rating|3}} to {{Star Rating|3.5}}
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**The Fridays had 6% of the votes. The [[Yellowstone Magic]] were the highest bidders with 13% of the votes. 52,900 votes were cast.
 
**The Fridays had 6% of the votes. The [[Yellowstone Magic]] were the highest bidders with 13% of the votes. 52,900 votes were cast.
 
==Season Overview==
 
==Season Overview==
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===Girlbossing It Up===
 
<small>The following summary mixes canon events with community lore.</small><br>
 
<small>The following summary mixes canon events with community lore.</small><br>
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After unexpectedly trading places at the end of the season prior, [[Alaynabella Hollywood]] and [[Hahn Fox]] had to settle into their new homes in [[Boston]] and [[Hellmouth (town)|Hellmouth]] respectively. Hollywood was helped in her adjustment by [[Margarito Nava]], [[Nagomi Nava]]'s "cousin",<ref>Allegedly.</ref> and found a love for floristry when she helped to run the incinerated [[Hurley Pacheco]]'s flower shop. Her hellhound form adjusted too, growing sprays of flowers among its fur.
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[[File:Groupphoto 003.png|right|thumb|Fox and Hollywood, two of the "Wild Low Women" trio with third member, [[Beck Whitney]]<br />by [https://maridraws.tumblr.com/ '''@MariDraws'''] ]]
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Meanwhile, Fox was discovering that her close relationship with Miami’s [[Party Rock]] protected her against the worst of the effects of the [[Hellmouth (entity)|Hellmouth]], a first sign of the complex relationships between the various Blaseball team entities. Splitting time between her new Hellmouth home and her wife [[Priya Fox]]'s house in Miami, "Wild Low's Darling" quickly got to work explaining to the Sunbeams that certain parts of Blaseball, such as attending practice and having a Captain, were important. The Sunbeams insist that this had no effect on their performance in the season.
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===The Sunbeams Are Good(?)===
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For the first time the Sunbeams ended a season with a positive win-loss record! Not only that, but they finished in the top half of the league, in ninth place! They very nearly made it into the post-season! The team’s success made it very easy to ignore the [[Necromancy|necromancy]] and bloodbath<ref>No, not ''[[Blood Bath|THAT]]'' one.</ref> that plagued the Mild League all season.<ref>Sidenote: [[Dominic Marijuana]] has passed away.</ref>
  
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Although one player was not there to see xir team’s success. After the disintegration of xir relationship with [[Iggy Delacruz]], [[Malik Romayne]] chose to transfer to the [[Houston Spies]], Feedbacking with [[Joe Voorhees]] on Day 60. While Romayne left the team on a melancholy but mostly amicable note, Voorhees left the fans unnerved by his demeanor and similarly unhappy with his complete lack of skills. Fortunately for the performance of the team, the Sunbeams were blessed with Downsizing in the [[Season 7#Election|Elections]], sending Voorhees to the recently discovered [[Shadow Moabbey|Shadows]] with no replacement and cutting the Sunbeams’ lineup to eight players.
 
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==References==
 
 
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{{SunbeamsNav}}
 
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[[Category:Hellmouth Sunbeams]]
 
[[Category:Hellmouth Sunbeams]]
 
[[Category:Season 7]]
 
[[Category:Season 7]]

Revision as of 03:45, 2 February 2022

In Season 7 the Hellmouth Sunbeams finished fifth in the Wild League, and ninth in the ILB, winning two blessings and being affected by an additional one in the Season 7 Elections.

Despite missing the postseason, the Sunbeams celebrated placing first in the Wild Low division. Building off of the previous season's success, this was the team's first season with a positive win-loss record, and they managed to snatch up two blessings in the election that only continued their self-improvement arc.

Starting Roster

Season 7 Starting Roster
Lineup Rotation
Shadows

Season Events

Roster Changes

In Season 7 the Sunbeams were subject to one feedback:

Notable Games

In Season 7 some notable games for the Sunbeams include:

Election Outcomes

In the Election the Sunbeams won two blessings, and were affected by an additional one:

Season Overview

Girlbossing It Up

The following summary mixes canon events with community lore.
After unexpectedly trading places at the end of the season prior, Alaynabella Hollywood and Hahn Fox had to settle into their new homes in Boston and Hellmouth respectively. Hollywood was helped in her adjustment by Margarito Nava, Nagomi Nava's "cousin",[1] and found a love for floristry when she helped to run the incinerated Hurley Pacheco's flower shop. Her hellhound form adjusted too, growing sprays of flowers among its fur.

Fox and Hollywood, two of the "Wild Low Women" trio with third member, Beck Whitney
by @MariDraws

Meanwhile, Fox was discovering that her close relationship with Miami’s Party Rock protected her against the worst of the effects of the Hellmouth, a first sign of the complex relationships between the various Blaseball team entities. Splitting time between her new Hellmouth home and her wife Priya Fox's house in Miami, "Wild Low's Darling" quickly got to work explaining to the Sunbeams that certain parts of Blaseball, such as attending practice and having a Captain, were important. The Sunbeams insist that this had no effect on their performance in the season.

The Sunbeams Are Good(?)

For the first time the Sunbeams ended a season with a positive win-loss record! Not only that, but they finished in the top half of the league, in ninth place! They very nearly made it into the post-season! The team’s success made it very easy to ignore the necromancy and bloodbath[2] that plagued the Mild League all season.[3]

Although one player was not there to see xir team’s success. After the disintegration of xir relationship with Iggy Delacruz, Malik Romayne chose to transfer to the Houston Spies, Feedbacking with Joe Voorhees on Day 60. While Romayne left the team on a melancholy but mostly amicable note, Voorhees left the fans unnerved by his demeanor and similarly unhappy with his complete lack of skills. Fortunately for the performance of the team, the Sunbeams were blessed with Downsizing in the Elections, sending Voorhees to the recently discovered Shadows with no replacement and cutting the Sunbeams’ lineup to eight players.


  1. Allegedly.
  2. No, not THAT one.
  3. Sidenote: Dominic Marijuana has passed away.