Boston Flowers/Season 22

🌹 Boston Flowers
Season 22
Dates	June 28, 2021 - July 04, 2021
← Previous	Season 21
Next →	Season 23
Results
Postseason	Lose 1-3 against 🚤
Overall Record	41-58
Wins	46
Partytime	Day 78
Divine Favor	23rd
Division	6th in Wild Low
League	10th in Wild League
ILB Placement	21st overall
Modifiers	GrowthGrowth teams will play better as the season goes on, up to a 5% global boost by season's end.
Renovations	PsychoAcousticsIn Feedback or Reverb, PsychoAcoustics will occasionally Echo one of the Away Team's mods to the Home Team, for game-long use.  Solar PanelsSolar Panels will prevent the first Sun 2 activation in each game, converting the Overflow to Runs for your Team's next game.  Big BucketsIf a home run lands in a Big Bucket, it scores an extra Run.  Flood PumpsFlood Pumps will prevent Flooding weather from making your Ballpark filthier.  SmithyThe Smithy will occasionally repair Items for Players playing in this Ballpark.  Grind RailThe Grind Rail allows a chance to steal directly from first base to third base, as long as they have the skills.  HoopsWhen a Player hits a Home Run, the next batter can go up for an alley oop to score an extra Run.  BirdhousesBirdhouses invite Birds to come live in your Ballpark. Every time a foul ball is hit in a ballpark with Birdhouses, a bird will be added to the ballpark, reducing its eDensity.  Fax MachineThe Fax Machine will swap the Home Team's pitcher for their best Shadows Pitcher whenever they've allowed 10+ Runs in a game.
Light Switch	OFF
League Info
Active Rules	Eat The RichAt the end of each Season, the Fans with the top 1% of Coins will have their funds redistributed throughout the 99%.  Party TimeA Team will enter Party Time if receiving 1 Win per remaining game would not land them in the Postseason. In Party Time, they'll receive random Stat Boosts from Partying. See also: Glossary  Wild CardsAt the end of the regular season, 1 Wild Card will be drawn at random from the remaining Teams in each Sub-League to receive a Postseason Birth.  Based EvolutionEvery Third Championship a Team wins will cause the Team and its Players to Evolve. Players that round the phylogenic Bases will get to go Home.  Free WillsThe bottom four finishing Teams in the League will receive an extra Will in that Season's Election.  All You Can EatFans are free to buy and discard Snack Slots in their Snack Pack. The number of Slots they have will determine their Payout Modifier for all Snacks. The less slots, the higher the Payout Modifier.  Community ChestAnytime 3000 Runs are accumulated league-wide, every Team will receive an Item Crate for a random active Player on their Team.  FairgroundsAll games have a chance of being Prize Matches, in which the winning Team will open an Item Crate.  Hype TrainShaming your opponent will build Hype in your Ballpark.  RatificationRenovations built by at least 18 Teams will be Ratified into Non-Physical Law for the entire League.  Hotel MotelThe Hotel Motel will occasionally create Holiday Innings during the Earlseason, where you Party instead of Score.  TurntablesBallpark: Any Win earned from a non-loss in this Ballpark during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin. League: Any Win earned from a non-loss during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin.  The UnderbracketEvery Postseason, the bottom finishing Teams will compete in the Underbracket while the top finishing Teams compete in the standard Overbracket.  Sun(Sun)All Wins and Unwins earned will be Squared.  TunnelsTunnels allow the Home Team to steal from the Away Team in this Ballpark.  Sun 30When a game enters Extra Innings, both Teams will immediately earn 1 Win.  BalloonsA small, permanent amount of negative eDensity is added for each Run or Win earned in this Ballpark.  Bird HotelWhen the Home Team parties, a number of Birds will come join the Party.  VoicemailWhen the Home Team is shut out in this Ballpark, they'll swap the worst Batter in their Lineup with the best Batter in their Shadows.  Sun .1Weather. Each Run scored is worth .1 more per Inning.
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause β22 19 - Brock Forbes + Backpatch Rolsenthal 🌹 Incineration β22 54 + Kathy Mathews 🌹 Super Roamin' β22 63 - Kathy Mathews 🎸 Super Roamin' β22 LS + Liquid Friend XV 🌹 Gift Shop β22 LS + Uncle Plasma XV 🌹 Gift Shop β22 99 + Vernon Sierpinski 🌹 Postseason Birth β22 EL - Chorby Short + Wade Howe 🌹 Will (🌹) Roster Swap β22 EL - Chorby Short + Castillo Turner 🏝️ Will (🌹) Equivalent Exchange β22 EL + Chorby Short 🌹 Move β22 EL - Castillo Turner 🎸 Blessing Gachapon (🎸) β22 EL + Baldwin Breadwinner 🌹 Super Roamin'
Latesiesta
Renovations	+  Fax Machine The Flowers built a Light Switch in the Garden!
Gift Shop	Uncle Plasma, Mint Edition: +Uncle Plasma XV, Rotation -  DustThis Player is waiting to be Dusted off. +  YolkedThis Player is Yolked! Liquid Friend, Mint Edition: +Liquid Friend XV, Lineup -  Dust +  Yolked
Other Events	Ratification: -  Phantom Thieves' GuildIf the Home Team loses by 9 Runs in this Ballpark, they will steal from their opponent's Shadows. Uncle Plasma and Liquid Friend are stronger together! Uncle Plasma XV -  Dust +  Yolked Liquid Friend XV -  Dust +  Yolked
Wills
Roster Swap 🌹 Chorby Short -> Shadows Combined 28.3 → 28.9 🌹 Wade Howe -> Rotation Equivalent Exchange 🏝️ - Castillo Turner + Chorby Short 🌹 - Chorby Short + Castillo Turner Combined 27.0 → 27.5 Move 🏝️ - Chorby Short, Lineup 🌹 + Chorby Short, Shadows
Blessings
Insider Trading The Flowers opened Traitor Item Crates Record Scratch Zeboriah Whiskey +  SkippingWhen this Player steps up to bat, they'll start with a randomized count. Subtractor Avoidance Jaylen Hotdogfingers +  SubtractorWhen this Player bats in a Run or Unrun, the polarity of the Run or Unrun will be flipped (Runs become Unruns, Unruns become Runs).
Post-election
Other Events	🌹 Liquid Friend XV +  Dust -  Yolked 🌹 - Liquid Friend XV, Lineup 🌹 Uncle Plasma XV +  Dust -  Yolked 🌹 - Uncle Plasma XV, Rotation Baldwin Breadwinner roamed to a new team - 🏋️‍ Baldwin Breadwinner + 🌹 Baldwin Breadwinner

In Season β22 the Boston Flowers made another return to the Underbracket Playoffs, and this time they were eliminated in the Quarter Finals.

During the election the Boston Flowers continued a series of trades between Castillo Turner and Chorby Short, but tragically Castillo Turner was taken from the team via the Gachapon blessing won by the Seattle Garages.

Starting Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Chambers Simmons Nic Winkler Glabe Moon Zesty Yaboi Inez Owens Owen Picklestein Dunn Keyes Lenny Spruce Margarito Nava Scores Baserunner Jaylen Hotdogfingers Adalberto Tosser Jacob Haynes	Chorby Short Gloria Bugsnax Brock Forbes Cory Twelve
Shadows
Salih Ultrabass Francisco Object Shaquille Sunshine Zeboriah Whiskey Kiki Junior Jr Zeboriah Wilson Tad Blortles Maisy Lazarus Stephanie Schmitt Stu Mcdaniel Tristin Crankit Jasper Destiny Wade Howe Jenkins Ingram Elijah Bookbaby Chambers Kennedy Enid Slumps Marf Whammy

Season Events

Stadium Renovation

The Flowers built 2 Renovations.

• 
  Fax Machine - 2,809,081 Coins Spent
  • The Flowers placed a Fax Machine in The Garden.
  • The Garden gained the Fax Machine modification.
    • +  Fax Machine
• 
  Light Switch - 2,243,847 Coins Spent
  • The Flowers installed a Light Switch in The Garden.
  • The Garden's Light Switch is now OFF.

Gifts

• 
  Flowers received 2 Gifts! - 4,446,650 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🦀 Crabs - 22%
    • 💋 Lovers - 11%
    • 🐅 Tigers - 10%
  • 
    Uncle Plasma, Mint Edition - Wishlist #1
    • Uncle Plasma XV is weaker on their own.
      • -  Yolked
    • A Replica of Uncle Plasma is granted to the Flowers.
      • 🌹 + Uncle Plasma XV, Rotation
  • 
    Liquid Friend, Mint Edition - Wishlist #2
    • Liquid Friend XV is weaker on their own.
      • -  Yolked
    • A Replica of Liquid Friend is granted to the Flowers.
      • 🌹 + Liquid Friend XV, Lineup
    • Liquid Friend XV and Uncle Plasma XV are stronger together.
      • +  Yolked
    • Uncle Plasma XV and Liquid Friend XV are stronger together.
      • +  Yolked

Roster Changes

In Season 22 the Flowers were subject to six voicemails, one fax, one incineration, one super roam to the team, one super roam away from the team, two replicas temporarily joining, and one new player as a Playoff Birth.

• On Day 1 Zeboriah Wilson was Voicemailed onto the Lineup for Owen Picklestein.
• On Day 17 Zeboriah Whiskey was Voicemailed onto the Lineup for Dunn Keyes.
• On Day 19 Brock Forbes was Incinerated and replaced by Backpatch Rolsenthal.
• On Day 34 Jenkins Ingram was Voicemailed onto the Lineup for Zesty Yaboi.
• On Day 36 Chambers Kennedy was Voicemailed onto the Lineup for Jaylen Hotdogfingers.
• On Day 38 Jaylen Hotdogfingers was Voicemailed onto the Lineup for Chambers Kennedy.
• On Day 54 Kathy Mathews Super Roamed onto the Lineup from the Breckenridge Jazz Hands via the Fifth Base (Item).
• On Day 63 Kathy Mathews Super Roamed to the Seattle Garages via the Fifth Base (Item).
• On Season 22 Latesiesta Liquid Friend XV joined the Boston Flowers.
• On Season 22 Latesiesta Uncle Plasma XV joined the Boston Flowers.
• On Day 88 Dunn Keyes was Faxed onto the Rotation for Backpatch Rolsenthal.
• On Day 89 Chambers Kennedy was Voicemailed onto the Lineup for Jenkins Ingram.
• On Day 99 Vernon Sierpinski joined the Boston Flowers as a Playoff Birth.

Election Outcomes

Wills

• 
  Roster Swap
  • The Flowers chose to swap Chorby Short via a roster swap with Wade Howe.
  • The Flowers swapped two players on their roster.
    • 🌹 Chorby Short -> Shadows
    • 🌹 Wade Howe -> Rotation
  • Chorby Short entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 28.3 → 28.9
  • Roster Swap - 11% of all Flowers Will Votes
    This Filing - 46% of Flowers Roster Swap Votes
    Final Odds - 5% chance of happening.
• 
  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Flowers vote to swap Castillo Turner and Chorby Short.
  • The Fridays and Flowers made a trade.
    • 🏝️ - Castillo Turner + Chorby Short
    • 🌹 - Chorby Short + Castillo Turner
  • Castillo Turner entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 27.0 → 27.5
  • Equivalent Exchange - 68% of all Flowers Will Votes
    This Filing - 82% of Flowers Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 55% chance of happening.
• 
  Move
  • The Flowers vote to move Chorby Short to their Shadows.
  • The Fridays sent a player to the Flowers.
    • 🏝️ - Chorby Short, Lineup
    • 🌹 + Chorby Short, Shadows
  • Chorby Short entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 28.9 → 29.3
  • Move - 13% of all Flowers Will Votes
    This Filing - 75% of Flowers Move Votes
    Final Odds - 10% chance of happening.

Blessings

• 
  Gachapon blessed the Seattle Garages.
  • Castillo Turner was recruited by the Garages.
    • 🌹 - Castillo Turner, Shadows
    • 🎸 + Castillo Turner, Shadows
  • Castillo Turner entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 27.5 → 28.0

• 
  Record Scratch blessed the Ohio Worms.
  • Zeboriah Whiskey gained the permanent mod Skipping.
    • +  Skipping

• 
  Subtractor Avoidance blessed the Hawai'i Fridays.
  • Jaylen Hotdogfingers gained the permanent mod Subtractor.
    • +  Subtractor

• 
  Insider Trading blessed the Boston Flowers.
  • Chambers Simmons dropped Bat.
    • - Bat
  • Chambers Simmons gained Traitor Lucky Shoes.
    • + Traitor Lucky Shoes
    • +  TraitorThis Player has a chance of swapping Items with a teammate during a game.
    • Overall 9.2 -> 9.2 + 0.5
  • Glabe Moon dropped Socks of Intelligence.
    • - Socks of Intelligence
  • Glabe Moon gained Traitor Noise-Cancelling Blood Glove.
    • + Traitor Noise-Cancelling Blood Glove
    • +  Traitor
    • +  SoundproofPlayer: This Player cannot be caught in Feedback's reality flickers.
      Team: Players on this Team cannot be caught in Feedback's reality flickers.
      See also: Glossary
    • Overall 18.8 -> 18.8 + 0.4
  • Chambers Kennedy gained Traitor Chunky Necklace.
    • + Traitor Chunky Necklace
    • +  Traitor
    • +  ChunkyThis player will have 100% more Power in Peanut Weather.
  • Inez Owens dropped Cap.
    • - Cap
  • Inez Owens gained Traitor Concrete Shoes of Fourtitude.
    • + Traitor Concrete Shoes of Fourtitude
    • +  The Fourth StrikeThose with the Fourth Strike will get an extra strike in each at bat.
    • +  Traitor
    • Overall 13.2 -> 13.2 + 0.3
  • Scores Baserunner dropped Bat.
    • - Bat
  • Scores Baserunner gained Traitor Head Sunglasses.
    • + Traitor Head Sunglasses
    • +  Traitor
    • Overall 9.5 -> 9.5 + 0.2
  • Adalberto Tosser dropped Bat.
    • - Bat
  • Adalberto Tosser gained Traitor Chaotic Bat of Vitality.
    • + Traitor Chaotic Bat of Vitality
    • +  Traitor
    • Overall 18.4 -> 18.4 + 0.9
  • Wade Howe gained Traitor Cryogenic Glove.
    • + Traitor Cryogenic Glove
    • +  Traitor
    • Overall 9.5 -> 9.5 + 0.3
  • Uncle Plasma XV gained Traitor Repeating Jersey of Intelligence.
    • + Traitor Repeating Jersey of Intelligence
    • +  Traitor
    • +  RepeatingIn Reverb Weather, this player will Repeat.
      A Repeating player will bat again after getting a hit.
    • Overall 21.3 -> 21.3 + 0.4
  • Salih Ultrabass gained Traitor Rock Bat.
    • + Traitor Rock Bat
    • +  Traitor
    • Overall 6.9 -> 6.9 + 0.3
  • Francisco Object gained Traitor Charitable Necklace.
    • + Traitor Charitable Necklace
    • +  Traitor
    • Overall 8.6 -> 8.6 + 0.2
  • Shaquille Sunshine gained Traitor Rock Bat.
    • + Traitor Rock Bat
    • +  Traitor
    • Overall 8.5 -> 8.5 + 1.3
  • Kiki Junior Jr gained Traitor Limestone Bat.
    • + Traitor Limestone Bat
    • +  Traitor
    • Overall 9.1 -> 9.1 + 0.4
  • Tad Blortles gained Traitor Concrete Ring.
    • + Traitor Concrete Ring
    • +  Traitor
    • Overall 6.9 -> 6.9 + 0.2
  • Maisy Lazarus gained Traitor Blood Shoes of Dexterity.
    • + Traitor Blood Shoes of Dexterity
    • +  Traitor
    • Overall 10.9 -> 10.9 + 1.5
  • Stephanie Schmitt gained Traitor Blood Socks.
    • + Traitor Blood Socks
    • +  Traitor
    • Overall 9.3 -> 9.3 + 0.2
  • Stu Mcdaniel gained Traitor Frosty Air Glove.
    • + Traitor Frosty Air Glove
    • +  Traitor
    • Overall 8.5 -> 8.5 + 1.2
  • Tristin Crankit gained Traitor Actual Helmet.
    • + Traitor Actual Helmet
    • +  Traitor
    • Overall 8.5 -> 8.5 + 0.4
  • Jasper Destiny gained Traitor Air Socks.
    • + Traitor Air Socks
    • +  Traitor
    • Overall 7.3 -> 7.3 + 0.9
  • Zesty Yaboi dropped Chaotic Arm Sunglasses.
    • - Chaotic Arm Sunglasses
  • Zesty Yaboi gained Traitor Chaotic Air Cap.
    • + Traitor Chaotic Air Cap
    • +  Traitor
    • Overall 7.8 -> 7.8 + 0.6
  • Elijah Bookbaby gained Traitor Aluminum Ring.
    • + Traitor Aluminum Ring
    • +  Traitor
    • Overall 10.5 -> 10.5 + 0.2
  • Jenkins Ingram gained Traitor Head Sunglasses.
    • + Traitor Head Sunglasses
    • +  Traitor
    • Overall 11.4 -> 11.4 + 0.2
  • Enid Slumps gained Traitor Hot Helmet of Wisdom.
    • + Traitor Hot Helmet of Wisdom
    • +  Traitor
    • Overall 10.0 -> 10.0 + 1.2
  • Marf Whammy gained Traitor Offworld Glove.
    • + Traitor Offworld Glove
    • +  Traitor
    • +  OffworldWhen this Player hits a foul ball, it will fly Offworld.
    • Overall 10.4 -> 10.4 + 0.3
  • Chorby Short dropped Parasitic Jersey.
    • - Parasitic Jersey
  • Chorby Short gained Traitor Concrete Socks of Strength.
    • + Traitor Concrete Socks of Strength
    • +  Traitor
    • Overall 29.3 -> 29.3 + 0.3
  • Vernon Sierpinski gained Traitor Leg Glove.
    • + Traitor Leg Glove
    • +  Traitor
    • Overall 10.3 -> 10.3 + 0.5
  • The Flowers had 24% of the Votes
    They were the highest bidders.
    261,572 votes were cast.

Post Election

• Liquid Friend XV faded away from the Flowers.
  • 🌹 - Liquid Friend XV
• Liquid Friend XV and Uncle Plasma XV are weaker apart.
  • -  Yolked
• Liquid Friend XV faded to dust.
  • +  Dust

• Uncle Plasma XV faded away from the Flowers.
  • 🌹 - Uncle Plasma XV
• Uncle Plasma XV are weaker apart.
  • -  Yolked
• Uncle Plasma XV faded to dust.
  • +  Dust

• Baldwin Breadwinner super roamed to a new team.
  • 🏋️‍ - Baldwin Breadwinner, Rotation
  • 🌹 + Baldwin Breadwinner, Rotation

Season Overview

The following summary mixes canon events with community lore.