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| − | * '''Team Boost''' blessed the [[Baltimore Crabs]] | + | * '''Team Boost''' blessed the [[Baltimore Crabs]] {{Teamicon|crabs}} |
** Their overall stats were improved 6%. | ** Their overall stats were improved 6%. | ||
| − | * '''Hitting Boost''' blessed the [[Yellowstone Magic]] | + | * '''Hitting Boost''' blessed the [[Yellowstone Magic]] {{Teamicon|magic}} |
** Their hitting was improved 10%. | ** Their hitting was improved 10%. | ||
| − | * '''Pitching Boost''' blessed the [[Hades Tigers]] | + | * '''Pitching Boost''' blessed the [[Hades Tigers]] {{Teamicon|tigers}} |
** Their pitching was improved 10%. | ** Their pitching was improved 10%. | ||
| − | * '''Max Out Hitter''' blessed the [[Dallas Steaks]] | + | * '''Max Out Hitter''' blessed the [[Dallas Steaks]] {{Teamicon|steaks}} |
** [[Jessica Telephone]]'s hitting stats were maxed out. | ** [[Jessica Telephone]]'s hitting stats were maxed out. | ||
| − | * '''Max Out Pitcher''' blessed the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] | + | * '''Max Out Pitcher''' blessed the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] {{Teamicon|breath mints}} |
** [[PolkaDot Patterson]]'s pitching stats were maxed out. | ** [[PolkaDot Patterson]]'s pitching stats were maxed out. | ||
| − | * '''Steal Best Hitter''' blessed the [[Philly Pies]] | + | * '''Steal Best Hitter''' blessed the [[Philly Pies]] {{Teamicon|pies}} |
** The Philly Pies stole the best hitter in the league, [[Jessica Telephone]], from the Dallas Steaks. They sent back [[August Mina]]. | ** The Philly Pies stole the best hitter in the league, [[Jessica Telephone]], from the Dallas Steaks. They sent back [[August Mina]]. | ||
| − | * '''Steal Best Pitcher''' blessed the [[Baltimore Crabs]] | + | * '''Steal Best Pitcher''' blessed the [[Baltimore Crabs]] {{Teamicon|crabs}} |
** The Baltimore Crabs stole the best pitcher in the league, [[PolkaDot Patterson]], from the Kansas City Breath Mints. They sent back [[Winnie Hess]]. | ** The Baltimore Crabs stole the best pitcher in the league, [[PolkaDot Patterson]], from the Kansas City Breath Mints. They sent back [[Winnie Hess]]. | ||
| − | * '''Randomize Players''' blessed the [[Hades Tigers]] | + | * '''Randomize Players''' blessed the [[Hades Tigers]] {{Teamicon|tigers}} |
** Randomized the hitting stats for the Hades Tigers's worst player, [[Daniel Duffy]]. | ** Randomized the hitting stats for the Hades Tigers's worst player, [[Daniel Duffy]]. | ||
** Randomized the hitting stats for the Hades Tigers's worst player, [[Zion Aliciakeyes]]. | ** Randomized the hitting stats for the Hades Tigers's worst player, [[Zion Aliciakeyes]]. | ||
Revision as of 03:34, 1 September 2020
Season 1, the inaugural season of Internet League Blaseball, began on July 20, 2020. The regular season ended on July 24. The postseason and 1st Internet Series occurred on July 25.
Season 1 concluded with the Philly Pies defeating the Chicago Firefighters in three games to win the first Internet Series championship title.
Standings
Final Season 1 standings have been lost to time, though recovery efforts are being made. The closest thing we have is the standings from Day 98, pictured here:
Postseason
Teams that advanced to the postseason:
- Yellowstone Magic
- Boston Flowers
- Dallas Steaks
- Chicago Firefighters
- Hades Tigers
- Houston Spies
- Breckenridge Jazz Hands
- Philly Pies
The Philly Pies went on an undefeated run in the postseason to win the championship.
Election Ballot
Decrees
The election form stated: "Only 1 Decree will go into effect. The Decree with the most votes from the community wins."
| Icon | Name | Effect |
|---|---|---|
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Redistribute Wealth | The top five players from the Internet Series champion will be distributed to five other random teams in the league. |
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Relegation | The last place team in the league will be eliminated from the league, and replaced with a new team. |
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Open the Forbidden Book | It is Forbidden. |
Blessings
| Name | Effect |
|---|---|
| Team Boost | Your team goes to a team-building workshop. This will boost your team's stats overall by 6%. |
| Hitting Boost | Give your players cups of Yes Plz coffee. This will boost your team's hitting by 10%. |
| Pitching Boost | Your pitchers each grow an extra finger. This will boost your team's pitching by 10%. |
| Max Out Hitter | This will max out the hitting stats of a random hitter on your team. |
| Max Out Pitcher | This will max out the hitting stats of a random pitcher on your team. |
| Steal Best Hitter | This will steal the highest rated hitter in the league to your team. |
| Steal Best Pitcher | This will steal the highest rated pitcher in the league to your team. |
| Randomize Players | Your five worst players will be sent into deep hypnosis, randomizing their stats. |
Election Results
At the conclusion of the season, the following were enacted:
Decrees
- Open the Forbidden Book passed with 566 votes, 61% of all decree votes
- The Book Opens.
- Solar Eclipse.
- Umpires' eyes turn white.
- Star player Jaylen Hotdogfingers is incinerated.
- Hellmouth swallows the Moab Desert.
- THE DISCIPLINE ERA BEGINS
Blessings
- Team Boost blessed the Baltimore Crabs
- Their overall stats were improved 6%.
- Hitting Boost blessed the Yellowstone Magic
- Their hitting was improved 10%.
- Pitching Boost blessed the Hades Tigers
- Their pitching was improved 10%.
- Max Out Hitter blessed the Dallas Steaks
- Jessica Telephone's hitting stats were maxed out.
- Max Out Pitcher blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints
- PolkaDot Patterson's pitching stats were maxed out.
- Steal Best Hitter blessed the Philly Pies
- The Philly Pies stole the best hitter in the league, Jessica Telephone, from the Dallas Steaks. They sent back August Mina.
- Steal Best Pitcher blessed the Baltimore Crabs
- The Baltimore Crabs stole the best pitcher in the league, PolkaDot Patterson, from the Kansas City Breath Mints. They sent back Winnie Hess.
- Randomize Players blessed the Hades Tigers
- Randomized the hitting stats for the Hades Tigers's worst player, Daniel Duffy.
- Randomized the hitting stats for the Hades Tigers's worst player, Zion Aliciakeyes.
- Randomized the hitting stats for the Hades Tigers's worst player, Alyssa Harrell.
- Randomized the hitting stats for the Hades Tigers's worst player, Moody Cookbook.
- Randomized the hitting stats for the Hades Tigers's worst player, Moody Cookbook.
- Note: Moody was re-rolled twice, as they were still the worst player after their first re-roll.
Mystery Blessings
After Season 1 blessings were awarded, the umpire ump_chaff announced two more blessings that "happened at the same time as the regular election but were not officially part of said election." The umpire then stated, "I've added these transactions to the site as public knowledge."
- Mystery Defection blessed the Hawaii Fridays
- Nagomi Mcdaniel mysteriously defected to the Hawaii Fridays. Nolanestophia Patterson swapped to the Tigers. There's still no clear answer for why this happened.
- Mystery Improvement blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints
- Winnie Hess mysteriously improved to 2.5 stars after being traded from the Crabs to the Breath Mints. An investigation may be incoming.
The Discipline Era 
