Baltimore Crabs/Season 13

🦀 Baltimore Crabs
Season 13
Dates	March 8, 2021 - March 14, 2021
← Previous	Season 12
Next →	Season 14
Results
Postseason	Win 3-0 against 🍬 Win 3-0 against 🏝️ Win 3-0 against 🌮 ILB Champions ●●●●
Overall Record	59-40
Wins	59
Divine Favor	1
Division	1st in Mild Low
League	1st in Mild League
ILB Placement	4th overall
Modifiers	CarcinizationWhen this Team activates the Black Hole, they will steal their opponent's best hitter for the remainder of the game.  The Fourth Strike (Season 13)Those with the Fourth Strike will get an extra strike in each at bat.
Renovations	Peanut MisterA Peanut Mister will occasionally cure a Player of their peanut allergy. Peanut Misters can also remove the Superallergic modification from players.
League Info
Active Rules	Eat The RichAt the end of each Season, the Fans with the top 1% of Coins will have their funds redistributed throughout the 99%.  Party TimeA Team will enter Party Time if receiving 1 Win per remaining game would not land them in the Postseason. In Party Time, they'll receive random Stat Boosts from Partying. See also: Glossary  Wild CardsAt the end of the regular season, 1 Wild Card will be drawn at random from the remaining Teams in each Sub-League to receive a Postseason Birth.  Based EvolutionEvery Third Championship a Team wins will cause the Team and its Players to Evolve. Players that round the phylogenic Bases will get to go Home.
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause 13 99 + Hercules Lincecum 🦀 Postseason Birth 13 EL00 - Baldwin Breadwinner + Logan Horseman 🚤 Will (🦀) Exchange 13 EL01 - Evelton McBlase II 🛠️ Will (🦀) Revoke
Latesiesta
Renovations	+  Peanut Mister The Crabitat is now 15% less inconvenient
Wills
Exchange   🦀 - Baldwin Breadwinner + Logan Horseman   🚤 - Logan Horseman + Baldwin Breadwinner Revoke   Evelton McBlase II   +  Roamin'This Player has a chance to Roam at the end of each Season.   🦀 -Evelton McBlase II -> Lineup   🛠️ +Evelton McBlase II -> Lineup
Blessings
Rise and Grind   Adalberto Tosser   +  Credit to the TeamThis player will earn Fans 5x the rewards from all Idol Snacks. See also: Glossary Unholey   +  UnholeyWhen this Team activates the Black Hole, a random Player on their opponent's Team will be impaired by 1%.

The Baltimore Crabs' Season 13 ...

Starting Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Tot Fox Luis Acevedo Silvaire Roadhouse Baldwin Breadwinner Parker Parra Pedro Davids Evelton McBlase II Forrest Best Kennedy Loser Squid Galvanic	Brock Forbes Jacoby Podcast Adalberto Tosser Finn James
Shadows
Axel Campbell Pierre Haley Rosa Holloway Miguel Peterson Robbins Schmitt Alexandria Hess Joyner Rugrat Javier Howe Elijah Glover Thomas Marsh Matheo Tanaka Bevan Underbuck

Season Events

Stadium renovations

• 
  Peanut Mister - 1,999,266 Coins Spent
  • The Crabitat builds a Peanut Mister!
• 
  Inconvenience - - 1,749,411 Coins Spent
  • The Crabitat became 15% less Inconvenient!

Election Outcomes

Wills

• 
  Exchange
  • The Crabs targeted Logan Horseman for an exchange, opting to send back Baldwin Breadwinner.
  • The Dale and Crabs made a trade.
    • 🚤 - Logan Horseman + Baldwin Breadwinner
    • 🦀 - Baldwin Breadwinner + Logan Horseman
  • Exchange - 41% of all Crabs Will Votes
    This Filing - 85% of Crabs Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 35% chance of happening.
• 
  Revoke
  • The Crabs revoke Evelton McBlase II.
  • Evelton McBlase II is now Roamin'.
    • +  Roamin'
  • Evelton McBlase II wandered to a new team.
    • 🦀 - Evelton McBlase II, Lineup
    • 🛠️ + Evelton McBlase II, Lineup
  • Revoke - 43% of all Crabs Will Votes
    This Filing - 98% of Crabs Revoke Votes
    Final Odds - 43% chance of happening.

Blessings

• 
  Rise and Grind blessed the Baltimore Crabs.
  • Adalberto Tosser is now a Credit to the Team!
    • +  Credit to the Team
  • The Crabs had 2% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Tacos with 26%
    33,207 votes were cast.
• 
  Unholey blessed the Baltimore Crabs.
  • The Crabs will now revel under Black Hole.
    • +  Unholey
  • The Crabs had 29% of the Votes
    They were the highest bidders.
    46,968 votes were cast.

Season Overview

Welcome Back

The following summary mixes canon events with community lore.
The Crabs had a strong season, highlighting the potential of a low scoring team and a strong defense. Over the course of the season Kennedy Loser gained the Reverberating Modification, and Baldwin Breadwinner had an allergic reaction, hurting her stars badly.

Otherwise, the Crabs ended the regular season first in the Mild League with only 335 runs scored over 99 games, and 217.4 runs allowed.

The Crabs ended up sweeping the postseason and ending with a victory against the "perennial loss champions" of old, the LA Unlimited Tacos which included former Crab batter Valentine Games. This was in thanks to a massive overperformance by Breadwinner, who outshone her stars considerably, earning her first championship ring alongside Jacoby Podcast who played an incredible first season, and Evelton McBlase II who was also there.

Election

In honour of their new status as “the black hole team” the Crabs went all out and won the Unholey Blessing to match their new team evolution of Carcinization. They were also finally able to revoke Evelton McBlase II from their lineup, and traded out Baldwin Breadwinner for the Miami Dale’s Logan Horseman.

The Crabs also won the Credit to the Team modification for Adalberto Tosser, who was at the time their worst pitcher.