Yellowstone Magic
The Yellowstone Magic are an Internet League Blaseball team in the Mild Low division of the Mild League. They have been a part of the League since Season 1. Magic were previously in the Chaotic Good division of the Good League.
Roster
Lineup
- Washer Barajas
- Sutton Picklestein
- Francisco Preston
- Bevan Wise
- Bonk Jokes
- Chorby Short
- Wyatt Glover
- Eizabeth Elliott
- Oscar Dollie
Pitchers
Select Tlopps player cards can be found here.
Former Players
Blessings and Trades
- Terrell Bradley (Season 8, sent to the Seattle Garages due to the Lottery Pick blessing. Replaced by Chorby Short.)
For players who left the team via a method other than incineration, see Former Yellowstone Magic Players.
Feedback Swaps
- Penelope Mathews (Season 4, Day 15; replaced by Alyssa Harrell)
- Halexandrey Walton (Season 5, Day 98; replaced by Wyatt Glover)
- Alyssa Harrell (Season 7, Day 73; replaced by Terrell Bradley)
Incinerations
- Sosa Elftower (Incinerated Season 2, Day 64)
- Famous Oconnor (Incinerated Season 2, Day 65)
- Richardson Turquoise (Incinerated Season 5, Day 40)
- Annie Roland (Incinerated Season 10, Day 39)
Season Results
Season | Record | Win % | Division Placement | Season Notes |
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1* | 62-35 | .626 | 1st | Eliminated in the Round of 8 by the Boston Flowers |
2 | 49-50 | .494 | 3rd | |
3 | 53-46 | .535 | 3rd | |
4 | 49-50 | .495 | 3rd | |
5 | 45-54 | .455 | 4th | |
6 | 43-56 | .434 | 4th | |
7 | 46-53 | .465 | 3rd | |
8 | 29-70 | .293 | 5th | |
9 | 35-64 | .354 | 4th |
* Season 1 is missing the results of Day 98 and 99's games. Blaseball has been lost.
At the end of Season 5, the Bad Neighbors blessing impaired the Magic's overall rating by 3%.
At the end of Season 6, the Mutually Arising blessing improved the Magic's overall rating by 2%.
At the end of Season 10, the O-No Blood Type blessing changed the entire team's blood types to O No and granted the Magic the 0 No modification. They also benefited from the effects of the Shadow Ban Together blessing won by the Charleston Shoe Thieves, boosting their shadows by 3%.
Team Overview
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
For a more in-depth look at the team, see Yellowstone Magic/History.
The Magic play at Yellowstone National Park (Ballpark), located in Yellowstone National Park (Parkpark). The team is particularly well known to fans of ILB for their seemingly supernatural ability to steal bases, and boast some of the best runners league-wide.
The Magic pull their rookies from various teams in The Underleagues, including the Great Smoky Mountain Druids, the Grand Canyon Sorcerers, and the Glacier Warlocks. They generally do not accept players from the Yosemite Slams, as it causes too many clerical errors.
The team is currently owned by the Park Service. It was previously owned by the Oconnor family prior to Famous Oconnor's incineration. The Magic are well-known for their unique method of transportation to home games.
The team draws their alternates from a mysterious team known as the Yello Magio. There are no photographs or records of the Magio, but their existence is confirmed through secondary sources, including Official League Merchandise bearing their logo.
Staff
- Owners: Park Service
- Coach: Alf Merlinmeyer
Mascots
The Yellowstone Magic have a Wizard's Council of Mascots.[1] The exact number of mascots is unknown and unknowable, but Magic fans speculate that anywhere between 40 and 70 percent of all animal life in Yellowstone National Park may be mascots. When approached, the Park Service declined to comment.
Names given to Mascots are simply what the Magic calls them. Their true names are unknown. These names are unknowable (or the mascots are just shy). Theories about size limitations of mascots have been left unexplored. Realizing the fact that there could be microscopic mascots around us right now or that one day a leviathan class mascot could walk out from behind Mount Washburn could be very distressing to fans of the Magic.
Known Mascots include:
- Archmage Hexley
- Barry Bison Bones
- Tycho "T" Rex
- My Dad
- THE FRIZZ (on Wednesdays)
- The Recordkeeper
- Big 6
Fan Culture
For a more in-depth look at fan culture, see Yellowstone Magic/Fan Culture.
Chants/Mantras
Fan chants are carefully vetted by the Park Service for adverse mystical potential before being allowed during a live blaseball game. Select ones are listed here:
- As Above! (Followed by) So Below!
- Leave no trace!
- HOCUS POCUS (clap clap clapclapclap)
For more chants, see Chants/Mantras.
Fan Art
by @4damAvenue
- ↑ This is based on the Air Bud Principle, which states that there's no rule in blaseball that says you can't have multiple mascots.
Players | Batters | |
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Pitchers | ||
Shadows |
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Buried | Jacob Haynes · Avi Jones · Millipede Aqualuft | |
Former |
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Stats | Season | 1 · 2 ·Full List |
Beta | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4· 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12 · 13 · 14· 15 · 16 · 17 · 18 · 19 · 20 · 21 · 22 · 23 · 24 | |
Circuits | Gamma 1 · Gamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4 | |
Events | Coffee Cup · Fall Ball | |
Ballpark | Yellowstone National (Ball)Park | |
Community Lore | ||
Staff | Park Service · Alf Merlinmeyer · Park Rangers · The Oconnor Family | |
Places | Yellowstone Caverns | |
History | Yellowstone Magic's History · Standardized Irregularity Reports | |
Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
As Above, So Below |