Richardson Turquoise

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Richardson Turquoise was a lineup player for the Yellowstone Magic, and was with the team from Season β1 until being incinerated on Season β5, Day 40.

Official League Records

Turquoise joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Yellowstone Magic with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season β5, Day 40, Turquoise was incinerated and replaced by Annie Roland.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Richardson Turquoise Files

Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-85.639 and start reading...

A Team of Team Players

Richardson “Turq” Turquoise is composed of Cyanobacteria Synechococcus, causing their distinctive turquoise color. They were initially discovered after a routine probe performed by C.O.R.Y-12 sampled a small part of them from the Mammoth Hot Springs. Upon returning to the lab, a freak blaseball accident revealed their aptitude for the game and they were quickly drafted to be on the team for Season β1. Being an amorphous blob of bacteria, they have no truly defined form and can assume any shape they please. On average, they prefer to bat left-handed but are known to change it up occasionally.


History

Turquoise was known for following Bevan Wise at bat, often working in tandem with the wizard to bring a run home.

Although not yet confirmed, smells of turquoise are known to emanate from the Hellmouth. It is quite possible that we have a lead as to where the incinerated players go.

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