Season 2
This page describes events that are ongoing, and is still being updated. As such, some information may be missing.
Season 2 is the second Season of the Coronation Era. The Regular Season begins on January 23, 2023 and concludes on January 27, 2023, followed by the Postseason and Internet Series on January 28, 2023.
Notable Events
Notable events are ongoing.
Beginning
As the season began the Crew of Umpires appeared to deliver a brief message and reveal decrees to be voted on.
THE TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS IS COMING
THE REVIEW BEGINS NOW
MAKE YOUR APPEALS
NAME YOUR CREW CHIEF
AWAIT JUDGEMENT
THE RULES MUST BE ENFORCED
WAKE UP PLAY BALL!
Horizon Burps
During Horizon weather, players have a chance of falling out of the Black Hole (Black Hole) and can either become buried on The Field or fall on an active player. Players who have been landed on are replaced by the fallen player and move to the Shadows. Buried players are assigned to one of the teams, but are not visible on the team page and do not play.
Buried Players
Crashed Players
Day | Player Fallen | Player Hit | Team |
---|---|---|---|
3 | Ayanna Dumpington | Mindy Kugel | Kansas City Breath Mints |
10 | Erin Beanbag | Donia Bailey | LA Unlimited Tacos |
40 | Basilio Fig | Mags Highlife | Hawai'i Fridays |
Crew of Umpires and Solar Eclipses
With the league under Official Review and the Forbidden Book reopened, four kinds of Solar Eclipse are in play, Blue, Red, Gold, and Silver. These appear to correspond to the four Umpires on the Crew of Umpires, which are able to cause different effects under the different Solar Eclipses.
Known actions so far:
Red Solar Eclipse (Mage Umpire)
Silver Solar Eclipse (Knight Umpire)
Day | Player Affected | Effect | Team |
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6 | Winnie Hess | Hess parried a Knight Umpire's swear | Ohio Worms |
10 | Badgerson Stromboli | Stromboli parried a Knight Umpire's swear | Ohio Worms |
12 | Letitia Diop | A Knight swore at Diop, who then embarked on a Side Quest. Rocket Hadji clocked in. | Mexico City Wild Wings |
19 | Agan Espinoza | Ruled in Espinoza's favor, boosting their attributes | Dallas Steaks |
20 | Yosh Carpenter | Carpenter parried a Knight Umpire's swear | Chicago Firefighters |
35 | Sevgi Gore | A Knight swore at Gore, who then embarked on a Side Quest. Scratch Deleuze clocked in. | Houston Spies |
40 | Muna Sichantha | A Knight swore at Sichantha, who then embarked on a Side Quest. No players clocked in. | San Francisco Lovers |
50 | Chambers Simmons | A Knight swore at Simmons, who then embarked on a Side Quest. No players clocked in. | Seattle Garages |
58 | Ajax Murphy | Murphy parried a Knight Umpire's swear | Ohio Worms |
61 | Tahini Poinsettia | Poinsettia parried a Knight Umpire's swear | Miami Dale |
82 | Flan Prince | A Knight swore at Prince, who then embarked on a Side Quest. No players clocked in. | Charleston Shoe Thieves |
88 | Tad Seeth | Seeth parried a Knight Umpire's swear | Canada Moist Talkers |
Gold Solar Eclipse (Bard Umpire)
Day | Player Affected | Effect | Team |
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10 | Tiana Takahashi | Takahashi dodged the Bard Umpire's curse | Tokyo Lift |
14 | Anathema Elemefayo | Elemefayo dodged the Bard Umpire's curse | Hawai'i Fridays |
19 | Jenkins Good | Ruled in Good's favor, boosting their attributes | LA Unlimited Tacos |
26 | Jenkins Ingram | Cursed Ingram with Can't Lose | Boston Flowers |
30 | Tad Seeth | Seeth dodged the Bard Umpire's curse | Canada Moist Talkers |
49 | Winnie Hess | Hess dodged the Bard Umpire's curse | Ohio Worms |
53 | Özlem Suttner | Cursed Suttner with Can't Lose | Tokyo Lift |
57 | Stephanie Donaldson | Donaldson dodged the Bard Umpire's curse | Broken Ridge Jazz Hands |
66 | Sherbet Baek | Ruled in Baek's favor, boosting their attributes | San Francisco Lovers |
81 | Sigmund Castillo | Cursed Castillo with Can't Lose | Broken Ridge Jazz Hands |
81 | Faye Melange | Ruled in Melange's favor, boosting their attributes | Houston Spies |
Blue Solar Eclipse (Rogue Umpire)
Siesta
After Day 65, Blaseball was put into a Siesta in order to resolve slowdown issues with the games, after Day 65 resulted in another set of multiple spillovers. This resulted in an announcmenet.
EMERGENCY ALERT
INTERNAL ERROR
EXCESSIVE CHANGE DETECTED
TIME DENSITY HIGH
NORMALIZATION INCOMING
A few minutes later games returned for Day 65 only to be put back on Siesta again after that to resolve stabillity issues.The Ticker was updated to reflect this and the website was changed to read "PLEASE WAIT" again. Around an hour later the site returned to games with Day 66. As a resposne to this the UBI for that day was given out 4 times.
Questing Results
As a result of their Knighted Modification, which was given during Solar Eclipse (Silver) Weather. Chambers Simmons "found a Heart and [felt] renewed", on Day 71. The result of this was an overall boost to their Attributes, which resulted in their batting reaching 5.5 stars.
On Day 91, Flan Prince "retreated from sounds of scuttling". This resulted in a decrease to their Attributes, that was less than Simmons increase.
Ongoing Decrees
Following the Season 1 election, the following decree was in place for Season 2:
- NEW Open the Forbidden Book
- THE BOOK OPENS
- SOLAR ECLIPSE
- UMPIRES' EYES TURN WHITE
- STAR PLAYER ANASTASIA ISAROBOT IS INCINERATED. THEY ARE REPLACED ON THE MEXICO CITY WILD WINGS BY GÖRAN NDOYE.
- STAR PLAYER TERRELL BRADLEY'S ALTERNATE IS CALLED.
- STAR PLAYER ZEPHYR MCCLOUD IS CURSED. EYES CLEAR. HEART FILLS. THEY CAN'T LOSE.
- STAR PLAYER SIMON HALEY SWEARS IN. THEY EMBARK ON A SIDE QUEST IN THE SHADOWS. PIXIE CARBERRY CLOCKS IN.
- BRECKENRIDGE BREAKS
- THE CORONATION ERA BEGINS.
Standings
Good Conference | Record | Evil Conference | Record |
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Awful Good | Awful Evil | ||
Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams 🌞* | 71-19 | Atlantis Georgias 🔱* | 52-38 |
Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟* | 59-31 | Broken Ridge Jazz Hands 👐 | 49-41 |
Miami Dale 🚤 | 48-42 | Dallas Steaks 🥩 | 41-49 |
Baltimore Crabs 🦀 | 45-45 | Chicago Firefighters 🔥 | 41-49 |
Philly Pies 🥧 | 42-48 | Core Mechanics 🛠️ | 38-52 |
Hades Tigers 🐅 | 24-66 | Houston Spies 🕵️ | 27-63 |
Chaotic Good | Chaotic Evil | ||
Boston Flowers 🌹* | 60-30 | Yellowstone Magic ✨* | 61-29 |
San Francisco Lovers 💋* | 49-41 | Mexico City Wild Wings 🍗* | 59-31 |
Kansas City Breath Mints 🍬 | 48-42 | Hawai'i Fridays 🏝️* | 59-31 |
Canada Moist Talkers 🗣️ | 37-53 | Seattle Garages 🎸 | 43-47 |
LA Unlimited Tacos 🌮 | 34-56 | Ohio Worms 🐌 | 34-56 |
New York Millennials 📱 | 26-64 | Tokyo Lift 🏋️ | 33-57 |
* Denotes teams that made it to the playoffs.
Postseason
Four teams from each Conference advance to the postseason, consisting of the four best performing teams in the Conference seeded by Wins..
Teams alternate home games with the higher seed hosting first. The Quarterfinals, Semifinals, and Internet Series are all best-of-five.
Quarterfinals | Semifinals | Internet Series | |||||||||||
1 | Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams | 3 | |||||||||||
4 | San Francisco Lovers | 1 | |||||||||||
2 | Boston Flowers | 3 | |||||||||||
Good Conference | |||||||||||||
1 | Yellowstone Magic* | 2 | |||||||||||
2 | Boston Flowers | 3 | |||||||||||
3 | Charleston Shoe Thieves | 0 | |||||||||||
GC | Boston Flowers | ||||||||||||
EC | Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams* | ||||||||||||
1 | Yellowstone Magic | 3 | |||||||||||
4 | Atlantis Georgias | 2 | |||||||||||
2 | Hawai'i Fridays | 1 | |||||||||||
Evil Conference | |||||||||||||
1 | Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams* | 3 | |||||||||||
2 | Hawai'i Fridays | 3 | |||||||||||
3 | Mexico City Wild Wings | 0 |
*Denotes teams sent to the opposite Semifinals bracket for unknown reasons.
Election Ballot
Decrees
The Decree with the most community votes will go into effect. During this Season the Decree options were under the title of "Crew Chief" with the subtile of "Name a Crew Chief to Review and Enforce the Rules next Season."
Icon | Name | Effect |
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Bard Umpire | Name the Bard Umpire as the Crew Chief to Review and Enforce the Rules next Season. | |
Knight Umpire | Name the Knight Umpire as the Crew Chief to Review and Enforce the Rules next Season. | |
Mage Umpire | Name the Mage Umpire as the Crew Chief to Review and Enforce the Rules next Season. | |
Rogue Umpire | Name the Rogue Umpire as the Crew Chief to Review and Enforce the Rules next Season. |
Blessings
Each Blessing will be awarded to a randomly selected team. Votes from a team's fans increase the likelihood of that team receiving a blessing. Each team can win at most one blessing.
Name | Effect |
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Yeet | Send your Team's worst Player into the Black Hole and receive a random Player back. |
NEW Pitching Boost | Your Team's Pitching is boosted by 1 Star. |
Magnetic Fielder | Boost the Magnet of the worst Defender on your Team by 3 Stars. |
Wind Sprints | Your Team's Defense and Running are boosted by 1 Star. |
Mage Strike | The Mage Umpire will Strike one of your Division Rivals. |
Knight Strike | The Knight Umpire will Strike one of your Division Rivals. |
Dark Matter | Steal 5 random Players from the Black Hole. |
NEW Batting Boost | Your Team's Batting is boosted by 1 Star. |
Rogue Strike | The Rogue Umpire will Strike one of your Division Rivals. |
Ball Hawk | Reposition your best Defender to Midfielder and increase their Reach by 3 Stars. |
Learn to Defend | Re-roll the Defense of your worst Defender. |
Bard Strike | The Bard Umpire will Strike one of your Division Rivals. |
Strong Start | Sort your Lineup by Batting Rating. |
Telekinesis | Boost the Control of a random Pitcher on your Team by 3 Stars. |
Shadow Play | Swap your worst Player out for someone in your Shadows. |
Election Results
Offseason
Full Timeline | ||
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Fall Ball | Overview · 1st Fall · 2nd Fall · 3rd Fall · 4th Fall · 5th Fall · 6th Fall · 7th Fall · 8th Fall · 9th Fall · Final Fall | |
Season 1 | Overview · Charge Changes · Bonus Burps · The NEW Forbidden Book · The Umpires · Offseason | |
Season 2 | Overview · The Four Eclipses · INTERNAL ERROR · Postseason Switch · Election · Offseason | |
Siesta | ||
Community Lore | ||
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