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The '''Latesiesta''' is a mid-season break in play following the Day 72 games. Latesiestas began in [[Season 12]], and commonly feature renovations of [[Ballparks]].
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The '''Latesiesta''' is a mid-season break in play following the Day 72 games. Latesiestas began in {{BetaSeason|12}}, and commonly feature renovations of [[Ballparks]].
  
==Season 12==
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<section begin=Season 12 />The first Latesiesta was a momentous occasion for the ILB, with the [[Baltimore Crabs]] descending from Blaseball 2, along with the [[Atlantis Georgias]], [[Core Mechanics]], and [[Ohio Worms]]. Furthermore, construction on the [[Chesapeake Racetrack and Ballpark]] was completed, and all other teams in the ILB were able to see their Ballpark names for the first time.
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===Renovations===
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*Ground Broken {{teamicon|crabs}}
 
**1204999 Coins Spent
 
**The [[Crabs]] break ground on [[Chesapeake Racetrack and Ballpark]], selecting to build the Silverada prefab!
 
**THE FLAG IS PLANTED
 
**Emergency Alert
 
**EMERGENCY ALERT
 
**BREACH DETECTED
 
**FLOOD WARNING
 
**THE COIN FLIPS
 
**OVER UNDER
 
**UNDER OVER
 
**IMMATERIA MATERIA
 
**NEW CHALLENGERS SURFACE
 
*New Challenger {{teamicon|georgias}}
 
**The [[Georgias]] have joined the ILB!
 
**They will play in the Wild High division.
 
*New Challenger {{teamicon|worms}}
 
**The [[Worms]] have joined the ILB!
 
**They will play in the Wild Low division.
 
*New Challenger {{teamicon|core}}
 
**The [[Mechanics]] have joined the ILB!
 
**They will play in the Mild High division.
 
*New Challenger {{teamicon|crabs}}
 
**The [[Crabs]] have joined the ILB!
 
**They will play in the Mild Low division.
 
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</div><section end=Season 12 />
 
  
==Season 13==
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<section begin=Season 13 />In the Season 13 [[Earlsiesta]], the rest of the teams across the League began construction on their Ballparks. Many of them finished funding the stadium within minutes, with latecomers soon ensuring all teams were fully funded. Construction was completed for all Ballparks the following Season 13 Latesiesta, with the [[Baltimore Crabs]] completing construction of the first Renovations, '''Inconvenience -''' and '''Peanut Mister'''.
 
 
 
===Renovations===
 
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*Ground Broken - 909,716 Coins Spent {{teamicon|lift}}
 
**The Lift break ground on [[Tokyo Fitness Center]], selecting to build the Boreal prefab.
 
**Another flag is planted!
 
*Ground Broken - 936,095 Coins Spent {{teamicon|jazz hands}}
 
**The Jazz Hands break ground on [[Breckenridge Community Field]], selecting to build the Loge prefab.
 
**Another flag is planted!
 
*Ground Broken - 933,904 Coins Spent {{teamicon|firefighters}}
 
**The Firefighters break ground on [[Fire Safety Awareness Center|The Fire Safety Awareness Center]], selecting to build the Douglas prefab.
 
**Another flag is planted!
 
*Ground Broken - 1,583,174 Coins Spent {{teamicon|tigers}}
 
**The Tigers break ground on [[Sixth Circle Stadium]], selecting to build the Loge prefab.
 
**Another flag is planted!
 
*Ground Broken - 1,175,074 Coins Spent {{teamicon|wings}}
 
**The Wild Wings break ground on [[Basin of Mexico Park]], selecting to build the Douglas prefab.
 
**Another flag is planted!
 
*Ground Broken - 656,404 Coins Spent {{teamicon|atlantis}}
 
**The Georgias break ground on [[Atlantean Dome|The Atlantean Dome]], selecting to build the Hillcrest prefab.
 
**Another flag is planted!
 
*Ground Broken - 1,375,363 Coins Spent {{teamicon|tacos}}
 
**The Tacos break ground on [[Al Pastor Memorial Park]], selecting to build the Boreal prefab.
 
**Another flag is planted!
 
*Ground Broken - 726,878 Coins Spent {{teamicon|dale}}
 
**The Dale break ground on [[Miami International Arena]], selecting to build the Loge prefab.
 
**Another flag is planted!
 
*Ground Broken - 1,007,387 Coins Spent {{teamicon|flowers}}
 
**The Flowers break ground on [[Boston Garden]], selecting to build the Boreal prefab.
 
**Another flag is planted!
 
*Ground Broken - 2,325,023 Coins Spent {{teamicon|sunbeams}}
 
**The Sunbeams break ground on [[Lower Moab Scenic Overlook Field]], selecting to build the Boreal prefab.
 
**Another flag is planted!
 
*Ground Broken - 1,418,244 Coins Spent {{teamicon|spies}}
 
**The Spies break ground on [[An Undisclosed Location]], selecting to build the Boreal prefab.
 
**Another flag is planted!
 
*Ground Broken - 907,356 Coins Spent {{teamicon|worms}}
 
**The Worms break ground on [[Wapakoneta Air, Space and Worm Museum and Ballpark|Wapakoneta Air, Space, and Worm Museum and Ballpark]], selecting to build the Hillcrest prefab.
 
**Another flag is planted!
 
*Ground Broken - 997,610 Coins Spent {{teamicon|mills}}
 
**The Millennials break ground on [[New York, New York Arena, Arena]], selecting to build the Silverada prefab.
 
**Another flag is planted!
 
*Ground Broken - 983,786 Coins Spent {{teamicon|steaks}}
 
**The Steaks break ground on [[George Fourman Stadium]], selecting to build the Rodeo prefab.
 
**Another flag is planted!
 
*Ground Broken - 1,033,968 Coins Spent {{teamicon|lovers}}
 
**The Lovers break ground on [[San Franstadium]], selecting to build the Douglas prefab.
 
**Another flag is planted!
 
*Ground Broken - 921,726 Coins Spent {{teamicon|pies}}
 
**The Pies break ground on [[Tastycake Stadium]], selecting to build the Loge prefab.
 
**Another flag is planted!
 
*Ground Broken - 719,531 Coins Spent {{teamicon|garages}}
 
**The Garages break ground on [[Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility|The Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility]], selecting to build the Pine prefab.
 
**Another flag is planted!
 
*Ground Broken - 665,911 Coins Spent {{teamicon|core}}
 
**The Mechanics break ground on [[Core Pillar Center]], selecting to build the Hillcrest prefab.
 
**Another flag is planted!
 
*Ground Broken - 1,469,371 Coins Spent {{teamicon|fridays}}
 
**The Fridays break ground on [[Hawai'i Viberight Field]], selecting to build the Loge prefab.
 
**Another flag is planted!
 
*Ground Broken - 806,544 Coins Spent {{teamicon|talkers}}
 
**The Moist Talkers break ground on [[Gleek Arena]], selecting to build the Boreal prefab.
 
**Another flag is planted!
 
*Ground Broken - 828,745 Coins Spent {{teamicon|thieves}}
 
**The Shoe Thieves break ground on [[Choux Stadium]], selecting to build the Boreal prefab.
 
**Another flag is planted!
 
*Ground Broken - 1,496,187 Coins Spent {{teamicon|magic}}
 
**The Magic break ground on [[Yellowstone National (Ball)Park]], selecting to build the Boreal prefab.
 
**Another flag is planted!
 
*Ground Broken - 908,592 Coins Spent {{teamicon|mints}}
 
**The Breath Mints break ground on [[Kansas City FreshDome]], selecting to build the Loge prefab.
 
**Another flag is planted!
 
*Inconvenience - - 1,749,411 Coins Spent {{teamicon|crabs}}
 
**The [[Crabitat]] became 15% less Inconvenient!
 
*Peanut Mister - 1,999,266 Coins Spent {{teamicon|crabs}}
 
**The [[Crabitat]] builds a Peanut Mister!
 
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</div><section end=Season 13 />
 
 
 
==Season 14==
 
<section begin=Season 14 />The [[Season 14]] Latesiesta brought with it renovations for every team. Teams were offered the [[Renovation]] '''PsychoAcoustics''', which when applied to a [[Ballpark]], will occasionally Echo one of the Away Team's modifications for the duration of the game. Additionally, any team that received PsychoAcoustics also received a new player, all called Wyatt Mason with Roman numerals distinguishing them, in an event known as [[The Second Wyatt Masoning]].
 
 
 
===Renovations===
 
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*PsychoAcoustics - 3,478,911 Coins Spent {{teamicon|lift}}
 
**Lift tune [[The Gym]] for PsychoAcoustics.
 
*[[Wyatt_Mason_(Season_14_birth)|Wyatt Mason]] was pulled through the Rift. {{teamicon|lift}}
 
**[[Wyatt_Mason_(Season_14_birth)|Wyatt Mason]] Localized into the Lift's lineup.
 
*Peanut Mister - 1,671,132 Coins Spent{{teamicon|lift}}
 
**[[The Gym]] builds a Peanut Mister!
 
*Peanut Mister - 2,741,300 Coins Spent {{teamicon|hands}}
 
**[[The Pocket]] builds a Peanut Mister!
 
*PsychoAcoustics - 1,942,262 Coins Spent{{teamicon|hands}}
 
**Jazz Hands tune [[The Pocket]] for PsychoAcoustics.
 
*[[Wyatt Mason II]] was pulled through the Rift.{{teamicon|hands}}
 
**[[Wyatt Mason II]] Localized into the Jazz Hands' lineup.
 
*Coffee + - 1,9243,26 Coins Spent {{teamicon|firefighters}}
 
**[[The Fire House]] will now have more Coffee.
 
*Big Buckets - 1,023,020 Coins Spent{{teamicon|firefighters}}
 
**[[The Fire House]] builds Big Buckets!
 
*Peanut Mister - 2,737,852 Coins Spent {{teamicon|tigers}}
 
**[[The Ampitheater]] builds a Peanut Mister!
 
*Big Buckets - 3,470,589 Coins Spent{{teamicon|tigers}}
 
**[[The Ampitheater]] builds Big Buckets!
 
*Peanut Mister - 2,211,098 Coins Spent {{teamicon|wings}}
 
**[[The Bucket]] builds a Peanut Mister!
 
*Big Buckets - 1,063,816 Coins Spent{{teamicon|wings}}
 
**[[The Bucket]] builds Big Buckets!
 
*PsychoAcoustics - 1,355,379 Coins Spent {{teamicon|atlantis}}
 
**Georgias tune [[The Bubble]] for PsychoAcoustics.
 
*[[Wyatt Mason III]] was pulled through the Rift.{{teamicon|atlantis}}
 
**[[Wyatt Mason III]] Localized into the Georgias' lineup.
 
*Big Buckets - 6,111,177 Coins Spent {{teamicon|tacos}}
 
**[[LA Taquería]] builds Big Buckets!
 
*Obtuseness + - 8,123,181 Coins Spent{{teamicon|tacos}}
 
**[[LA Taquería]] became 14% more Obtuse!
 
*PsychoAcoustics - 4,138,691 Coins Spent{{teamicon|tacos}}
 
**Tacos tune [[LA Taquería]] for PsychoAcoustics.
 
*[[Wyatt Mason IV]] was pulled through the Rift.{{teamicon|tacos}}
 
**[[Wyatt Mason IV]] Localized into the Tacos' rotation.
 
*Big Buckets - 2,660,512 Coins Spent {{teamicon|dale}}
 
**[[Worldwide Field]] builds Big Buckets!
 
*PsychoAcoustics - 2,156,139 Coins Spent{{teamicon|dale}}
 
**Dale tune [[Worldwide Field]] for PsychoAcoustics.
 
*[[Wyatt Mason V]] Localized into the Dale's rotation.{{teamicon|dale}}
 
**[[Wyatt Mason V]] was pulled through the Rift.
 
*PsychoAcoustics - 1,986,268 Coins Spent {{teamicon|flowers}}
 
**Flowers tune [[The Garden]] for PsychoAcoustics.
 
*[[Wyatt Mason VI]] was pulled through the Rift.{{teamicon|flowers}}
 
**[[Wyatt Mason VI]] Localized into the Flowers' rotation.
 
*Solar Panels - 1,761,052 Coins Spent{{teamicon|flowers}}
 
**[[The Garden]] unlocks Solar Panels!
 
*Solar Panels - 3,406,180 Coins Spent {{teamicon|sunbeams}}
 
**[[The Solarium]] unlocks Solar Panels!
 
*PsychoAcoustics - 1,824,778 Coins Spent{{teamicon|sunbeams}}
 
**Sunbeams tune [[The Solarium]] for PsychoAcoustics.
 
*[[Wyatt Mason VII]] was pulled through the Rift.{{teamicon|sunbeams}}
 
**[[Wyatt Mason VII]] Localized into the Sunbeams' lineup.
 
*Big Buckets - 2,153,167 Coins Spent {{teamicon|spies}}
 
**[[REDACTED]] builds Big Buckets!
 
*Peanut Mister - 1,429,797 Coins Spent{{teamicon|spies}}
 
**[[REDACTED]] builds a Peanut Mister!
 
*Black Hole + - 2,749,331 Coins Spent {{teamicon|worms}}
 
**[[The Wormhole]] will now have more Black Hole.
 
*PsychoAcoustics - 2,059,626 Coins Spent {{teamicon|worms}}
 
**Worms tune [[The Wormhole]] for PsychoAcoustics.
 
*[[Wyatt Mason VIII]] was pulled through the Rift. {{teamicon|worms}}
 
**[[Wyatt Mason VIII]] Localized into the Worms' rotation.
 
*Inconvenience - - 7,091,284 Coins Spent {{teamicon|mills}}
 
**[[Battin' Island]] became 6% less Inconvenient!
 
*Peanut Mister - 5,965,683 Coins Spent{{teamicon|mills}}
 
**[[Battin' Island]] builds a Peanut Mister!
 
*PsychoAcoustics - 5,123,581 Coins Spent{{teamicon|mills}}
 
**Millennials tune [[Battin' Island]] for PsychoAcoustics.
 
*[[Wyatt Mason IX]] was pulled through the Rift.{{teamicon|mills}}
 
**[[Wyatt Mason IX]] Localized into the Millennials' rotation.
 
*Peanuts + - 5,154,269 Coins Spent {{teamicon|steaks}}
 
**[[The Steakhouse]] will now have more Peanuts.
 
*Grandiosity - - 3,168,629 Coins Spent{{teamicon|steaks}}
 
**[[The Steakhouse]] became 6% less Grandiose!
 
*Mysticism + - 4,144,883 Coins Spent {{teamicon|lovers}}
 
**[[The Polyhedron]] became 8% more Mystical!
 
*Coffee Two + - 2,308,638 Coins Spent{{teamicon|lovers}}
 
**[[The Polyhedron]] will now have more Coffee Two.
 
*Big Buckets - 3,192,472 Coins Spent {{teamicon|pies}}
 
**[[The Oven]] builds Big Buckets!
 
*Elongation + - 2,626,245 Coins Spent{{teamicon|pies}}
 
**[[The Oven]] became 8% more Elongated!
 
*PsychoAcoustics - 2,785,430 Coins Spent {{teamicon|garages}}
 
**Garages tune [[The Big Garage]] for PsychoAcoustics.
 
*[[Wyatt Mason X]] was pulled through the Rift.{{teamicon|garages}}
 
**[[Wyatt Mason X]] Localized into the Garages' lineup.
 
*Forwardness + - 1,837,005 Coins Spent{{teamicon|garages}}
 
**[[The Big Garage]] became 5% more Forward!
 
*Coffee Threes + - 2,271,615 Coins Spent {{teamicon|mechanics}}
 
**[[The Pillars]] will now have more Coffee Threes.
 
*PsychoAcoustics - 2,174,170 Coins Spent{{teamicon|mechanics}}
 
**Mechanics tune [[The Pillars]] for PsychoAcoustics.
 
*[[Wyatt Mason XI]] was pulled through the Rift.{{teamicon|mechanics}}
 
**[[Wyatt Mason XI]] Localized into the Mechanics' rotation.
 
*Inconvenience - - 2,357,386 Coins Spent {{teamicon|fridays}}
 
**[[The Cookout]] became 7% less Inconvenient!
 
*Peanut Mister - 1,289,321 Coins Spent{{teamicon|fridays}}
 
**[[The Cookout]] builds a Peanut Mister!
 
*Viscosity + - 3,968,390 Coins Spent {{teamicon|talkers}}
 
**[[The Gleek]] became 6% more Viscous!
 
*Big Buckets - 1,699,486 Coins Spent{{teamicon|talkers}}
 
**[[The Gleek]] builds Big Buckets!
 
*Inconvenience - - 2,608,603 Coins Spent {{teamicon|thieves}}
 
**[[The Choux]] became 5% less Inconvenient!
 
*PsychoAcoustics - 2,164,004 Coins Spent{{teamicon|thieves}}
 
**Shoe Thieves tune [[The Choux]] for PsychoAcoustics.
 
*[[Wyatt Mason XII]] was pulled through the Rift.{{teamicon|thieves}}
 
**[[Wyatt Mason XII]] Localized into the Shoe Thieves' rotation.
 
*Heat Magnet - 3,525,367 Coins Spent {{teamicon|magic}}
 
**[[Yellowstone]] builds the Heat Magnet!
 
*Solar Panels - 1,977,938 Coins Spent{{teamicon|magic}}
 
**[[Yellowstone]] unlocks Solar Panels!
 
*Big Buckets - 1,881,775 Coins Spent {{teamicon|mints}}
 
**[[The Meadow]] builds Big Buckets!
 
*PsychoAcoustics - 1,427,331 Coins Spent{{teamicon|mints}}
 
**Breath Mints tune [[The Meadow]] for PsychoAcoustics.
 
*[[Wyatt Mason XIII]] was pulled through the Rift.{{teamicon|mints}}
 
**[[Wyatt Mason XIII]] Localized into the Breath Mints' rotation.
 
*Big Buckets - 4,291,973 Coins Spent {{teamicon|crabs}}
 
**[[The Crabitat]] builds Big Buckets!
 
*Fortification - - 4,153,533 Coins Spent{{teamicon|crabs}}
 
**[[The Crabitat]] became 7% less Fortified!
 
</div>
 
</div>
 
 
 
===Repairs===
 
Some time after the Latesiesta, The Game Band issued a statement about the results of the Latesiesta, revealing that a bug had been exploited to grant some players impossible wealth, which was then used to manipulate the voting results for the Crabs, Steaks, and Millennials. <ref>https://medium.com/@thegameband_studio/regarding-the-latesiesta-renovation-results-5505db96fe0d</ref> They have restored the Ballparks to their proper statuses, in the following fashion:
 
 
 
*The Crab’s [[Crabitat]] regained 7% Fortifications, and lost the Big Buckets renovation. The Crabitat received a 7% boost to Viscosity, and the PsychoAcoustics renovation.
 
*The Steaks’ [[Steakhouse]]’s Peanut Weather Boost renovation was removed and replaced with a Coffee Threes Weather Boost renovation.
 
*The Millennials [[Battin’ Island]] lost its Peanut Mister renovation.
 
 
 
The text log of the renovations above will remain as it was on the hour of the event for posterity. <section end=Season 14 />
 
 
 
==Season 15==
 
<section begin=Season 15 />The [[Renovations]] available in Season 15 were mostly previously known, with a few new renovations. The notable renovation this season was '''Secret Base''', which adds a secret base behind the second base. When a player arrives at the second base, they have a chance to enter the Secret Base, where they will remain even through the end of the inning. They will emerge later (while also, at times, simultaneously being at bat and in the secret base) to continue running the bases from second base.
 
 
 
Several [[Ballparks]] also added the Renovation '''Grind Rail''', which allows a player a chance to steal third base while standing at first. When a player takes this chance, the Game Log will describe the skateboard tricks attempted by the player, assign each trick a score, and then the player will either fail their trick, successfully steal third base, or get tagged Out.
 
 
 
===Renovations===
 
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*Grind Rail - 2,120,144 Coins Spent {{teamicon|lift}}
 
**[[The Gym]] unlocks the Grind Rail!
 
*Forwardness + - 4,704,218 Coins Spent {{teamicon|lift}}
 
**[[The Gym]] became 14% more Forward!
 
*Grind Rail - 3,954,141 Coins Spent {{teamicon|jazz hands}}
 
**[[The Pocket]] unlocks the Grind Rail!
 
*LCD Soundsystem - 3,082,074 Coins Spent {{teamicon|jazz hands}}
 
**[[The Pocket]] unlocks an LCD Soundsystem!
 
*Secret Base - 3,313,982 Coins Spent {{teamicon|firefighters}}
 
**[[The Fire House]] unlocks the Secret Base!
 
*Echo Chamber - 2,725,627 Coins Spent {{teamicon|firefighters}}
 
**[[The Fire House]] builds an Echo Chamber!
 
*Grandiosity + - 9,855,146 Coins Spent {{teamicon|tigers}}
 
**[[The Ampitheater]] became 8% more Grandiose!
 
*Secret Base - 11,577,491 Coins Spent {{teamicon|tigers}}
 
**[[The Ampitheater]] unlocks the Secret Base!
 
*Grind Rail - 9,803,035 Coins Spent {{teamicon|tigers}}
 
**[[The Ampitheater]] unlocks the Grind Rail!
 
*Flood Pumps - 2,859,185 Coins Spent {{teamicon|wings}}
 
**[[The Bucket]] unlocks Flood Pumps!
 
*Sun 2 + - 2,0173,07 Coins Spent {{teamicon|wings}}
 
**[[The Bucket]] will now have more Sun 2.
 
*Secret Base - 1,636,995 Coins Spent {{teamicon|atlantis}}
 
**[[The Bubble]] unlocks the Secret Base!
 
*LCD Soundsystem - 1,683,387 Coins Spent {{teamicon|atlantis}}
 
**[[The Bubble]] unlocks an LCD Soundsystem!
 
*Secret Base - 4,626,180 Coins Spent {{teamicon|tacos}}
 
**[[LA Taquería]] unlocks the Secret Base!
 
*Grandiosity - - 3,516,715 Coins Spent {{teamicon|tacos}}
 
**[[LA Taquería]] became 9% less Grandiose!
 
*LCD Soundsystem - 2,986,011 Coins Spent {{teamicon|dale}}
 
**[[Worldwide Field]] unlocks an LCD Soundsystem!
 
*Secret Base - 2,979,501 Coins Spent {{teamicon|dale}}
 
**[[Worldwide Field]] unlocks the Secret Base!
 
*Big Buckets - 3,522,547 Coins Spent {{teamicon|flowers}}
 
**[[The Garden]] builds Big Buckets!
 
*Grandiosity - - 3,426,061 Coins Spent {{teamicon|flowers}}
 
**[[The Garden]] became 13% less Grandiose!
 
*Echo Chamber - 7,627,498 Coins Spent {{teamicon|sunbeams}}
 
**[[The Solarium]] builds an Echo Chamber!
 
*Grind Rail - 8,869,111 Coins Spent {{teamicon|sunbeams}}
 
**[[The Solarium]] unlocks the Grind Rail!
 
*Secret Base - 8,261,571 Coins Spent {{teamicon|sunbeams}}
 
**[[The Solarium]] unlocks the Secret Base!
 
*Secret Base - 4,888,109 Coins Spent {{teamicon|spies}}
 
**[[REDACTED]] unlocks the Secret Base!
 
*Flood Pumps - 3,204,312 Coins Spent {{teamicon|spies}}
 
**[[REDACTED]] unlocks Flood Pumps!
 
*Secret Base - 3,268,279 Coins Spent {{teamicon|worms}}
 
**[[The Wormhole]] unlocks the Secret Base!
 
*Flood Pumps - 1,564,798 Coins Spent {{teamicon|worms}}
 
**[[The Wormhole]] unlocks Flood Pumps!
 
*Grind Rail - 4,272,828 Coins Spent {{teamicon|mills}}
 
**[[Battin' Island]] unlocks the Grind Rail!
 
*Inconvenience - - 3,682,987 Coins Spent {{teamicon|mills}}
 
**[[Battin' Island]] became 6% less Inconvenient!
 
*Big Buckets - 4,353,341 Coins Spent {{teamicon|steaks}}
 
**[[The Steakhouse]] builds Big Buckets!
 
*Ominousness - - 1,883,434 Coins Spent {{teamicon|steaks}}
 
**[[The Steakhouse]] became 6% less Ominous!
 
*Grind Rail - 3,693,520 Coins Spent {{teamicon|lovers}}
 
**[[The PolyHedron|The Polyhedron]] unlocks the Grind Rail!
 
*Secret Base - 3,479,707 Coins Spent {{teamicon|lovers}}
 
**[[The PolyHedron|The Polyhedron]] unlocks the Secret Base!
 
*Grind Rail - 3,061,703 Coins Spent {{teamicon|pies}}
 
**[[The Oven]] unlocks the Grind Rail!
 
*Secret Base - 4,408,335 Coins Spent {{teamicon|pies}}
 
**[[The Oven]] unlocks the Secret Base!
 
*Grind Rail - 3,642,250 Coins Spent {{teamicon|garages}}
 
**[[The Big Garage]] unlocks the Grind Rail!
 
*Ominousness + - 2,773,483 Coins Spent {{teamicon|garages}}
 
**[[The Big Garage]] became 15% more Ominous!
 
*Secret Base - 4,048,532 Coins Spent {{teamicon|mechanics}}
 
**[[The Pillars]] unlocks the Secret Base!
 
*Echo Chamber - 2,102,184 Coins Spent {{teamicon|mechanics}}
 
**[[The Pillars]] builds an Echo Chamber!
 
*Grind Rail - 4,221,564 Coins Spent {{teamicon|fridays}}
 
**[[The Cookout]] unlocks the Grind Rail!
 
*Flood Pumps - 1,968,768 Coins Spent {{teamicon|fridays}}
 
**[[The Cookout]] unlocks Flood Pumps!
 
*Grandiosity + - 3,024,624 Coins Spent {{teamicon|talkers}}
 
**[[The Gleek]] became 11% more Grandiose!
 
*Flooding + - 7,719,486 Coins Spent {{teamicon|talkers}}
 
**[[The Gleek]] will now have more Flooding.
 
*Grind Rail - 2,630,196 Coins Spent {{teamicon|thieves}}
 
**[[The Choux]] unlocks the Grind Rail!
 
*Secret Base - 4,867,790 Coins Spent {{teamicon|thieves}}
 
**[[The Choux]] unlocks the Secret Base!
 
*Secret Base - 6,176,768 Coins Spent {{teamicon|magic}}
 
**[[Yellowstone]] unlocks the Secret Base!
 
*Grind Rail - 3,112,533 Coins Spent {{teamicon|magic}}
 
**[[Yellowstone]] unlocks the Grind Rail!
 
*Birds + - 3,100,457 Coins Spent {{teamicon|magic}}
 
**[[Yellowstone]] will now have more Birds.
 
*Reverb + - 2,797,919 Coins Spent {{teamicon|mints}}
 
**[[The Meadow]] will now have more Reverb.
 
*Echo Chamber - 2,652,550 Coins Spent {{teamicon|mints}}
 
**[[The Meadow]] builds an Echo Chamber!
 
*Fortification + - 8,335,389 Coins Spent {{teamicon|crabs}}
 
**[[The Crabitat]] became 13% more Fortified!
 
*Secret Base - 8,485,105 Coins Spent {{teamicon|crabs}}
 
**[[The Crabitat]] unlocks the Secret Base!
 
*Flood Pumps - 8,373,332 Coins Spent {{teamicon|crabs}}
 
**[[The Crabitat]] unlocks Flood Pumps!
 
</div>
 
</div><section end=Season 15 />
 
 
 
==Season 16==
 
<section begin=Season 16 />The Season 16 [[Renovations]] again brought a few new modifications among the previously-seen ones. The notable renovation this was '''Salmon Cannons''', which claimed to expel pests from the [[Ballpark]]. Salmon Cannons can force players of the visiting team {{Elsewhere}}, as well as eject Consumers from the ballpark. Other new renovations included '''Ballpark Cleanup''', which removes all Filthiness from a ballpark, and '''Sweetner''', which says "With a dedicated supply of Sweetener in your Ballpark, Coffee weathers will be your favorite part of the season."
 
 
 
===Renovations===
 
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*Inconvenience - - 2,247,146 Coins Spent {{teamicon|c73b705c-40ad-4633-a6ed-d357ee2e2bcf}}
 
**[[The Gym]] became 13% less Inconvenient!
 
*Sweetener - 2,114,893 Coins Spent {{teamicon|c73b705c-40ad-4633-a6ed-d357ee2e2bcf}}
 
**[[The Gym]] buys a bunch of {{ModLink|Sweetener}}!
 
*Sweetener - 3,019,265 Coins Spent {{teamicon|a37f9158-7f82-46bc-908c-c9e2dda7c33b}}
 
**[[The Pocket]] buys a bunch of {{ModLink|Sweetener}}!
 
*Coffee + - 2,996,281 Coins Spent {{teamicon|a37f9158-7f82-46bc-908c-c9e2dda7c33b}}
 
**[[The Pocket]] will now have more Coffee.
 
*Salmon Cannons - 2,465,956 Coins Spent {{teamicon|ca3f1c8c-c025-4d8e-8eef-5be6accbeb16}}
 
**[[The Fire House]] unlocks {{ModLink|Salmon Cannons}}!
 
*Sweetener - 2,314,969 Coins Spent {{teamicon|ca3f1c8c-c025-4d8e-8eef-5be6accbeb16}}
 
**[[The Fire House]] buys a bunch of {{ModLink|Sweetener}}!
 
*Blooddrain + - 4,088,607 Coins Spent {{teamicon|747b8e4a-7e50-4638-a973-ea7950a3e739}}
 
**[[The Ampitheater]] will now have more Blooddrain.
 
*Ballpark Cleanup - 3,971,893 Coins Spent {{teamicon|747b8e4a-7e50-4638-a973-ea7950a3e739}}
 
**[[The Ampitheater]] was cleaned up! It is no longer Filthy.
 
*Birds + - 1,757,730 Coins Spent {{teamicon|57ec08cc-0411-4643-b304-0e80dbc15ac7}}
 
**[[The Bucket]] will now have more Birds.
 
*Sweetener - 1,959,363 Coins Spent {{teamicon|57ec08cc-0411-4643-b304-0e80dbc15ac7}}
 
**[[The Bucket]] buys a bunch of {{ModLink|Sweetener}}!
 
*Sweetener - 2,890,126 Coins Spent {{teamicon|d9f89a8a-c563-493e-9d64-78e4f9a55d4a}}
 
**[[The Bubble]] buys a bunch of {{ModLink|Sweetener}}!
 
*Salmon Cannons - 1,855,328 Coins Spent {{teamicon|d9f89a8a-c563-493e-9d64-78e4f9a55d4a}}
 
**[[The Bubble]] unlocks {{ModLink|Salmon Cannons}}!
 
*Obtuseness + - 3,858,243 Coins Spent {{teamicon|878c1bf6-0d21-4659-bfee-916c8314d69c}}
 
**[[LA Taquería]] became 7% more Obtuse!
 
*Sun 2 + - 5,167,329 Coins Spent {{teamicon|878c1bf6-0d21-4659-bfee-916c8314d69c}}
 
**[[LA Taquería]] will now have more Sun 2.
 
*Sweetener - 2,693,477 Coins Spent {{teamicon|b63be8c2-576a-4d6e-8daf-814f8bcea96f}}
 
**[[Worldwide Field]] buys a bunch of {{ModLink|Sweetener}}!
 
*Coffee + - 2,549,455 Coins Spent {{teamicon|b63be8c2-576a-4d6e-8daf-814f8bcea96f}}
 
**[[Worldwide Field]] will now have more Coffee.
 
*Salmon Cannons - 2,421,212 Coins Spent {{teamicon|3f8bbb15-61c0-4e3f-8e4a-907a5fb1565e}}
 
**[[The Garden]] unlocks {{ModLink|Salmon Cannons}}!
 
*Grandiosity - - 3,152,635 Coins Spent {{teamicon|3f8bbb15-61c0-4e3f-8e4a-907a5fb1565e}}
 
**[[The Garden]] became 13% less Grandiose!
 
*Salmon Cannons - 4,775,145 Coins Spent {{teamicon|f02aeae2-5e6a-4098-9842-02d2273f25c7}}
 
**[[The Solarium]] unlocks {{ModLink|Salmon Cannons}}!
 
*Sun 2 + - 4,927,753 Coins Spent {{teamicon|f02aeae2-5e6a-4098-9842-02d2273f25c7}}
 
**[[The Solarium]] will now have more Sun 2.
 
*Salmon Cannons - 2,275,808 Coins Spent {{teamicon|9debc64f-74b7-4ae1-a4d6-fce0144b6ea5}}
 
**[[REDACTED]] unlocks {{ModLink|Salmon Cannons}}!
 
*Ballpark Cleanup - 3,617,527 Coins Spent {{teamicon|9debc64f-74b7-4ae1-a4d6-fce0144b6ea5}}
 
**[[REDACTED]] was cleaned up! It is no longer Filthy.
 
*Forwardness + - 3,098,453 Coins Spent {{teamicon|bb4a9de5-c924-4923-a0cb-9d1445f1ee5d}}
 
**[[The Wormhole]] became 11% more Forward!
 
*Salmon Cannons - 2,481,540 Coins Spent {{teamicon|bb4a9de5-c924-4923-a0cb-9d1445f1ee5d}}
 
**[[The Wormhole]] unlocks {{ModLink|Salmon Cannons}}!
 
*Sweetener - 3,274,994 Coins Spent {{teamicon|36569151-a2fb-43c1-9df7-2df512424c82}}
 
**[[Battin' Island]] buys a bunch of {{ModLink|Sweetener}}!
 
*Coffee Threes + - 3,271,954 Coins Spent {{teamicon|36569151-a2fb-43c1-9df7-2df512424c82}}
 
**[[Battin' Island]] will now have more Coffee Threes.
 
*Ballpark Cleanup - 3,581,578 Coins Spent {{teamicon|b024e975-1c4a-4575-8936-a3754a08806a}}
 
**[[The Steakhouse]] was cleaned up! It is no longer Filthy.
 
*Sweetener - 3,545,145 Coins Spent {{teamicon|b024e975-1c4a-4575-8936-a3754a08806a}}
 
**[[The Steakhouse]] buys a bunch of {{ModLink|Sweetener}}!
 
*Sweetener - 2,553,640 Coins Spent {{teamicon|b72f3061-f573-40d7-832a-5ad475bd7909}}
 
**[[The Polyhedron]] buys a bunch of {{ModLink|Sweetener}}!
 
*Birdhouses - 2,591,151 Coins Spent {{teamicon|b72f3061-f573-40d7-832a-5ad475bd7909}}
 
**[[The Polyhedron]] builds a bunch of {{ModLink|Birdhouses}}!
 
*Birds + - 4,290,718 Coins Spent {{teamicon|23e4cbc1-e9cd-47fa-a35b-bfa06f726cb7}}
 
**[[The Oven]] will now have more Birds.
 
*Sweetener - 1,873,882 Coins Spent {{teamicon|23e4cbc1-e9cd-47fa-a35b-bfa06f726cb7}}
 
**[[The Oven]] buys a bunch of {{ModLink|Sweetener}}!
 
*Sweetener - 3,955,915 Coins Spent {{teamicon|105bc3ff-1320-4e37-8ef0-8d595cb95dd0}}
 
**[[The Big Garage]] buys a bunch of {{ModLink|Sweetener}}!
 
*Salmon Cannons - 7,618,439 Coins Spent {{teamicon|105bc3ff-1320-4e37-8ef0-8d595cb95dd0}}
 
**[[The Big Garage]] unlocks {{ModLink|Salmon Cannons}}!
 
*Sweetener - 5,014,674 Coins Spent {{teamicon|46358869-dce9-4a01-bfba-ac24fc56f57e}}
 
**[[The Pillars]] buys a bunch of {{ModLink|Sweetener}}!
 
*Salmon Cannons - 4,859,547 Coins Spent {{teamicon|46358869-dce9-4a01-bfba-ac24fc56f57e}}
 
**[[The Pillars]] unlocks {{ModLink|Salmon Cannons}}!
 
*Birdhouses - 2,502,762 Coins Spent {{teamicon|979aee4a-6d80-4863-bf1c-ee1a78e06024}}
 
**[[The Cookout]] builds a bunch of {{ModLink|Birdhouses}}!
 
*Salmon Cannons - 2,227,723 Coins Spent {{teamicon|979aee4a-6d80-4863-bf1c-ee1a78e06024}}
 
**[[The Cookout]] unlocks {{ModLink|Salmon Cannons}}!
 
*Ballpark Cleanup - 8,229,527 Coins Spent {{teamicon|eb67ae5e-c4bf-46ca-bbbc-425cd34182ff}}
 
**[[The Gleek]] was cleaned up! It is no longer Filthy.
 
*Obtuseness + - 5,293,234 Coins Spent {{teamicon|eb67ae5e-c4bf-46ca-bbbc-425cd34182ff}}
 
**[[The Gleek]] became 5% more Obtuse!
 
*Salmon Cannons - 7,126,478 Coins Spent {{teamicon|eb67ae5e-c4bf-46ca-bbbc-425cd34182ff}}
 
**[[The Gleek]] unlocks {{ModLink|Salmon Cannons}}!
 
*Sweetener - 2,115,146 Coins Spent {{teamicon|bfd38797-8404-4b38-8b82-341da28b1f83}}
 
**[[The Choux]] buys a bunch of {{ModLink|Sweetener}}!
 
*Ballpark Cleanup - 3,014,356 Coins Spent {{teamicon|bfd38797-8404-4b38-8b82-341da28b1f83}}
 
**[[The Choux]] was cleaned up! It is no longer Filthy.
 
*Inconvenience - - 5,880,383 Coins Spent {{teamicon|7966eb04-efcc-499b-8f03-d13916330531}}
 
**[[Yellowstone]] became 13% less Inconvenient!
 
*Sweetener - 5,641,481 Coins Spent {{teamicon|7966eb04-efcc-499b-8f03-d13916330531}}
 
**[[Yellowstone]] buys a bunch of {{ModLink|Sweetener}}!
 
*Sun 2 + - 6,216,582 Coins Spent {{teamicon|7966eb04-efcc-499b-8f03-d13916330531}}
 
**[[Yellowstone]] will now have more Sun 2.
 
*Solar Eclipses + - 4,112,888 Coins Spent {{teamicon|adc5b394-8f76-416d-9ce9-813706877b84}}
 
**[[The Meadow]] will now have more Solar Eclipses.
 
*Elongation - - 3,078,307 Coins Spent {{teamicon|adc5b394-8f76-416d-9ce9-813706877b84}}
 
**[[The Meadow]] became 7% less Elongated!
 
*Salmon Cannons - 4,417,961 Coins Spent {{teamicon|8d87c468-699a-47a8-b40d-cfb73a5660ad}}
 
**[[The Crabitat]] unlocks {{ModLink|Salmon Cannons}}!
 
*Ballpark Cleanup - 4,809,461 Coins Spent {{teamicon|8d87c468-699a-47a8-b40d-cfb73a5660ad}}
 
**[[The Crabitat]] was cleaned up! It is no longer Filthy.
 
</div>
 
</div><section end=Season 16 />
 
 
 
==Season 17==
 
<section begin=Season 17 />
 
[[Season 17]] brought two new [[Renovations]]: '''Fax Machine''', which reads "The Fax Machine will offer you Shadow Relief, promoting your Best Pitcher from the Shadows in your time of need", and '''Hotel Motel''', which reads "The Hotel Motel will occasionally create Holiday Innings during the Earlseason, where you Party instead of Score."
 
 
 
===Renovations===
 
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
 
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*{{Teamicon|Lift}}Hotel Motel - 5,247,283 Coins Spent
 
**[[The Gym]] unlocks {{ModLink|Hotel Motel}}!
 
*{{Teamicon|Lift}}Ballpark Cleanup - 3,472,016 Coins Spent
 
**[[The Gym]] was cleaned up! It is no longer Filthy.
 
*{{Teamicon|Jazz Hands}}Coffee Threes + - 5,602,988 Coins Spent
 
**[[The Pocket]] will now have more Coffee Threes.
 
*{{Teamicon|Jazz Hands}}Hotel Motel - 5,420,430 Coins Spent
 
**[[The Pocket]] unlocks {{ModLink|Hotel Motel}}!
 
*{{Teamicon|Jazz Hands}}Grandiosity + - 5,494,523 Coins Spent
 
**[[The Pocket]] became 8% more Grandiose!
 
*{{Teamicon|Firefighters}}Hotel Motel - 5,280,361 Coins Spent
 
**[[The Fire House]] unlocks {{ModLink|Hotel Motel}}!
 
*{{Teamicon|Firefighters}}Ballpark Cleanup - 4,970,738 Coins Spent
 
**[[The Fire House]] was cleaned up! It is no longer Filthy.
 
*{{Teamicon|Firefighters}}Forwardness + - 5,314,432 Coins Spent
 
**[[The Fire House]] became 6% more Forward!
 
*{{Teamicon|Tigers}}Blooddrain + - 7,257,702 Coins Spent
 
**[[The Ampitheater]] will now have more Blooddrain.
 
*{{Teamicon|Tigers}}Birdhouses - 6,436,598 Coins Spent
 
**[[The Ampitheater]] builds a bunch of {{ModLink|Birdhouses}}!
 
*{{Teamicon|Tigers}}Hotel Motel - 7,096,900 Coins Spent
 
**[[The Ampitheater]] unlocks {{ModLink|Hotel Motel}}!
 
*{{Teamicon|Wild Wings}}Ballpark Cleanup - 3,684,047 Coins Spent
 
**[[The Bucket]] was cleaned up! It is no longer Filthy.
 
*{{Teamicon|Wild Wings}}Coffee Two + - 3,647,335 Coins Spent
 
**[[The Bucket]] will now have more Coffee Two.
 
*{{Teamicon|Georgias}}Hotel Motel - 2,842,767 Coins Spent
 
**[[The Bubble]] unlocks {{ModLink|Hotel Motel}}!
 
*{{Teamicon|Georgias}}Obtuseness + - 2,835,577 Coins Spent
 
**[[The Bubble]] became 14% more Obtuse!
 
*{{Teamicon|Tacos}}Hotel Motel - 6,672,925 Coins Spent
 
**[[LA Taquería]] unlocks {{ModLink|Hotel Motel}}!
 
*{{Teamicon|Tacos}}Fax Machine - 3,000,485 Coins Spent
 
**[[LA Taquería]] unlocks {{ModLink|Fax Machine}}!
 
*{{Teamicon|Dale}}Hotel Motel - 3,537,617 Coins Spent
 
**[[Worldwide Field]] unlocks {{ModLink|Hotel Motel}}!
 
*{{Teamicon|Dale}}Ballpark Cleanup - 2,844,000 Coins Spent
 
**[[Worldwide Field]] was cleaned up! It is no longer Filthy.
 
*{{Teamicon|Flowers}}Flood Pumps - 2,125,905 Coins Spent
 
**[[The Garden]] unlocks {{ModLink|Flood Pumps}}!
 
*{{Teamicon|Flowers}}Ballpark Cleanup - 3,179,850 Coins Spent
 
**[[The Garden]] was cleaned up! It is no longer Filthy.
 
*{{Teamicon|Sunbeams}}Elongation - - 6,250,102 Coins Spent
 
**[[The Solarium]] became 14% less Elongated!
 
*{{Teamicon|Sunbeams}}Hotel Motel - 6,839,552 Coins Spent
 
**[[The Solarium]] unlocks {{ModLink|Hotel Motel}}!
 
*{{Teamicon|Sunbeams}}Ballpark Cleanup - 5,178,439 Coins Spent
 
**[[The Solarium]] was cleaned up! It is no longer Filthy.
 
*{{Teamicon|Spies}}LCD Soundsystem - 3,800,106 Coins Spent
 
**[[REDACTED]] unlocks an {{ModLink|LCD Soundsystem}}!
 
*{{Teamicon|Spies}}Fax Machine - 8,882,454 Coins Spent
 
**[[REDACTED]] unlocks {{ModLink|Fax Machine}}!
 
*{{Teamicon|Spies}}Birds + - 5,161,965 Coins Spent
 
**[[REDACTED]] will now have more Birds.
 
*{{Teamicon|Worms}}Grandiosity + - 3,967,807 Coins Spent
 
**[[The Wormhole]] became 13% more Grandiose!
 
*{{Teamicon|Worms}}Forwardness + - 4,053,635 Coins Spent
 
**[[The Wormhole]] became 12% more Forward!
 
*{{Teamicon|Worms}}Birdhouses - 5,127,653 Coins Spent
 
**[[The Wormhole]] builds a bunch of {{ModLink|Birdhouses}}!
 
*{{Teamicon|Millennials}}Fax Machine - 8,096,598 Coins Spent
 
**[[Battin' Island]] unlocks {{ModLink|Fax Machine}}!
 
*{{Teamicon|Millennials}}Hotel Motel - 5,128,734 Coins Spent
 
**[[Battin' Island]] unlocks {{ModLink|Hotel Motel}}!
 
*{{Teamicon|Millennials}}Coffee Two + - 4,856,904 Coins Spent
 
**[[Battin' Island]] will now have more Coffee Two.
 
*{{Teamicon|Steaks}}Coffee Two + - 3,850,226 Coins Spent
 
**[[The Steakhouse]] will now have more Coffee Two.
 
*{{Teamicon|Steaks}}Coffee Threes + - 3,953,495 Coins Spent
 
**[[The Steakhouse]] will now have more Coffee Threes.
 
*{{Teamicon|Lovers}}Hotel Motel - 5,022,512 Coins Spent
 
**[[The Polyhedron]] unlocks {{ModLink|Hotel Motel}}!
 
*{{Teamicon|Lovers}}Obtuseness - - 3,991,472 Coins Spent
 
**[[The Polyhedron]] became 8% less Obtuse!
 
*{{Teamicon|Pies}}Ballpark Cleanup - 3,248,630 Coins Spent
 
**[[The Oven]] was cleaned up! It is no longer Filthy.
 
*{{Teamicon|Pies}}Birds + - 4,000,350 Coins Spent
 
**[[The Oven]] will now have more Birds.
 
*{{Teamicon|Garages}}Coffee Threes + - 6,938,535 Coins Spent
 
**[[The Big Garage]] will now have more Coffee Threes.
 
*{{Teamicon|Garages}}Grandiosity + - 4,518,194 Coins Spent
 
**[[The Big Garage]] became 10% more Grandiose!
 
*{{Teamicon|Garages}}Fax Machine - 9,348,583 Coins Spent
 
**[[The Big Garage]] unlocks {{ModLink|Fax Machine}}!
 
*{{Teamicon|Mechanics}}Obtuseness - - 6,244,205 Coins Spent
 
**[[The Pillars]] became 8% less Obtuse!
 
*{{Teamicon|Mechanics}}Fax Machine - 7,152,276 Coins Spent
 
**[[The Pillars]] unlocks {{ModLink|Fax Machine}}!
 
*{{Teamicon|Mechanics}}Hotel Motel - 7,666,826 Coins Spent
 
**[[The Pillars]] unlocks {{ModLink|Hotel Motel}}!
 
*{{Teamicon|Fridays}}Hotel Motel - 5,620,332 Coins Spent
 
**[[The Cookout]] unlocks {{ModLink|Hotel Motel}}!
 
*{{Teamicon|Fridays}}Viscosity + - 1,933,141 Coins Spent
 
**[[The Cookout]] became 15% more Viscous!
 
*{{Teamicon|Moist Talkers}}Fax Machine - 9,777,949 Coins Spent
 
**[[The Gleek]] unlocks {{ModLink|Fax Machine}}!
 
*{{Teamicon|Moist Talkers}}Flooding + - 8,417,325 Coins Spent
 
**[[The Gleek]] will now have more Flooding.
 
*{{Teamicon|Moist Talkers}}Forwardness - - 7,084,253 Coins Spent
 
**[[The Gleek]] became 6% less Forward!
 
*{{Teamicon|Shoe Thieves}}Coffee + - 5,446,156 Coins Spent
 
**[[The Choux]] will now have more Coffee.
 
*{{Teamicon|Shoe Thieves}}Fax Machine - 5,797,644 Coins Spent
 
**[[The Choux]] unlocks {{ModLink|Fax Machine}}!
 
*{{Teamicon|Shoe Thieves}}Hotel Motel - 8,200,925 Coins Spent
 
**[[The Choux]] unlocks {{ModLink|Hotel Motel}}!
 
*{{Teamicon|Magic}}Obtuseness + - 12,618,077 Coins Spent
 
**[[Yellowstone]] became 9% more Obtuse!
 
*{{Teamicon|Magic}}Mysticism + - 5,978,265 Coins Spent
 
**[[Yellowstone]] became 14% more Mystical!
 
*{{Teamicon|Magic}}Big Buckets - 4,009,390 Coins Spent
 
**[[Yellowstone]] builds {{ModLink|Big Buckets}}!
 
*{{Teamicon|Breath Mints}}Reverb + - 5,932,870 Coins Spent
 
**[[The Meadow]] will now have more Reverb.
 
*{{Teamicon|Breath Mints}}Forwardness + - 5,730,647 Coins Spent
 
**[[The Meadow]] became 10% more Forward!
 
*{{Teamicon|Breath Mints}}Fax Machine - 4,785,986 Coins Spent
 
**[[The Meadow]] unlocks {{ModLink|Fax Machine}}!
 
*{{Teamicon|Crabs}}Blooddrain + - 10,178,696 Coins Spent
 
**[[The Crabitat]] will now have more Blooddrain.
 
*{{Teamicon|Crabs}}Hotel Motel - 11,014,061 Coins Spent
 
**[[The Crabitat]] unlocks {{ModLink|Hotel Motel}}!
 
*{{Teamicon|Crabs}}Fax Machine - 10,645,087 Coins Spent
 
**[[The Crabitat]] unlocks {{ModLink|Fax Machine}}!
 
 
 
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Latest revision as of 02:37, 30 March 2023

Beta Content
The following content pertains to earlier eras of Blaseball and may not be relevant to the current version of the game.

The Latesiesta is a mid-season break in play following the Day 72 games. Latesiestas began in Season β12, and commonly feature renovations of Ballparks.

Season 12

The first Latesiesta was a momentous occasion for the ILB, with the Baltimore Crabs descending from Blaseball 2, along with the Atlantis Georgias, Core Mechanics, and Ohio Worms. Furthermore, construction on the Chesapeake Racetrack and Ballpark was completed, and all other teams in the ILB were able to see their Ballpark names for the first time.

EMERGENCY ALERT
BREACH DETECTED
FLOOD WARNING
THE COIN FLIPS
OVER UNDER
UNDER OVER
IMMATERIA MATERIA

Everyone remain calm.
We are actively monitoring the situation.
As a precautionary measure
We have activated Expansion protocols ahead of schedule.
Do not blame yourselves.
This is not your fault.
Accidents happen.
In the meantime
Play must continue.
On behalf of Ownership
Let's all extend a warm ILB welcome to our unexpected additions.
Try to make them feel at home.

Season 12 results

Season 13

In the Season 13 Earlsiesta, the rest of the teams across the League began construction on their Ballparks. Many of them finished funding the stadium within minutes, with latecomers soon ensuring all teams were fully funded. Construction was completed for all Ballparks the following Season 13 Latesiesta, with the Baltimore Crabs completing construction of the first Renovations, Inconvenience - and Peanut Mister.

Season 13 results

Season 14

The Season β14 Latesiesta brought with it renovations for every team. Teams were offered the Renovation PsychoAcoustics, which when applied to a Ballpark, will occasionally Echo one of the Away Team's modifications for the duration of the game. Additionally, any team that received PsychoAcoustics also received a new player, all called Wyatt Mason with Roman numerals distinguishing them, in an event known as The Second Wyatt Masoning.

OVER AND OUT

Season 14 results

Season 15

The Renovations available in Season 15 were mostly previously known, with a few new renovations. The notable renovation this season was Secret Base, which adds a secret base behind the second base. When a player arrives at the second base, they have a chance to enter the Secret Base, where they will remain even through the end of the inning. They will emerge later (while also, at times, simultaneously being at bat and in the secret base) to continue running the bases from second base.

Several Ballparks also added the Renovation Grind Rail, which allows a player a chance to steal third base while standing at first. When a player takes this chance, the Game Log will describe the skateboard tricks attempted by the player, assign each trick a score, and then the player will either fail their trick, successfully steal third base, or get tagged Out.

Season 15 results

Season 16

The Season 16 Renovations again brought a few new modifications among the previously-seen ones. The notable renovation this was Salmon Cannons, which claimed to expel pests from the Ballpark. Salmon Cannons can force players of the visiting team  Elsewhere..., as well as eject Consumers from the ballpark. Other new renovations included Ballpark Cleanup, which removes all Filthiness from a ballpark, and Sweetner, which says "With a dedicated supply of Sweetener in your Ballpark, Coffee weathers will be your favorite part of the season."

Season 16 results

Season 17

Season β17 brought two new Renovations: Fax Machine, which reads "The Fax Machine will offer you Shadow Relief, promoting your Best Pitcher from the Shadows in your time of need", and Hotel Motel, which reads "The Hotel Motel will occasionally create Holiday Innings during the Earlseason, where you Party instead of Score."

Season 17 results

Season 18

There were no new Renovations for the Season 18 Latesiesta. Instead, there was the debut of Gifts—temporary upgrades that were chosen by the team, and funded by the rest of the ILB. This included the production of seven first-of-their-kind Replica players: Chorby Soul II, Chorby Soul III, Chorby Soul IV, Nagomi Mcdaniel II, Nagomi Mcdaniel III, York Silk II, and York Silk III.

Season 18 results

Season 19

Season 19 introduced one new Renovation, Hoops: "When a Player hits a Home Run, the next batter can go up for an alley oop to score an extra Run."

Due to staff error, the gift tally was miscounted, causing several teams to receive fewer gifts than expected; additionally, phones and quills were mislabeled, resulting in players receiving brooms instead.[1]

Season 19 results

Season 20

This Latesiesta introduced the Tunnels, Balloons, Ball Pit, and Light Switch. Ballpark modifications. As a result of renovations, Tunnels was Ratified, causing it to be removed from all Ballparks and made into Non-Physical Law.

Season 20 results

Season 21

This Latesiesta introduced Voicemail, Bird Hotel, and Flood Balloons. As a result of renovations, Balloons, Voicemail, and Bird Hotel were Ratified, causing them to be removed from all Ballparks and made into Non-Physical Law.

Season 21 results

Season 22

This Latesiesta introduced Phantom Thieves' Guild, which was Ratified into a non-physical law in the same season.

Season 22 results

Season 23

hey
celebration huh
they're all playing?
rising stars
all of them
sounds exhausting
hope there's fireworks
anyway
more gifts from your friends
seems like junk

Season 23 results

Season 24

  Season 24 results