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On [[Season 13]], Day 93, Taylor entered Party Time with the Sunbeams. During the remainder of the Season, Taylor partied 2 times. | On [[Season 13]], Day 93, Taylor entered Party Time with the Sunbeams. During the remainder of the Season, Taylor partied 2 times. | ||
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File:Lars Taylor Light Of My Life Absolute Icon by the Honorable Glassgoblin.jpg|by {{Twitter|name=glassgoblin}} | File:Lars Taylor Light Of My Life Absolute Icon by the Honorable Glassgoblin.jpg|by {{Twitter|name=glassgoblin}} | ||
File:Lars by marrow clay.png|Lars Taylor, by Marrow Clay. ([https://wizarddoodles.tumblr.com/ Tumblr]/[https://twitter.com/dragonmarrow Twitter]) | File:Lars by marrow clay.png|Lars Taylor, by Marrow Clay. ([https://wizarddoodles.tumblr.com/ Tumblr]/[https://twitter.com/dragonmarrow Twitter]) | ||
| − | File:We Don't Sleep. We Can't Sleep.png | + | File:We Don't Sleep. We Can't Sleep.png|[[Macchiato City]] Lars with their friend [[Chorby Short|Chorby]], by [https://twitter.com/larkiiiine/status/1327682379243282433?s=20 @larkiiiine] |
File:We putting GAY PEOPLE on the WIKI.jpg|An image of Lars & [[Nerd Pacheco]] ready to attend the Slolstice Ball by {{Twitter|name=_iznj}} | File:We putting GAY PEOPLE on the WIKI.jpg|An image of Lars & [[Nerd Pacheco]] ready to attend the Slolstice Ball by {{Twitter|name=_iznj}} | ||
File:Ooh they chillin.png|[[Wyatt Quitter]] & Lars Taylor, chillin' by {{Twitter|name=Fancymancer}} | File:Ooh they chillin.png|[[Wyatt Quitter]] & Lars Taylor, chillin' by {{Twitter|name=Fancymancer}} | ||
File:Lars chatting with a Star.png|alt=Lars standing under a night sky, holding up a star to his face.|Lars chatting with a Star by {{Twitter|name=CKaelde}} | File:Lars chatting with a Star.png|alt=Lars standing under a night sky, holding up a star to his face.|Lars chatting with a Star by {{Twitter|name=CKaelde}} | ||
File:Bismarck is the capital of North Dakota, but Fargo is the largest city in the state.jpg|Lars with [[Nerd Pacheco|Nerd]] by [https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1320559182018478083 Ash] | File:Bismarck is the capital of North Dakota, but Fargo is the largest city in the state.jpg|Lars with [[Nerd Pacheco|Nerd]] by [https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1320559182018478083 Ash] | ||
| − | File:2021 Babey!.png | + | File:2021 Babey!.png|Lars & [[Nerd Pacheco|Nerd]] celebrating the new year, by [https://twitter.com/larkiiiine/status/1344858848474124289?s=20 @larkiiiine] |
File:At da ren faire.jpg|Lars with [[Nerd Pacheco]] & [[Sandoval Crossing]] at the Vlalentines Day Ren Faire, by {{Twitter|name=_iznj}} | File:At da ren faire.jpg|Lars with [[Nerd Pacheco]] & [[Sandoval Crossing]] at the Vlalentines Day Ren Faire, by {{Twitter|name=_iznj}} | ||
File:Ren faire done.jpg|Lars with [[York Silk]] and [[NaN]] at the Vlalentines Day Ren Faire, by [https://twitter.com/CassiniKepler CassiniKepler] | File:Ren faire done.jpg|Lars with [[York Silk]] and [[NaN]] at the Vlalentines Day Ren Faire, by [https://twitter.com/CassiniKepler CassiniKepler] | ||
File:YEE-HECKIN-HAW.png|Lars with [[Nerd Pacheco|Nerd]] on [[Precious the Honse]], by [https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1360799461761507328?s=20 Ash] | File:YEE-HECKIN-HAW.png|Lars with [[Nerd Pacheco|Nerd]] on [[Precious the Honse]], by [https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1360799461761507328?s=20 Ash] | ||
| − | File:Lovely Designer.png|alt=Lars Taylor next to Miguel James. Lars is standing wearing pajamas and a dark blue cape with a starry interior. Miguel is knelled next to Lars and is sewing the cape while dressed in an elaborate black, purple, and yellow ren faire costume including a brown hat with a large purple feather. Lars is looking down at Miguel who is smiling up at him. |[[Miguel James]] making Lars's Ren Faire outfit. By [https://twitter.com/_iznj/status/1361174944739164160 @_iznj] | + | File:Lovely Designer.png|alt=Lars Taylor next to Miguel James. Lars is standing wearing pajamas and a dark blue cape with a starry interior. Miguel is knelled next to Lars and is sewing the cape while dressed in an elaborate black, purple, and yellow ren faire costume including a brown hat with a large purple feather. Lars is looking down at Miguel who is smiling up at him.|[[Miguel James]] making Lars's Ren Faire outfit. By [https://twitter.com/_iznj/status/1361174944739164160 @_iznj] |
| − | File:Lone.5tar lars.jpg | + | File:Lone.5tar lars.jpg|Lone.5tar Lars by [https://twitter.com/joeytwoeyes/status/1370604230713647109?s=20 @joeytwoeyes] |
| − | File:Trust Lars.png | + | File:Trust Lars.png|Lars in their new flippers by Mangatiger on Discord |
| − | File:We said lars could go swimming in the colorado river and NOW look at him.png | + | File:We said lars could go swimming in the colorado river and NOW look at him.png|Lars actually ''using'' their new flippers by {{Twitter|name=HokutoHero}} |
| + | File:Lars taylor angel.png|alt=A picture of Lars Taylor on a purple background. He is wearing a cowboy outfit, and has black skin with a no facial features except for a white star. Around him are spectral hands.|by [https://twitter.com/blazeballs130 @blazeballs130] | ||
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Revision as of 03:04, 16 March 2021
Lars Taylor is a pitcher for the Hellmouth Sunbeams. Taylor has been a member of the team since Season 1.
Official League Records
In Season 8, Taylor joined an elite group during a game against the eventual champion Baltimore Crabs. The Crabs began the matchup with a score of -2 due to Targeted Shame and Taylor gave up two runs, resulting in a two-run shutout.
During the Season 9 election the Hellmouth Sunbeams received the Mutually Arising blessing, which increased Taylor's baserunning from to .
In the Season 11 Championships, Taylor pitched the sixth and winning game in a five-game series against the Hades Tigers to determine the Wild League champions. Taylor then proceeded to pitch the fifth and final championship game against the Seattle Garages, securing the Sunbeams' first ILB champion title.
During the Coffee Cup, Taylor played for Macchiato City as a lineup player.
During the Season 12 elections, Taylor recieved the Flippers modification due to the Trust will.
On Season 13, Day 19, Taylor's batting ability was siphoned by Ohio Worms batter Vessalius Sundae in a game with Blooddrain weather, dropping it from ★★½ to ★★.
On Season 13, Day 93, Taylor entered Party Time with the Sunbeams. During the remainder of the Season, Taylor partied 2 times.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Personal Life
Taylor traded his stars away in a crossroads deal with a Hellbeast for Sun Energy. This deal was made with JEFF, however JEFF has not taken that form since, and Taylor is completely unaware of the fact that the crossroads deal he made was with JEFF.
Rather than eyes, Taylor has only portals to the sky, making him very bad at judging when he is facing the batter or when the ball is near him. He is kept on the team because of The Prophecy, and because of his positive team spirit and can-do attitude. While the probability map of Taylor's uncountable arms has been determined empirically, their exact location at any point in time is indeterminate; thus, he holds his glove aloft and pitches the ball by sheer force of will.
Lars Taylor communicates at times through a slightly modified form of American Sign Language. With his uncountable arms, Taylor is able to communicate several concepts simultaneously, which makes for a very efficient form of communication. This form of communication is so efficient, it is known to be difficult to keep up with for users of slower modes of communication, but Taylor will adjust the speed accordingly. Notably, Shadowed teammate Joe Voorhees seems to have no trouble keeping up with Taylor when he signs at top speed.
Lars Taylor's jersey has had a patch on the right shoulder depicting a denim jacket since the beginning of Season 4, from whence his eyes to the sky were reported to be just a touch dimmer. Nobody has been callous enough as to ask him about the meaning.
Career with the Sunbeams
Until the Season 6 elections, Lars Taylor had 0 pitching stars. Thus, he was given the nickname, "No-Stars Lars".
As of the Season 6 election, Taylor's ability has been upgraded to an average of one star, changing their nickname to "One-Star Lars" or "Lone-Star Lars". Taylor has been seen wearing a Western-style hat on at least one occasion, but reports that he has begun signing "Yee Haw!" before pitches have been hotly disputed among the Sunbeams faithful.
Trivia
- Before the end of Season 6, Lars Taylor was one of the few pitchers with 0 stars. He managed to stay starless through the first 6 seasons of Blaseball, which is the longest any player has been without stars in their position.
- Lars Taylor has published a philosophical treatise on starlessness, conceptualizing it as a state of absolute liberation akin to nirvana.
- Taylor's stars appear to be inversely correlated with PolkaDot Patterson's stars, meaning that Lars currently does not have 87 stars.
- Taylor started his career playing for the No-Stats Lads in the Heckmouth Sundarn Series, Hellmouth's amateur league.
- Taylor cares about the community and has been mentoring several of Hellmouth's youth who live underneath the stadium.
- As of the end of Season 8, Taylor has taken up residence with his teammates inside of teammate/sentient castle Sigmund Castillo.
Fan Works
by @lhcarpenter
by Discord user Ephesos
Lars Taylor, mentoring the youth who live under The Solarium
by @Karagna_
Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
Lars Taylor animation by @MimimiCee
Lars and Alaynabella hugging, by @MimimiCee
Lars Hlomecoming Outfit, by @MimimiCee
Lars Timeskip, by @MimimiCee
New Star Lars, by @MimimiCee
Lars on the mound, by @MimimiCee
Lars in his Daleween costume, by Ash
by @Karagna_
HOLD, by Ash
Lars contemplating the cosmos, by @larkiiiine
- Waalkr lars.jpg
by @_waalkr
Lars meets notable sporthound Air Blud. By @StationFaerie.
Lone Star Lars Taylor by @Fancymancer
Sunbeams fashion crimes by @larkiiiine
by @glassgoblin
Macchiato City Lars with their friend Chorby, by @larkiiiine
An image of Lars & Nerd Pacheco ready to attend the Slolstice Ball by @_iznj
Wyatt Quitter & Lars Taylor, chillin' by @Fancymancer
Lars chatting with a Star by @CKaelde
Lars & Nerd celebrating the new year, by @larkiiiine
Lars with Nerd Pacheco & Sandoval Crossing at the Vlalentines Day Ren Faire, by @_iznj
Lars with York Silk and NaN at the Vlalentines Day Ren Faire, by CassiniKepler
Lars with Nerd on Precious the Honse, by Ash
Miguel James making Lars's Ren Faire outfit. By @_iznj
Lone.5tar Lars by @joeytwoeyes
Lars in their new flippers by Mangatiger on Discord
Lars actually using their new flippers by @HokutoHero
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| Stats | Season | 1 |
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| Circuit | Gamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4 | |
| Ballpark | Lower Moab Scenic Overlook Field | |
| Community Lore | ||
| Staff | Sol · Monsieur Bean · JEFF! · Dead Tom · The Man Who Owns All the Teeth · Priya Fox · Determination Montgomery | |
| Places | Hellmouth · Hellmouth Anti-Tourism Board · Shadow Moabbey · Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Café · Arches National Plark | |
| History | Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams' History · The Solympic Flame · Adaptation · HELIOLATRY · Cuisine of Hellmouth | |
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
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