Mexico City Wild Wings

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The Mexico City Wild Wings (formerly labelled as the Mexico City Mild Wings) are a Blaseball team in the Wild High division of the Wild League. They have been a part of Internet League Blaseball since Season A. The Wild Wings were previously in the Lawful Evil division of the Evil League and the Mild Low division of the Mild League.

Roster

Lineup Rotation
Shadows


Select Tlopps cards can be found here

Former Players

Incineration

Feedback Swaps

Trades

Preserved in the Vault

Faded to Dust

Phantom Thieves' Guild Heists

Season Results

Discipline Era (Seasons 1-11)

Discipline Era
Season Wins Record Postseason Season Summary
1 - The Return 47 47-52 Did not make Postseason. Received no blessings.
2 - The Discipline Era 47 47-52 Did not make Postseason. Received no blessings.
3 - Peanut Plague/Uncertainty 42 42-57 Did not make Postseason. Recieved no blessings.
4 - Feedback 43 43-56 Did not make Postseason. * The Mushroom Blessing gave José Haley the Mushroom item, increasing their slugging power.
5 - Reverb 49 49-50 Did not make Postseason. The Wild Wings were sorted into Mild Low with the passing of the High Filter Decree.

Recieved no blessings.

6 - Idols 45 45-54 Did not make Postseason. Recieved no blessings.
7 - Getting Shelled 55 55-44 ILB Champions

W 3-1 vs. San Francisco Lovers

Received no blessings.
8 - Rest in Violence 55 55-44 Entered Party Time on Day 99
9 - Forecast 37 37-62 Entered Party Time on Day 91
10 - Backdraft 40 40-59 Entered Party Time on Day 90 Received no blessings.
11 - Peace & Prosperity 33 38-61 Entered Party Time on Day 79 Assigned the Arcana XVIII The Sun.

Expansion Era (Seasons 12-24)

Expansion Era
Season Wins Record Postseason Season Summary
12 - The Expansion Era 47 46-53 Entered Party Time on Day 97

Wild League Wild Card Quarterfinalists L 1-3 vs. Hades Tigers

*The The Best Offense Blessing moved Stephanie Winters to the lineup and Cell Barajas to the rotation.
13 - Home Free 58 55-44

Quarterfinalists L 0-3 vs. LA Unlimited Tacos

Received no blessings.
14 - The -ides 50 50-49 Entered Party Time on Day 99 Received no blessings.
15 - Live Bait 50 50-49 Entered Party Time on Day 95

Wild League Wild Card ILB Finalists L 1-3 vs. Canada Moist Talkers

Received no blessings.
16 - Mass Production 40 40-59 Entered Party Time on Day 85 Received no blessings.

The Wild Wings benefited from Tgb free wills.png Free Wills.

17 - Collections 43 43-56 Entered Party Time on Day 92 Received no blessings.
18 - New Editions 35 35-64 Entered Party Time on Day 83 Recieved no blessings.
19 - Undertow -25 22-77 Quarterfinalists

L 1-3 vs. Tokyo Lift

Recieved no blessings.
20 - Win(Win) 26 24-75 ILB Underbracket Finals

L 1-3 vs. San Francisco Lovers

The Wild Wings benefited from Tgb free wills.png Free Wills.
21 - Red Herring 37 28-71 Underbracket Semifinalist

L 1-3 vs. Hellmouth Sunbeams

The Wild Wings benefited from Tgb free wills.png Free Wills.
22 - Overdue 73 61-38 'Overbracket Semifinalist

L 2-3 vs. Hellmouth Sunbeams

23 - A Set Up 52 42-57 Overbracket Wild Card

Entered Party Time on Day 80

L 0-2 vs. Miami Dale

Received no blessings, but did receive  Under Review.
24 - Fire Sale/Save Situation 14 34-47 N/A .
  • The Wild Wings were Nullified on Day 82, but soon returned with the message "The Mexico City Wild Wings will Return."

Team Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

For a more in-depth look at the team, see Mexico City Wild Wings/History.

There are stories, but few known facts about the history of the Mexico City Wild Wings, and the inner workings of the team are largely conducted behind closed doors. There are allusions to methods of scrying or divination involving wingsauce, various secret projects the purpose of which is undisclosed and organiseations such as the Gastronomic Conjury Guild. But the team roster, one of the most stable in Blaseball history, and the fans at least appear to be shielded from the inner workings, enjoying a reputation for good splortsmanship and a welcoming attitude.

The Wild Wings currently play in a stadium known as The Bucket, located on a lake within Mexico City. Due to the outwardly Chaotic appearance of the Wild Wings's roster and managerial style, their initial placement in the Lawful Evil League was often called into question. The Wild Wings Legal Team were largely responsible for ensuring the team's activities remained within the law. After placement in the Mild League activated the Wild Wings Legal Team to take legal action against the Blaseball Gods themselves.

Staff

The Wild Wings are not technically managed by an individual, but by the interpretation of wingsauce patterns left on discarded plates of leftovers by a mysterious figure known as Guy Flieri. The particulars of the process are the subject of much speculation, though for the sake of paperwork, the manager is officially stated to be Guy Flieri.

Mascots

The exact mascot(s) for the Wings seem to be difficult to track. It has been reported the team mascot is Cell Barajas, and when further questioned, no explanation was provided from anybody aside from a vague gesture at the Bucket's massive bird population and extensive repetition of the phrase "Cell Barajas" by everyone in a ten-foot radius.

Fan Culture

For a more in-depth look at the fan culture, see Mexico City Wild Wings/Fan Culture.

The Wild Wings team is composed of a diverse range of players - from a star pitcher who exists outside of time, to a batter with the distinction of being the game's first part-seal player, to an ordinary car tire piloted by rats. Fans take pride in the diversity of the team, believing that it leads to games in which "anything can happen," good or bad.

Fan Art

For more Fan Art, see Mexico City Wild Wings/Fan_Art.