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''"Welcome to Yellowstone National Park, home of prismatic pools, erupting geysers, rolling rivers, ancient stone formations, bison, and the Yellowstone Magic! Come see the natural wonders of the park in the day, and come nightfall, marvel as the ballpark converges and the players emerge from the forest! Cheer on the home team as they stride across (and steal!) the miles between bases, confound opponents with their mystical tricks, and whip fastballs into the ethereal plane! See the stars on and above the field, feel the thrum of Ol’ Faithful, and believe in the Magic! Stop by the park office to meet a ranger and collect your complimentary party hat, while supplies last."'' -- Introductory Video from [[Yellowstone National Park (Ballpark)]] {{Team|home_town=Yellowstone National Park|team_slogan=As Above, So Below|rival=[[King Weatherman]], a world without the [[San Francisco Lovers]]|division=[[Chaotic Good]]|emoji=✨|image1=Yellowstone_Magic_Logo.png|mascot=Unknown, estimated to be 40-70% of all Wildlife within the borders of Yellowstone National Park|stadium=[[Yellowstone National Park (Ballpark)]]}}The '''Yellowstone Magic''' are a [[Blaseball, The Internet Blaseball League Wiki|Blaseball]] team in the Chaotic Good division of the [[Good League]]. They have been a part of the [[Blaseball, The Internet Blaseball League Wiki|Blaseball]] League since [[Season 1]]<ref>[[Facts/Lore Disambiguation Guide]]</ref>. They are coached by [[Alf Merlinmeyer|Alf Merlinmeyer the Prophesied]]. Originally owned by the Oconnor family, the family abandoned the team after the incineration of [[Famous Oconnor]]. The Magic are currently owned by the eccentric [[Park Service]]. 
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The '''Yellowstone Magic''' are a [[Blaseball]] team in the Chaotic Evil division of the [[Evil Conference]].  They competed in [[Ultra League Blaseball]] during [[Season A]], and have been a part of [[Internet League Blaseball]] since [[Season B]]. They previously played in the Chaotic Good division of the [[Good League]] and the Mild Low division of the [[Mild League]].
  
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*[[Vernon Shotwell]]
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*[[Jelly Burgertoes]]
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*[[Duncan Phantom]]
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*[[Demet Cabrera]]
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*[[DeAndre O'Possum]]
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*[[Abbott Wright]]
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*[[Stu Trololol]]
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*[[Amos Sikaeo]]
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*[[Kiki Avci]]
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*[[Jacob Haynes]] (Buried)
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*[[Avi Jones]] (Buried)
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*[[Millipede Aqualuft]] (Buried)
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*[[Axel Campbell]]
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*[[Fitzgerald Wanderlust]]
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*[[Mooney Doctor II]]
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*[[Rat Mason]]
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*[[Pippin Carpenter]]
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The Magic play at [[Yellowstone National Park (Ballpark)]], located in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellowstone_National_Park Yellowstone National Park (Parkpark)].
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==Player History==
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<small> For a list of all former players, see [[:Category:Former Yellowstone Magic Players]].</small>
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{{#lst:Yellowstone Magic/Player History Tables|CoronationPlayers}}
  
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The Magic are particularly well known to fans of the IBL for their seemingly supernatural ability to steal bases, and boast two of the best runners league wide.
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==Season Results==
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<small>For more detailed Season Results, check out the Yellowstone Magic’s  [[List of Yellowstone Magic Seasons|Season Results Hub]].</small>
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{{#lst:Yellowstone Magic/Season Results Tables|CoronationSeasons}}
  
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The Ancestral Bat of the Magic is ''Ol' Faithful'', hewn from a branch of the oldest pine tree in Yellowstone. It was sealed away under the ballpark for fear of its immense extradimensional power between Season One and the first Postseason. Many Magic fans speculate that this is why the Magic fell from number one seed to a first round loss in the postseason. The Oconnors lobbied to have the bat brought back. Merlinmeyer forbade it.  
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==Team Overview==
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<small>For a more in-depth look at the team, see [[Yellowstone Magic/History]].</small>
  
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The Yellowstone Magic pull their rookies from various teams in [[The Underleagues]], including the Great Smoky Mountain Druids, the Grand Canyon Sorcerers, and the Glacier Warlocks. They generally do not accept players from the Yosemite Slams, as it causes too many clerical errors.  
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The Magic play at [[Yellowstone National Park (Ballpark)]], located in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellowstone_National_Park Yellowstone National Park (Parkpark)]. The team is particularly well known to fans of ILB for their seemingly supernatural ability to steal bases, and boast some of the best runners league-wide.
  
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The Magic pull their rookies from various teams in [[The Underleagues]], including the Great Smoky Mountain Druids, the Grand Canyon Sorcerers, and the Glacier Warlocks. They generally do not accept players from the Yosemite Slams, as it causes too many clerical errors.
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The team is currently owned by the [[Park Service]]. It was previously owned by the Oconnor family prior to [[Famous Oconnor]]'s [[incineration]]. The Magic are well-known for their unique method of [[Yellowstone Magic/History#Transportation|transportation]] to home games.
  
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The team draws their alternates from a mysterious team known as the [[Yello Magio]]. There are no photographs or records of the Magio, but their existence is confirmed through secondary sources, including Official League Merchandise bearing their logo. 
  
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==Staff==
  
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*Owners: [[Park Service]]
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*Coach: [[Alf Merlinmeyer]]
  
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===The Solar Panel===
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Between [[Earlsiesta]] and [[Latesiesta]] of Season 14, funding was collected for the creation of "[[Solar Panels]]" within [[Yellowstone National (Ball)Park|Yellowstone National Park (Ballpark)]]. Due to an internal error<sup>[[NPS Liason|[1]]]</sup>, this funding was instead used to establish and create an endowment for the perpetuation of The Solar Panel, a group of experts in managing extradimensional run storage and supersolar events.<sup>[[Victoriosynthesis|[2]]]</sup>
  
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The makeup of the Panel is a closely guarded secret. However, due to its nature as a "weather", it is widely believed that King Weatherman holds a seat on the Panel. Outside sources<sup>[[The Blaseball Informer|[3]]]</sup> have also confirmed that at least one seat is held by the National Park Service, which delegates a respondent each time the Panel is convened. The Panel is confirmed to have at least 10 members, as seen when they were seen activating a ritual circle around the Park's run storage facilities before Season 15, Day 13<sup>{{BetaSeason|15|[4}}]</sup>, and again on Season 24, Day 48<sup>{{BetaSeason|24|[5}}]</sup>.
  
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When the Panel was first assembled, a number of anonymous complaints were filed with the ILB, citing concerns of bias and run fraud. These accusations have yet to be substantiated, however, as the Solar Panel has by and large stored more runs for visiting teams than for the Magic themselves.
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===Mascots===
  
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The Yellowstone Magic have a Wizard's Council of Mascots.<ref>This is based on the Air Bud Principle, which states that there's no rule in blaseball that says you can't have multiple mascots.</ref> The exact number of mascots is unknown and unknowable, but Magic fans speculate that anywhere between 40 and 70 percent of all animal life in Yellowstone National Park may be mascots. When approached, the [[Park Service]] declined to comment.
  
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Names given to Mascots are simply what the Magic calls them. Their true names are unknown. These names are unknowable (or the mascots are just shy). Theories about size limitations of mascots have been left unexplored. Realizing the fact that there could be microscopic mascots around us right now or that one day a leviathan class mascot could walk out from behind Mount Washburn could be very distressing to fans of the Magic.
  
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Known Mascots include:
  
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*Archmage Hexley
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*Barry Bison Bones
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*Jaqueline the Jackalope
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*[[Washer Barajas]]
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*My Dad
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*[[Sutton Picklestein]]
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*THE FRIZZ (on Wednesdays)<!-- The Vibrant One has not been a Mascot for the Magic for 30 years. Any memories of The Vibrant One being a mascot in the past 30 years should be ignored. Do not wear any merchandise depicting The Vibrant One sold after 1990. Do not remember The Vibrant One. Do not forget yourself.  -->
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*[[Francisco Preston]]
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*[[YS-014|The Recordkeeper]]
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*[[Bevan Wise]]
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*[[Big 6]]
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*[[Yeong-Ho Garcia]]
 
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*[[Curry Aliciakeyes]]
 
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=== Alumni ===
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====Yellowstone Mascot Gallery====
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File:Bigsix.png|alt=A drawing of a wild boar facing forward with a red 6 on its forehead. Next to it is a blue portal. the background of the picture is a photo of the stands at a stadium.|Big 6 (Credit @Greencling Mosswort#5866 on Discord)
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File:Tycho "T" Rex.png|alt=A simplified image of a T-rex skull wearing a wizard hat. The image is red and yellow.|Tycho "T" Rex (Credit @kimjaTycho ppas)
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File:Barry Bison Bones.png|alt=A photo of a bison skeleton, edited to be wearing a clipart wizard hat and standing over clipart potion bottles. Text reads "It's Barry Bison Bones!" in yellow letters. A blue speech bubble shows Barry saying "I Stand Eternal."|Barry Bison Bones (Credit @Aarquus)
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File:Archmage Hexley.png|alt=A photo of a rabbit that has been edited so that it appears they are holding a clipart staff and wearing a clipart hat. Text on the image reads "Archmage Hexley" and "As on first, so at third." in yellow script.|Archmage Hexley (Credit @Aarquus)
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File:BuffaloPoster.jpg|alt=A vintage-style poster of bison in a field in Yellowstone. Across the top it reads "Yellowstone Magic" with a sparkle emoji. The nearest bison is wearing a blue wizard hat.|A Poster for the Magic, depicting buffalo mascot My Dad (Credit: @suttonpicklesteinismywife)
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File:JackieYellowstone.png|alt=A stylized image of a jackalope with the body of a hare and the antlers of an elk. Her fur is white and tan and her antlers are grey. She has pink sparkles on her butt. A pink speech bubble says "#$*%!" indicating that she is swearing.|Jaqueline (or "Jackie" for short), trans jackalope mascot of the Rudepark.
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* [[Sosa Elftower]] (Incinerated Season 2, Day 64)
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==Fan Culture==
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*[[Famous Oconnor]] (Incinerated Season 2, Day 65)
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<small> For a more in-depth look at fan culture, see [[Yellowstone Magic/Fan Culture]]. </small>
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===Chants/Mantras===
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Fan chants are carefully vetted by the [[Park Service]] for adverse mystical potential before being allowed during a live blaseball game. Select ones are listed here:
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* King Weatherman, rival of the Yellowstone Magic, may be a resident of Bluesky, the ██████ █████ ███████████ territorial [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellowstone_National_Park Yellowstone National Park (parkpark)]. Some druids among the senior members of the Magic administration are convinced the Weatherman is trying to meddle with the weather over Yellowstone, in an attempt to gain the Ol' Faithful bat.
 
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*Due to a large amount of spelunking and skydiving-related disappearances, speculations have been made that a mysterious force exists deep in the [[Yellowstone Caverns]].
 
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*Hot dogs are believed to be "good luck" after [[Halexandrey Walton]] coughed up a "nearly perfectly spherical" chunk of rotten sausage meat after winning a particularly vicious game against the Kansas City Breath Mints. As a result of this, many of [[Francisco Preston|Presto's]] pro/post-game cookouts are treated as highly spiritual rituals.
 
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*A disproportionately large amount of Blue Sky Natural Soda cans have been found littered in both treetops and by cave openings by the 300 trained birds of Yellowstone National Park; this has led to a belief that some alchemical properties exist in the beverage.
 
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*The waters of Yellowstone National Park are famed for their magical potential, particularly for scrying and alchemy. Local splorts fans are known to follow Washer Barajas around in attempt to collect “samples” from them, much to geys chagrin.
 
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*Mild game delays occur for innings played after 12:00 PM and before 1:00 PM. This period of time is referred to "The Pitching Hour" by the Magic. This midday Blaseball counterpart to the Witching Hour allegedly increases the pitching prowess of whoever stands on the mound. The delays occur from attempts to stall the opponents pitch as long as possible by performing  "powerful counter-rites" to undo the positive energy given to the pitcher. In reality, these "counter-rites" consist of yelling at the enemy pitcher as they prepare to throw, attempting to distract them. This has not been ruled unsplortsmanlike, although most teams the Magic play frown upon this behavior strongly.
 
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*As Above! (Followed by) So Below!
 
*As Above! (Followed by) So Below!
 
*Leave no trace!
 
*Leave no trace!
 
*HOCUS POCUS (clap clap clapclapclap)
 
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*(For Richard Turqoise) TURQ!
 
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*(For Penelope Mathews) Lucky Penny!
 
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*(For Cory Twelve) Atta bot!
 
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For more chants, see [[Yellowstone Magic/Fan Culture#Chants/Mantras|Chants/Mantras]].
  
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The Yellowstone Magic have not just one Mascot, but a Wizard's Council of Mascots. This is based on the Air Bud Principle (there's no rule in blaseball that says you can't have multiple mascots.) The exact number of mascots is unkown and unkowable, but Magic fans speculate that anywhere between 40 and 70 percent of all animal life in Yellowstone National Park may be mascots. When approached, the National Park Service declined to comment. 
 
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Names given to Mascots are simply what we the Magic calls them, their true names are unknown. These names are either unkowable, or the mascots are just shy. Theories about size limitations of mascots are best left unexplored as realizing the fact that there could be microscopic mascots around us right now, or that one day a leviathan class mascot could walk out from behind Mount Washburn can be very distressing to us simple splortsfans. Known Mascots include:
 
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*Tycho "T" Rex
 
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* My Dad<!-- The Vibrant One has not been a Mascot for the Magic for 30 years. Any memories of The Vibrant One being a mascot in the past 30 years should be ignored. Do not wear any merchandise depicting The Vibrant One sold after 1990. Do not remember The Vibrant One. Do not forget yourself.  -->
 
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Yellowstone is protected by an incredible variety of birds. There are over 300 species native to the park, covering thousands of individuals.
 
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File:Ys magic logo by glycodon.png|by Glycodon
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File:Blaseball YellowstoneWalkin.gif|Lineup after Season 10 (By Hacksaw. Click to see full image.)
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File:All Magic (Discipline Era).png|All Magic players as of season 11 (by [[User:Vixen|Vixen]])
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Latest revision as of 16:05, 24 March 2024

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The Yellowstone Magic are a Blaseball team in the Chaotic Evil division of the Evil Conference. They competed in Ultra League Blaseball during Season A, and have been a part of Internet League Blaseball since Season B. They previously played in the Chaotic Good division of the Good League and the Mild Low division of the Mild League.

Roster

Lineup Rotation
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Player History

For a list of all former players, see Category:Former Yellowstone Magic Players.

Coronation Era Player History (Fall Ball - Season 2)

Date Removed Added Cause
Toggle Intrateam Moves (Fax, Voicemail, etc.)
FB 01 Juan Murphy Fell to 🔱 Fall Ball Beta Magic player
FB 01 Inky Rutledge 🏋️‍ Fall Ball
FB 02 Axel Campbell 🦀 Fall Ball
FB 03 Bevan Wise Fell to 🥧 Fall Ball Beta Magic player
FB 03 Fitzgerald Wanderlust 🎸 Fall Ball
FB 04 Mooney Doctor II 🍬 Fall Ball
FB 05 Cravel Gesundheit Fell to 🌞 Fall Ball Beta Magic player
FB 05 Rat Mason 🌮 Fall Ball
FB 06 Bonk Jokes Fell to 👐 Fall Ball Beta Magic player
FB 06 Pippin Carpenter 🌮 Fall Ball
FB 07 Jelly Burgertoes 🌮 Fall Ball
FB 07 Jesús Koch Fell to 👐 Fall Ball Beta Magic player
FB 08 Abbott Wright 👟 Fall Ball
FB 08 Logan Rodriguez Fell to 🥩 Fall Ball Beta Magic player
FB 09 Washer Barajas Fell to 👟 Fall Ball Beta Magic player
FB 09 Stu Trololol 👟 Fall Ball
FB 10 Vernon Shotwell 👟 Fall Ball
01 01 Demet Cabrera ✨ Newly Hatched
01 01 DeAndre O'Possum ✨ Newly Hatched
01 01 Amos Sikaeo ✨ Newly Hatched
01 01 Kiki Avci ✨ Newly Hatched
01 23 Jacob Haynes 🌹 Horizon
01 57 Ingrid Alfredo Fell to 🥩 Fall Ball Beta Magic player
01 79 Avi Jones 🐌 Horizon
β2 43 Inky Rutledge Duncan Phantom ✨ Incineration
02 46 Zephyr McCloud 👟 Can't Lose
02 49 Zephyr McCloud Joined 🏝️ Can't Lose
02 50 Zephyr McCloud 🏝️ Can't Lose
02 55 Zephyr McCloud Joined 🏋️‍ Can't Lose
02 57 Zephyr McCloud 🏋️‍ Can't Lose
02 59 Zephyr McCloud Joined 🍗 Can't Lose
02 60 Zephyr McCloud 🍗 Can't Lose
02 65 Zephyr McCloud Joined 📱 Can't Lose
02 66 Zephyr McCloud 📱 Can't Lose
02 68 Millipede Aqualuft 🐌 Horizon
02 68 Zephyr McCloud Joined 🥩 Can't Lose
02 69 Zephyr McCloud 🥩 Can't Lose
02 70 Zephyr McCloud Joined 🥩 Can't Lose
02 71 Zephyr McCloud 🥩 Can't Lose
02 72 Zephyr McCloud Joined 🥩 Can't Lose
02 96 Özlem Suttner 🌹 Can't Lose
02 97 Özlem Suttner Joined 🌹 Can't Lose
02 99 Özlem Suttner 🌹 Can't Lose
02 100 Özlem Suttner Joined 🌹 Can't Lose


Season Results

For more detailed Season Results, check out the Yellowstone Magic’s Season Results Hub.

Coronation Era

Coronation Era
Season Wins Record Postseason Season Summary
1 - The Return(s) 51 51-39 Entered Party Time on Day ?? Wind Sprints gave the Magic’s lineup 1 Star of Defense and 1 Star of Running.
2 - Official Review 61 61-29 Quarterfinalists

W 3-2 against Atlantis Georgias L 2-3 against Boston Flowers

The NEW Pitching Boost blessing gave the Magic’s Rotation 1 Star of Pitching.
COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Team Overview

For a more in-depth look at the team, see Yellowstone Magic/History.

The Magic play at Yellowstone National Park (Ballpark), located in Yellowstone National Park (Parkpark). The team is particularly well known to fans of ILB for their seemingly supernatural ability to steal bases, and boast some of the best runners league-wide.

The Magic pull their rookies from various teams in The Underleagues, including the Great Smoky Mountain Druids, the Grand Canyon Sorcerers, and the Glacier Warlocks. They generally do not accept players from the Yosemite Slams, as it causes too many clerical errors.

The team is currently owned by the Park Service. It was previously owned by the Oconnor family prior to Famous Oconnor's incineration. The Magic are well-known for their unique method of transportation to home games.

The team draws their alternates from a mysterious team known as the Yello Magio. There are no photographs or records of the Magio, but their existence is confirmed through secondary sources, including Official League Merchandise bearing their logo.

Staff

The Solar Panel

Between Earlsiesta and Latesiesta of Season 14, funding was collected for the creation of "Solar Panels" within Yellowstone National Park (Ballpark). Due to an internal error[1], this funding was instead used to establish and create an endowment for the perpetuation of The Solar Panel, a group of experts in managing extradimensional run storage and supersolar events.[2]

The makeup of the Panel is a closely guarded secret. However, due to its nature as a "weather", it is widely believed that King Weatherman holds a seat on the Panel. Outside sources[3] have also confirmed that at least one seat is held by the National Park Service, which delegates a respondent each time the Panel is convened. The Panel is confirmed to have at least 10 members, as seen when they were seen activating a ritual circle around the Park's run storage facilities before Season 15, Day 13[4], and again on Season 24, Day 48[5].

When the Panel was first assembled, a number of anonymous complaints were filed with the ILB, citing concerns of bias and run fraud. These accusations have yet to be substantiated, however, as the Solar Panel has by and large stored more runs for visiting teams than for the Magic themselves.

Mascots

The Yellowstone Magic have a Wizard's Council of Mascots.[1] The exact number of mascots is unknown and unknowable, but Magic fans speculate that anywhere between 40 and 70 percent of all animal life in Yellowstone National Park may be mascots. When approached, the Park Service declined to comment.

Names given to Mascots are simply what the Magic calls them. Their true names are unknown. These names are unknowable (or the mascots are just shy). Theories about size limitations of mascots have been left unexplored. Realizing the fact that there could be microscopic mascots around us right now or that one day a leviathan class mascot could walk out from behind Mount Washburn could be very distressing to fans of the Magic.

Known Mascots include:

  • Archmage Hexley
  • Barry Bison Bones
  • Jaqueline the Jackalope
  • Tycho "T" Rex
  • My Dad
  • THE FRIZZ (on Wednesdays)
  • The Recordkeeper
  • Big 6

Yellowstone Mascot Gallery

  • A drawing of a wild boar facing forward with a red 6 on its forehead. Next to it is a blue portal. the background of the picture is a photo of the stands at a stadium.

    Big 6 (Credit @Greencling Mosswort#5866 on Discord)

  • A simplified image of a T-rex skull wearing a wizard hat. The image is red and yellow.

    Tycho "T" Rex (Credit @kimjaTycho ppas)

  • A photo of a bison skeleton, edited to be wearing a clipart wizard hat and standing over clipart potion bottles. Text reads "It's Barry Bison Bones!" in yellow letters. A blue speech bubble shows Barry saying "I Stand Eternal."

    Barry Bison Bones (Credit @Aarquus)

  • A photo of a rabbit that has been edited so that it appears they are holding a clipart staff and wearing a clipart hat. Text on the image reads "Archmage Hexley" and "As on first, so at third." in yellow script.

    Archmage Hexley (Credit @Aarquus)

  • A vintage-style poster of bison in a field in Yellowstone. Across the top it reads "Yellowstone Magic" with a sparkle emoji. The nearest bison is wearing a blue wizard hat.

    A Poster for the Magic, depicting buffalo mascot My Dad (Credit: @suttonpicklesteinismywife)

  • A stylized image of a jackalope with the body of a hare and the antlers of an elk. Her fur is white and tan and her antlers are grey. She has pink sparkles on her butt. A pink speech bubble says "#$*%!" indicating that she is swearing.

    Jaqueline (or "Jackie" for short), trans jackalope mascot of the Rudepark.

Fan Culture

For a more in-depth look at fan culture, see Yellowstone Magic/Fan Culture.

Chants/Mantras

Fan chants are carefully vetted by the Park Service for adverse mystical potential before being allowed during a live blaseball game. Select ones are listed here:

  • As Above! (Followed by) So Below!
  • Leave no trace!
  • HOCUS POCUS (clap clap clapclapclap)

For more chants, see Chants/Mantras.


Fan Art

  • by em

  • by Drew G

  • The Yellowstone Magic as of Season 8 (by Vixen)

  • by Coblin

  • by Glycodon

  • Scrimmaging in Season 4, by batfights

  • Season 4 team photo, by batfights

  • Lineup after Season 10 (By Hacksaw. Click to see full image.)

  • All Magic players as of season 11 (by Vixen)


  1. ↑ This is based on the Air Bud Principle, which states that there's no rule in blaseball that says you can't have multiple mascots.


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