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'''Wyatt Quitter''' is a lineup player for the [[Tokyo Lift]] and has been with the team since the [[Season 10#Tidings|Season 10 elections]]. Quitter has previously played for the [[Unlimited Tacos]] and [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS]].
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'''Wyatt Quitter''' was a lineup player for the [[Tokyo Lift]], and was with the team from the {{BetaSeason|10#Tidings|@ elections}} until being [[Second_Wyatt_Masoning#Echoes_and_Static|echoed]] into {{ModLink|Static}} on {{BetaSeason|14#The Second Wyatt Masoning}}, Day 99. Quitter also played for the [[LA Unlimited Tacos]] and [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS]].  
  
 
==Official League Records==
 
==Official League Records==
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Quitter joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Los Angeles Tacos]] with {{BetaSeason|1|the Return of Blaseball}} with the name '''Taiga Quitter'''.
  
===Debut===
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On {{BetaSeason|3}}, Day 63, Quitter swallowed a [[Peanuts|peanut]] and had an [[Peanuts_(weather)#Reactions|allergic]] reaction, resulting in a combined {{Star Change|5.6|3.6}} stat decrease, reclaiming their title as the team's worst hitter from [[NaN|Wyatt Mason]].
Quitter joined the league with the name '''Taiga Quitter''' in [[Season 1]], playing for the [[Los Angeles Tacos]].
 
  
===Peanut Allergy===
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After the {{BetaSeason|3#Election Results|@ elections}}, Quitter was briefly known as Wyatt Mason due to [[The Wyatt Masoning]]. After [[The Unmasoning]], Quitter's name was partially restored to '''Wyatt Quitter'''.
Quitter was the second member of the team to swallow a [[Peanuts (weather)|stray peanut]] during [[Season 3]] Day 63, resulting in an allergic reaction. Their hitting rating went from {{Star Rating|1}} star to {{Star Rating|0.5}} star, and they reclaimed their title as the team's worst hitter from [[NaN|Wyatt Mason]].
 
  
On [[Season 7]], Day 43, Quitter swallowed another peanut during a game with the [[Miami Dale]] and had a second allergic reaction.
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On {{BetaSeason|7}}, Day 43, Quitter swallowed a [[Peanuts|peanut]] and had an [[Peanuts_(weather)#Reactions|allergic]] reaction, resulting in a combined {{Star Change|5.12|2.3}} stat decrease.
  
During the [[Coffee Cup]], Quitter played for the [[Light & Sweet Electric Co.]] as a lineup player.
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On {{BetaSeason|9}}, Day 46, a [[Peanuts_(weather)#Big_Peanut_Shelling_Occurences|Big Peanut]] crashed into Quitter, making them {{Shelled}}. They are the first player to become Shelled for a reason other than idolatry.
  
===Name Changes===
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On {{BetaSeason|9}}, [[Day X]], Quitter was conscripted to [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS]] as a lineup player. Following the dispersal of the PODS during the {{BetaSeason|10#Tidings|@ elections}}, Quitter joined the [[Tokyo Lift]] as a lineup player.
After the [[Season 3#Election Results|Season 3 Elections]], Quitter was briefly known as Wyatt Mason due to [[The Wyatt Masoning]]. After [[The Unmasoning]], their last name but not their first name was repaired, and they became known as Wyatt Quitter.
 
  
===Shelled===
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During the [[Coffee Cup]], Quitter played for the [[Light & Sweet Electric Co.]] as a lineup player.
On [[Season 9]], Day 46, a Big Peanut crashed into Quitter, making them {{Shelled}}. They are the first player to become Shelled for a reason other than idolatry.
 
 
 
On [[Season 9]], [[Day X]], Quitter was conscripted to [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS]] as a lineup player. Following the dispersal of the PODS during the [[Season 10#Tidings|Season 10 elections]], Quitter joined the [[Tokyo Lift]] as a lineup player.
 
  
===Season 12 Shelling===
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On {{BetaSeason|12}}, Day 37, Quitter {{shelled}} [[Houston Spies|Spies]] player [[Denzel Scott]], becoming the first [[Internet League Blaseball|ILB]] player to shell another player.
  
On [[Season 12]], Day 37, Quitter {{shelled}} [[Houston Spies|Spies]] player [[Denzel Scott]], becoming the first [[Internet League Blaseball|ILB]] player to shell another player.
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During the {{BetaSeason|12#Election Results | Season 12 elections}}, Quitter received {{ModLink|Flippers}} as a result of the [[Wills | '''Trust''']] Will.
  
During the [[Season 12#Election Results | Season 12 elections]], Quitter received [[Modifications | Flippers]] as a result of the [[Wills | '''Trust''']] Will.
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Quitter became a [[Receiver]] during the {{BetaSeason|14#Earlsiesta|@ Seasonal Reading}}. Quitter then lost the Receiver modification (it being replaced with the [[Echo]] mod) on day 79 of the same season after [[Wyatt Mason (Season 14 birth)|Wyatt Mason]] attempted to Echo them.
  
===Static===
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Quitter and [[Wyatt Mason VI]] echoed each other into {{ModLink|Static}} when meeting on Day 99 of {{BetaSeason|14}}.  
Quitter and [[Wyatt Mason VI]] cancelled each other into Static when meeting on day 99 of [[Season 14]].  
 
  
 
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Suddenly, she knew that they had to stay out of the gym. She could not be allowed to continue using this power- even accidentally.  
 
Suddenly, she knew that they had to stay out of the gym. She could not be allowed to continue using this power- even accidentally.  
 
Quitter was reportedly seen dodging questions after the game, running crying from the stadium and into the streets of Tokyo. The team has no further comments, and Quitter has since been seen at bat.
 
Quitter was reportedly seen dodging questions after the game, running crying from the stadium and into the streets of Tokyo. The team has no further comments, and Quitter has since been seen at bat.
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==Receiver, Echo, Static==
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Quitter spent most of the following seasons keeping their head down and trying to stay out of sight. This plan was blown to smithereens in the {{BetaSeason|14#Earlsiesta|@ seasonal reading}}, when Quitter became a [[Receiver]]. However, there were no immediate consequences, and the Lift were cautiously optimistic.<p>
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In the {{BetaSeason|14#Latesiesta|@ Latesiesta}}, [[Wyatt Mason (Season 14 birth)|Wyatt Mason]] localized to the lineup of the Lift. Despite lingering anxieties, Quitter immediately adopted Mason. The two of them could be seen exploring Tokyo and skateboarding together.<p>
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On Day 79, Quitter received the [[Echo]] modification from Mason, putting them at risk of echoing into static in the same manner as the other Wyatt Masons. Quitter didn’t blame her. Mason herself echoed into static only two days later. Quitter grieved quietly, and was publicly outspoken about her love for Mason.<p>
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Quitter themself echoed into [[Static]] on the last day of season, alongside [[Wyatt Mason VI]]. Their absence has been felt by all of their teammates and friends.
  
 
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File:Quitter&Boyfriend Fancymancer.png|[[Boyfriend Monreal]] & Quitter, by {{Twitter|name=Fancymancer}}
 
File:Quitter&Boyfriend Fancymancer.png|[[Boyfriend Monreal]] & Quitter, by {{Twitter|name=Fancymancer}}
 
File:WorkoutQuitter Fancymancer.png|Workout Quitter, by {{Twitter|name=Fancymancer}}
 
File:WorkoutQuitter Fancymancer.png|Workout Quitter, by {{Twitter|name=Fancymancer}}
File:Season7Quitter Fancymancer.jpeg|A strong opening in [[Season 7]], by {{Twitter|name=Fancymancer}}
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File:Season7Quitter Fancymancer.jpeg|A strong opening in {{BetaSeason|7}}, by {{Twitter|name=Fancymancer}}
 
File:Ooh they chillin.png|[[Lars Taylor]] & Quitter, chillin' by {{Twitter|name=Fancymancer}}
 
File:Ooh they chillin.png|[[Lars Taylor]] & Quitter, chillin' by {{Twitter|name=Fancymancer}}
 
File:03Quitter.png|Mini-Blaseballer by {{Twitter|name=HetreaSky}}
 
File:03Quitter.png|Mini-Blaseballer by {{Twitter|name=HetreaSky}}
File:Quitter Card final.png|Wyatt Quitter Tlopps Card by [https://twitter.com/uwunium uwunium]
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File:Quitter Card final.png|Wyatt Quitter Tlopps Card by [https://twitter.com/uwunium @uwunium]
File:Dark quitter.png|Shelled Quitter
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File:Dark quitter.png|Shelled Quitter. {{Twitter|name=Fancymancer}}
File:Atrium stijn and quitter.png|alt=A digital pink-toned drawing of Wyatt Quitter and Stijn Strongbody. Stijn is a muscular four-armed Japanese man wearing rectangular glasses. Quitter is a shorter Chinese-American person with chin-length white hair. Both are wearing Lift uniforms, but Stijn's is modified to be sleeveless and have four arm holes, and has fingerless gloves on all hands. Quitter's hand is on their hip as they ask "Where do YOU work out?" to which Stijn replies "The library!" He has a book in his bottom two hands and one of his upper hands is pointing up to emphasize his statement.|Quitter and [[Stijn Strongbody]]. Art by [https://twitter.com/Atr11um Atrium].
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File:Atrium stijn and quitter.png|alt=A digital pink-toned drawing of Wyatt Quitter and Stijn Strongbody. Stijn is a muscular four-armed Japanese man wearing rectangular glasses. Quitter is a shorter Chinese-American person with chin-length white hair. Both are wearing Lift uniforms, but Stijn's is modified to be sleeveless and have four arm holes, and has fingerless gloves on all hands. Quitter's hand is on their hip as they ask "Where do YOU work out?" to which Stijn replies "The library!" He has a book in his bottom two hands and one of his upper hands is pointing up to emphasize his statement.|Quitter and [[Stijn Strongbody]]. Art by [https://twitter.com/Atr11um @Atrium].
File:Post-pod quitter .png|alt=A bust of Wyatt Quitter. The drawing has clean, bold, and black lines, and the colors are flat and muted. Quitter is shown as a somewhat tired-looking androgynous Chinese-American looking at the camera from a 3/4 view with a slight scowl. The hair under their backwards purple baseball cap is short and messy, reaching no farther than their shoulders in the back, and it has white tips with gray streaks running through the rest of it. Their ear is poking out with two ring piercings in the middle, and their cheek and neck are rough and scarred from where they had peanut shell growing. They are wearing a black turtleneck.|Season 11 Quitter after joining the Lift. Art by [https://twitter.com/oddsquint/status/1363157967059648514 buzzard].
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File:Post-pod quitter .png|alt=A bust of Wyatt Quitter. The drawing has clean, bold, and black lines, and the colors are flat and muted. Quitter is shown as a somewhat tired-looking androgynous Chinese-American looking at the camera from a 3/4 view with a slight scowl. The hair under their backwards purple baseball cap is short and messy, reaching no farther than their shoulders in the back, and it has white tips with gray streaks running through the rest of it. Their ear is poking out with two ring piercings in the middle, and their cheek and neck are rough and scarred from where they had peanut shell growing. They are wearing a black turtleneck.|Season 11 Quitter after joining the Lift. Art by [https://twitter.com/oddsquint/status/1363157967059648514 @buzzard].
File:Art by waalkr 17.png|Quitter by [https://twitter.com/_waalkr/status/1339383331729920001?s=20 @_waalkr]
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File:Quitter Don't Quit.jpg|Season 11 Quitter Tlopps card<br />Art by [https://twitter.com/Fancymancer/status/1339263110255931394 @Fancymancer]
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File:Art by waalkr 17.png|Quitter by [https://twitter.com/_waalkr/status/1339383331729920001 @_waalkr]
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File:Karaoke with the Lift Fancymancer.png|alt=A digital ink drawing of various members of the Lift around a table, eating, laughing, and singing to Garages Karaoke in a small room filled with Garages album posters and a TV. From left to right: Gerund Pantheocide is eating nachos, Yusef Fenestrate is drinking a glass of juice through a straw, Ayanna Dumpington and Wyatt Quitter are the only people in the room standing up and are singing passionately, and Stijn Strongbody is holding a songlist and laughing.|Karaoke Night with the [[Tokyo Lift]] during the [[Extended Siesta#Grand Siesta|Grand Siesta]]. From left to right: [[Gerund Pantheocide]], [[Yusef Fenestrate]], [[Ayanna Dumpington]], Wyatt Quitter, and [[Stijn Strongbody]]. Art by [https://twitter.com/Fancymancer/status/1331284947827634177 @Fancymancer]
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File:Wyatt Quitter spark Trust.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Quitter, a young Chinese American with long salt and pepper hair. They are standing in front of a black and gray background with the text "TRUST QUITTER." They are wearing a pink hoodie with an up arrow, wristbands, and a backwards blaseball cap. They have a small smile on their face as they lean on a bat with one hand and make a peace sign with the other. Each hand has 7 fingers.|Art and propaganda for the Season 12 election by [https://twitter.com/spkgui/status/1367117930782199808 @spark]
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File:Wyatt Quitter spark Gambling.png|alt=A digital drawing of Quitter, a young Chinese American with long salt and pepper hair. They are sitting at a poker table and looking nervous as they hold their cards and hand over their mouth in distress. Their pile of poker chips is quite a bit smaller than all the other piles on the table.|Art by [https://twitter.com/spkgui @spark]
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File:Wyatt Quitter spark Flipper.png|alt=Digital drawing of Quitter on a blank background with purple-pink messy colors. Wyatt Quitter is a light-skinned person, dark-haired with white streaks in a long, messy ponytail. Lowkey confused expression, 14 fingers. They wear a backwards cap with a stylized cowlick antenna framed by swim goggles, an open hooded jacket with a flooding-patterned wetsuit underneath that they're inspecting, and flippers with socks. Captioned "7 fingers, 7 freckles, 7 more fingers" and "soggy sock soldier"|Art by [https://twitter.com/spkgui/status/1370384548316512257 @spark]
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File:Pantheocide Quitter jeules.png|alt=Digital art on a blank background. Pantheocide is a dark-skinned person with a bright pink sideshave and a big hoodie. Quitter is a thin Chinese American with white hair and a black tank top. Pantheocide has one arm over Quitter's shoulders as she leans down with the question, "Tell me, Quitter. Did the Shelled One Bleed?" Quitter is clearly vaguely uncomfortable at the invasion into their personal space.|[[Gerund Pantheocide]] and Wyatt Quitter. Art by [https://twitter.com/jololion @jeules]
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File:Wyatt Up to Plate.jpg|alt=Wyatt Quitter, a fat and short non binary person with a small ponytail and an undercut. They're holding a bat and glove and wearing a Lift uniform.|Wyatt Quitter by [https://twitter.com/CurseOfScots/status/1372767909810868231?s=20 @CurseOfScots]
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File:Quitter TLOPPS buzzard.png|alt=A Tlopps card of Wyatt Quitter, a Chinese-American person with short white hair, yellow eyes with peanut-shaped pupils, and a red PODS uniform. They are standing with their right side facing the camera, and are looking over that shoulder with a grimace. Their far arm is holding their bat over that shoulder. They are surrounded by peanut plant foliage, which grows both over the frame of the Tlopps, and in their hair. Their skin is entirely papered over with peanut skin. In the background, the silhouettes of more peanut foliage are backlit by the red sky of an eclipse.|Wyatt Quitter, batting for the PODS. Day X Booster Pack TLOPPS Card by [https://twitter.com/saltbuzzard/status/1399035120594604034 @buzzard]
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File:Quitter Flippers buzzard.png|alt=A digital ink drawing of Quitter, a Chinese-American person with a shaved head, greying temples, and peanut scarring, is suspended, as if in liquid, while wearing a clunky old-fashioned diving suit. The suit has been modified with flip-out flippers on the feet and strap-on fins on the arms, and the central window pane on the helmet (displayed to the side, as Quitter is not wearing the helmet in the fullbody picture) is shaped like a peanut. They have a Lift arrow on their belt and hold their bat loosely over one shoulder as they glare toward the viewer. A screenshot from the Blaseball website is pasted in the corner and says, "Flippers: When immateria floods, this Runner will score instead of being cleared from the Bases."|Quitter's new look after receiving flippers. Art by [https://twitter.com/saltbuzzard/status/1400561925621223425/photo/2 '''@saltbuzzard''']
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File:Wyaqui buzzcut.png|alt=A cleanly-lined digital ink drawing of Quitter, a Chinese American nonbinary person with a shaved head of hair that is greying at the temples. They have heavy peanut scarring across their cheeks, neck, and arms, a scar through one eyebrow, and two piercings in one ear. They are wearing a Lift uniform and holding a bat out in front of them as they lazily look at the viewer with one eyebrow raised and a slight quirk to their lips|Art by [https://twitter.com/saltbuzzard/status/1400561925621223425/photo/2 '''@saltbuzzard''']
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File:Quitter Microphone case.png|alt=A digital drawing on a black background of Quitter, a Chinese American person wearing a Lift uniform. They are looking worried as they hold out a pink reverberating microphone at arm's length.|Art by case
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File:Wyatt quitter buzzardtable.png|alt=Digital drawing of Quitter, a Chinese-American person with a shaved head of hair greying at the temples, a hearing aid in one ear, peanut scarring, a purple raglan shirt, and an analog watch. They are holding a purple diving helmet as they look at the viewer with a pursed mouth and furrowed brow.|Art by [https://twitter.com/saltbuzzard '''@saltbuzzard''']
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File:Wyaqui static stand.png|alt=A black and white digital drawing of Quitter, a Chinese American person with peanut scarring on the face and a shaved head and greying temples. They wear an old-fashioned diving suit minus the helmet and gloves as they stand in front of a field of static with a slight frown and a blaseball bat propped on the ground.|Quitter, lost in the static. Art by '''[https://twitter.com/saltbuzzard/status/1435304587972517896 @saltbuzzard]'''
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File:Quitter Animation.gif|alt=A black and white pixel sprite of Wyatt Quitter. They are smiling and wearing a baseball uniform that has a cropped top. The have one hand on their hip and they are flexing with their other arm. They are wearing their baseball cap backwards and their hair is black with white tips.|Quitter's "Blaseball Blattlers" sprite, by [https://twitter.com/blaseblattlers/status/1449456878833049607 '''Eli''']
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File:Quitter Tasting the Infinite.jpg|Wyatt Quitter Tastes the Infinite by @[https://twitter.com/Fancymancer Fancymancer]
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File:Pods Relapse Aftermath.jpg|Wyatt Quitter post PODS relapse by @[https://twitter.com/Fancymancer Fancymancer]
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File:Timeskip Quitter.jpg|Timeskip Quitter by @[https://twitter.com/Fancymancer Fancymancer]
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File:Fancy Quitter with Flippers.jpg|Quitter gets Flippers by @[https://twitter.com/Fancymancer Fancymancer]
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File:Alternate Quitter?.png|Alternate Wyatt Quitter by @[https://twitter.com/Fancymancer Fancymancer]
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File:Quitter tarot birbteef.jpg|Three of Swords by [https://twitter.com/birbteef/status/1437056666273464320 @birbteef]
 
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Latest revision as of 13:25, 24 February 2023

Wyatt Quitter was a lineup player for the Tokyo Lift, and was with the team from the Season β10 elections until being echoed into Static on Season β14, Day 99. Quitter also played for the LA Unlimited Tacos and THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS.

Official League Records

Quitter joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Los Angeles Tacos with the Return of Blaseball with the name Taiga Quitter.

On Season β3, Day 63, Quitter swallowed a peanut and had an allergic reaction, resulting in a combined 5.6 3.6 stat decrease, reclaiming their title as the team's worst hitter from Wyatt Mason.

After the Season β3 elections, Quitter was briefly known as Wyatt Mason due to The Wyatt Masoning. After The Unmasoning, Quitter's name was partially restored to Wyatt Quitter.

On Season β7, Day 43, Quitter swallowed a peanut and had an allergic reaction, resulting in a combined 5.12 2.3 stat decrease.

On Season β9, Day 46, a Big Peanut crashed into Quitter, making them  SHELLED. They are the first player to become Shelled for a reason other than idolatry.

On Season β9, Day X, Quitter was conscripted to THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS as a lineup player. Following the dispersal of the PODS during the Season β10 elections, Quitter joined the Tokyo Lift as a lineup player.

During the Coffee Cup, Quitter played for the Light & Sweet Electric Co. as a lineup player.

On Season β12, Day 37, Quitter  SHELLED Spies player Denzel Scott, becoming the first ILB player to shell another player.

During the Season 12 elections, Quitter received Flippers as a result of the Trust Will.

Quitter became a Receiver during the Season β14 Seasonal Reading. Quitter then lost the Receiver modification (it being replaced with the Echo mod) on day 79 of the same season after Wyatt Mason attempted to Echo them.

Quitter and Wyatt Mason VI echoed each other into Static when meeting on Day 99 of Season β14.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Early Life and Recruitment

Before joining the league, Quitter held a variety of jobs including carpenter, insurance salesperson, tarot reader, civil engineer, UX designer, bus driver, and chef. Though they excelled at many of these positions, they never developed a lasting career in any of those fields due to their propensity to quit after only a few weeks on the job. Their reasons for quitting are unknown, but it has been rumored that a family curse is the root cause. They were in the midst of applying for a position as a deli meat slicer at Ralphino's when they signed up for the community kickball league, marking the beginning of their blaseball career with the Los Angeles (later Unlimited) Tacos.

With the Unlimited Tacos

Despite being one of the statistically worst hitters on the team, Quitter consistently outperformed their abysmal star ranking with the combined power of plucky gumption and a dazzling smile. Though notably less of a diva than all the other players on the team, they were known for refusing to play with any bat not made of 100% pine.

Quitter was considered a vital part of the team from Day 1 regardless of the rumored curse, though there have been unconfirmed reports of Quitter attempting to quit the ILB. Quitter commented on the matter, saying "I don't want to quit. Never have. And even if I did, I wouldn't be able to. We all know incineration is the only way out."

Midway through Season 9, during a game at the Boston Flowers, Quitter was struck by a Big Peanut and became Shelled. This was a huge emotional blow for an already depleted team.

With THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS

The distress felt by teammates and fans alike was compounded on Season 9, Day X when Quitter took the field as a member of the Shelled One's team of press-ganged players. THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS easily defeated newly-crowned champions the Charleston Shoe Thieves and returned on Season 10, Day X to meet the Baltimore Crabs. This match was decided by the very first hit, with Quitter's almighty single reducing the Crabs' Spirit to -1504119; splorts journalists have called it "the shot that was heard around the Multiverse". Quitter is reportedly uncomfortable with this term. Following their subsequent defeat by the Hall Stars, Quitter and their fellow PODS were Unshelled and scattered across the Material Plane.

With the Tokyo Lift

Shortly after this event, reports emerged that an unnamed person had been discovered in a shallow crater near Dilsneyland Tokyo, swaddled in papery peanut skin and clutching a 100% pine bat. Clearly traumatised by recent experiences, they were reluctant to engage with local authorities or even to make eye contact.

Quitter was recognised by a member of the public and their identity leaked on social media. The Tokyo Lift were quick to reach out; sometime physiotherapist Lance Serotonin used contacts in the healthcare system to offer the use of Legscraper facilities "while they recuperate and consider the next stage of their journey". Quitter cautiously accepted.

During the next few weeks Quitter spent much time in the Legscraper's weights room, taking on increasingly intense workouts in silence and often late at night. This culminated in an epic weights session with Nandy Slumps as spotter, during which the two did not exchange a single word for thirty-seven hours. On racking the barbell for the last time Quitter offered in a hoarse whisper the words "Quitter don't quit" and fell asleep in Slumps' arms. The following morning they arrived for team breakfast in full Tokyo Lift uniform and requested a position on the lineup.

Quitter was impressed by the positive attitude of the young team but concerned at the players' inexperience and tactical naivety (Slumps aside). As a veteran of the Internet League, Quitter was able to describe top-tier tactics, strategies, rivalries, alliances and outright scuttlebutt as captain Stijn Strongbody listened agog. His 700 pages of often self-contradictory notes have been condensed into a personal reference work he calls the Quitter Codex.

In an emotional pre-season video call to the Unlimited Tacos, Quitter thanked them for their friendship, their support and "all the memories" before explaining that "these newbies need me or they're gonna get eaten alive". A reunion followed on Season 11, Day 16 as the Lift began a six-match series in the Los Angeli.

They remain plucky and pugnacious, but this is tempered by a growing sense of responsibility. The Lift, and Strongbody in particular, have come to rely on Quitter's alertness to trick plays and their knowledge of individual opponents' strengths and idiosyncrasies. They are close to regular workout partner Slumps and peppy troublemaker Ayanna Dumpington. They also meet up when possible with former teammates Halexandrey Walton and Wyatt Pothos.

TASTING THE INFINITE

After tasting the infinite on Season 12, Day 37, Quitter's worst fears were confirmed. The power of the PODs was what they were striving for. They were devastated when, at bat against the Spies, they  SHELLED another player- Denzel Scott. Suddenly, she knew that they had to stay out of the gym. She could not be allowed to continue using this power- even accidentally. Quitter was reportedly seen dodging questions after the game, running crying from the stadium and into the streets of Tokyo. The team has no further comments, and Quitter has since been seen at bat.

Receiver, Echo, Static

Quitter spent most of the following seasons keeping their head down and trying to stay out of sight. This plan was blown to smithereens in the Season β14 seasonal reading, when Quitter became a Receiver. However, there were no immediate consequences, and the Lift were cautiously optimistic.

In the Season β14 Latesiesta, Wyatt Mason localized to the lineup of the Lift. Despite lingering anxieties, Quitter immediately adopted Mason. The two of them could be seen exploring Tokyo and skateboarding together.

On Day 79, Quitter received the Echo modification from Mason, putting them at risk of echoing into static in the same manner as the other Wyatt Masons. Quitter didn’t blame her. Mason herself echoed into static only two days later. Quitter grieved quietly, and was publicly outspoken about her love for Mason.

Quitter themself echoed into Static on the last day of season, alongside Wyatt Mason VI. Their absence has been felt by all of their teammates and friends.

Alternative Interpretations

  • IF-1667 - An individual by the same name was described in a leather-bound journal discovered in storage by the Tokyo Lift. This "Wyatt Quitter" served aboard a sailing vessel as a crew member of The Tokyo Adrift.

Cheers

  • Quitter don't quit
  • Quitter Quitter/they're our hitter/hit or miss/we won't be bitter!

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