Wyatt Mason XIII

Wyatt Mason XIII
"Death" Mason XIII by @goatedtoasts
Basic Information
Team	Name Error
Former Team(s)	Kansas City Breath Mints
Status	Static
Overall Rating	(2.5)
Batting	(2.5)
Pitching	(1.5)
Defense	(3.5)
Running	(2.5)
Vibes	(3.5)
Modifications	Static..... When two players attempt to Echo each other, they both disappear into Static.
Dates Active	Mar 18, 2021–Mar 19, 2021
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Biographical Details
Pronouns	he/him, they/them
Nickname(s)	Death Mason, Thirteen, Thirteeny, XIII
Personal Relationships
Rival(s)	Wyatt Mason XII
Other Background Information
Shoe-Stealing Specialty	Wyatt Mason XII

Wyatt Mason XIII was a pitcher for the Kansas City Breath Mints, and was with the team from the Second Wyatt Masoning until being echoed into Static on Season β14, Day 84.

Official League Records

Mason XIII joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Kansas City Breath Mints in Season β14 as part of the Second Wyatt Masoning.

Wyatt Mason XII and Wyatt Mason XIII echoed each other into Static when meeting on Day 84 of the same season.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Localization

At Latesiesta of Season β14, the Breath Mints finished installing their newly-"acquired" PsychoAcoustics system in the Meadow. Shortly thereafter, a loud whine pierced the sky, followed by a crash, a thud, and the clattering of empty Five Loko cans. As the team investigated, they found XIII lying on the floor of Pudge's house. When asked for their name, they said they didn't remember.

XIII spent their first few days dazed and scattered, often seemingly distracted from conversation, and complaining about a mild headache. On Day 77, the headache got a little worse.

Team members were initially hesitant to acknowledge the unexpected addition to the team, uncertain of their longevity, although most eventually warmed up to their presence. Oscar Vaughan offered them an old spare room in his apartment, which XIII hesitantly accepted. They appreciated the hospitality, even if Vaughan could be a little overbearing.

As XIII settled in, they started spending more time at Hewitt Best and Marco Stink's apartment. Best quickly grew fond of the young child, getting to know them, teaching them theory - both communist and blaseball. Marco Stink did his best.

XIII also bonded with PolkaDot Zavala and Mooney Doctor II. Apparently they had a group chat - #clonegang, or something. Isn't that sad?

On Day 78, XIII pitched their only game of their confusing life. They were at the Polyhedron. They were shut out, losing 0 to 2. Milo Brown took them out for ice cream after the game. Everyone just wanted the day to be over.

Over the next few days, it almost felt like they were okay. The team's shared playlist had been blessed. They made peace with the voices in their head. They tried their hand at cooking. It went awful. PolkaDot Zavala promised to teach them mascara, and they had a great time. Leach Ingram induced them into the Smokehouse Gang, having ignored the memo that the Gang had already disbanded.

On Day 84, XIII was due to pitch against the Shoe Thieves. They felt more homesick than ever. Either way, it's not like the universe cared what they thought. And either way, they never made it to the mound that day.

Trivia

• When XIII localized, they left a large hole in the roof of Pudge's house on fifth base, next to the existing, even larger hole. No one really feels like repairing it.
• XIII's natural hair color is definitely black. Pay no mind to the empty cans of hair dye under the counter.
• Rodriguez Internet gave them an old pair of green cat-ear headphones. They were never seen without them since.
• XIII is... friends? with the Spearmint? Somehow???
• While their eyes normally glow a bright pink, they always wear black-tinted contacts, darkening it to a deep red.
• "Meet the one and only Tilly Hendy" [sic] was the only item on their bucket list.
• The microwave at the clubhouse would always make XIII glitch out a little, should anyone reheat their lunch in their vicinity.
• The night before they'd pitch their game, they wrote "time to show the preps once and for all" on the locker room whiteboard.

A Short Story on Wyatt Mason XIII

Space twists. Dimensions shiver. Something new springs forth. This time, the Interdimensional Rumor Mill reveals a Rumor from IF-59.694 out of its Rumor Registry...

Quotes

This text was found on XIII's personal blog, under the username XXXdeathmason666:

"Hi my name is Death Dark’ness Feedback Raven Mason XIII and I have short ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with green streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy red eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Wyatt Mason (AN: if u don't know who they are get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Tillman Henderson but I wish I was because he's a major f*cking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a cowboy, and I play on a blaseball team called The Breath Mints in Kansas City where I'm in the sixth in rotation (I'm lost in static). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black pleather miniskirt, green Tripps and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside The Meadow. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps Jessica Telephone stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them"

Wyatt Mason XIII

Fan Works

Text Works

• i'm just a ma(so)n, i'm not a hero by @AReblase
• some of me landed here. by @AReblase
• scrapbook / don mitchell & wyatt mason xiii by tim (jordankennedy)

Gallery

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  Death Mason XIII by Discord user Numbersninja#7987

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  Death Mason XIII by @goatedtoasts

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  XIII in the Static by @goatedtoasts

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  Wyatt XIII, Atlas, and Grey by Discord user Numbersninja#7987

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  Wyatt Mason XIII by @fraymyst (@epipencils)

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  Death Mason alongside the other Wyatts Masons in a doodle page by @DedSec_Pony

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  Wyatt Mason XIII by @gaymaul

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  Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky

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  Wheel of Fortune tarot card by @gaymaul

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