Luis Acevedo

Luis Acevedo
Art by @CallofDuckies
Basic Information
Former Team(s)	Seattle Garages, Ohio Worms, Baltimore Crabs
Status	Incinerated
Batting	(2.0)
Pitching	(3.4)
Defense	(5.0)
Running	(3.3)
Modifications	FlinchHitters with Flinch cannot swing until a strike has been thrown in the At Bat.  UnstablePlayer: Unstable Players have a much higher chance of being incinerated in a Solar Eclipse. Team: Unstable Teams have a chance of being incinerated in a Solar Eclipse.
Items	Bat ○
Dates Active	Jul 20, 2020 – Apr 19, 2021
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base 1
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Bells
Coffee Style	Heavy Foam
Blood Type	AAA
Fate	67
Biographical Details
Pronouns	They/Them
Nickname(s)	Louie, Hatsune Luis, HARD LIGHT LUIS, 🥑
Species	(Presumably) Immortal Being

Luis Acevedo was a pitcher for the Baltimore Crabs, and was with the team from the Season 16 election until being incinerated on Season 17, Day 2. Acevedo also played for the Seattle Garages and Ohio Worms.

Official League Records

Acevedo joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Seattle Garages with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season 3, Day 57, Acevedo hit a single at the bottom of the 9th which batted in a game-winning run. This closed out the second of three fully swept seasons against the Breckenridge Jazz Hands and tied both teams' records for first place in the Chaotic Evil division.

As a result of the Season 7 elections, Acevedo was sent to the Baltimore Crabs while Oliver Notarobot was sent to the Seattle Garages.

On Season 9, Day 10, Acevedo siphoned some of Unlimited Tacos batter Vito Kravitz's hitting ability in a game with Blooddrain weather. This raised Acevedo's star rating from to .

During the Season 12 elections, Acevedo's defense was increased by 4.0 → 4.6 as a result of the Crabs' The Rack blessing.

Acevedo was traded to the Ohio Worms in exchange for Enid Marlow during the Season 14 elections via the Worms' Exchange will, becoming a pitcher in the process.

Acevedo was traded back to the Baltimore Crabs in exchange for Jacoby Podcast during the Season 15 elections via the Worms' Equivalent Exchange will.

On Season 17, Day 2, Acevedo was incinerated and replaced by Jon Halifax.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Luis Acevedo Files

Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-44.891 and start reading...

Contractual Gender Consumption

By reading this page, you have agreed to the terms and conditions that cede your gender over to Luis Acevedo for the purposes of consumption, and nothing else. Be advised that Luis Acevedo receives no nutritional benefit from eating your gender, and merely does it for splort. There will be no compensation. (See Clause One for compensation.) Please head to the Crabitat, the Wormhole, or the Big Garage in a timely manner. If you do not proceed to these locations in a timely manner, your gender will still be consumed. It is inevitable.

The ILB is not responsible for any side effects that come with the consumption of your gender, including the inability to be referred to using any pronouns, the loss of your name, or, in rare and occasionally fatal cases, the inability to be perceived by anyone with a concept of “gender.” If you have any complaints, simply stop having them, or report them to [email protected]. We will not get back to you.

Clause One: If compensation for consumption of gender is requested, you will receive a Luis Acevedo-patterned binder. There are no returns for this item. If you throw away this item, it will reappear back in your dresser. Feel free to sell it on E-Blay; however, it will be returned to you in four to seven business days.

On Death

On the event of Luis Acevedo’s death, a failsafe clause will be triggered that may result in a discharge of additional genders being kept by Mx Acevedo. The ILB is not responsible for the results of any “Gender Shrapnel” that may cause guests, players, or staff to gain or lose genders, and is not liable for any damage, insight, or internal revelations cause by the death of Mx. Acevedo.

Fan Works

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  Luis and Tot by CallofDuckies

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  Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky

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  Art by @glassgoblin

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  Art by @corpserevivers

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  Art by @Ratgills

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  King Tot's Lament by Oswin

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  Luis Acevedo a playlist by Rai

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  do you know what you're doing? (don't worry, i don't either) Luis and Kennedy talk in an unfamiliar place about familiar feelings. by Rai

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  The smell of ozone during a storm Luis and the Crabs. by Rai

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  Into the Deep Luis Joins the Crabs by Klauinax

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  Art by @showzens

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  Luis is Elsewhere. Art by @glassgoblin

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  Luis and Tot by gl1tchm4g3

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  Luis punches a hole in the ground by gl1tchm4g3

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  Luis and Sparks, haunting their respective living companions (by feya)