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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a lineup player for the [[Seattle Garages]] and has been with the team since [[Fall Ball]]. Marshallow has previously played for the [[Philly Pies]].
  
 
==Official League Records==
 
==Official League Records==
Marshallow joined the [[ILB]] as a pitcher for the [[Seattle Garages]] on [[Season 3]], Day 80 after the [[incineration]] of [[Derrick Krueger]].
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Marshallow joined the [[ILB]] as a pitcher for the [[Seattle Garages]] on {{BetaSeason|3}}, Day 80 after the [[incineration]] of [[Derrick Krueger]].
  
On [[Season 9]], Day 21, Marshallow was exchanged to the [[Philly Pies]] due to [[Feedback]]. Marshallow was replaced by [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]].
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On {{BetaSeason|9}}, Day 21, Marshallow was exchanged to the [[Philly Pies]] due to [[Feedback]]. Marshallow was replaced by [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]].
  
 
During the [[Coffee Cup]], Marshallow played for [[Royal PoS]] as a pitcher.
 
During the [[Coffee Cup]], Marshallow played for [[Royal PoS]] as a pitcher.
  
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During the {{BetaSeason|13#Election Results|@ elections}}, all of Marshallow's stats were increased as a result of the Pies' {{BetaSeason|13#Wills|'''Infuse'''}} will.
  
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During the {{BetaSeason|14#Election Results|@ elections}}, Marshallow received the [[Modifications|'''Maximalist''']] modification as a result of the [[Seattle Garages|Garages']] receiving the {{BetaSeason|14#Blessings|'''Min-Maxing'''}} blessing.
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On {{BetaSeason|20}}, day 28, Marshallow retreated to the Pies' [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Tiana Takahashi]] as a result of On Day 51, Marshallow rejoined the active roster in exchange for [[Lucy Tokkan]] via the '''Fax Machine'''.
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On {{BetaSeason|22}}, Day 90, Marshallow retreated to the Pies' [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Lucy Tokkan]] via the [[Tastycake Stadium]]'s {{ModLink|Fax Machine}}.
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Marshallow ended the [[Expansion Era]] with 3.3{{Star Rating|1}} in Batting, 3.5{{Star Rating|1}} in Pitching, 2.5{{Star Rating|1}} in Baserunning, and 4.4{{Star Rating|1}} in Defense. Marshallow had a [[Item|Holey Skate Necklace of Fourtitude]] and the '''[[Unstable]]''' and '''[[Maximalist]]''' modifications.
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During the October 28, 2022 [[Fall Ball]], Marshallow fell to the [[Seattle Garages]]. On [[Season 1]], Day 1 of the Return(s), Marshallow became a lineup player for the Garages.
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During the [[Season 1]] elections, Marshallow gained a boost of 0.2 to their [[Player Attributes|Thwack]] as a result of the Garages' '''[[Season 1#Blessings|Guess Whose Thwack]]''' Blessing.
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File:Hank sketch by Moz.jpg|Henry flexin' on them by [https://twitter.com/MLeeLunsford Moz]
 
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File:Manyfacesofhenrymarshallow.png|The many faces of Henry Marshallow. Art by [https://twitter.com/TheSunshinydayz @TheSunshinydayz]
 
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Latest revision as of 16:16, 30 January 2023

Henry Marshallow is a lineup player for the Seattle Garages and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Marshallow has previously played for the Philly Pies.

Official League Records

Marshallow joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Seattle Garages on Season β3, Day 80 after the incineration of Derrick Krueger.

On Season β9, Day 21, Marshallow was exchanged to the Philly Pies due to Feedback. Marshallow was replaced by Jaylen Hotdogfingers.

During the Coffee Cup, Marshallow played for Royal PoS as a pitcher.

During the Season β13 elections, all of Marshallow's stats were increased as a result of the Pies' Infuse will.

During the Season β14 elections, Marshallow received the Maximalist modification as a result of the Garages' receiving the Min-Maxing blessing.

On Season β20, day 28, Marshallow retreated to the Pies' Shadows in exchange for Tiana Takahashi as a result of On Day 51, Marshallow rejoined the active roster in exchange for Lucy Tokkan via the Fax Machine.

On Season β22, Day 90, Marshallow retreated to the Pies' Shadows in exchange for Lucy Tokkan via the Tastycake Stadium's Fax Machine.

Marshallow ended the Expansion Era with 3.3 in Batting, 3.5 in Pitching, 2.5 in Baserunning, and 4.4 in Defense. Marshallow had a Holey Skate Necklace of Fourtitude and the Unstable and Maximalist modifications.

During the October 28, 2022 Fall Ball, Marshallow fell to the Seattle Garages. On Season 1, Day 1 of the Return(s), Marshallow became a lineup player for the Garages.

During the Season 1 elections, Marshallow gained a boost of 0.2 to their Thwack as a result of the Garages' Guess Whose Thwack Blessing.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Henry Marshallow Files

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Personal Life

Henry Marshallow is a Pitcher for the Philly Pies and a former backup dancer for the Seattle Garages cover band, the Sleattle Glarages. He is a very, very buff marshmallow man. He plays shirtless and his number (94) is prominently tattooed on his back. In the customary Garages fashion he ties his jersey around his waist. Marshallow's trousers have dragons on them which most people agree is rad.

Many people mistake his last name for "Marshmallow," but they are incorrect. Marshallow pronounces his last name as "mar-shal-low," enunciating every syllable. Everyone else pronounces his name either as "marsh-allow" or "marshmallow". Marshallow has tried to correct them. This has been to no avail.

He is quiet and thoughtful, described as a sweetheart by people who know him. Before blaseball he unsuccessfully tried to run a food truck dealing in artisanal s'mores. During the off-season, Marshmallow volunteers at a museum of Historic Soap close to the Garages' stadium.

Since joining the Philly Pies, Henry Marshallow has developed a friendship with Beasley Day. Some claim Beasley only follows him because he enjoys his taste, yet this has been denied. He has also become a taste-tester and gastronomical designer for Tastykake.

Marshallow’s transfer to Philly did create a problem however, as pitcher Ruslan Greatness already had the number 94 and making new jerseys in his size was outside of the teams budget. The two decided to resolve the dispute by an arm-wrestling match which Greatness won. Instead of getting his tattoo removed , Marshallow just has a teammate write a third number to supplement the 94. The team has not come to a consensus on what number this should be however, and Marshallow has been known to play as 194, 294, 943 etc. Fans have even noticed he plays as .94 when Jode Preston is called to write. This has led to an explosion of merch sales, with fans buying 20 jerseys and putting on the correct one once Marshallow gets on the mound.

Kaiju Phase

During the Season 11 Enhanced Party Time, Marshallow stumbled into the Piebrary beneath Tastykake Stadium and accidentally knocked over a shelf of occult pie recipes. This caused Marshallow to be possessed by just an absolute smorgasbord of evil spirits and he transformed into the hundred-stories-tall legendary monster Glozer'Arritkatlu Marada'Dukay (roughly translated "The Stayed Buft Marshallow Man"). The giant Marshallow proceeded to rampage around Tastykake Stadium and the surrounding neighborhood.

In order to minimize the damage, Philadelphia transformed into its shadow persona Philadeltrix: the Marquis of Pain and wrestled Marshallow into submission. The remaining pies soothed the monster by having Beasley Day use his most adorable puppy eyes and by having Ruslan Greatness compliment Marshallow's muscle definition. This gave enough time for Lang Richardson to run to his apartment and grab his homemade ghost hunting kit, which the team used to successfully exorcise the spirits from Marshallow.

After the spirits left him, Marshallow returned to his original size. However, the residual spiritual energy in his body greatly improved the quality of his pitching. After some prodding and withering looks, Marshallow agreed to put half of his weekly paychecks to repairing the damage his rampage caused.


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