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Fox was married during [[Season 1]] to [[Priya Fox]], [[Tot Fox]]'s third cousin, and took her name. The reception has been ranked as the 7th most influential Dale/[[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] matchup. True to form, the Dale Sweetheart maintains positive relationships with her in-laws both on and off the field. | Fox was married during [[Season 1]] to [[Priya Fox]], [[Tot Fox]]'s third cousin, and took her name. The reception has been ranked as the 7th most influential Dale/[[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] matchup. True to form, the Dale Sweetheart maintains positive relationships with her in-laws both on and off the field. | ||
| − | Fox founded the first definitely-real wildlife rescue center in Hellmouth, after a not-quite-incident involving an exofauna in the Solarium. The creature was initially discovered by Nerd Pacheco and Sandoval Crossing, who were debating how to deal with it while Fox Googill-searched a local wildlife rescue. Despite Pacheco's insistence that no such service existed,<ref>"Wildlife rescue" in Hellmouth generally refers to rescuing people ''from'' wildlife, usually with limited success.</ref> Individuals did promptly arrive and safely relocate the creature. Fox decided to | + | Fox founded the first definitely-real wildlife rescue center in Hellmouth, after a not-quite-incident involving an exofauna in the Solarium. The creature was initially discovered by Nerd Pacheco and Sandoval Crossing, who were debating how to deal with it while Fox Googill-searched a local wildlife rescue. Despite Pacheco's insistence that no such service existed,<ref>"Wildlife rescue" in Hellmouth generally refers to rescuing people ''from'' wildlife, usually with limited success.</ref> Individuals did promptly arrive and safely relocate the creature. Fox decided to organize a proper rescue center and wildlife hospital after Pacheco tried to trace the number Fox dialed, and his phone turned to slag when attempting to call it. |
Fox's squiddish appearance has prompted speculation that she may be an avatar, incarnation, descendant, or feeding appendage of [[The Monitor]]. | Fox's squiddish appearance has prompted speculation that she may be an avatar, incarnation, descendant, or feeding appendage of [[The Monitor]]. | ||
| − | == Trivia<ref>Hahn Fox has requested that the inclusion of her wife in any and all statements made about her, regardless of subject.</ref>== | + | ==Trivia<ref>Hahn Fox has requested that the inclusion of her wife in any and all statements made about her, regardless of subject.</ref>== |
| − | * Owns a really cool sword. Her wife gave it to her. | + | *Owns a really cool sword. Her wife gave it to her. |
| − | * Fox has 1000+ hours logged in [[Sltardew Vlalley]], and is not married yet. Initially she didn’t want to cheat on her wife, but after Priya’s insistence it was okay, she is now committed to a slow-burn. | + | *Fox has 1000+ hours logged in [[Sltardew Vlalley]], and is not married yet. Initially she didn’t want to cheat on her wife, but after Priya’s insistence it was okay, she is now committed to a slow-burn. |
| − | * Fox often plays legally distinct ttrpgs with her wife and her wife’s friends. Her favorite kind of character to play is either a bard or any cool girl with a sword as long as she can romance her wife (often the GM) in game. | + | *Fox often plays legally distinct ttrpgs with her wife and her wife’s friends. Her favorite kind of character to play is either a bard or any cool girl with a sword as long as she can romance her wife (often the GM) in game. |
| − | * It is not uncommon to find Fox diving in the [["Colorado River" Reemergence|“Colorado River” Reemergence]] as she is the only person able to do this. She often brings her wife. | + | *It is not uncommon to find Fox diving in the [["Colorado River" Reemergence|“Colorado River” Reemergence]] as she is the only person able to do this. She often brings her wife. |
| − | * Fox often catches wild fish and game from the upper Colorado River and Hellmouth Falls for fun. Due to her wife's suggestion she now donates these to HCC professors to study. This includes frictionless sharks because, despite the professors' best efforts, they always slip away. Fox does not know what a fishing rod is. | + | *Fox often catches wild fish and game from the upper Colorado River and Hellmouth Falls for fun. Due to her wife's suggestion she now donates these to HCC professors to study. This includes frictionless sharks because, despite the professors' best efforts, they always slip away. Fox does not know what a fishing rod is. |
| − | * Fox has been reported sometimes considering knuckle tattoos that say “POGG HERS,” but has stated her wife would not let her. | + | *Fox has been reported sometimes considering knuckle tattoos that say “POGG HERS,” but has stated her wife would not let her. |
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
Revision as of 08:08, 28 February 2021
Hahn Fox is a lineup player for the Hellmouth Sunbeams. Fox joined the Sunbeams during the Season 6 election and has previously played for the Boston Flowers and the Miami Dale.
Official League Records
Fox joined Internet League Blaseball as a member of the Miami Dale at the beginning of Season 1. Fox was the strongest lineup player for the Dale throughout her tenure, with a batting rating, and was tied for the strongest Dale player with pitcher Rivers Clembons until Clembons was swapped with an Alternate during the Season 4 election.
On Season 6, Day 80, Fox was hit with Feedback which resulted in a swap with Beck Whitney. Fox then played for the Boston Flowers for the remainder of Season 6.
During the Season 6 Election, the Hellmouth Sunbeams received the Vulture blessing, which stole Fox from the Flowers and sent back Alaynabella Hollywood.
During the Season 7 Election, the Hellmouth Sunbeams received the Stickum blessing, which increased Fox's Defense from to .[1]
During the Season 9 Election the Hellmouth Sunbeams received the Mutually Arising blessing, which increased Fox's batting from to .
During the Season 10 Election the Sunbeams received the Sharing Signs blessing, which increased Fox's batting to after losing stars to siphoning throughout the season.
During the Coffee Cup, Fox played for Cream & Sugar United as a lineup player.
Fox currently holds the ILB record for career RBI, with 734 runs batted in.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Career
Fox, often referred to as "The Dale Sweetheart" or "The Wild Low Sweetheart", has been consistently described by teammates—both past and present—as dependable, a powerhouse, and "a rock" of her team.
While her own skill on the field is impressive, Fox has a particular talent for nudging and uplifting her teammates to ever-greater heights. For instance, in Game 99 of Season 6, Hahn batted in Nic Winkler and Castillo Turner, tying the game at 11-11 and allowing Moses Mason to win the game for the Flowers in the 10th inning. Although Mason may have batted in the final run, the Flowers never would have gotten the chance if not for Fox.
Sandoval Crossing, Fox's co-strategist on the Sunbeams team has said of Fox, "she's why we've actually got our act together of late. We're regularly making the playoffs now, instead of being bottom of the division—and there's no way in Sol we'd be here without her."
After a season or two to grow accustomed to playing with the Sunbeams, living in Hellmouth, and cheerfully taking on every responsibility she could, Fox began to gain a better sense of her teammates' individual strengths. She now forms the core of the Sunbeams' strategy team, alongside Crossing and Nerd Pacheco. Crossing and Fox schedule weekly strategy meetings in a designated room inside Sigmund Castillo, to settle in with smoothies and game footage to talk tactics. Her improved understanding of her teammates has also given her extraordinary skill at delegating tasks among the team to ensure the work is done, and done well.
Adjustment and Adaptations to Hellmouth
After moving to the Hellmouth at the end of the Season 6 elections, she Adapted bioluminescence. Fox's Adaptation(s) is/are a point of speculation among researchers into the phenomenon, as Adaptations are generally understood to aid a permanent resident in surviving the everyday horrors of Hellmouth. As it is unknown how bioluminescence would help one better survive the Hellmouth, experts believe Fox gained an additional, less-tangible, Adaptation.
Fox herself is unsure what such an Adaptation might entail, expressing the following in an interview:
I can't really say I noticed major changes when I moved [...] Crayons—sorry, Priya—Priya thinks my new freckles are cute, sure, but changes that made living here easier? Not really? It's a delightfully weird place, sure, I'm really looking forward to going with Priya to check out Living Horse Point next Siesta, but hostile? Unwelcome? Even the bone-shattering voice that I first heard when I came to Hellmouth wanted to "have a pleasant stay." That's normal, right?[2]
In spite of Fox's personal views, incongruously normal activity (or occasionally, a tamping-down of Hellmouth-typical anomalous activity) is a repeated occurrence around the batter. Notable non-incidents include:
- The comings and goings of Hahn Fox's wife, Priya Fox
- Hahn Fox's backyard pool
- Hahn Fox's lunch[3]
- The safe capture and transport of a tentacular voidbeast encamped on the Solarium's third base by "Wildlife Rescue" (see below)
Such non-happenings and more have made Fox the subject of polite fascination among Adaptation enthusiasts, leading to a documentary made about her day-to-day life in Hellmouth.
Personal Life
Fox's nickname, "The Dale Sweetheart", came from her maintaining sobriety amongst the cafecito-ridden team culture of the Dale. Hahn has a brand endorsement deal with Diet Mlountain Dew, and promotes it as an alternative to cafecito culture. The ads feature the slogans, "A Home Run for Sobriety", "Tickles Your Brainstem, But Gently", and "Parté with Aspartamé".
Fox is a member-founder of the Party Animals.
Fox was married during Season 1 to Priya Fox, Tot Fox's third cousin, and took her name. The reception has been ranked as the 7th most influential Dale/Breckenridge Jazz Hands matchup. True to form, the Dale Sweetheart maintains positive relationships with her in-laws both on and off the field.
Fox founded the first definitely-real wildlife rescue center in Hellmouth, after a not-quite-incident involving an exofauna in the Solarium. The creature was initially discovered by Nerd Pacheco and Sandoval Crossing, who were debating how to deal with it while Fox Googill-searched a local wildlife rescue. Despite Pacheco's insistence that no such service existed,[4] Individuals did promptly arrive and safely relocate the creature. Fox decided to organize a proper rescue center and wildlife hospital after Pacheco tried to trace the number Fox dialed, and his phone turned to slag when attempting to call it.
Fox's squiddish appearance has prompted speculation that she may be an avatar, incarnation, descendant, or feeding appendage of The Monitor.
Trivia[5]
- Owns a really cool sword. Her wife gave it to her.
- Fox has 1000+ hours logged in Sltardew Vlalley, and is not married yet. Initially she didn’t want to cheat on her wife, but after Priya’s insistence it was okay, she is now committed to a slow-burn.
- Fox often plays legally distinct ttrpgs with her wife and her wife’s friends. Her favorite kind of character to play is either a bard or any cool girl with a sword as long as she can romance her wife (often the GM) in game.
- It is not uncommon to find Fox diving in the “Colorado River” Reemergence as she is the only person able to do this. She often brings her wife.
- Fox often catches wild fish and game from the upper Colorado River and Hellmouth Falls for fun. Due to her wife's suggestion she now donates these to HCC professors to study. This includes frictionless sharks because, despite the professors' best efforts, they always slip away. Fox does not know what a fishing rod is.
- Fox has been reported sometimes considering knuckle tattoos that say “POGG HERS,” but has stated her wife would not let her.
Gallery
Rare Pixel variant. Discovered by @MrMEGATRUCK
work by @angrygnomeart
by @artplebe
hahn by @churgalax
By @Glempy
Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
Hahn Fox and Wyatt Quitter by @Fancymancer
Hahn Fox, Alaynabella Hollywood and Beck Whitney at the Boston Tea Party during Season 7 by MariDraws
Alaynabella Hollywood & Hahn Fox at Hlomecoming by @Fancymancer
Hahn in casual wear, by @_pysics
Sunbeams fashion crimes by @larkiiiine
Fashion Hahn by @Fancymancer
by @larkiiiine
Hahn and her wife Priya Fox in Hahn's pool by Ash
References
- ↑ This change was not reflected in the Season 7 Election Results. Stickum was only applied to pitchers when it should have been the entire roster. Seemingly as consolation, three Sunbeams' batters were given a 1 star increase in defense.
- ↑ Nope.
- ↑ Bread sliced in Hellmouth normally screams as it is cut, a fact Fox claims to only have learned after bringing her own hastily-made sandwich one time to batting practice with the rest of the team.
- ↑ "Wildlife rescue" in Hellmouth generally refers to rescuing people from wildlife, usually with limited success.
- ↑ Hahn Fox has requested that the inclusion of her wife in any and all statements made about her, regardless of subject.
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| Buried | Boudicca Midcentury · Doc Anice | |
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| Stats | Season | 1 |
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| Circuit | Gamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4 | |
| Ballpark | Lower Moab Scenic Overlook Field | |
| Community Lore | ||
| Staff | Sol · Monsieur Bean · JEFF! · Dead Tom · The Man Who Owns All the Teeth · Priya Fox · Determination Montgomery | |
| Places | Hellmouth · Hellmouth Anti-Tourism Board · Shadow Moabbey · Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Café · Arches National Plark | |
| History | Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams' History · The Solympic Flame · Adaptation · HELIOLATRY · Cuisine of Hellmouth | |
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
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