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'''Declan Suzanne''' is a lineup player for the [[Chicago Firefighters]]. Suzanne has been with the Firefighters since the start of [[Internet League Blaseball]]. Suzanne is currently in the Shadows.
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a player for the [[Baltimore Crabs]], and has been with the team since [[Fall Ball]]. Suzanne has played for the [[Chicago Firefighters]].
  
 
==Official League Record==
 
==Official League Record==
In [[Season 3]], Day 77, Suzanne had an allergic reaction to a peanut, dropping their rating from 3 stars to 2 stars. However, at the end of Season 3, the blessing '''[[Season 3#Blessings 2|Performance Enhancing Demons]]''' brought Suzanne's rating back up to 3 stars.
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Suzanne joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Chicago Firefighters]] with {{BetaSeason|1| the Return of Blaseball}}.
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In {{BetaSeason|3}}, Day 77, Suzanne swallowed a stray [[Peanuts|peanut]] and had an [[Peanuts (weather)#Reactions|allergic]] reaction, dropping their rating from 3 stars to 2 stars. However, at the end of Season 3, the blessing '''{{BetaSeason|3#Blessings 2|Performance Enhancing Demons}}''' brought Suzanne's rating back up to 3 stars.
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On {{BetaSeason|5}}, Day 112, Suzanne swallowed a stray [[Peanuts|peanut]] and had an [[Peanuts (weather)#Reactions|allergic]] reaction, dropping their rating from 3 stars to 1.5 stars.
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As a result of the '''Katamari''' [[blessing]] won by the Firefighters in the {{BetaSeason|5#Election%20Results|@ election}}, Suzanne's defense rating increased by {{Star Rating|1}}.
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On {{BetaSeason|7}}, Day 25, Suzanne siphoned some of [[Boston Flowers]] batter [[Gloria Bugsnax]]' defensive ability in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather, bringing it from {{Star Rating|2}} to {{Star Rating|2.5}}. During the {{BetaSeason|7#Election Results|@ elections}}, Suzanne received a [[Armor|Fireproof Jacket]] from [[Oliver Mueller]], via the {{BetaSeason|7#Blessings|'''Hand-Me Downs'''}} blessing, becoming {{ModLink|Fireproof}}. (The Jacket would later be lost, along with all other [[Discipline Era]] items across the league, at the beginning of {{BetaSeason|15}}.)
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On {{BetaSeason|12}}, Day 42, Suzanne swallowed a stray [[Peanuts|peanut]] and had an [[Peanuts (weather)#Reactions|allergic]] reaction, resulting in a combined {{Star Change|5.5|2.8}} stat decrease.
  
On [[Season 5]], Day 112, Suzanne had an allergic reaction to a peanut, dropping their rating from 3 stars to 1.5 stars.  
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During the {{BetaSeason|12#Election%20Results|@ Elections}}, Suzanne retreated to the Firefighters' [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Mags Banananana]] as a result of the Firefighters' '''{{BetaSeason|12#Wills|Foreshadow}}''' will, resulting in a combined {{Star Change|2.9|3.9}} stat increase.
  
As a result of the '''Katamari''' [[blessing]] won by the Firefighters in the [[Season 5#Election%20Results|Season 5 election]], Suzanne's defense rating increased by {{Star Rating|1}}.
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During the {{BetaSeason|17#Election Results|@ elections}}, Suzanne's star ratings were completely randomized as a result of the {{BetaSeason|17#Blessings|'''On Deck'''}} blessing, resulting in Suzanne becoming an {{ModLink|Alternate}}, and a combined {{Star Change|3.9|10.4}} stat increase.
  
On [[Season 7]], Day 25, Suzanne siphoned some of [[Boston Flowers]] batter [[Gloria Bugsnax]]' defensive ability in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather, bringing it from {{Star Rating|2}} to {{Star Rating|2.5}}.
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During the {{BetaSeason|21#Election Results|@ elections}}, Suzanne recieved the {{modLink|Negative}} as a result of the {{BetaSeason|21#Blessing|'''Darkside Flip'''}} blessing.
  
[[Season 7#Election Results|Later in Season 7]], Suzanne received a [[Armor|Fireproof Jacket]] from [[Oliver Mueller]] via the blessing '''Hand-Me Downs'''.
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During the December 9, 2022 [[Fall Ball]], Suzanne fell to the [[Baltimore Crabs]].  
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On [[Season 12]], day 42, Suzanne swallowed a [[Peanuts|peanut]] and suffered an allergic reaction, reducing their batting and defense by {{Star Rating|1}} and dropping their baserunning to 0.
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==Fan Works==
  
During the [[Season 12#Election%20Results|Season 12 Elections]], Suzanne retreated to the Shadows in exchange for [[Mags Banananana]] as a result of the [[Wills|Foreshadow]] Will.
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===Fanfiction===
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''<small>For more fanfiction, see the [https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Declan%20Suzanne/works Declan Suzanne tag] on AO3.</small>''
  
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*[https://archiveofourown.org/works/28414134 No Excuses] by waltztangocache - Declan Suzanne has dinner with his mom and sisters.
  
==Fan Art==
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=== Music ===
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Declan Suzanne is the focus of the following song(s):
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* [https://thegarages.bandcamp.com/track/shutout shutout] by the garages
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===Fanart===
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File:Declan suzanne png processed.png|Art by Fen @sublimemarch on [https://twitter.com/sublimemarch Twitter].
 
File:Declan suzanne png processed.png|Art by Fen @sublimemarch on [https://twitter.com/sublimemarch Twitter].
 
File:Declan Suzanne.gif|Declan Suzanne is from Chicago
 
File:Declan Suzanne.gif|Declan Suzanne is from Chicago
File:Dsuzanne.png|by [https://twitter.com/_waalkr @_waalkr]
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File:Dsuzanne.png|by '''[https://twitter.com/_waalkr @_waalkr]'''
File:These idiots gay! good for them good for them.jpg|Declan Suzanne & [[Tillman Henderson]] by {{Twitter|name=Flamierrr}}
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File:These idiots gay! good for them good for them.jpg|Declan & [[Tillman Henderson|Tillman]]<br />by {{Twitter|name=Flamierrr}}
File:Blaseball art by @ waalkr 13.png|Fashion Declan by [https://twitter.com/_waalkr @_waalkr]
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File:Blaseball art by @ waalkr 11.jpg|[[Goobie Ballson|Goobie]] is very comforting<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/_waalkr/status/1328101561831223298?s=20 @_waalkr]'''
File:Blaseball art by @ waalkr 11.jpg|[[Goobie Ballson|Goobie]] is very comforting by [https://twitter.com/_waalkr @_waalkr]
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File:Art by waalkr 39.png|Declan and Caleb face studies<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/_waalkr/status/1332805357085847555?s=20 @_waalkr]'''
File:Blaseball art by @ waalkr 05.png|Declan and [[Socks Maybe|Socks]] fight by [https://twitter.com/_waalkr @_waalkr]
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File:Blaseball art by @ waalkr 05.png|Declan and [[Socks Maybe|Socks]] fight<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/_waalkr @_waalkr]'''
File:Art by @ waalkr 35.png|Heartbroken Declan by [https://twitter.com/_waalkr @_waalkr]
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File:Art by waalkr 37.png|Declan and the gang visit the local grandmas by '''[https://twitter.com/_waalkr @_waalkr]'''
File:Art by @ waalkr 12.png|Socks does NOT like Declan by [https://twitter.com/_waalkr @_waalkr]
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File:MiniDeclan.png|Mini-Blaseballer<br />by '''[http://miniblaseball.surge.sh/ @HetreaSky]'''
File:Art by waalkr 01.png|Cursed by [https://twitter.com/_waalkr @_waalkr]
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File:Art by @ waalkr 12.png|Socks does NOT like Declan<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/_waalkr/status/1316593692300500992?s=20 @_waalkr]'''
File:Art by waalkr 31.png|Braided by [[Caleb Alvarado|Caleb]] by [https://twitter.com/_waalkr @_waalkr]
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File:So theres this gamestop employee.jpg|Declan by '''[https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/status/1334180531630587909?s=20 @glassgoblin]'''
File:Art by waalkr 37.png|Declan and the gang visit the local grandmas by [https://twitter.com/_waalkr @_waalkr]
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File:Art by @ waalkr 35.png|Heartbroken Declan<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/_waalkr/status/1322305489733144577?s=20 @_waalkr]'''
File:Art by waalkr 39.png|Declan and Caleb face studies by [https://twitter.com/_waalkr @_waalkr]
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File:Declan and Tillman.png|alt=A drawing of Tillman Henderson and Declan Suzanne. They are sitting in an empty parking lot. Tillman is squatting and has his arms wrapped around Declan, tugging Declan’s jacket that he is wearing so that it wraps around both of them. Declan is hiding his face in Tillman’s shoulder. /end image description|by '''[https://twitter.com/necromngo/status/1330265025077006341?s=20 @necromngo]'''
File:MiniDeclan.png|Mini-Blaseballer by [http://miniblaseball.surge.sh/ @HetreaSky]
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File:What 3 peanuts does to a mf'er.png|by '''[https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/status/1367158040445804545?s=20 @glassgoblin]'''
File:So theres this gamestop employee.jpg|Declan by [https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/status/1334180531630587909?s=20 @glassgoblin]
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File:Blaseball art by @ waalkr 13.png|Fashion Declan<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/_waalkr/status/1339960314733989895?s=20 @_waalkr]'''
File:Declan Suzanne and Edric Tosser.jpg|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
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File:Declan Suzanne and Edric Tosser.jpg|alt=A drawing of Declan Suzanne and Edric Tosser. Declan is facing profile right looking at Edric. Declan has one arm down at his side, and their left arm is lifted up so that they cup their neck with their hand. Declan is wearing a large red and white jacket and hot pink cat ear headphones, and his dark hair is pulled into a bun. Edric is wearing a blue hoodie and their mohawk mullet is dyed a muted pink color at the tips. They gripping one of the sides of Declan’s jacket with his right hand, and is making eye contact with Declan while grinning. Above them is a block of text from tumblr user themanslayer which says, \“Say this with me. Manifest it. Make it real. \‘I am not harmed by fire or explosives.\’ Say that outloud. Remember it. The only thing that’s stopping you is your own head. Never stop grinding.\” /end image description|''“Say this with me. Manifest it. Make it real.”''<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/necromngo/status/1338684405859057666?s=20 @necromngo]'''
File:Declan and Tillman.png|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
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File:Art by waalkr 31.png|Braided by [[Caleb Alvarado|Caleb]]<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/_waalkr/status/1335326861270929410?s=20 @_waalkr]'''
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File:Declan Suzanne of Catboy headphones fame.png|alt=A bust drawing of Declan Suzanne. He is facing profile right with his eyes closed and a wide smile. His brown hair is pulled into a loose low-ish bun, and he has slight stubble on his chin. He is wearing hot pink cat-ear headphones, a grey shirt, and a large red and white jacket with a flame decal on it. The background is a slightly darker pink than the headphones. /end image description|by '''[https://twitter.com/necromngo/status/1323136000583819265?s=20 @necromngo]'''
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File:Edric Tosser and Declan Suzanne Vibing Together.png|alt=A digital drawing of Edric Tosser and Declan Suzanne. They both tied their hoodie strings together and have pulled against each other to close the hoodie part of their jackets shut around their heads. Edric is wearing a blue sweatshirt with a high school logo on it, while Declan has a Minecraft Creeper decal on the front of their hoodie. They are both standing up. /end image description|Declan & [[Edric Tosser|Edric]] vibin'<br />by [https://twitter.com/necromngo/status/1326339069379452928?s=20 '''@necromngo''']
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File:Art by waalkr 01.png|Cursed by [https://twitter.com/_waalkr '''@_waalkr''']
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File:Ace of Pentacles 🃏 Declan Suzanne.jpg|alt=Declan Suzanne depicted in red and blue as the ace of pentacles.|''Ace of Pentacles''<br />by [https://twitter.com/birbteef/status/1490505349870333953 '''@birbteef''']
 
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Latest revision as of 02:11, 23 February 2023

Declan Suzanne is a player for the Baltimore Crabs, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Suzanne has played for the Chicago Firefighters.

Official League Record

Suzanne joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Chicago Firefighters with the Return of Blaseball.

In Season β3, Day 77, Suzanne swallowed a stray peanut and had an allergic reaction, dropping their rating from 3 stars to 2 stars. However, at the end of Season 3, the blessing Performance Enhancing Demons brought Suzanne's rating back up to 3 stars.

On Season β5, Day 112, Suzanne swallowed a stray peanut and had an allergic reaction, dropping their rating from 3 stars to 1.5 stars.

As a result of the Katamari blessing won by the Firefighters in the Season β5 election, Suzanne's defense rating increased by .

On Season β7, Day 25, Suzanne siphoned some of Boston Flowers batter Gloria Bugsnax' defensive ability in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from to . During the Season β7 elections, Suzanne received a Fireproof Jacket from Oliver Mueller, via the Hand-Me Downs blessing, becoming Fireproof. (The Jacket would later be lost, along with all other Discipline Era items across the league, at the beginning of Season β15.)

On Season β12, Day 42, Suzanne swallowed a stray peanut and had an allergic reaction, resulting in a combined 5.5 2.8 stat decrease.

During the Season β12 Elections, Suzanne retreated to the Firefighters' Shadows in exchange for Mags Banananana as a result of the Firefighters' Foreshadow will, resulting in a combined 2.9 3.9 stat increase.

During the Season β17 elections, Suzanne's star ratings were completely randomized as a result of the On Deck blessing, resulting in Suzanne becoming an Alternate, and a combined 3.9 10.4 stat increase.

During the Season β21 elections, Suzanne recieved the Negative as a result of the Darkside Flip blessing.

During the December 9, 2022 Fall Ball, Suzanne fell to the Baltimore Crabs.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

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History

Declan Suzanne, unfortunately, grew up in Schaumburg, Illinois. As a child, he became very attached to his XBox; as such, he is rarely seen without either it, an XBox controller, or a pink gaming headset with sequined cat ears. About two weeks after getting his XBox, Suzanne was admitted to the hospital for fear that he had consumed an illegal and unholy amount of Mountain Dew Code Red.

Suzanne frequently attends conventions, including Dashcon, where he was drawn by the promise of one of his favorite game developers attending. However, the developer cancelled their panel last-minute. He may or may not have urinated in the ball pit, mistaking it for a strangely-placed latrine. Photographic evidence is unfortunately lacking. Suzanne has refused to comment on the matter, saying that he is under advisement from legal counsel to not give any statements, despite having never been seen in the presence of a lawyer. The event was, allegedly, the happiest moment of his life, besides when he got his XBox.

After self-publishing a series of critically panned blaseball-themed romance novels, Suzanne found himself at Flyre Festival. He had inadvertently fallen asleep on an inflatable raft on the Chicago River, clutching his XBox console to his chest. He floated all the way down the Mississippi and ended up in the Gulf of Mexico, where ocean currents carried him to the Flyre Festival. Lacking an invitation, he intended to leave. But, when he heard the name of the festival, he was compelled to stay, convinced that there was a fire that needed to be extinguished. This semi-heroic action, if bumbling and misinformed, was what put him on the radar of Internet League of Blaseball recruiters, and his attempts to put out attendees’ campfires confirmed his recruitment as a Chicago Firefighter.

He always appears both on and off the field with his sword, whose name he says is a powerful secret, but it is apparent that it's just a sword he bought from the flea market. The batting coaches often get angry at Suzanne during practice, as he stands around swinging his sword and making "whoosh" sounds instead of doing batting practice. He insists in interviews that he is not disappointed that fans respect his sword's privacy and don't want to know more about it.

Suzanne steadfastly refuses to pay full price for anything, often annoying teammates by asking to borrow money and asking to sleep on their couch. All the Firefighters team members have to keep their things locked up because Suzanne is always borrowing and then losing them. Suzanne even stole a peanut from Baby Triumphant, a literal child, and even after having an anaphylactic reaction did it again thinking it wouldn't happen a second time.

Suzanne can often be found after Firefighters games hitchhiking home from the stadium or rooting through the lost and found to find items to sell on eBay. Suzanne distrusts banks, and keeps all of his money rolled up in a fanny pack that he wears all the time; any time he removes the fanny pack, he seems to lose it, but he only has about $20 to his name at any given moment anyway. He once accidentally sold his fanny pack after finding it in the lost and found, but fortunately he sold it for a value equal to the money contained inside it. He then used this money to buy another fanny pack.

Suzanne's allergic reaction on Season 5 Day 112 was the source of much conflict among Firefighters fans. Some claimed that he stole the peanut from Baby Triumphant, commenting "Declan is the worst" and that "he KNEW he was allergic". Other fans claim that Suzanne heroically threw himself in the way of the peanut to save another Firefighter and that it was his sacrifice which allowed the Firefighters to become the Internet Series champions of Season 5. It should be his proudest moment as a Firefighter, but Suzanne insists he didn't see what happened.

Like all of us, he is from Chicago. His jersey number is 708.

Trivia

  • Suzanne doesn't seem to understand the concept of double plays; he claims he "loves them because they're such a great deal!" and seems confused when people are upset when he hits into them.
  • Suzanne has multiple self-published novels including One Strike Past Midnight, Two Strikes and You're In, and Three Strikes and You're Dead. They have all sold very poorly.
  • Suzanne is legally not associated with the Chicago towing company, Will’s Towing, after a botched attempt at being a spokesman that no one likes to talk about.
  • Suzanne is extremely unlucky even though he picks up every penny he finds.
  • Suzanne once had a book signing at the Fire House. No one showed up—including Suzanne.
  • Suzanne's favorite game is Fusion Frenzy.
  • Suzanne is no longer allowed at Navy Pier. He knows why.
  • Suzanne's fire axe is painted the same colors as the Minecraft diamond sword because it was the only way the coaches could convince him to bat.
  • Rivers Rosa has to constantly threaten to throw Suzanne's XBox in the river to get him to pay attention.
  • He was once awarded two Michelin stars, although they were later revoked due to crimes entirely unrelated to his own actions.

Fan Works

Fanfiction

For more fanfiction, see the Declan Suzanne tag on AO3.

  • No Excuses by waltztangocache - Declan Suzanne has dinner with his mom and sisters.

Music

Declan Suzanne is the focus of the following song(s):

Fanart