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| − | File:Cudi di batterino card .png|Art by | + | File:Cudi di batterino card .png|Art by [https://twitter.com/saltbuzzard @'''saltbuzzard''']. Template by Stonius Liftalonicus VI#7675. |
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File:Cudi and Lance candlewax.png|alt=Two digital bust drawings of Lance Serotonin, an afro-brazilian man, and Cudi di Batterino, a Japanese-brazilian man. Lance is wearing pink heart-shaped glasses and has dreadlocks made of candles, which are tied up into a bun. He is smiling and is holding up a peace sign with one hand. Cudi has green hair with shaved sides and has some band-aids on his face. He is looking doubtful or suspicious of something.|Cudi and [[Lance Serotonin]]. Art by [https://twitter.com/C4NDL3W4X/status/1342621784424771589?s=20 @'''C4NDL3W4X'''] | File:Cudi and Lance candlewax.png|alt=Two digital bust drawings of Lance Serotonin, an afro-brazilian man, and Cudi di Batterino, a Japanese-brazilian man. Lance is wearing pink heart-shaped glasses and has dreadlocks made of candles, which are tied up into a bun. He is smiling and is holding up a peace sign with one hand. Cudi has green hair with shaved sides and has some band-aids on his face. He is looking doubtful or suspicious of something.|Cudi and [[Lance Serotonin]]. Art by [https://twitter.com/C4NDL3W4X/status/1342621784424771589?s=20 @'''C4NDL3W4X'''] | ||
| − | File:Cudi di Batterino 510 Bust.png|alt=A black and white digital sketch of a bust of Cudi di Batterino, who is Japanese-Brazilian. He has a sideshave with long hair on the top of his head, a band-aid on his cheek, and a high-necked coat with an arrow on it.|Art by [https://twitter.com/510five_ ''' | + | File:Cudi di Batterino 510 Bust.png|alt=A black and white digital sketch of a bust of Cudi di Batterino, who is Japanese-Brazilian. He has a sideshave with long hair on the top of his head, a band-aid on his cheek, and a high-necked coat with an arrow on it.|Art by [https://twitter.com/510five_ @'''510five_'''] |
| − | File:Cudi di Batterino 510 Full.png|alt=A digital fullbody drawing of Cudi, who is a Japanese-Brazilian person with one knee-down prosthetic leg. He is wearing a cropped lift jersey, bright pink pants, and one pink fingerless glove. He is standing in a cocky stance and smiling as he holds his bat over his shoulder and gives the peace sign.|Art by [https://twitter.com/510five_ ''' | + | File:Cudi di Batterino 510 Full.png|alt=A digital fullbody drawing of Cudi, who is a Japanese-Brazilian person with one knee-down prosthetic leg. He is wearing a cropped lift jersey, bright pink pants, and one pink fingerless glove. He is standing in a cocky stance and smiling as he holds his bat over his shoulder and gives the peace sign.|Art by [https://twitter.com/510five_ @'''510five_'''] |
| − | File:Cudi di squidderino c4ndl3w4x.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Di Batterino, who has a shaggy head of blue hair with an undercut, a bandage on his neck, and a Lift jersey. He now has squid pupils and is looking at the viewer with a worried grin. The side of the drawing shows a picture of his Squiddish Glove Item, which has fused with his hand so that his hand is blue, lumpy with squid arms fusing with his skin, and a squid eye right in the center of the palm.|Squiddish Di Batterino after returning to the Lift, by [https://twitter.com/C4NDL3W4X ''' | + | File:Cudi di squidderino c4ndl3w4x.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Di Batterino, who has a shaggy head of blue hair with an undercut, a bandage on his neck, and a Lift jersey. He now has squid pupils and is looking at the viewer with a worried grin. The side of the drawing shows a picture of his Squiddish Glove Item, which has fused with his hand so that his hand is blue, lumpy with squid arms fusing with his skin, and a squid eye right in the center of the palm.|Squiddish Di Batterino after returning to the Lift, by [https://twitter.com/C4NDL3W4X @'''C4NDL3W4X'''] |
| − | File:Cudi Di Batterino 510five shelled.png|alt=A digital sketch of a giant peanut sitting on the ground. A partyhat has been placed on the top, and confetti floats around as a single word, "help," comes from the shell. Next to the image, a screenshot shows the notification, "Cudi Di Batterino is Partying! A Flock of Birds are attracted to the Gym!" Below, another screenshot shows an image of Cudi's name on the lineup, partially covered by a red box with the word, "SHELLED."|Season 22 party in the peanut, by [https://twitter.com/510five_ ''' | + | File:Cudi Di Batterino 510five shelled.png|alt=A digital sketch of a giant peanut sitting on the ground. A partyhat has been placed on the top, and confetti floats around as a single word, "help," comes from the shell. Next to the image, a screenshot shows the notification, "Cudi Di Batterino is Partying! A Flock of Birds are attracted to the Gym!" Below, another screenshot shows an image of Cudi's name on the lineup, partially covered by a red box with the word, "SHELLED."|Season 22 party in the peanut, by [https://twitter.com/510five_ @'''510five_'''] |
| − | File:Cuddib ENTANGLED.png|alt=a black and white digital drawing of a cross section of a peanut with a stylized black hole in the background. the peanut contains cudi di batterino, a fat butch japanese-argentine woman who is wearing a lift uniform. he is upside down, his legs are bent to fit in the cramped shell, and his arms, one of which has squid suckers and a squid eye on his palm, push out on on the side facing the viewer. his hair has grown into the shell, and the fibrous strands fill the empty spaces and tangle with his limbs. he grimaces with eyes are filled in with the darkness of the black hole behind him.|Di Batterino, shelled and entangled in a black hole following the events of Season 24. | + | File:Cuddib ENTANGLED.png|alt=a black and white digital drawing of a cross section of a peanut with a stylized black hole in the background. the peanut contains cudi di batterino, a fat butch japanese-argentine woman who is wearing a lift uniform. he is upside down, his legs are bent to fit in the cramped shell, and his arms, one of which has squid suckers and a squid eye on his palm, push out on on the side facing the viewer. his hair has grown into the shell, and the fibrous strands fill the empty spaces and tangle with his limbs. he grimaces with eyes are filled in with the darkness of the black hole behind him.|Di Batterino, shelled and entangled in a black hole following the events of Season 24. By [https://twitter.com/saltbuzzard/status/1451277836384444422 @'''saltbuzzard'''] |
| − | File:Cuddib begrossbekind.png|alt=a blue and white digital line drawing of cudi di batterino, a fat muscular japanese-argentine butch woman with heavy scarring on his face and arms, a lip piercing, and two cartilage piercings on one ear. one eye is clouded and blind, and the inner side of his arms have squid suckers. he wears a sleeveless hoodie with the words be gross be kind, and his hair is long and worn in a half bun. he smiles, relaxed, as he looks to the side.|Di Batterino on the Canada Moist Talkers. | + | File:Cuddib begrossbekind.png|alt=a blue and white digital line drawing of cudi di batterino, a fat muscular japanese-argentine butch woman with heavy scarring on his face and arms, a lip piercing, and two cartilage piercings on one ear. one eye is clouded and blind, and the inner side of his arms have squid suckers. he wears a sleeveless hoodie with the words be gross be kind, and his hair is long and worn in a half bun. he smiles, relaxed, as he looks to the side.|Di Batterino on the Canada Moist Talkers. By [https://twitter.com/saltbuzzard/status/1462100424102612992 @'''saltbuzzard'''] |
| − | File:Cuddib sitting.png|alt=a digital line drawing of cudi di batterino sitting and crossing his arms as he grins a lopsided grin. his left leg is amputated above the knee. he wears a beanie, sleeveless shirt, and cargo shorts.| | + | File:Cuddib sitting.png|alt=a digital line drawing of cudi di batterino sitting and crossing his arms as he grins a lopsided grin. his left leg is amputated above the knee. he wears a beanie, sleeveless shirt, and cargo shorts.|By [https://twitter.com/saltbuzzard/status/1462100424102612992 @'''saltbuzzard'''] |
| − | File:Cuddib bactus.png|alt=a fullbody digital line drawing of cudi di batterino wearing his lift uniform and holding a bat made from a cactus in both his hands. his hair is up in a bun, and he has an above-knee sports prosthetic leg.|Di Batterino in Season 22, temporarily back to batting. | + | File:Cuddib bactus.png|alt=a fullbody digital line drawing of cudi di batterino wearing his lift uniform and holding a bat made from a cactus in both his hands. his hair is up in a bun, and he has an above-knee sports prosthetic leg.|Di Batterino in Season 22, temporarily back to batting. By [https://twitter.com/saltbuzzard/status/1462100424102612992 @'''saltbuzzard'''] |
| + | File:Cuddib crosslegged.png|alt=a colored digital line drawing of cudi di batterino, a fat muscular japanese-argentinian butch woman with a single above-knee amputation. his greying hair is pulled back in a bun, and he has a lip piercing and two cartilage piercings on one ear. his left shoulder and right arm are partially colored with mottled blue, and the underside of that arm has a slight pattern resembling that of squid suckers. he sits on the ground and crosses his arms as he looks towards the viewer out of the corner of his eye.|Di Batterino in the late Expansion Era, by [https://twitter.com/saltbuzzard @'''saltbuzzard'''] | ||
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Revision as of 20:07, 3 June 2022
Cudi Di Batterino is a pitcher for the Tokyo Lift, and has been with the team since the Season 21 elections. Di Batterino has played for the Canada Moist Talkers.
Official League Records
Di Batterino joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Tokyo Lift during the Season 10 elections, after the Ascension of the Baltimore Crabs.
During the Coffee Cup, Di Batterino played for Club de Calf as a pitcher.
On Season 12, Day 6, Di Batterino swallowed a peanut and had an allergic reaction, resulting in a combined 12.1 → 7.4 stat decrease.
During the Season 13 elections, Di Batterino retreated to the Lift's Shadows in exchange for Engine Eberhardt as a result of the Lift's Foreshadow will, resulting in a combined 7.4 → 8.6 stat increase.
During the Season 14 elections, Di Batterino rejoined the Lift's pitching rotation in exchange for Val Hitherto as a result of the Lift's Foreshadow will.
On Season 15, Day 95, Di Batterino entered Party Time with the Lift. During the remainder of the Season, Di Batterino partied 1 time, resulting in a combined 8.6 → 10 stat increase.
During the Season 17 elections, Di Batterino's pitching was increased 3.1 → 4.2 and batting decreased 2.3 → 1.9 as a result of the Lift's Transfuse will.
During the Season 18 elections, Di Batterino gained the Intuitive modification as a result of the A Natural blessing.
On Season 19, Day 1, Di Batterino siphoned some of Jazz Hands hitter Zippy DeShields's pitching ability in a game with Blooddrain weather, resulting in a 4.2 → 4.8 increase in pitching. Di Batterino was traded to the Canada Moist Talkers in exchange for Goobie Ballson during the Season 19 election via the Moist Talkers' Equivalent Exchange will.
On Season 20, Day 79, Di Batterino retreated to the Moist Talkers' Shadows in exchange for Beasley Gloom as a result of Gleek Arena's Fax Machine.
On Season 21, Day 45, Di Batterino rejoined the Moist Talkers' pitching rotation in exchange for Amos Melon via Gleek Arena's Fax Machine. Di Batterino was then traded to the Lift in exchange for Freemium Seraph during the Season 21 elections via the Lift's Equivalent Exchange will, becoming a lineup player in the process. This resulted in the first and only time Intuitive has activated, granting a 2.1 → 2.7 increase to batting.
On Season 22, Day 25, Di Batterino was 
in a game with Peanuts weather by Chicago Firefighters pitcher Peanutiel Duffy. On Day 76, Di Batterino entered Party Time with the Lift. During the remainder of the Season, Di Batterino partied 1 time, resulting in a combined 12.5 → 13.8 stat increase.
On Season 22, Day 104, Di Batterino retreated to the Lift's Shadows in exchange for Ankle Halifax at the Tokyo Fitness Center via the Ratified Voicemail. On Day 114, Di Batterino joined the Lift's pitching rotation in exchange for Uncle Plasma XIV as a result of the Tokyo Fitness Center's Fax Machine.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Box of Cudi Di Batterino Files
- Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-1667 and start reading...
The waters beyond this point are uncharted, tales from distant shores echoed back into our reality.
Background
The following accounts can be traced to a single leather-bound journal originally found in a locked wooden chest alongside a sextant-like device of indeterminate origin and a shell that matches no known species of mollusc. The chest was located in a storage room in the Legscraper’s lower levels that was described as “smelling faintly of the sea”. Subsequent attempts to locate and navigate to said room have been unsuccessful thus far. The journal details the exploits of the crew of a large sailing vessel, The Tokyo Adrift, descriptions of which are largely consistent with mid-17th century galleons.
With The Tokyo Adrift
Cudi Di Batterino, latest in a long line of highly esteemed privateers, was slated to inherit a family vessel and take over as its captain. He instead opted to stowaway in the grandest ship he could find docked nearby, inadvertently beginning his career as a crewmember aboard The Tokyo Adrift. The journal notes that Di Batterino was a steady hand aboard the ship, hardworking and reliable if a bit odd. Several entries describe him “speaking to himself in hushed tones” but perhaps even stranger is the fact that “whispered replies from unfamiliar voices” were occasionally heard in response. Further accounts from other crew members describe cold spots around Di Batterino’s hammock. In one incident, Di Batterino finished a job in the lower decks meant for five men by himself in half the time. When questioned on how he achieved such results, he was quoted as responding, “Old family secret”.
One entry describes Cudi’s belief in an ethereal shark that follows him around. While the journal does not provide visual confirmation or evidence for the existence of said shark, an unnamed crewmate was quoted as saying “I called him crazy for throwin’ a piece of meat overboard but the bloody thing vanished before hitting the sea”. The entry concludes with the writer conceding that while they had yet to witness the shark themselves, stranger things have happened on the Immateria Seas.
Fan Works
Art by @saltbuzzard. Template by Stonius Liftalonicus VI#7675.
Art by @saltbuzzard.
Cudi and Lance Serotonin. Art by @C4NDL3W4X
Art by @510five_
Art by @510five_
Squiddish Di Batterino after returning to the Lift, by @C4NDL3W4X
Season 22 party in the peanut, by @510five_
Di Batterino, shelled and entangled in a black hole following the events of Season 24. By @saltbuzzard
Di Batterino on the Canada Moist Talkers. By @saltbuzzard
By @saltbuzzard
Di Batterino in Season 22, temporarily back to batting. By @saltbuzzard
Di Batterino in the late Expansion Era, by @saltbuzzard
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| Ballpark | Tokyo Fitness Center | |
| Community Lore | ||
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