Blessings

Blessings are statistical bonuses granted to a randomly selected player on a team, with each team chosen by lottery. Blaseball participants may vote on any blessings for their team during the entirety of a season. At the end of each season (after the postseason games), the benefactor of each blessing is announced and awarded, in descending order of win percentage.

More participants voting on a particular blessing for their team means that their team is more likely, but not guaranteed, to be awarded said blessing. This dynamic was especially evident in Season 2, when the San Francisco Lovers were awarded with one blessing despite having approximately 0% of that blessing's vote.

History of Blessings

Blessings awarded to each team are recorded in the articles for each Season.

• Season 1
• Season 2
• Season 3
• Season 4

Known Blessings

Name	In-Game Description	Season(s)
Team Boost	Your team goes to a team-building workshop. This will boost your team's stats overall by 6%.	1
Hitting Boost	Give your players cups of Yes Plz coffee. This will boost your team's hitting by 10%.	1
Pitching Boost	Your pitchers each grow an extra finger. This will boost your team's pitching by 10%.	1
Max Out Hitter	This will max out the hitting stats of a random hitter on your team.	1
Max Out Pitcher	This will max out the hitting stats of a random pitcher on your team.	1
Steal Best Hitter	This will steal the highest rated hitter in the league to your team.	1
Steal Best Pitcher	This will steal the highest rated pitcher in the league to your team.	1
Randomize Players	Your five worst players will be sent into deep hypnosis, randomizing their stats.	1
Performance Enhancing Demons	Mggoka match ng strike fm'latghor. Fm'latgh. +8% Team Overall	2, 3
Yes Plz!	Wake up your hitters with a cup of Yes Plz coffee. +10% Team Hitting	2
Pseudo-Thumbs	Pseudo-Thumbs burst from the skin on the opposite of your pitchers' hands. +10% Team Pitching	2, 3
Wind Sprints	Run. +15% Team Baserunning	2
The Rack	[cartilage and bone snapping] +15% Team Defense	2, 3, 4
Seduction	Swing Away. The best hitter in the league joins your team.	2
Defection	It's business. The best pitcher in the league joins your team.	2
Bloodlust	URRRRRRGGHHHHHH. Maxes the stats of a random player on your team.	2, 3
Gunblade Bat	A random hitter on your team will gain the Gunblade Bat, maxing out their hitting stats.	2
Literal Arm Cannon	A random pitcher on your team will gain an arm cannon, maxing out their pitching stats.	2
Soul Swap	They won't stop screaming. Randomizes your team's 5 worst players.	2
Blood Sacrifice	Your team sacrifices a fan from the stands. The Gods show favor. Your team will win all tiebreakers.	2
Anticapitalism, Brought To You By Friends At The Table	Your team will become fully anticapitalist.	3
Rigour Mortis	Stiff Limbs. -10% team baserunning to your team's division opponents.	3
Evil Wind Sprints	The Wind can be Evil. Run. +15% Team Baserunning	3, 4
Bloodlust	URRRRRRGGHHHHHH. Maxes the stats of a random player on your team.	3
Highway Robbery	The best player in the league joins your team.	3
Headhunter	The best hitter in your team's subleague (Good or Evil) joins your team.	3
Vulture	The best player in your team's division joins your team.	3
Pretty Plz?	Feed your hitters coffee grounds. Team hitting changes from -5% to +15%	3
Team-Building Exercise	Re-rolls your team's three worst players	3
Summoning Circle	Re-rolls your team's 3 worst hitters	3, 4
Exploratory Surgeries	Re-rolls your team's 3 worst pitchers	3, 4
Exile	Send your team's worst hitter to a random other team. Receive a random player back.	3
Go Away	Send your team's worst pitcher to a random team. Receive a random player back.	3
Solidarity	Improve your Team's Max Vibes by 15%	4
Keeping it Wavy, Presented by Friends at the Table	Improve your Team's Min Vibes by 15%	4
Getting in Their Heads (Literally)	Impair your Division opponents' Max Vibes by 7%	4
Questioning Their Every Decision	Just asking questions. Impair your Division opponents' Min Vibes by 7%	4
Precognition	Vision of things to come. Improve 3 random hitters on your team by one Star (20%)	4
Extra Elbows	Improve 3 random pitchers on your team by one Star (20%)	4
The Best Defense	Is good offense. Swap your best hitting pitcher into your lineup.	4
The Best Offense	Is good defense. Swap your best pitching hitter into your rotation.	4
Mutual Aid	Praxis. Swap the positions of your worst hitter and worst pitcher.	4
Non-Dominant Arms	Maybe try throwing with the other one? Team pitching changes anywhere from -5% to +15%	4
Grappling Hook	Item. A random player on your team gets improved Baserunning and Defense.	4
Mushroom	Item. A random player on your team becomes BIG. Increased Power, Max Vibe. Decreased Baserunning.	4

Mystery Blessings

After Season 1 blessings were awarded, Umpire Chaff announced two more blessings that "happened at the same time as the regular election but were not officially part of said election." The umpire then stated, "I've added these transactions to the site as public knowledge."

It is unclear if mystery blessings are a regular element of Blaseball; some participants have speculated that one partially-redacted rule in the Book of Blaseball might refer to these mystery blessings.

Name	In-Game Description	Season(s)
Mystery Defection	[Player A] mysteriously defected to [Team B]. [Player B] swapped to [Team A]. There's still no clear answer for why this happened.	1
Mysterious Improvement	[Player] mysteriously improved to [number] stars after being traded from [Team A] to [Team B]. An investigation may be incoming.	1

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