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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was a pitcher for the [[Baltimore Crabs]], and was with the team from the [[Season 16#Election_Results|Season 16 election]] until being incinerated on [[Season 17]], Day 2. Acevedo also played for the [[Seattle Garages]] and [[Ohio Worms]].
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was a pitcher for the [[Baltimore Crabs]], and was with the team from the {{BetaSeason|16#Election_Results|@ election}} until being incinerated on {{BetaSeason|17}}, Day 2. Acevedo also played for the [[Seattle Garages]] and [[Ohio Worms]].
  
 
==Official League Records==
 
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Acevedo joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Seattle Garages]] with [[Season 1|the Return of Blaseball]].
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Acevedo joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Seattle Garages]] with {{BetaSeason|1|the Return of Blaseball}}.
  
On [[Season 3]], Day 57, Acevedo hit a single at the bottom of the 9th which batted in a game-winning run. This closed out the second of three fully swept seasons against the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] and tied both teams' records for first place in the [[Chaotic Evil]] division.
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On {{BetaSeason|3}}, Day 57, Acevedo hit a single at the bottom of the 9th which batted in a game-winning run. This closed out the second of three fully swept seasons against the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] and tied both teams' records for first place in the [[Chaotic Evil]] division.
  
As a result of the [[Season 7#Election Results|Season 7 elections]], Acevedo was sent to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] while [[Oliver Notarobot]] was sent to the [[Seattle Garages]].  
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As a result of the {{BetaSeason|7#Election Results|@ elections}}, Acevedo was sent to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] while [[Oliver Notarobot]] was sent to the [[Seattle Garages]].  
  
On [[Season 9]], Day 10, Acevedo siphoned some of [[Unlimited Tacos]] batter [[Vito Kravitz]]'s hitting ability in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather. This raised Acevedo's star rating from {{Star Rating|1.0}} to {{Star Rating|1.5}}.
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On {{BetaSeason|9}}, Day 10, Acevedo siphoned some of [[Unlimited Tacos]] batter [[Vito Kravitz]]'s hitting ability in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather. This raised Acevedo's hitting from {{Star Rating|1.0}} to {{Star Rating|1.5}}.  
  
Acevedo was traded to the [[Ohio Worms]] in exchange for [[Enid Marlow]] during the [[Season 14#Election Results|Season 14 elections]] via the Worms' [[Season 14#Wills|'''Exchange''']] will, becoming a pitcher in the process.  
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On {{BetaSeason|10#Day X|@, Day X}}, Acevedo gained the {{ModLink|Flinch}} modification after the Crabs lost to [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS]]. Due to the Crabs' [[Ascension]], Acevedo was absent from the ILB from the {{BetaSeason|10#Election Results|@ elections}} until the [[Ascension#Descension|Descension]].
  
Acevedo was traded back to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] in exchange for [[Jacoby Podcast]] during the [[Season 15#Election_Results|Season 15 elections]] via the Worms' [[Season 15#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] will.  
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During the {{BetaSeason|12#Election Results|@ elections}}, Acevedo's defense was increased by {{Star Change|4.0|4.6}} as a result of the Crabs' {{BetaSeason|12#Blessings|'''The Rack'''}} blessing.
  
On [[Season 17]], Day 2, Acevedo was incinerated and replaced by [[Jon Halifax]].  
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Acevedo was traded to the [[Ohio Worms]] in exchange for [[Enid Marlow]] during the {{BetaSeason|14#Election Results|@ elections}} via the Worms' {{BetaSeason|14#Wills|'''Exchange'''}} will, becoming a pitcher in the process.
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Acevedo was traded back to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] in exchange for [[Jacoby Podcast]] during the {{BetaSeason|15#Election_Results|@ elections}} via the Worms' {{BetaSeason|15#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange'''}} will. Additionally, Acevedo's pitching was increased {{Star Change|2.1|3.4}} and batting decreased {{Star Change|3.6|3.3}} as a result of the Worms' {{BetaSeason|15#Wills|'''Transfuse'''}} will.
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On {{BetaSeason|17}}, Day 2, Acevedo was incinerated and replaced by [[Jon Halifax]].  
  
 
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Latest revision as of 00:19, 17 January 2023

Luis Acevedo was a pitcher for the Baltimore Crabs, and was with the team from the Season β16 election until being incinerated on Season β17, Day 2. Acevedo also played for the Seattle Garages and Ohio Worms.

Official League Records

Acevedo joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Seattle Garages with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season β3, Day 57, Acevedo hit a single at the bottom of the 9th which batted in a game-winning run. This closed out the second of three fully swept seasons against the Breckenridge Jazz Hands and tied both teams' records for first place in the Chaotic Evil division.

As a result of the Season β7 elections, Acevedo was sent to the Baltimore Crabs while Oliver Notarobot was sent to the Seattle Garages.

On Season β9, Day 10, Acevedo siphoned some of Unlimited Tacos batter Vito Kravitz's hitting ability in a game with Blooddrain weather. This raised Acevedo's hitting from to .

On Season β10, Day X, Acevedo gained the Flinch modification after the Crabs lost to THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS. Due to the Crabs' Ascension, Acevedo was absent from the ILB from the Season β10 elections until the Descension.

During the Season β12 elections, Acevedo's defense was increased by 4.0 4.6 as a result of the Crabs' The Rack blessing.

Acevedo was traded to the Ohio Worms in exchange for Enid Marlow during the Season β14 elections via the Worms' Exchange will, becoming a pitcher in the process.

Acevedo was traded back to the Baltimore Crabs in exchange for Jacoby Podcast during the Season β15 elections via the Worms' Equivalent Exchange will. Additionally, Acevedo's pitching was increased 2.1 3.4 and batting decreased 3.6 3.3 as a result of the Worms' Transfuse will.

On Season β17, Day 2, Acevedo was incinerated and replaced by Jon Halifax.

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Box of Luis Acevedo Files

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Contractual Gender Consumption

By reading this page, you have agreed to the terms and conditions that cede your gender over to Luis Acevedo for the purposes of consumption, and nothing else. Be advised that Luis Acevedo receives no nutritional benefit from eating your gender, and merely does it for splort. There will be no compensation. (See Clause One for compensation.) Please head to the Crabitat, the Wormhole, or the Big Garage in a timely manner. If you do not proceed to these locations in a timely manner, your gender will still be consumed. It is inevitable.

The ILB is not responsible for any side effects that come with the consumption of your gender, including the inability to be referred to using any pronouns, the loss of your name, or, in rare and occasionally fatal cases, the inability to be perceived by anyone with a concept of “gender.” If you have any complaints, simply stop having them, or report them to [email protected]. We will not get back to you.

Clause One: If compensation for consumption of gender is requested, you will receive a Luis Acevedo-patterned binder. There are no returns for this item. If you throw away this item, it will reappear back in your dresser. Feel free to sell it on E-Blay; however, it will be returned to you in four to seven business days.

On Death

On the event of Luis Acevedo’s death, a failsafe clause will be triggered that may result in a discharge of additional genders being kept by Mx Acevedo. The ILB is not responsible for the results of any “Gender Shrapnel” that may cause guests, players, or staff to gain or lose genders, and is not liable for any damage, insight, or internal revelations cause by the death of Mx. Acevedo.

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