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{{Player|team=[[Seattle Garages]]|status=Alive, Intact|rating=½ star|species=(Presumably) Immortal Being|nickname=Lewis, Louie, Hatsune Luis|pronouns=They/Them}}
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Luis Acevedo is a batter for the [[Seattle Garages]] as well as a marimba player for the [[Modal Garages Of Seattle]]. Throughout Luis' careers they have been identified as many other historical Lewises of the Cascadian bioregion, and although the validity of this folklore is in question due to how ██████ changes after ██████ events, these details are archived for ████ resource designation by Seattle Garages Clubhouse Management.  
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| caption1=Art by {{Twitter|name=CallofDuckies}}
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| former=[[Seattle Garages]], [[Ohio Worms]], [[Baltimore Crabs]]
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| dates=Jul 20, 2020 – Apr 19, 2021
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| evolution=Base 1
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| species=(Presumably) Immortal Being
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| nickname=Louie, Hatsune Luis, HARD LIGHT LUIS, 🥑
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| pronouns=They/Them
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was a pitcher for the [[Baltimore Crabs]], and was with the team from the {{BetaSeason|16#Election_Results|@ election}} until being incinerated on {{BetaSeason|17}}, Day 2. Acevedo also played for the [[Seattle Garages]] and [[Ohio Worms]].
  
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==Official League Records==
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Acevedo joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Seattle Garages]] with {{BetaSeason|1|the Return of Blaseball}}.
  
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On {{BetaSeason|3}}, Day 57, Acevedo hit a single at the bottom of the 9th which batted in a game-winning run. This closed out the second of three fully swept seasons against the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] and tied both teams' records for first place in the [[Chaotic Evil]] division.
  
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== 18th Century ==
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As a result of the {{BetaSeason|7#Election Results|@ elections}}, Acevedo was sent to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] while [[Oliver Notarobot]] was sent to the [[Seattle Garages]].  
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Although not as well-traveled as fellow (presumably) immortal being and Garages splortsfellow [[Tot Clark]], during this era they were best known for being the "Lewis" in explorer duo [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lewis_and_Clark_Expedition Lewis and Clark]. This was the first time Luis's lifeforce experienced an █████ event.
 
  
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On {{BetaSeason|9}}, Day 10, Acevedo siphoned some of [[Unlimited Tacos]] batter [[Vito Kravitz]]'s hitting ability in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather. This raised Acevedo's hitting from {{Star Rating|1.0}} to {{Star Rating|1.5}}.
  
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On {{BetaSeason|10#Day X|@, Day X}}, Acevedo gained the {{ModLink|Flinch}} modification after the Crabs lost to [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS]]. Due to the Crabs' [[Ascension]], Acevedo was absent from the ILB from the {{BetaSeason|10#Election Results|@ elections}} until the [[Ascension#Descension|Descension]].
  
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== 20th Century ==
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During the {{BetaSeason|12#Election Results|@ elections}}, Acevedo's defense was increased by {{Star Change|4.0|4.6}} as a result of the Crabs' {{BetaSeason|12#Blessings|'''The Rack'''}} blessing.
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"Louie Louie", whose namesake was covered by The Wailers in 1960. Luis was an inspiration here as well during his time in Tacoma selling rhythm & blues records.
 
  
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Acevedo was traded to the [[Ohio Worms]] in exchange for [[Enid Marlow]] during the {{BetaSeason|14#Election Results|@ elections}} via the Worms' {{BetaSeason|14#Wills|'''Exchange'''}} will, becoming a pitcher in the process.
  
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== 21st Century ==
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Acevedo was traded back to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] in exchange for [[Jacoby Podcast]] during the {{BetaSeason|15#Election_Results|@ elections}} via the Worms' {{BetaSeason|15#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange'''}} will. Additionally, Acevedo's pitching was increased {{Star Change|2.1|3.4}} and batting decreased {{Star Change|3.6|3.3}} as a result of the Worms' {{BetaSeason|15#Wills|'''Transfuse'''}} will.
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During the late 21st Century due to recent ████  &  █████ events Luis's consciousness had to be uploaded into a software matrix that could handle the histrionic power, the musicianship, as well as capability of being developed into an appropriate splortsona. Crypton Fluture Media offered a lucrative package to the Acevedo estate through VLOCALOID NEO X to upload Luis's Soul into a VLOCALOID Mainframe. This mainframe is where the ████ soul of Luis resides using soundbanks of every previous available Luis to speak. Luis is known in the splorting world as a renowned heckler and has an uncanny ability to shake opposing batters with their patented "EY BATTER, BATTER. SWING BATTER!" cry that comes in four descending phrygian octaves at a time. Luis is considered the first Latinx Vocaloid whose soundbanks are used largely in Peru and the ████ Philippines.
 
  
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On {{BetaSeason|17}}, Day 2, Acevedo was incinerated and replaced by [[Jon Halifax]].
  
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== XXth Century ==
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{{Community Lore}}
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As a newer player for Seattle Garages, Luis has a ways to go to make a name for themself.
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==Fan Works==
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File:Gettin the slush by duck.png|Luis and Tot by [https://twitter.com/CallofDuckies CallofDuckies]
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File:108LuisAcevedo.png|Mini-Blaseballer by {{Twitter|name=HetreaSky}}
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File:Luis Acevedo - Goblin.jpg|Art by '''[https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/ @glassgoblin]'''
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File:Luis Acevedo - Marn.png|Art by [https://twitter.com/corpserevivers/ '''@corpserevivers''']
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File:Luis Acevedo - ratgills.png|Art by [https://twitter.com/ratgills/ @Ratgills]
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File:Gallery - Music.png|[https://thegarages.bandcamp.com/track/king-tots-lament King Tot's Lament] by [https://twitter.com/_quietbatpeople Oswin]
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File:Gallery - Playlist.png|[https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6MhdATWf4HWgDQQlnGnU62?si=3Avb83GGTcS31r4kMt0x4A Luis Acevedo] a playlist by Rai
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File:Gallery - Writing.png|[https://archiveofourown.org/works/27501940 do you know what you're doing? (don't worry, i don't either)] Luis and [[Kennedy Loser|Kennedy]] talk in an unfamiliar place about familiar feelings. by [https://catboydeicide.tumblr.com/ Rai]
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File:Gallery - Writing.png|[https://catboydeicide.tumblr.com/post/641261189116133376/luis-and-the-crabs-25 The smell of ozone during a storm] Luis and the Crabs. by [https://catboydeicide.tumblr.com/ Rai]
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File:Gallery - Writing.png|[https://pastebin.com/nN2ebSrd Into the Deep] Luis Joins the Crabs by Klauinax
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File:Luis Acevedo - showzwns.png|Art by [https://twitter.com/showzens/ @showzens]
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File:Luis Acevedo - GlassGoblin.png|Luis is Elsewhere. Art by '''[https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/ @glassgoblin]'''
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File:Tot luis by dersedreaming.jpg|Luis and Tot by [https://twitter.com/dersedreaming gl1tchm4g3]
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File:Break ground luis.png|Luis punches a hole in the ground by [https://twitter.com/dersedreaming gl1tchm4g3]
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File:Garage Ghosts.png|Luis and [[Sparks Beans|Sparks]], haunting their respective [[Tot Clark|living]] [[Lenjamin Zhuge|companions]] (by [https://twitter.com/houfukuseisaku feya])
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Latest revision as of 00:19, 17 January 2023

Luis Acevedo was a pitcher for the Baltimore Crabs, and was with the team from the Season β16 election until being incinerated on Season β17, Day 2. Acevedo also played for the Seattle Garages and Ohio Worms.

Official League Records

Acevedo joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Seattle Garages with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season β3, Day 57, Acevedo hit a single at the bottom of the 9th which batted in a game-winning run. This closed out the second of three fully swept seasons against the Breckenridge Jazz Hands and tied both teams' records for first place in the Chaotic Evil division.

As a result of the Season β7 elections, Acevedo was sent to the Baltimore Crabs while Oliver Notarobot was sent to the Seattle Garages.

On Season β9, Day 10, Acevedo siphoned some of Unlimited Tacos batter Vito Kravitz's hitting ability in a game with Blooddrain weather. This raised Acevedo's hitting from to .

On Season β10, Day X, Acevedo gained the Flinch modification after the Crabs lost to THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS. Due to the Crabs' Ascension, Acevedo was absent from the ILB from the Season β10 elections until the Descension.

During the Season β12 elections, Acevedo's defense was increased by 4.0 → 4.6 as a result of the Crabs' The Rack blessing.

Acevedo was traded to the Ohio Worms in exchange for Enid Marlow during the Season β14 elections via the Worms' Exchange will, becoming a pitcher in the process.

Acevedo was traded back to the Baltimore Crabs in exchange for Jacoby Podcast during the Season β15 elections via the Worms' Equivalent Exchange will. Additionally, Acevedo's pitching was increased 2.1 → 3.4 and batting decreased 3.6 → 3.3 as a result of the Worms' Transfuse will.

On Season β17, Day 2, Acevedo was incinerated and replaced by Jon Halifax.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Luis Acevedo Files

Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-44.891 and start reading...

Contractual Gender Consumption

By reading this page, you have agreed to the terms and conditions that cede your gender over to Luis Acevedo for the purposes of consumption, and nothing else. Be advised that Luis Acevedo receives no nutritional benefit from eating your gender, and merely does it for splort. There will be no compensation. (See Clause One for compensation.) Please head to the Crabitat, the Wormhole, or the Big Garage in a timely manner. If you do not proceed to these locations in a timely manner, your gender will still be consumed. It is inevitable.

The ILB is not responsible for any side effects that come with the consumption of your gender, including the inability to be referred to using any pronouns, the loss of your name, or, in rare and occasionally fatal cases, the inability to be perceived by anyone with a concept of “gender.” If you have any complaints, simply stop having them, or report them to [email protected]. We will not get back to you.

Clause One: If compensation for consumption of gender is requested, you will receive a Luis Acevedo-patterned binder. There are no returns for this item. If you throw away this item, it will reappear back in your dresser. Feel free to sell it on E-Blay; however, it will be returned to you in four to seven business days.

On Death

On the event of Luis Acevedo’s death, a failsafe clause will be triggered that may result in a discharge of additional genders being kept by Mx Acevedo. The ILB is not responsible for the results of any “Gender Shrapnel” that may cause guests, players, or staff to gain or lose genders, and is not liable for any damage, insight, or internal revelations cause by the death of Mx. Acevedo.

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