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'''Luis Acevedo''' is a lineup player for the [[Baltimore Crabs]] and has been on the team since [[Season 8]]. Acevedo was previously with the [[Seattle Garages]], from [[Season 1]] to [[Season 7]].
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was a pitcher for the [[Baltimore Crabs]], and was with the team from the {{BetaSeason|16#Election_Results|@ election}} until being incinerated on {{BetaSeason|17}}, Day 2. Acevedo also played for the [[Seattle Garages]] and [[Ohio Worms]].
  
 
==Official League Records==
 
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On [[Season 3]], Day 57, Acevedo hit a single at the bottom of the 9th which batted in a game-winning run. This closed out the second of three fully swept seasons against the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] and tied both teams' records for first place in the [[Chaotic Evil]] division.
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Acevedo joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Seattle Garages]] with {{BetaSeason|1|the Return of Blaseball}}.
  
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As a result of the [[Season 7#Election Results|Season 7 elections]], Acevedo was sent to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] while [[Oliver Notarobot]] was sent to the [[Seattle Garages]].  
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On {{BetaSeason|3}}, Day 57, Acevedo hit a single at the bottom of the 9th which batted in a game-winning run. This closed out the second of three fully swept seasons against the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] and tied both teams' records for first place in the [[Chaotic Evil]] division.
  
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On [[Season 9]], Day 10, Acevedo siphoned some of [[Unlimited Tacos]] batter [[Vito Kravitz]]'s hitting ability in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather. This raised Acevedo's star rating from {{Star Rating|1.0}} to {{Star Rating|1.5}}.
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As a result of the {{BetaSeason|7#Election Results|@ elections}}, Acevedo was sent to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] while [[Oliver Notarobot]] was sent to the [[Seattle Garages]].  
  
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==Personal Life==
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On {{BetaSeason|9}}, Day 10, Acevedo siphoned some of [[Unlimited Tacos]] batter [[Vito Kravitz]]'s hitting ability in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather. This raised Acevedo's hitting from {{Star Rating|1.0}} to {{Star Rating|1.5}}.  
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Luis Acevedo is a marimba player for the [[Modal Garages Of Seattle]]. Acevedo's history is often in question due to how ██████ changes after ██████ events, the details of which are archived for ████ resource designation by Seattle Garages Clubhouse Management.
 
  
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===19th Century===
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On {{BetaSeason|10#Day X|@, Day X}}, Acevedo gained the {{ModLink|Flinch}} modification after the Crabs lost to [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS]]. Due to the Crabs' [[Ascension]], Acevedo was absent from the ILB from the {{BetaSeason|10#Election Results|@ elections}} until the [[Ascension#Descension|Descension]].
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Fellow Garages splortsfellow [[Tot Clark]]'s stories from this time period start to include Acevedo, providing evidence Acevedo may also be an immortal being. Other teammates assume this is when romance between the two of them started, although neither of them reveal too much about their relationship. This is also rumored to be the first time Acevedo's lifeforce experienced an █████ event.
 
  
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===20th Century===
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During the {{BetaSeason|12#Election Results|@ elections}}, Acevedo's defense was increased by {{Star Change|4.0|4.6}} as a result of the Crabs' {{BetaSeason|12#Blessings|'''The Rack'''}} blessing.
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Stories of Acevedo from this time period indicate that this is when they started getting involved the music community in Washington, first by working at a record store selling rhythm & blues records and later playing and making music of their own. Acevedo's friendliness and support of local music made them quite popular across the Pacific Northwest, and the regional love of "Louie Louie" (covered by Tacoma band The Wailers and made famous by Portland band The Kingsmen) is often linked to their love of Luis.
 
  
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Acevedo was traded to the [[Ohio Worms]] in exchange for [[Enid Marlow]] during the {{BetaSeason|14#Election Results|@ elections}} via the Worms' {{BetaSeason|14#Wills|'''Exchange'''}} will, becoming a pitcher in the process.  
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Due to ████ and █████ events in the late 21st century, Acevedo's consciousness had to be uploaded into a software matrix that could handle their musicianship and be capable of developing an appropriate splortsona. Crypton Fluture Media offered a lucrative package to the Acevedo estate through VLOCALOID NEO X to upload Acevedo's soul into a VLOCALOID Mainframe. This mainframe is where the ████ soul of Acevedo resides, using soundbanks of every previous available Luis to speak. Acevedo is known in the splorting world as a renowned heckler and has an uncanny ability to shake opposing batters with their patented "EY BATTER, BATTER. SWING BATTER!" cry that comes in four descending phrygian octaves at a time. Acevedo is considered the first Latinx Vlocaloid, and their soundbanks are used largely in Peru and the ████ Philippines.
 
  
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==On the Seattle Garages==
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Acevedo was traded back to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] in exchange for [[Jacoby Podcast]] during the {{BetaSeason|15#Election_Results|@ elections}} via the Worms' {{BetaSeason|15#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange'''}} will. Additionally, Acevedo's pitching was increased {{Star Change|2.1|3.4}} and batting decreased {{Star Change|3.6|3.3}} as a result of the Worms' {{BetaSeason|15#Wills|'''Transfuse'''}} will.
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During Season 3, Day 57 colloquially known as '''[[The Day of the Grand Shame]]''', after [[Tot Clark]] had pitched the entire game, Acevedo was inspired by the effort and finished the game for him so that they could go to Beth's Cafe afterwards and celebrate with one another. This was the fourth and final shame of a day filled with [[shame]] for many of the league's home teams.
 
  
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==On the Baltimore Crabs==
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On {{BetaSeason|17}}, Day 2, Acevedo was incinerated and replaced by [[Jon Halifax]].  
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Acevedo was traded to the Crabs in Season 7 and quickly acclimated to the team, performing well above their rating as a batter to fit in with the Baltimorean once-champions. Several other members of the Crabs are on record as saying that the inclusion of a former Garages member to the team has gotten them thinking seriously about starting their own band, with [[Tillman Henderson]] reported as saying (for the fifth time this month) that he is "gonna pick up the guitar again". Acevedo also began exploring the Baltimore DIY music scene upon being traded to the Crabs, and can frequently be found at open mics and house shows with their teammates when not on the blaseball field.
 
  
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After becoming closer with the Crabs, Acevedo began opening up to their teammates about their history as an immortal being, including the fact that they may have been what many people today would think of as a "vampire" prior to their digitization and life as a Vlocaloid. Acevedo also revealed to the team that their obligation to play blaseball is tied up in their contract with Crypton Fluture Media, as a consequence of not reading the small print. The Crabs have warmly embraced Acevedo and their various 18th and 19th century ephemera, and have promised to help them train to be a stronger batter and smash their corporate overlords.
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A common chant for Acevedo on the Crabs is "EYE OF LIGHT, FUTURE SIGHT", often followed by "LET THEM WALK TO FIRST TONIGHT", in celebration of Acevedo's uncanny ability to get singles and walks when at bat.
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==In Literature==
 
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Crabs Poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper wrote the following after hearing a moving performance by Acevedo during the 7th inning stretch of one blaseball game:<blockquote>Luis, marimbest of Seattle, you play so well
 
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That you still the bats within the mouth of hell;
 
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And cage the tigers, and fierce Wings, and Pies,
 
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Through the soft taps of your lullabies;
 
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You strike, strike, strike upon your booming planks,
 
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And catch the drives that scream into our ranks.</blockquote>
 
  
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File:Gettin the slush by duck.png|Luis and Tot by [https://twitter.com/CallofDuckies CallofDuckies]
 
File:108LuisAcevedo.png|Mini-Blaseballer by {{Twitter|name=HetreaSky}}
 
File:108LuisAcevedo.png|Mini-Blaseballer by {{Twitter|name=HetreaSky}}
 
File:Luis Acevedo - Goblin.jpg|Art by '''[https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/ @glassgoblin]'''
 
File:Luis Acevedo - Goblin.jpg|Art by '''[https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/ @glassgoblin]'''
 
File:Luis Acevedo - Marn.png|Art by [https://twitter.com/corpserevivers/ '''@corpserevivers''']
 
File:Luis Acevedo - Marn.png|Art by [https://twitter.com/corpserevivers/ '''@corpserevivers''']
 
File:Luis Acevedo - ratgills.png|Art by [https://twitter.com/ratgills/ @Ratgills]
 
File:Luis Acevedo - ratgills.png|Art by [https://twitter.com/ratgills/ @Ratgills]
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File:Gallery - Music.png|[https://thegarages.bandcamp.com/track/king-tots-lament King Tot's Lament] by [https://twitter.com/_quietbatpeople Oswin]
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File:Gallery - Playlist.png|[https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6MhdATWf4HWgDQQlnGnU62?si=3Avb83GGTcS31r4kMt0x4A Luis Acevedo] a playlist by Rai
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File:Gallery - Writing.png|[https://archiveofourown.org/works/27501940 do you know what you're doing? (don't worry, i don't either)] Luis and [[Kennedy Loser|Kennedy]] talk in an unfamiliar place about familiar feelings. by [https://catboydeicide.tumblr.com/ Rai]
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File:Gallery - Writing.png|[https://catboydeicide.tumblr.com/post/641261189116133376/luis-and-the-crabs-25 The smell of ozone during a storm] Luis and the Crabs. by [https://catboydeicide.tumblr.com/ Rai]
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File:Gallery - Writing.png|[https://pastebin.com/nN2ebSrd Into the Deep] Luis Joins the Crabs by Klauinax
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File:Luis Acevedo - showzwns.png|Art by [https://twitter.com/showzens/ @showzens]
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File:Luis Acevedo - GlassGoblin.png|Luis is Elsewhere. Art by '''[https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/ @glassgoblin]'''
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File:Tot luis by dersedreaming.jpg|Luis and Tot by [https://twitter.com/dersedreaming gl1tchm4g3]
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File:Break ground luis.png|Luis punches a hole in the ground by [https://twitter.com/dersedreaming gl1tchm4g3]
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File:Garage Ghosts.png|Luis and [[Sparks Beans|Sparks]], haunting their respective [[Tot Clark|living]] [[Lenjamin Zhuge|companions]] (by [https://twitter.com/houfukuseisaku feya])
 
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Latest revision as of 00:19, 17 January 2023

Luis Acevedo was a pitcher for the Baltimore Crabs, and was with the team from the Season β16 election until being incinerated on Season β17, Day 2. Acevedo also played for the Seattle Garages and Ohio Worms.

Official League Records

Acevedo joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Seattle Garages with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season β3, Day 57, Acevedo hit a single at the bottom of the 9th which batted in a game-winning run. This closed out the second of three fully swept seasons against the Breckenridge Jazz Hands and tied both teams' records for first place in the Chaotic Evil division.

As a result of the Season β7 elections, Acevedo was sent to the Baltimore Crabs while Oliver Notarobot was sent to the Seattle Garages.

On Season β9, Day 10, Acevedo siphoned some of Unlimited Tacos batter Vito Kravitz's hitting ability in a game with Blooddrain weather. This raised Acevedo's hitting from to .

On Season β10, Day X, Acevedo gained the Flinch modification after the Crabs lost to THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS. Due to the Crabs' Ascension, Acevedo was absent from the ILB from the Season β10 elections until the Descension.

During the Season β12 elections, Acevedo's defense was increased by 4.0 → 4.6 as a result of the Crabs' The Rack blessing.

Acevedo was traded to the Ohio Worms in exchange for Enid Marlow during the Season β14 elections via the Worms' Exchange will, becoming a pitcher in the process.

Acevedo was traded back to the Baltimore Crabs in exchange for Jacoby Podcast during the Season β15 elections via the Worms' Equivalent Exchange will. Additionally, Acevedo's pitching was increased 2.1 → 3.4 and batting decreased 3.6 → 3.3 as a result of the Worms' Transfuse will.

On Season β17, Day 2, Acevedo was incinerated and replaced by Jon Halifax.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Luis Acevedo Files

Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-44.891 and start reading...

Contractual Gender Consumption

By reading this page, you have agreed to the terms and conditions that cede your gender over to Luis Acevedo for the purposes of consumption, and nothing else. Be advised that Luis Acevedo receives no nutritional benefit from eating your gender, and merely does it for splort. There will be no compensation. (See Clause One for compensation.) Please head to the Crabitat, the Wormhole, or the Big Garage in a timely manner. If you do not proceed to these locations in a timely manner, your gender will still be consumed. It is inevitable.

The ILB is not responsible for any side effects that come with the consumption of your gender, including the inability to be referred to using any pronouns, the loss of your name, or, in rare and occasionally fatal cases, the inability to be perceived by anyone with a concept of “gender.” If you have any complaints, simply stop having them, or report them to [email protected]. We will not get back to you.

Clause One: If compensation for consumption of gender is requested, you will receive a Luis Acevedo-patterned binder. There are no returns for this item. If you throw away this item, it will reappear back in your dresser. Feel free to sell it on E-Blay; however, it will be returned to you in four to seven business days.

On Death

On the event of Luis Acevedo’s death, a failsafe clause will be triggered that may result in a discharge of additional genders being kept by Mx Acevedo. The ILB is not responsible for the results of any “Gender Shrapnel” that may cause guests, players, or staff to gain or lose genders, and is not liable for any damage, insight, or internal revelations cause by the death of Mx. Acevedo.

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