Broken Ridge Jazz Hands/Beta/Season 21

👐 Breckenridge Jazz Hands
Season 21
Dates	June 21-June 27, 2021
← Previous	Season 20
Next →	Season 22
Results
Postseason	Overbracket Quarterfinalists Lost 2-3 against 🐅
Overall Record	57–42
Wins	67
Divine Favor	18
Division	1st in Wild High
League	2nd in Wild League
ILB Placement	8th overall
Modifiers	Late to the PartyThis Team or Player will Overperform in the Lateseason.  FireproofPlayer: This Player cannot be incinerated. Team: This Team and the Players on it cannot be incinerated. See also: Glossary.
Total Steals	304
Community Chest Loot	Day Player Item Received 4 Jasper Blather + Golden Necklace 43 Collins Melon + Charitable Clutch Necklace 79 Pitching Machine II + Helmet of Intelligence
Renovations	Peanut MisterA Peanut Mister will occasionally cure a Player of their peanut allergy. Peanut Misters can also remove the Superallergic modification from players.  PsychoAcousticsIn Feedback or Reverb, PsychoAcoustics will occasionally Echo one of the Away Team's mods to the Home Team, for game-long use.  Grind RailThe Grind Rail allows a chance to steal directly from first base to third base, as long as they have the skills.  LCD SoundsystemThe LCD Soundsystem will boost both Players involved in a Feedback swap by 5%.  SweetenerSweetener makes Beanings & Free Refills more likely in Coffee & Coffee Two weathers, and lowers the chance of losing Triple Threat.  SmithyThe Smithy will occasionally repair Items for Players playing in this Ballpark.  BirdhousesBirdhouses invite Birds to come live in your Ballpark. Every time a foul ball is hit in a ballpark with Birdhouses, a bird will be added to the ballpark, reducing its eDensity.  Fax MachineThe Fax Machine will swap the Home Team's pitcher for their best Shadows Pitcher whenever they've allowed 10+ Runs in a game. Sun 2 ↑ Coffee ↑ Coffee 3s ↑
Birds	424
Balloons	253
League Info
Active Rules	Eat The RichAt the end of each Season, the Fans with the top 1% of Coins will have their funds redistributed throughout the 99%.  Party TimeA Team will enter Party Time if receiving 1 Win per remaining game would not land them in the Postseason. In Party Time, they'll receive random Stat Boosts from Partying. See also: Glossary  Wild CardsAt the end of the regular season, 1 Wild Card will be drawn at random from the remaining Teams in each Sub-League to receive a Postseason Birth.  Based EvolutionEvery Third Championship a Team wins will cause the Team and its Players to Evolve. Players that round the phylogenic Bases will get to go Home.  Free WillsThe bottom four finishing Teams in the League will receive an extra Will in that Season's Election.  All You Can EatFans are free to buy and discard Snack Slots in their Snack Pack. The number of Slots they have will determine their Payout Modifier for all Snacks. The less slots, the higher the Payout Modifier.  Community ChestAnytime 3000 Runs are accumulated league-wide, every Team will receive an Item Crate for a random active Player on their Team.  FairgroundsAll games have a chance of being Prize Matches, in which the winning Team will open an Item Crate.  RatificationRenovations built by at least 18 Teams will be Ratified into Non-Physical Law for the entire League.  Hotel MotelThe Hotel Motel will occasionally create Holiday Innings during the Earlseason, where you Party instead of Score.  TurntablesBallpark: Any Win earned from a non-loss in this Ballpark during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin. League: Any Win earned from a non-loss during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin.  The UnderbracketEvery Postseason, the bottom finishing Teams will compete in the Underbracket while the top finishing Teams compete in the standard Overbracket.  Sun(Sun)All Wins and Unwins earned will be Squared.  TunnelsTunnels allow the Home Team to steal from the Away Team in this Ballpark.  Sun 30When a game enters Extra Innings, both Teams will immediately earn 1 Win.  BalloonsA small, permanent amount of negative eDensity is added for each Run or Win earned in this Ballpark.  Bird Hotel  VoicemailWhen the Home Team is shut out in this Ballpark, they'll swap the worst Batter in their Lineup with the best Batter in their Shadows.
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause 21 LS +Pitching Machine II 👐 Replica 21 82 -Mikan Hammer +Spears Rogers 👐 Voicemail 21 99 +Munavoi Rochester 👐 Postseason Birth 21 EL -Jasper Blather +Comfort Septemberish 🌞 Will(👐) Equivalent Exchange 21 EL -Lancelot Kane +Lancelot Kane 👐 Will(👐) Move 21 EL -Comfort Septemberish +Quack Enjoyable 🕵️ Will(🕵️) Equivalent Exchange 21 EL -Pitching Machine II 👐 Faded to Dust
Latesiesta
Renovations	+  Bird HotelWhen the Home Team parties, a number of Birds will come join the Party. +  Fax Machine -  Bird Hotel
Gift Shop	Fireproof, Team Edition     +  Fireproof Late to the Party, Team Edition     +  Late to the Party Pitching Machine, Siphon Edition   👐 + Pitching Machine II, Rotation   Pitching Machine II     +  SiphonSiphons will steal blood more often in Blooddrain and use it in more ways.
Wills
Equivalent Exchange   👐 - Jasper Blather + Comfort Septemberish   🌞 - Comfort Septemberish + Jasper Blather Move   - Lancelot Kane, Lineup   + Lancelot Kane, Shadows Equivalent Exchange   🕵️ - Quack Enjoyable + Comfort Septemberish   👐 - Comfort Septemberish + Quack Enjoyable
Post-election
Other Events	Pitching Machine II faded away from the Jazz Hands   👐 - Pitching Machine II     +  DustThis Player is waiting to be Dusted off.

The Breckenridge Jazz Hands' Season 21 ...

Starting Roster

Season 21 Starting Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Walton Sports Collins Melon Baby Doyle Lancelot Kane Kathy Mathews Dervin Gorczyca Steph Weeks Mikan Hammer Jasper Blather	Wyatt Pothos Riley Firewall Lowe Forbes August Sky
Shadows
Boyfriend Berger Brewer Vapor Hernando Winter Yams Rolsenthal Elijah Valenzuela Edric Tosser Marco Winner Stephens Lightner Zippy DeShields Campos Arias Russo Slugger Donia Dollie Margarito Bishop Spears Rogers Cote Rodgers Yams Sokol

Season Events

Renovations

• Bird Hotel - 8,202,001 Coins Spent
  • The Jazz Hands built a Bird Hotel in The Pocket.
  • The Pocket gained the Bird Hotel modification.
    • +  Bird Hotel
• Fax Machine - 6,667,614 Coins Spent
  • The Jazz Hands placed a Fax Machine in The Pocket.
  • The Pocket gained the Fax Machine modification.
    • +  Fax Machine

Gift Shop

• Jazz Hands received 3 Gifts! - 13,498,979 coins contributed
  • Fireproof, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • The Jazz Hands are safe from incinerations for the rest of the season!
      • +  Fireproof
  • Late to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #2
    • The Jazz Hands are equipped with Late to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Late to the Party
  • Pitching Machine, Siphon Edition - Wishlist #3
    • A Replica of Pitching Machine is granted to the Jazz Hands.
      • + Pitching Machine II, Rotation
    • Pitching Machine II gained the Siphon mod.
      • +  Siphon

Roster Changes

The Jazz Hands added the replica Pitching Machine II to the roster through the Gift Shop.

Voicemail Activations

Day	Player Replaced	Player Incoming	Renovation Used
82	Mikan Hammer	Spears Rogers	Voicemail

Election Outcomes

Wills

• 
  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Jazz Hands vote to swap Comfort Septemberish and Jasper Blather.
  • The Sunbeams and Jazz Hands made a trade.
    • 🌞 - Comfort Septemberish + Jasper Blather
    • 👐 - Jasper Blather + Comfort Septemberish
  • Equivalent Exchange - 54% of all Jazz Hands Will Votes
    This Filing - 25% of Jazz Hands Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 13% chance of happening.
• 
  Move
  • The Jazz Hands vote to move Lancelot Kane to their Shadows.
  • The Jazz Hands made a roster move.
    • 👐 - Lancelot Kane, Lineup
    • 👐 + Lancelot Kane, Shadows
  • Lancelot Kane entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 8.8 → 9.8
  • Move - 7% of all Jazz Hands Will Votes
    This Filing - 77% of Jazz Hands Move Votes
    Final Odds - 5% chance of happening.
• 
  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Spies vote to swap Comfort Septemberish and Quack Enjoyable.
  • The Jazz Hands and Spies made a trade.
    • 👐 - Comfort Septemberish + Quack Enjoyable
    • 🕵️ - Quack Enjoyable + Comfort Septemberish
  • Equivalent Exchange - 45% of all Spies Will Votes
    This Filing - 48% of Spies Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 22% chance of happening.

Blessings

The Breckenridge Jazz Hands won no blessings and were unaffected by blessings won by other teams.

Post Election

• Pitching Machine II faded away from the Jazz Hands.
  • 👐 - Pitching Machine II
• Pitching Machine II faded to dust.
  • +  Dust

Season Overview

During Season 21, the Breckenridge Jazz Hands were 1st in Wild High, 2nd in Wild League, and 8th overall with 67 wins and a 57-42 record. The Jazz Hands were defeated by the Hades Tigers in the Overbracket Division Series.

In the election, the Jazz Hands moved Lancelot Kane to the Shadows and traded Jasper Blather for Comfort Septemberish. The Houston Spies then traded Quack Enjoyable for Septemberish.