Broken Ridge Jazz Hands/Beta/Season 18

👐 Breckenridge Jazz Hands
Season 18
Dates	May 10, 2021-May 16, 2021
← Previous	Season 17
Next →	Season 19
Results
Overall Record	35–64
Wins	35
Partytime	Day 82
Divine Favor	13
Division	5th in Wild High
League	11th in Wild League
ILB Placement	21st overall
Modifiers	Life of the PartyTeam: This Team gets 10% more from their Party Time stat boosts. Player: This Player gets 10% more from Party Time stat boosts. See also: Glossary  Free WillThis Team will receive an Extra Will in the upcoming Election.
Total Steals	150
Community Chest Loot	Day Player Item Received 25 Steph Weeks + Careful Fireproof Necklace 59 Liquid Friend + Cool Arm Helmet of the Feast 95 Collins Melon + Repeating Cool Socks of Charisma
Renovations	Peanut MisterA Peanut Mister will occasionally cure a Player of their peanut allergy. Peanut Misters can also remove the Superallergic modification from players.  PsychoAcousticsIn Feedback or Reverb, PsychoAcoustics will occasionally Echo one of the Away Team's mods to the Home Team, for game-long use.  Grind RailThe Grind Rail allows a chance to steal directly from first base to third base, as long as they have the skills.  LCD SoundsystemThe LCD Soundsystem will boost both Players involved in a Feedback swap by 5%.  SweetenerSweetener makes Beanings & Free Refills more likely in Coffee & Coffee Two weathers, and lowers the chance of losing Triple Threat.  SmithyThe Smithy will occasionally repair Items for Players playing in this Ballpark. Coffee ↑ Coffee 3s ↑
League Info
Active Rules	Eat The RichAt the end of each Season, the Fans with the top 1% of Coins will have their funds redistributed throughout the 99%.  Party TimeA Team will enter Party Time if receiving 1 Win per remaining game would not land them in the Postseason. In Party Time, they'll receive random Stat Boosts from Partying. See also: Glossary  Wild CardsAt the end of the regular season, 1 Wild Card will be drawn at random from the remaining Teams in each Sub-League to receive a Postseason Birth.  Based EvolutionEvery Third Championship a Team wins will cause the Team and its Players to Evolve. Players that round the phylogenic Bases will get to go Home.  Free WillsThe bottom four finishing Teams in the League will receive an extra Will in that Season's Election.  All You Can EatFans are free to buy and discard Snack Slots in their Snack Pack. The number of Slots they have will determine their Payout Modifier for all Snacks. The less slots, the higher the Payout Modifier.  Community ChestAnytime 3000 Runs are accumulated league-wide, every Team will receive an Item Crate for a random active Player on their Team.  FairgroundsAll games have a chance of being Prize Matches, in which the winning Team will open an Item Crate.
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause β18 03 -Tamara Crankit +Zippy DeShields 👐 Incineration β18 06 -Howell Rocha +Riley Firewall 🚤 Feedback β18 54 -Bauer Zimmerman +Lancelot KAne 👐 Incineration β18 EL -Wyatt Pothos +Logan Rodriguez ✨ Will(👐) Equivalent Exchange β18 EL -Campos Arias +Mikan Hammer 👐 Will(👐) Foreshadow
Latesiesta
Renovations	- 9% Inconvenience - Filth
Gift Shop	Life of the Party, Team Edition +  Life of the Party Soul Patches Liquid Friend 0 -> 5 Walton Sports 2 -> 5 Dervin Gorczyca 3 -> 5 Handcrafted Cannon Drop Riley Firewall + Rock Cannon Overall 12.4 -> 12.4 + 0.1
Decrees
Trust Fall TURN THE TABLES, THE POCKET +  TurntablesBallpark: Any Win earned from a non-loss in this Ballpark during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin. League: Any Win earned from a non-loss during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin. Ratification The Pocket -  Hotel MotelThe Hotel Motel will occasionally create Holiday Innings during the Earlseason, where you Party instead of Score. -  Turntables
Wills
Item Move Steph Weeks dropped Careful Fireproof Necklace Baby Doyle dropped Uncertain Necklace of Entanglement Baby Doyle gained Careful Fireproof Necklace Equivalent Exchange 👐 - Wyatt Pothos + Logan Rodriguez ✨ - Logan Rodriguez + Wyatt Pothos Foreshadow Mikan Hammer -> Lineup Campos Arias -> Shadows
Blessings
Grand Larceny The Jazz Hands' Lineup was sorted by descending Base Thirst. Laserlikeness Patches Riley Firewall's Laserlikeness was improved by 8% Laserlikeness 0.8 → 1.2 Riley Firewall's Laserlikeness was improved by 8% Laserlikeness 1.2 → 1.6 August Sky's Laserlikeness was improved by 8% Laserlikeness 1.4 → 1.8 Cape of Containment Walton Sports dropped Leg Ring. Walton Sports gained Cape of Containment.

Season β18 would see a large mixup in the Breckenridge Jazz Hands' roster with the incinerations of Tamara Crankit and Bauer Zimmerman and the Feedback swap of Howell Rocha in exchange for Riley Firewall of the Miami Dale. The team would also send pitcher Wyatt Pothos to the Yellowstone Magic to be a lineup player as a result of Equivalent Exchange. Fortunately, the Jazz Hands would break a blessing drought by winning three blessings.

Starting Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Liquid Friend Tamara Crankit Campos Arias Walton Sports Dervin Gorczyca Bauer Zimmerman Kathy Mathews Baby Doyle Collins Melon Steph Weeks	Wyatt Pothos Howell Rocha Lowe Forbes August Sky
Shadows
Boyfriend Berger Brewer Vapor Hernando Winter Yams Rolsenthal Elijah Valenzuela Edric Tosser Marco Winner Stephens Lightner Mikan Hammer Russo Slugger Donia Dollie Margarito Bishop Spears Rogers Cote Rodgers

Season Events

Renovations

• Inconvenience - - 4,470,894 Coins Spent
  • The Pocket became 9% less Inconvenient!
• Ballpark Cleanup - 3,083,525 Coins Spent
  • The Pocket was cleaned up! It is no longer Filthy.

Gift Shop

• Jazz Hands received 3 Gifts! - 15,946,278 coins contributed
  • Life of the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • The Jazz Hands are equipped with Life of the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Life of the Party
  • Soul Patches - Wishlist #2
    • Liquid Friend's soul was increased.
      • 0 -> 1
    • Liquid Friend's soul was increased.
      • 1 -> 2
    • Liquid Friend's soul was increased.
      • 2 -> 3
    • Walton Sports' soul was increased.
      • 2 -> 3
    • Walton Sports' soul was increased.
      • 3 -> 4
    • Liquid Friend's soul was increased.
      • 3 -> 4
    • Dervin Gorczyca's soul was increased.
      • 3 -> 4
    • Dervin Gorczyca's soul was increased.
      • 4 -> 5
    • Liquid Friend's soul was increased.
      • 4 -> 5
    • Walton Sports' soul was increased.
      • 4 -> 5
  • Handcrafted Cannon Drop - Wishlist #3
    • Riley Firewall dropped Bat.
      • - Bat
      • Overall 12.4 + 0.1 -> 12.4
    • Riley Firewall gained Rock Cannon.
      • + Rock Cannon
      • Overall 12.4 -> 12.4 + 0.1

Roster Changes

Incinerations

Day	Player	Replaced by
3	Tamara Crankit	Zippy DeShields
54	Bauer Zimmerman	Lancelot Kane

Feedback Swaps

Day	Jazz Hands Player	Replacement Player	Opposing Team
6	Howell Rocha	Riley Firewall	🚤 Miami Dale

Election Outcomes

Decrees

• Trust Fall passed with 5,879,869 Votes, 67% of all Decree Votes
  • STARS FALL
    ASCENDING
    BELOW ZERO
    LEAPS OF FAITH
    TURNING TABLES
  • TURN THE TABLES, THE POCKET
    • +  Turntables
• Ratification passed with 761,736 Votes, 9% of all Decree Votes
  • LIVING STRUCTURES
    REPLICATING
    BURROWING
    NESTING IN CORTEX
    BECOMING LAW
  • Hotel Motel was Ratified into Non-Physical Law.
  • The Jazz Hands removed the Hotel Motel from The Pocket.
    • -  Hotel Motel
  • Turntables was Ratified into Non-Physical Law.
  • The Jazz Hands removed Turntables from The Pocket.
    • -  Turntables

Wills

The Breckenridge Jazz Hands benefitted from  Free Wills.

• 
  Item Move
  • The Jazz Hands chose to move Careful Fireproof Necklace to Baby Doyle.
  • Steph Weeks dropped Careful Fireproof Necklace.
    • - Careful Fireproof Necklace
    • +  CarefulThis Player's Items will not be damaged by standard game actions.
    • +  FireproofPlayer: This Player cannot be incinerated.
      Team: This Team and the Players on it cannot be incinerated.
      See also: Glossary.
  • Baby Doyle dropped Uncertain Necklace of Entanglement.
    • - Uncertain Necklace of Entanglement
    • +  EntangledWhenever this Player would return from Elsewhere, their Alternate will return instead.
    • +  UncertainWhen this Player returns from Elsewhere, they'll be adjusted by -15% to +20%.
    • Overall 15.7 + 0.1 -> 15.7
  • Baby Doyle gained Careful Fireproof Necklace.
    • + Careful Fireproof Necklace
    • +  Careful
    • +  Fireproof
    • Overall 15.7 -> 15.7 + 0.1
  • Item Move - 27% of all Jazz Hands Will Votes
    This Filing - 100% of Jazz Hands Item Move Votes
    Final Odds - 27% chance of happening.
• 
  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Jazz Hands vote to swap Logan Rodriguez and Wyatt Pothos.
  • The Magic and Jazz Hands made a trade.
    • ✨ - Logan Rodriguez + Wyatt Pothos
    • 👐 - Wyatt Pothos + Logan Rodriguez
  • Equivalent Exchange - 10% of all Jazz Hands Will Votes
    This Filing - 36% of Jazz Hands Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 3% chance of happening.
• 
  Foreshadow
  • The Jazz Hands chose to bring Mikan Hammer forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Campos Arias.
  • The Jazz Hands swapped two players on their roster.
    • Mikan Hammer -> Lineup
    • Campos Arias -> Shadows
  • Campos Arias entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 12.0 → 12.7
  • Foreshadow - 13% of all Jazz Hands Will Votes
    This Filing - 93% of Jazz Hands Foreshadow Votes
    Final Odds - 12% chance of happening.

Blessings

• 
  Grand Larceny blessed the Breckenridge Jazz Hands.
  • The Jazz Hands' Lineup was sorted by descending Base Thirst.
  • The Jazz Hands had 44% of the Votes
    They were the highest bidders.
    484,036 votes were cast.
• 
  Laserlikeness Patches blessed the Breckenridge Jazz Hands.
  • Riley Firewall's Laserlikeness was improved by 8%.
    • Laserlikeness 0.8 → 1.2
  • Riley Firewall's Laserlikeness was improved by 8%.
    • Laserlikeness 1.2 → 1.6
  • August Sky's Laserlikeness was improved by 8%.
    • Laserlikeness 1.4 → 1.8
  • The Jazz Hands had 4% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Sunbeams with 36%
    409,889 votes were cast.
• 
  Cape of Containment blessed the Breckenridge Jazz Hands.
  • Walton Sports dropped Leg Ring.
    • - Leg Ring
  • Walton Sports gained Cape of Containment.
    • + Cape of Containment
    • +  ContainmentThis Player cannot spread Instability.
      See also: Glossary
    • Overall 17.4 -> 17.4 + 0.1
  • The Jazz Hands had 3% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Tacos with 13%
    647,915 votes were cast.

Season Overview

During Season 18, the Breckenridge Jazz Hands were 5th in Wild High, 11th in Wild League, and 21st overall with 35 wins and a 35-64 record. The Jazz Hands entered Party Time on Day 94. The team experienced two incinerations.

The Jazz Hands would go on to win three blessings during the election, sorting the lineup by basethirst, granting Walton Sports the Cape of Containment, and giving laserlikeness patches to Riley Firewall and August Sky, both pitchers. The Jazz Hands also traded Wyatt Pothos for Logan Rodriguez of the Yellowstone Magic, swapped Campos Arias into the Shadows in exchange for Mikan Hammer, and moved the Careful Fireproof Necklace from Steph Weeks to Baby Doyle.