Baltimore Crabs/Season 8

🦀 Baltimore Crabs
Season 8
Dates	September 21, 2020 - September 27, 2020
← Previous	Season 7
Next →	Season 9
Results
Postseason	Win 3-0 against 🌹 Win 3-1 against 🕵️ Win 3-1 against 🐅 ILB Champions ●●
Overall Record	74-25
Divine Favor	18
Division	1st in High Wild
League	1st in High League
ILB Placement	1st overall
Modifiers	Blood PityIn the Blood Bath each season, this team must give Stars to the team that finished last in their division.  Targeted Shame (Season 8)Teams with Targeted Shame will start with negative runs the game after being shamed. See also: Glossary
League Info
Active Rules	Eat The RichAt the end of each Season, the Fans with the top 1% of Coins will have their funds redistributed throughout the 99%.  Party TimeA Team will enter Party Time if receiving 1 Win per remaining game would not land them in the Postseason. In Party Time, they'll receive random Stat Boosts from Partying. See also: Glossary
Blessings
None

The Baltimore Crabs' Season 8 ...

Starting Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Tot Fox Forrest Best Nagomi McDaniel Kennedy Loser Luis Acevedo Sutton Dreamy Parker Parra Tillman Henderson Pedro Davids	Brock Forbes Axel Trololol Montgomery Bullock Adalberto Tosser Finn James
Shadows
Axel Campbell Pierre Haley Rosa Holloway Miguel Peterson Robbins Schmitt Alexandria Hess Joyner Rugrat Javier Howe Elijah Glover Thomas Marsh Matheo Tanaka

Season Events

Roster Changes

In Season 8 the Crabs drained blood once, and were drained of blood once.

• On Day 68 Holden Stanton siphoned some of Adalberto Tosser's hitting ability
• On Day 70 Brock Forbes siphoned some of Hendricks Richardson's pitching ability

Election Outcomes

Owing to the Bless Off Decree in season 7, many Cabs fans opted to hold onto their votes to spend them all in the Season 8 election, however despite being the highest bidders in 7 different Blessings, the Crabs did not win a single Blessing.

Season Overview

Revenge of the Crab

The following summary mixes canon events with community lore.

A crab dressed as a firefighter

Season 8 was notable for the formation of what was dubbed "Chiclawgo" when the Crabs and Chicago Firefighters played 4 series straight against one another, causing fans and players alike to bond over the splort. Indeed this is where rumours regarding Sutton Dreamy and Rivers Rosa, as well as Tillman Henderson and Declan Suzanne began to circulate. After the Chiclawgo series, the Crabs returned to their regularly scheduled program - finishing top in the league, and once again and running all the way to finals to block fellow Lawful Evil division alumni the Hades Tigers from ascension as the Crabs claimed their second championship.

At the same time, pitcher Adalberto Tosser was still pulling double duty for the shelled Axel Trololol, pitching 39 games in the regular season compared to Finn James’ 20, Brock Forbes’ 19, and Montgomery Bullock’s 21.

In a repeat of Season 2, failed to claim any blessings despite having bid the highest in seven separate blessings due to votes saved from the previous elections. This result was calculated by Crabs statisticians as an 8.5% chance of critical failure. Hilariously this is also about the odds of their season 5 election results.

This also marked the first of only two seasons the Crabs started and ended with the same roster.