The Yellowstone Magic are a Blaseball team in the Chaotic Evil division of the Evil Conference. They have been a part of Internet League Blaseball since Season AA. Magic were previously in the Chaotic Good division of the Good League and the Mild Low division of the Mild League.
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For a list of all former players, see Category:Former Yellowstone Magic Players.
Coronation Era Player History (Fall Ball - Season 2)
|FB 01||Juan Murphy||Fell to||🔱||Fall Ball||Beta Magic player|
|FB 01||Inky Rutledge||🏋️||Fall Ball|
|FB 02||Axel Campbell||🦀||Fall Ball|
|FB 03||Bevan Wise||Fell to||🥧||Fall Ball||Beta Magic player|
|FB 03||Fitzgerald Wanderlust||🎸||Fall Ball|
|FB 04||Mooney Doctor II||🍬||Fall Ball|
|FB 05||Cravel Gesundheit||Fell to||🌞||Fall Ball||Beta Magic player|
|FB 05||Rat Mason||🌮||Fall Ball|
|FB 06||Bonk Jokes||Fell to||👐||Fall Ball||Beta Magic player|
|FB 06||Pippin Carpenter||🌮||Fall Ball|
|FB 07||Jelly Burgertoes||🌮||Fall Ball|
|FB 07||Jesús Koch||Fell to||👐||Fall Ball||Beta Magic player|
|FB 08||Abbott Wright||👟||Fall Ball|
|FB 08||Logan Rodriguez||Fell to||🥩||Fall Ball||Beta Magic player|
|FB 09||Washer Barajas||Fell to||👟||Fall Ball||Beta Magic player|
|FB 09||Stu Trololol||👟||Fall Ball|
|FB 10||Vernon Shotwell||👟||Fall Ball|
|01 01||Demet Cabrera||✨||Newly Hatched|
|01 01||DeAndre O'Possum||✨||Newly Hatched|
|01 01||Amos Sikaeo||✨||Newly Hatched|
|01 01||Kiki Avci||✨||Newly Hatched|
|01 23||Jacob Haynes||🌹||Horizon|
|01 57||Ingrid Alfredo||Fell to||🥩||Fall Ball||Beta Magic player|
|01 79||Avi Jones||🐌||Horizon|
|β2 43||Inky Rutledge||Duncan Phantom||✨||Incineration|
|02 46||Zephyr McCloud||👟||Can't Lose|
|02 49||Zephyr McCloud||Joined||🏝️||Can't Lose|
|02 50||Zephyr McCloud||🏝️||Can't Lose|
|02 55||Zephyr McCloud||Joined||🏋️||Can't Lose|
|02 57||Zephyr McCloud||🏋️||Can't Lose|
|02 59||Zephyr McCloud||Joined||🍗||Can't Lose|
|02 60||Zephyr McCloud||🍗||Can't Lose|
|02 65||Zephyr McCloud||Joined||📱||Can't Lose|
|02 66||Zephyr McCloud||📱||Can't Lose|
|02 68||Millipede Aqualuft||🐌||Horizon|
|02 68||Zephyr McCloud||Joined||🥩||Can't Lose|
|02 69||Zephyr McCloud||🥩||Can't Lose|
|02 70||Zephyr McCloud||Joined||🥩||Can't Lose|
|02 71||Zephyr McCloud||🥩||Can't Lose|
|02 72||Zephyr McCloud||Joined||🥩||Can't Lose|
|02 96||Özlem Suttner||🌹||Can't Lose|
|02 97||Özlem Suttner||Joined||🌹||Can't Lose|
|02 99||Özlem Suttner||🌹||Can't Lose|
|02 100||Özlem Suttner||Joined||🌹||Can't Lose|
For more detailed Season Results, check out the Yellowstone Magic’s Season Results Hub.
|1 - The Return(s)||51||51-39||Entered Party Time on Day ??||Wind Sprints gave the Magic’s lineup 1 Star of Defense and 1 Star of Running.|
|2 - Official Review||61||61-29||Quarterfinalists
||The NEW Pitching Boost blessing gave the Magic’s Rotation 1 Star of Pitching.|
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
For a more in-depth look at the team, see Yellowstone Magic/History.
The Magic play at Yellowstone National Park (Ballpark), located in Yellowstone National Park (Parkpark). The team is particularly well known to fans of ILB for their seemingly supernatural ability to steal bases, and boast some of the best runners league-wide.
The Magic pull their rookies from various teams in The Underleagues, including the Great Smoky Mountain Druids, the Grand Canyon Sorcerers, and the Glacier Warlocks. They generally do not accept players from the Yosemite Slams, as it causes too many clerical errors.
The team is currently owned by the Park Service. It was previously owned by the Oconnor family prior to Famous Oconnor's incineration. The Magic are well-known for their unique method of transportation to home games.
The team draws their alternates from a mysterious team known as the Yello Magio. There are no photographs or records of the Magio, but their existence is confirmed through secondary sources, including Official League Merchandise bearing their logo.
The Solar Panel
Between Earlsiesta and Latesiesta of Season 14, funding was collected for the creation of "Solar Panels" within Yellowstone National Park (Ballpark). Due to an internal error, this funding was instead used to establish and create an endowment for the perpetuation of The Solar Panel, a group of experts in managing extradimensional run storage and supersolar events.
The makeup of the Panel is a closely guarded secret. However, due to its nature as a "weather", it is widely believed that King Weatherman holds a seat on the Panel. Outside sources have also confirmed that at least one seat is held by the National Park Service, which delegates a respondent each time the Panel is convened. The Panel is confirmed to have at least 10 members, as seen when they were seen activating a ritual circle around the Park's run storage facilities before Season 15, Day 13, and again on Season 24, Day 48.
When the Panel was first assembled, a number of anonymous complaints were filed with the ILB, citing concerns of bias and run fraud. These accusations have yet to be substantiated, however, as the Solar Panel has by and large stored more runs for visiting teams than for the Magic themselves.
The Yellowstone Magic have a Wizard's Council of Mascots. The exact number of mascots is unknown and unknowable, but Magic fans speculate that anywhere between 40 and 70 percent of all animal life in Yellowstone National Park may be mascots. When approached, the Park Service declined to comment.
Names given to Mascots are simply what the Magic calls them. Their true names are unknown. These names are unknowable (or the mascots are just shy). Theories about size limitations of mascots have been left unexplored. Realizing the fact that there could be microscopic mascots around us right now or that one day a leviathan class mascot could walk out from behind Mount Washburn could be very distressing to fans of the Magic.
Known Mascots include:
- Archmage Hexley
- Barry Bison Bones
- Jaqueline the Jackalope
- Tycho "T" Rex
- My Dad
- THE FRIZZ (on Wednesdays)
- The Recordkeeper
- Big 6
Yellowstone Mascot Gallery
For a more in-depth look at fan culture, see Yellowstone Magic/Fan Culture.
Fan chants are carefully vetted by the Park Service for adverse mystical potential before being allowed during a live blaseball game. Select ones are listed here:
- As Above! (Followed by) So Below!
- Leave no trace!
- HOCUS POCUS (clap clap clapclapclap)
For more chants, see Chants/Mantras.
The Yellowstone Magic as of Season 8 (by Vixen)
All Magic players as of season 11 (by Vixen)
- This is based on the Air Bud Principle, which states that there's no rule in blaseball that says you can't have multiple mascots.
|Buried||Jacob Haynes · Avi Jones · Millipede Aqualuft|
|Stats||Season||1 · 2 ·Full List|
|Beta||1 · 2 · 3 · 4· 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12 · 13 · 14· 15 · 16 · 17 · 18 · 19 · 20 · 21 · 22 · 23 · 24|
|Circuits||Gamma 1 · Gamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4|
|Events||Coffee Cup · Fall Ball|
|Ballpark||Yellowstone National (Ball)Park|
|Staff||Park Service · Alf Merlinmeyer · Park Rangers · The Oconnor Family|
|History||Yellowstone Magic's History · Standardized Irregularity Reports|
|Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏|
|As Above, So Below|