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NEW Season 1
Dates	January 9, 2023 - January 15, 2021
← Previous	Short Circuit 4
Next →	NEW Season 2
Results
Postseason	Seed: 4th Division Series: Lost 1-3 vs. 🍗
Overall Record	53-37
Wins	53
Partytime	Day 96
Divine Favor	??
Division	3rd in Evil Chaotic
League	4th in Evil League
ILB Placement	7th overall
Modifiers	RogueThis Team is Out for a Surprise Attack.
Blessings
Guess Whose Thwack   Lineup: +1 Star of Thwack

In Season 1, the Seattle Garages finished fourth in the Evil Conference and seventhth in the ILB. The Garages qualified for the postseason and were seeded 4th. The team played the number one seeded [[ In the Season 1 Election, The Garages were blessed with Guess Whose Thwack, which boosted their each member of their Lineup's Thwack by one Star.

Starting Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Mindy Rahman Chambers Simmons Deion Gamage Hendricks Richardson Sheev Shriffle Susan Witherspoon Josephine Aster Henry Marshallow Jesús Rodriguez	Rivers Clembons Baby Triumphant Timmy Vine Brisket Friendo Seren Moss
Shadows
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Season

Roster Changes and Notable Games

• On Day 1, hitter Mindy Rahman became the first player to score in the Coronation Era with a leadoff homerun at the top of the first Inning.
• On Day 3, Jasper Destiny crashed onto the field during a game versus the Worms.
  • Destiny was Buried at the end of the Garages' Lineup.
• On Day 5, Theodore Honeywell crashed onto the field during a game versus the Fridays.
  • Honeywell was Buried at the end of the Fridays' Lineup.
• On Day 19, Rigby Friedrich crashed onto the field during a game versus the Moist Talkers.
  • Friedrich was Buried at the end of the Garages' Lineup.
• On Day 67, Chandra Blortles crashed onto the field during a game versus the Lovers.
  • Blortles was Buried at the end of the Garages' Lineup.

Postseason

• On Day 92, the Seattle Garages began a postseason series against the Mexico City Wild Wings.
  • Mindy Rahman scored the first run of the postseason with a leadoff homerun.

Election Outcomes

Wills

• 
  Infuse
  • The Garages vote to infuse Alaynabella Hollywood.
  • Alaynabella Hollywood is Infused.
    • Combined 5.6 → 10.4
  • Infuse - 35% of all Garages Will Votes
    This Filing - 78% of Garages Infuse Votes
    Final Odds - 27% chance of happening.
• 
  Foreshadow
  • The Garages chose to bring Nolanestophia Patterson forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Jaylen Hotdogfingers.
  • The Garages made a roster move.
    • Nolanestophia Patterson -> Rotation
    • Jaylen Hotdogfingers -> Shadows
  • Jaylen Hotdogfingers entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 11.1 → 11.8
  • Foreshadow - 38% of all Garages Will Votes
    This Filing - 81% of Garages Foreshadow Votes
    Final Odds - 31% chance of happening.

Two additional wills affected the Seattle Garages:

• 
  Exchange
  • The Tigers targeted Paula Turnip for an exchange, opting to send back Carmelo Plums.
  • The Garages and Tigers made a trade.
    • 🎸 - Paula Turnip + Carmelo Plums
    • 🐅 - Carmelo Plums + Paula Turnip
  • Exchange - 20% of all Tigers Will Votes
    This Filing - 1% of Tigers Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 0% chance of happening.
• 
  Exchange
  • The Lift targeted Goodwin Morin for an exchange, opting to send back Lotus Mango.
  • The Garages and Lift made a trade.
    • 🎸 - Goodwin Morin + Lotus Mango
    • 🏋️‍ - Lotus Mango + Goodwin Morin
  • Exchange - 2% of all Lift Will Votes
    This Filing - 72% of Lift Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 2% chance of happening.

Blessings

• 
  Stow Away blessed the Seattle Garages.
  • Magi Ruiz came aboard the Seattle Garages's rotation!
    • 🎸 + Magi Ruiz, Rotation
  • The Garages had 4% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Flowers with 31%
    91,803 votes were cast.

Season Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
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The Garages Suck/The Return

A bar graph depicting the Season 13 Garages wins over .500 across the entire season. We'll suck forever.

The Twelfth Trip Around the Sun

A bar graph depicting the Season 12 Garages wins over .500 across the entire season and postseason. We'll suck forever.

The Grand Siesta has ended and the Garages are back! The Band is picking up exactly where they left off: somehow turning a middling early season performance into a late season surge and another deep postseason run. Nothing has changed. Greer Gwiffin and Paula Turnip were the standouts of the season, hitting 29 home runs apiece and leading the team in runs batted in. The Garages' large pitching staff, anchored by Arturo Huerta and Tot Clark, held their own and, after ups and downs in the early and midseason, the Band aimed once again for a Postseason Birth. Though the Garages earned another Mild League Championship pennant, their dreams of an ILB championship were once again dashed, this time by the Hades Tigers after a grueling five game Internet Series.

Goodbyes and Layovers

The Season 12 Election brought a lot of change to the Garages. Greer Gwiffin bid goodbye to the band and flew off for Hawai'i. His replacement, Nagomi Mcdaniel touched down at SeaTac Airport only to run into Alaynabella Hollywood, who had gotten lost on the way to the Boston Flowers' shadows. They agreed to swap places, allowing Mcdaniel a much needed break and giving Hollywood a brand new start in Seattle. After two seasons with the Band, Pitching Machine was also traded, and traveled to the Ohio Worms in exchange for pitcher and teacher Mindy Kugel. The Garages' rotation was also shaken up when Goodwin Morin and the just arrived Alaynabella Hollywood agreed to swap positions, giving Morin a chance to try her hand at batting after a couple disappointing seasons as a pitcher.