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'''Seattle Garages/Season 2'''
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<nowiki/>{{TeamSeason
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| title        = [[Seattle Garages|🎸 Seattle Garages]]
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| season      = Season β2
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| dates        = July 27, 2020 - August 2, 2020
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| previous    = [[Seattle Garages/Beta/Season 1|Season β1]]
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| next        = [[Seattle Garages/Season 3|Season β3]]
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| division    = Chaotic
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| league      = Evil
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| record      = 46-53
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| favor        = 19
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| div_place    = 4th
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| league_place = 8th
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| ilb_place    = 13th
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| partytime    = Day 93
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| blessings    = {{Teamicon|Garages|size=30px}}'''Psuedo-Thumbs'''<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pitching {{PositiveChange}}10%
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}}<nowiki/>
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In {{BetaSeason|2}}, the [[Seattle Garages]] finished eighth in the Evil League and thirteenth in the ILB. The team experienced no incinerations during the season. In the {{BetaSeason|2#Election|@ Election}}, the Garages were blessed with {{BetaSeason|2#Blessings|Pseudo-Thumbs}}.
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==Starting Roster==
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{| class="wikitable"
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!Lineup <span aria-hidden="true">{{PositionIcon|lineup}}</span>!!Rotation <span aria-hidden="true">{{PositionIcon|rotation}}</span>
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|- style="vertical-align:top;"
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|
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*[[Malik Destiny]]
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*[[Theodore Duende]]
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*[[Avila Guzman]]
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*[[Luis Acevedo]]
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*[[Shaquille Torres]]
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*[[Lang Richardson]]
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*[[Oliver Mueller]]
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*[[Allison Abbott]]
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*[[Bennett Browning]]
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*[[Mike Townsend]]
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*[[Tot Clark]]
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*[[Arturo Huerta]]
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*[[Ron Monstera]]
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*[[Derrick Krueger]]
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!Bench <span aria-hidden="true">{{PositionIcon|shadows}}</span>!!Bullpen <span aria-hidden="true">{{PositionIcon|shadows}}</span>
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|- style="vertical-align:top;"
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|
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*[[Mcdowell Karim]]
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*[[Sparks Beans]]
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*[[Oliver Loofah]]
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*[[Lenny Marijuana]]
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*[[Schneider Blanco]]
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*[[Antonio Mccall]]
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*[[Leticia Snyder]]
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*[[Chorby Short]]
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*[[Daniel Benedicte]]
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*[[Goodwin Morin]]
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*[[Tillman Wan]]
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|}
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==Season==
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===Roster Changes===
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The Seattle Garages experienced no changes to their roster over the course of the season and postseason.
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===Notable Games===
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*On '''Day 56''', [[Mike Townsend]] was a disappointment. (Review [https://reblase.sibr.dev/game/55198c23-d91e-4962-9a05-b8567282bab9 here] on Reblase).
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==Election Outcomes==
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===Blessings===
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*{{BetaSeason|2#Blessings|'''Pseudo-Thumbs'''}} blessed the [[Seattle Garages]] {{Teamicon|garages}}
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**Their pitching was improved 10%.
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** The Garages won with 15% of the vote. The [[Hades Tigers]] had 25% of the vote.
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==Season Overview==
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{{Community Lore}}
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===Mike Townsend (Is A Disappointment)===
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[[File:Garages Season 2 - Wins Over .500.png|thumb|A bar graph depicting the Season 2 Garages wins over .500 across the entire season. We'll suck forever.]]
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After a demoralizing first season and the sudden loss of [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]], the Seattle Garages returned to the field full of coffee and anger. The band performed much better during their second outing and even exceeded .500 wins in the midseason. Unfortunately, poor pitching kept the team solidly out of playoff contention. Newcomer [[Derrick Krueger]] was seen sleeping on the mound, and mainstays [[Tot Clark]], [[Arturo Huerta]], and [[Ron Monstera]] barely held their own. Fans placed the most blame on shameful pitcher [[Mike Townsend]], even going so far as to openly root for his incineration during outings. This vitriol inspired the band's first true success, the smash hit single [[Mike Townsend#Music|mike townsend (is a disappointment)]]. Season 2 also saw the birth of a rivalry with the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]], who objected to the Garages' [[THE SUN IS OUR ENEMY|stated intention to kill the sun]]. Miraculously, despite the presence of a season-long [[Solar Eclipse]], no Garages players were incinerated during the season, a feat which some Fans attribute to pure spite.
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===More Thumbs===
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After a successful Fan campaign, the Seattle Garages pitching staff were blessed with Pseudo-Thumbs in the Season 2 Election. This increased the team's pitching ability substantially, with the minor cost of a few new only slightly disturbing digits. Both fans and players hope that, with their new thumbs, the band will finally make it to the playoffs.
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{{GaragesNav}}
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[[Category:Seattle Garages]]
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[[Category:Season 2]]

Latest revision as of 21:47, 31 January 2023

In Season β2, the Seattle Garages finished eighth in the Evil League and thirteenth in the ILB. The team experienced no incinerations during the season. In the Season β2 Election, the Garages were blessed with Pseudo-Thumbs.

Starting Roster

Lineup Rotation
Bench Bullpen

Season

Roster Changes

The Seattle Garages experienced no changes to their roster over the course of the season and postseason.

Notable Games

Election Outcomes

Blessings

Season Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Mike Townsend (Is A Disappointment)

A bar graph depicting the Season 2 Garages wins over .500 across the entire season. We'll suck forever.

After a demoralizing first season and the sudden loss of Jaylen Hotdogfingers, the Seattle Garages returned to the field full of coffee and anger. The band performed much better during their second outing and even exceeded .500 wins in the midseason. Unfortunately, poor pitching kept the team solidly out of playoff contention. Newcomer Derrick Krueger was seen sleeping on the mound, and mainstays Tot Clark, Arturo Huerta, and Ron Monstera barely held their own. Fans placed the most blame on shameful pitcher Mike Townsend, even going so far as to openly root for his incineration during outings. This vitriol inspired the band's first true success, the smash hit single mike townsend (is a disappointment). Season 2 also saw the birth of a rivalry with the Hellmouth Sunbeams, who objected to the Garages' stated intention to kill the sun. Miraculously, despite the presence of a season-long Solar Eclipse, no Garages players were incinerated during the season, a feat which some Fans attribute to pure spite.

More Thumbs

After a successful Fan campaign, the Seattle Garages pitching staff were blessed with Pseudo-Thumbs in the Season 2 Election. This increased the team's pitching ability substantially, with the minor cost of a few new only slightly disturbing digits. Both fans and players hope that, with their new thumbs, the band will finally make it to the playoffs.


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Community Lore
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